Why come femoids think Frodo and Sam were gay?

Why come femoids think Frodo and Sam were gay?

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They're retards

women don’t understand that relationships can exist without sex

Because they kiss several times throughout the books- often after an event which was momentous to their journey and in which they nearly die. They mistake brotherly love for homosexuality.

what, like on the lips? IDK senpai, that's pretty sus

They don't, you willfully mischaracterize playful and meaningless shipping for serious interpretations in an effort to delegitimize women's appreciation for a work of art you want males to have exclusive ownership of because no gurlz allowed

Shipfags should hang themselves, no matter the context or the ship

t. toastie roastie

Women have never had friends with out ulterior motives.

Smaller hands, smaller brain
Smaller brain, smaller thinking

Because they don't understand friendship.

All those word and no point.

because girls are jealous that they can't be adventure, so they do what they do

Women do not, and will never understand platonic friendships.

women do not understand comradery and friendship, so they associate every form of affection with romantic interest

because for incels friendship=romance

>playful and meaningless shipping
shippers must hang faggot

there's literally nothing wrong with being gay

sh-shut up

SHUT UP!!

>you will never have a bro so fucking tight that you can kiss him, huddle together for warmth, and tell him everything on your mind and still feel no desire to fuck

they cant comprehend the concept of loyalty without the concept of love. The only thing a woman can be truly loyal to is her child and that out of love.

except there is

Women can't into friendship. They are all backstabbing whores who will trashtalk their "bff" behind their back.

Just a fetish like how some guys want to fuck their mother.

Its like they are unable to conceive of strong relationships outside the romantic.