ITT: Things that didn't age well

Lets be honest, DiCaprio has always been ugly

>14yo - poor mans Slater
>24yo - poor mans Kilmer
>43yo - poor man

I don't get the hype, he's just okay and he's aging like a woman.

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Prettyboy features seem to be kind of a poisoned chalice. You're obviously gorgeous until you hit 33 and then it takes a very harsh downhill turn. See pic related and also Orlando Bloom.

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He's the obama of actors. People keep saying he's a good actor and normies don't ever watch movies with proper acting so they believe that Leo can act. They did the same shit convincing people that obama was smart and not a faggot chooming nigger

his facial hair makes him look a bit ratlike and his hairstyle is shit too

honestly he could probably look 15 years younger if he wanted to but i think he wants to look more olderer and maturerer in his attempt to get oscars

>spent too much time in the sun

Imagine being unable to handle the sun

Jessica Pigman has a good, more oval shaped head and receding northern european hairline; DiCaprio's skull is very round, which is not great when the alcoholism starts to bulge.

He's not really fat and does not look bad for 43. His problem is that his personal life and pattern of dating a stream of 20 something bimbos makes him look childish and immature. The roasties have decided leo is cancelled. Brad pit is still ok because he was stupid enough to get married.

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Dicaprio peaked in Total Eclipse. It's a shame he didn't do more gay roles when he was the prime twink.

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Won't simple wait loss correct that?

That is false. Good bone structure is good bone structure. Leo's attractiveness came from the fact that when he was young he literally looked like a tomboy woman, which activated the lesbianism in females. Then he got fat and lost his hair

lmfao @ this faggot's life
he's never going to accomplish anything meaningful, spends all of his time seeking validation for his wasted youth from roasties who couldn't care less about him as a person, and he's going to die alone and childless

Remember that girl that thought they had a connection and he was just vaping and listening to MGMT. I believe Leo is blackpilled.

Gotta wonder about me. Got a kind of Winona Ryder vibe (no joke, but with a dead on River Phoenix except pointier nose/no recessed chin). Gotta wonder what happens when I reach my 30's assuming I take care of myself (probably will given how vain I am).

does this matter? he achieved wealth and status and he'll have an endless supply of fresh 20 year old ass until the day he dies, that's how it works for men

>which activated the lesbianism in female
I have never heard of this before

Don't forget the worst offender, user. Soft skin + years of Hollywood indulgence = major sagging.

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How much pussy can this man have on his face though? Does he ever get bored? Or is he just that high test?

Just another victim of Winona's Touch

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This. I wish Bjorn Adressen had done more roles as well and had been born 30 years later.

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>got fat and getting fatter
>not even good dad fat but out of shape fat
>balding
>years of hollywood partying
I'm honestly surprised he looks as good as he does

what do you even do with this many bitches if you're not fucking them? I highly doubt they're gonna give him a good conversation about the finer points of economic policy.

It just boosts his test being around them.

he looks ok to me

>Things that didn't age well
his girlfriends

His hairline has aged shockingly well given how high it already was at 13

He just does sexual things with them and then listens to MGMT while he vapes.

youtube.com/watch?v=H_GvVnPsUeg

I wouldn't say he's aged badly. He looks pretty normal to me. He has some fluff on him, nothing serious, but I'm sure if he shrugged a couple of pounds off, people would praise how well he looked for his age.

Maybe that's why he became a climate crusader

Can we at least all agree that Mel was/is the perfect male specimen
>bright eyes
>not too pretty but not too "tough" either
>went from young stud to silver fox
>can grow full, bushy beard but looks great without one
>never had any dumb surgery to fuck up his looks
>not even the Jews in hollywood or his bitch ex-wife could make him JUST

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Looks terrible without makeup

>what do you even do with this many bitches if you're not fucking them?

they are orbiting around a wealthy celebrity hoping they might be the one he falls for and marries. Then they have economic security for life.

I would still ask her on a coffee date if I had the nerve

>spends all of his time seeking validation for his wasted youth
Yeah I'd hate to waste my youth becoming rich and famous doing what I loved whilst millions of women fawn on me.

(agreed though, middle age probably feels strange to him now as he's already done everything he could want and seems hell bent on never having children)

He's almost bald, so no. Cruise would have a better case if he wasn't a manlet. Everybody's cursed in some way.

>>years of hollywood partying
What are these parties like and how would they age? I mean the alcoholism stuff would bloat and add redness with all the excess of calories, etc. but could this not be quickly corrected with a weight loss routine?

M*tts just cant handle virile Australian genetics, not in the way he acts or in the way he looks

Well alcohol is one thing but these are doing tons of drugs as well. Probably just unhealthy amounts of coke. Alcohol itself already ages you immensely and doesn't help with healthy ageing.

>hooded eyes
>thick eyebrows
>good symmetry
He's good.

How come someone like Cruise got meme'd hard as a manlet but a guy the exact same height like James McAvoy avoids this despite also being in action roles, leading man roles, has sex appeal, etc.? Same for guys like Renner and Rudd who are barely taller at the 5'8-5'9 range.

>Alcohol itself already ages you immensely and doesn't help with healthy ageing.
Got a way to quantify this? I got good looks but am at college and do enjoy the partying, but am aware of the perils of alcohol and am pretty fucking vain, so want to balance having a good time with not destroying looks.

mcavoy isn't as well kown

Pure jealousy. Its literally the only thing people can make fun of him for.

Only place that makes fun of Tom for being a manlet are places full of ugly lanklets trying to cope

Most women would rather share him then have a man to themselves

>one of the few actors to not sell out for shitty remakes and marvel movies

yall leave leo alone

Something must be wrong with me or maybe I’m not gay. Because to me both Brad Pitt and Di Caprio are ugly. I also don’t find Ryan Reynolds super attractive but I consider him above average. Adam Driver on the other hand is attractive af.

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Are you actually fucking serious? Please just google the effects of casual alcohol drinking but i'll get you started.

time.com/3943137/what-drinking-does-to-your-body-over-time/

>Long term drinking can also hurt your heart muscles making them unable to contract properly. It can also harm liver, pancreas and immune system function.

If you drink casually (6 drinks a ween max) then you will probably be okay but if you drink hard every weekend you're fucked.

Bit besides the point. Funny how some get meme'd and mocked hard but others the same height do not. McAvoy, Renner, Richard Madden, etc. all escaped. Cruise and RDJ did not (albeit I understand why is happened in RDJ's case. Wasn't about for Cruise's height being the zoomfag I am). Harington... probably that very, very unfortunate picture of him neck to a 5'9 girl (tall for a woman) and fucking 6'3 woman, both of them being in heels to boot. Very unfortunate photo for Harington.

You suck at typing out your thoughts

rudd was always considered some schmuck. cruise was arguably the biggest sex symbol of his era which opens him up to any valid criticisms

Because it seems like it bothers him and it's something he overcompensates for with all the shit like doing his own stunts and proving what a manly man he is. Plus he's a fucking nutjob. Same thing with RDJ and his comical platform shoes. Nobody makes fun of manlets who aren't constantly in COPE mode.

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You’re very homo.

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RDJ gets made fun of because of the amount of coping he has to do. Dude is rich and famous yet still wears 6 inch platform shoes and gels his hair up to look taller

I should have clarified. People simultaneously hate himbecause he is crazy and are jealous of him because of his immense success. The only thing they have to nitpick is his height. McAvoy et al dont get this because they are viewed more sympathetically by the public and are less successful

>choker
Messi married a slut

>no joke, but with a dead on River Phoenix except pointier nose/no recessed chin
If that's true than you're a lucky man. Have you ever applied to do any modelling?
>Gotta wonder what happens when I reach my 30's assuming I take care of myself (probably will given how vain I am).
That's fair enough. I use skin exfoliator twice a day plus I avoid rubbing my face whenever possible. I'm 20 now and my face has definitely gotten a lot, lot more masculine over the last couple of years. I used to have such a wimpy looking face but now people seem to just naturally respect me a lot more. Don't really know how I'm going to age.

Im not wrong. Its a fucking mess of sentences

>messi

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When did this board become so gay, everyone just gossips about celebrities, why such a high standard for a board on Yea Forums? Is everyone on here just kids now?

Depp took a horrible care of himself tho, he drinks too much.

What else are we suppose to do? We do actually watch anything hahaha

He's known her since she was five, grew up together with her and then made her his wife. She's his personal slut.

if Leo had a proper beard and not a natural neckbeard that begins right on his jawline, he'd look good

Oh, I missed out 'profile'. Meant to write 'River Phoenix profile', but with pointier nose/my chin doesn't recede.

Also, deadlifts. Maybe it's genetics but feel like they have contributed to my neck thickening, and neck is important. Look at those edits of Channing Tatum where the neck is shrunk down.

Yep. I ramble, and do not proofread.

>He's almost bald, so no
lol is that what you call "almost bald"? The dude's in his sixties and he's only lost a couple inches of hairline.

>we

This, it's all that time sunbathing on his yacht

Lad...

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>Tripfagging and claiming the power to handle the sun in the palm of his hand.

Into the lake you go.

It makes reading your shit easy to ignore

If you are in your 20s you are fine, but just remember, as you approach the 30s, that your metabolism isn't going to be the same forever.

NOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST INSULT ME ON THIS KOREAN SHITPOSTING BOARD!!!

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A fuckload of drugs, a fuckload of late nights and stress from the paparazzi and having to maintain appearances 24/7. Also just generally acedic/indulgent lifestyles are very easy to fall into if you're rich and popular.

looks good to me

But i didnt feel insulted. Now i think you felt insulted though

he looks fine to me

looks good to me as well. i dont get what you guys are seeing.

>Got a way to quantify this? I got good looks but am at college and do enjoy the partying, but am aware of the perils of alcohol and am pretty fucking vain, so want to balance having a good time with not destroying looks.
Just don't get drunk and don't have 3 beers a night like some people do. Getting drunk is just never worth it anyway.

It's the beard.

Twink Leo = 10/10
Gruff Leo = 6/10 at best

>Getting drunk is just never worth it anyway.
Getting utterly shitfaced isn't worth it (in no small part due to the hangover). Nice, pleasant buzz that makes you a bit more confident and loosens up is worth it.

>tfw prime Leo will never give you this look

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How the heck do you amass a pack of women like that, do they just slowly come along and sit next to him? does he specifically ask them all to come? I don't understand

DUDE WEED is a better way to get a buzz. Maybe a little nose powder if you're out and about.

Never been properly high, and never tried it for a night out.

fag

If he wanted, he could look like a 30 year old. HGe is not that gone. He doesn't need to be a twink anymore, the same thing cannot be said of many other old twinks.

I think he calls them to hang out with him and a few friends. Then they see every friend is a chick but thy stay anyways

I find his face waaay too loose and saggy to be considered attractive. I think he's also a little too pale and that definitely doesn't help his pudgy face issue.

Pic related is the superior version

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