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It's whatever, I'm only watching this for based Pattinson anyways.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT WILL BE PERFECT (except the clothes, I wish they showed medieval people wearing the gaudy clothes they actually did wear. So many knights liked pink and light green)

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Yeah he’s a shit actor

>bleakly realistic historical reconstruction

sign me the fuck up

Greta will save him with her Laurie.

What does that spell for Dune then

nobody likes pattinson

where are the people of color?

I’m sure it will be visually awesome but I’m sure the acting is going to be stiff as a board much like BR 2049

we know kristen, you like women now right?

>bleakly realistic historical reconstruction
is this code for no shoehorned niggers?

who cares if fantasy movies are garbage or not

he seems fine
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>rest of that twitter account is pro tranny bullshit
every time

exactly my thoughts

Yes we get it, you're gay for Timothy Jewface.

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This is fine for Dune desu. Nobody in the Dune books has any character except for Leto II whose character is pic related

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Honestly I’m still looking forward to it.

>bleakly realistic

Sounds like the account is butthurt there are no ahistorical niggers hanging around.

He's a little sociopathic. He talked about being kicked out of school for stealing and selling porn mags and some stuff he says is just anti-social.

Does he have the presence to portray Paul correctly, or will he come across as pretentious? There is a distinct sense of wonder in Dune.

Why is this surprising? He was always mediocre, he did one okay faggot performance in that gay movie and all of a sudden MSM lauded him as the next "big thing". Has no range or staying power.

He sounds based

both him and the film are fine

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no, he's a shit actor with connections , family is full of jews with business in films, television and theater. don't believe the hype, he was only good in the gay movie because portraying gay comes naturally to him.

>no niggers
>no oppression points awarded
3/10 too white

Fuck off. He played guitar for one of the songs on DG's best album. He based.
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I will just self-insert as Paul then

so far that's one of the worst death grips songs

Some people appear to be one-note in real life. Why is this a problem for everything?

Basically this
He's the male Jennifer Lawrence

Piss off, boomer. Making fun of Twilight stopped being cool and edgy almost a decade ago.

>for one of DG's best albums
I like seeing people appreciate Government Plates. Great album and underrated in their catalog

I know Robert likes DG's a lot but does anyone know the origin story as to how or why?

>because portraying gay comes naturally to him.
Fucking this. Wow a twink can portray a twink believably. Bravo

>wypipo talk crap about rap
>make this shit unironically

yes can't wait for him to fall into oblivion, dune flopping will make it faster

Not really sociopathic you limp wrist

California.

fucking based

It's unironically one of their best. He's supposedly good friends with them.

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>no blacks
based

Sounds like /ourguy/ material.

cry more. he's not going anywhere

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wtf I love pattison now

Exactly, I want to see outfits that would make a pimp blush, not different shades of brown. Medieval hats best hats. At least they got the haircut right. Falstaff can fuck right off though, him getting banished is the coldest smackdown in Shakespeare, can't have him as an advisor.

Chalamet just isn’t a very good actor. He doesn’t have the charisma to carry a movie & he never will.

Just wait until he hits the twink wall

"Bleakly realistic" is the codeword for full of white people.

little women . starring emma watson, flop
the king. already a flop
french dispatch. 5 minutes role
dune. major flop that will finish him hopefully

aidskike was a mistake

There are some things he says like lying on his CV, chasing old an woman for a roles while she says she was scared, making substitute teachers cry, and so that really seem sociopathic. He lies, he cheats, he uses people and he has very little respect for women like fangirls.

>why aren't the SJWs complaining about the lack of diversity :(

This is exactly what "bleakly realistic" means in this context

>There are some things he says like lying on his CV, chasing old an woman for a roles while she says she was scared, making substitute teachers cry, and so that really seem sociopathic. He lies, he cheats, he uses people and he has very little respect for women like fangirls.

>implying this isn't based
He's got a spine, he knows his own personal power, and he doesn't put pussy on a pedestal

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What the fuck is that shit? Music?

You're making me like him even more, was this your goal?

You mean Lilly Rose

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the fuck is shit

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mr. death grips is a black man you retard

both cmbyn and beautiful boy are flop. didn't stop him from getting new projects. in fact, he already got 2 projects after dune, one is with François Ozon

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>cmbyn is flop.
Not true

I know what you mean, it's a 10x ROI. BUT it is a flop according to capeshit box-office standard, so let's play their game

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he can do his shit in france, i don't care
people will get tired of him and if they don't the wall will come for him
he can also become a drug addict, speeds up the process

It's amazing how much photoshopping they have to do to him.

Timmy's booty ladies and gentleman. Yes, he grow one (or is it padding?)
>Sniff all you want

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Holy fuck that is funny.

I like his dry British humor.

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So funny she cheated to get back at him
you don't mess with a cat lady
who's laughin now

she broke up this marriage. she seems to like british men and fucking with them.

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Who the fuck had the brilliant idea of casting this ugly jew twink as a Medieval king? Fucking Hollywood doesn't get ANYTHING right.

It's not Hollywood, it's Netflix and their cultural Marxist propaganda.

He looks like he has aids

He has no ass whatsoever

WTF that is the dude? why the fuck those silk belts to mark the waist and show his ass?? is this zoomer fashion do men dress like this now? fuck this world

>Making Dune in current year + 5
Dune is just going to be some anti-capitalist, muh rise of da proles, commie shitfest. It will be nothing like the books except in setting only. Don't get too excited

Why isn't he playing the French guy and why isn't Rob playing an Englishman?

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I've been saying he's a mediocre actor. He only got nominated for an Oscar cause he played a gay teenage Jew and they wanted to push that film to turn other teenagers gay.

Only zoomers think he's anything special because they believe what the media tells them to and they are hyping him up as the next greatest thing.

friendly reminder that Robert Pattinson was cast as Batman, not as Bruce Wayne because he is Dick Grayson

I’ve never seen this dude in anything, only heard about him. This will probably be my first and then again in Dune.

No, this guy does it to show how fucking special he is, look at me dressing like a flower! google his name there are 9547613 articles about his fashion, attention whore. That way all the talk is about his ridiculous clothing and not his horrible acting

ass is just a bonus with timmy. I just want to snuggle with him every morning after a rough sex the night before

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looks like an ape

>bleakly realistic historical reconstuction
is this code word for all the characters are white in medieval europe and there isn't a black kang?

the wall is closing in

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I honestly and sincerely hope this faggot jew gets murdered.

I think old technicolor kino like Richard III is the thing for you

It might surprise you, but ugly twinks being kings wasn't a foreign concept in the Middle Ages.

>Kikeflix movie with two gay meme actors that Yea Forums likes for some reason
Hard pass.

This is true...

>Henry V: "Fuck I hates ze French."
>Henry V: "Verily the Frogs sucketh so hard."
>Henry V: "Have I mentioned that I don't like your people, Pierre? You garlic-smelling snail-eating POS?"
>Henry V: "Joan de'Who? Oh yeah, I remember her. She was so lit."

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You soi cunt

lmao he looks like shit

You just KNOW

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THIS IS A “FILM CRITIC OPINION” RESPECTING BOARD

do it

Who does he play in this?

the main vampire

Women love him. He kissed a girl's tattoo on her arm and she was asked to give an interview.

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Women were a mistake

It spells dume for Dune :^)

Lmao Timothy looks just like him

Same craziness women had for pattinson 10 years ago

Wait so he was playing himself in Good Time?

It's true.
Gays have superior taste and love Henry Cavill.

rude

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hideous

Someone is excited for the bbc

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Adrien Brody 2.0 but without actually winning the Oscar

He actually does look a lot like a young Adrien Brody.

shit taste

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based

if they’re gonna mine dune for any hot button political issue, it’s gonna be ethnicity. frank herbert wrote a series about futuristic muslims/space asians/pseudo-mediterranean lords, no way they won’t milk that

big Falstaff

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Trump loves him hahaha

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Watch The Lion in Winter instead Yea Forums.

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reviews:out
release date: is 2 months away
cast:Good
I:can't wait

no, he's just well integrated with black culture like a normal New Yorker. also timmy is pure

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If he’s the male JLaw then I hope to see his asshole leaked before his star fades.

Why is there at least one French actor in these movies? What's the pattern here

Chalamet is Jewish

He's shilling hard to win the oscar. The King, Dune, Little Women, the new Wes Anderson movie... all look like Oscar bait. He really wants to win it before Brody did to be the youngest

wtf how can you be this sheltered and be on here

He's French