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Star Trek: Discovery features award-winning dialogue.
>This is the power of math, people!
>Hamlet? HELL yeah.
>I like science.
>Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you, too, Papi.
>Women, stop talking.
>Yum, yum.
Let's keep /trek/ going with some interesting discussion!
sneed trek
>Save our show!
>And you, too, Papi.
I kinda liked the thai ghost chick. her way of talking was weirdly sexy
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This is bordering on the unacceptable.
>I intimidate Worf?
>that t'pol gel scene in the first episode of enterprise
holy shit how was this allowed
yes. yes he can.
data should have been promoted to commander and stayed in the red command uniform after jellicoe, prove me wrong.
Brooks is like a jazz musician.
Just accept the greatness of beardless Riker and move on. At least I am not a derailing tripfag.
>At least I am not a derailing tripfag.
Don't be racist
Thanks.
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/trek/ is good today. I'm having fun.
Based Paris/Janeway shippers.
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ffs
So, where's the meet-up?
The Way of the Warrior is the best "we need more ratings" soft reboot episode.
>new, upbeat theme song
>every character gets something to do, so Worf doesn't overshadow everyone (unlike 7 of 9)
>Martok
>even with the action scenes, there's still time for character moments such as Quark and Garak bonding over root beer and Quark and Odo "I'm going to kill him!" - "With what?"
We get it.
leld
>computer, recursively create holodecks within holodecks, each of them simulating the entire universe
>then interdimensionally link each deck and increase simulation speed by a factor of 100
>disengage safety protocols
mind. blown.
Spam is bad
>Computer, begin 'Multiple Deanna Troi' program and seal holodeck doors for one month. Authorization, Barclay four seven alpha tango.
intimidated
I bet she orgasms like a pro. Whole body shaking, moaning so loud it sounds like a primal scream, squeezing the back of your neck so hard it hurts.
If I had to decide between making Troi cum and climbing Mt. Everest as my life's greatest accomplishment, I'd choose the Troi cum.
>DS9
>"Here's Worf, a fan favorite character from Next Generation, but we're going to incorporate him into the show organically, even the next few episodes are a Jake one, a Bashir/O'Brien one, a Kira one, and a Dax one, so that he's not taking any spotlight away from everyone else"
>VOY
>"OH FUCK HERE'S OUR NEWEST BABE, TITS OF NINE, FUCKING FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE OTHER ASSHOLES although we will put a boring Chakotay one about people who talk funny in the mix for no reason"
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Amen, brother.
Keep it short and sweet, buddy.
boner level unlocked!
>DS9
>We obviously didn't plan for this last moment hail mary so we haven't written any episodes for him yet
>VOY
>Sorry for the boring characters here's one of the most well developed non-Starfleet characters in Trek history
>WORDS BAD, HURT GRUG BRAIN
So, other than sex, what would you use the holodeck for?
Watching holograms have sex.
>POSTING PHOTOS OF TREK CHARACTERS IS ALSO BAD
What kind of question is that?
snip snap trek
Seven was kinda lame desu. Her backstory was really boring and uninteresting and she was overall just a ripoff of Hugh. Brannon Braga just wanted a babe around, as he did in every show he worked on.
Does not compute.
It's a shame she never got her fake tits out. She was offered Playboy, but was threatened with being blacklisted from more Star Trek if she did it. I think it was worth doing after Nemesis.
It is when it's spam
I would simulate Scrooge McDuck's pool of money, but change the characteristics of the coins so that they act and feel more like regular water. But It should keep the sound, and allow me to breathe when I'm completely submerged.
>stockholme syndrome deassimilated human who also ain't too bad on the eyes
I feel bad for you
You're spam
post more full body pics
I still want to see them now as much as ever.
Probably just make everything like animu and run around doing kawaii shit
Guys, GUYS, be frens, ok? peace.
A Dyson's sphere could have worked.
I don't negotiate with frogposters. Day of the phaser, little frog.
fucking hot.
Set phasers on kill
Word.
frogs are good to have when you're feeling down
>Computer load program O'Brien Kayak One
Program Loaded. Previous settings still in effect, updating river flow to match blood of all your confirmed Cardassian kills this month.
>Just the bloody confirmed kills? Include estimated deaths based on all those bloody Dominion food convoys headed to Cardasia! That should make the bloody Cardies suffer!
Program updated. Warming: projected river flow likely to result in dangerous rapids.
>Understood computer. Disengage safety protocols and run program.
So are bullets
sex girl have
Still?
I would. Dat waist to hep ratio..
They're a crutch and an overplayed gimmick.
>Computer, load program "O'Brien senseless torture 3411"
'Blood Fever' was hot.
People always ask me, "Why would Guinan work as a bartender for free?" You know, if you could fly around on a cruise ship seeing the whole galaxy and the only thing you had to do for free food and shelter was make chocolate shakes for Troi and flirt with Riker, well, that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
female sex drive is basically the same as the male version
the rape scene in 'death wish 3' and the whipping scene in 'wicked lady'
I'm sure there's still money in the Federation, it's just less important as everyone has a good standard of living. This is why I'd love to see UBI happen.
0.023% of the fanbase masturbated to Guinan.
>the rape scene in 'death wish 3' and the whipping scene in 'wicked lady'
the 80s made all women ugly
Don't forget the nude/death scene in Blind Date.
Also the only topless scene of Saavik 1.0.
offputting image
It's only a matter of time. Historically, people don't allow a minority of the population to hoard most of the wealth for very long and we're currently at the largest income gap in human history.
>TFW I'll never have a woman declare her love for me as we are both suffocating in space.
That belly is kino
Can you believe they said she was too fat in S1?
>we're currently at the largest income gap in human history.
Misleading. The poor of today are better off than the poor of 100 years ago.
I hope I live to see UBI and holodecks.
supple
>rich people lies
okay bezos
Well,
Oh, to see that in my sleeping quarters.
>waaaa I'm so poor!
>has tv
>has computer
>is fat from food surplus
give me a break
Yes. She's one of my top fantasy women, I would always fuck her no matter what. 90 year old Marina? Just because it's her, yes.
unflattering
>believing this
I agree. Just to say that I fucked and creampied her, I would still do it.
got all three dvds 'wicked lady, death wish 3, and blind date' signed by here. she laughed saying 'i'm naked in all 3!' i made sure to ask to make em out to my name.
>I'm poor white trash
>smokes cigarettes
>drinks beer
>both are luxury items
yeah, nah
Cool. I heard she doesn't sign those movies anymore. She hated getting nude, which is a shame.
it was the way the tiny skirt made her thicc thighs stand out.
pics of the covers
>still thinking this is a conversation
Marina also got nude in Paradise Lost in '99 (The only time she did while she was playing Troi), but it was very unflattering. Probably made her get the implants, which sadly she never went topless again for.
In S2, she really had dem curves. HNNNG!
damn. she was having fun with it. also said that in 'wicked lady' the female what was suppose to get naked and whipped wussed out and they asked her (i think she said she was the understudy), and before they even finished the sentence she was already naked and said 'let's do this'
I'm so horny and lonely bros
As are we all, brah.
stunning and brave
will hugs help?
Interesting.
I heard a story where she said she hated those movies, TNG helped her get out of doing any more, and she got pretty tearful when on stage at a convention. People though she was having a minor breakdown.
Aside from that, she's really embraced the convention circuit, in between all these TV/indy movies she makes.
I'll do gay shit if you're a 8/10 or higher
>she's really embraced the convention circuit,
I'm sure she's thrilled about it.
>be trek cast
>go to con
>it's all sweaty hands and fats
>tfw
I think his being sub-8 is why he can't get women, bro. It's brutal.
I'm 7 of 9
No it's the crushing depression and unstoppable cynicism
snap out of it, user!
*slaps*
Don't you think I would have if I could
Sisko is a captain for 60% of the series.
Picard 2020 will be about acceptance and female empowerment.
Funny how 7's personality changes pretty fast.
In her first few episodes she was kind of meek and aloof, and then after halfway through S4 she's ice queen bitch of Borg.
What's s topping you? Why are you so much worse than anybody else? I'm sure you have great qualities!
>becomes Jeanette Picard in the first episode
so brave
bruh if you're an 8+ it's on
Frakes was on Arsenio in '88 and tried to be too cool for conventions, now he's another convention darling.
Shame his film directing career tanked and he's largely gave up acting. He had great screen presence and magnetism. While he did guest on a few shows after TNG, it was nice to hear the studio audience cheer and recognise him.
Star Trek: Discovery will be about acceptance and female empowerment.
>directing career tanked
He's directing trek eps as we speak
Hmm, I have that PLUS bald manletism; forever making me a non-Chad, despite having even features.
>TFW I'll never be Will Riker.
>He had great screen presence
It's hard not to when you take up the whole screen.
Of course. Everything made after 2001 was shit.
While Berman was a cunt, he did keep the faggotry out of Star Trek.
You're among frens, user.
>I eat
>Jonathan Frakes, 1990
>You will never have sex with a trill woman that has the sexual knowledge of multiple generations.
Hence I said film career. I know he still directs TV. He's also very nervous to appear as Riker again in ST:P.
Peter Weller (RoboCop) also caught the TV directing bug, even though he was Oscar nominated for directing his first movie in the 90s.
>TFW I will never have a woman look at me like that. Ever.
h-hi, guys *swallows dryly*
I think we'd get along user
but then I find maintaining irl friendships exhausting
>SHUT UP, WESLEY!
>aspies flocking to /trek/ again
Same here.
I'll bet this faggot posts here daily
You knew what thread you clicked on buddy
Who do you think makes up the bulk of the Trek audience, son?
a lack of empathy will do that
aspies
It's only a very small but very vocal minority that dislikes the JJ Abrams movies and Star Trek: Discovery.
Keep them coming! As a long-term fan myself, I find them better than even TOS! Definitely miles ahead of that Berman era crap.
Can you believe that Chakotay was actually a Lt. Commander (with a hollow stripe on his provisional rank insignia), despite never being referred to as such?
Wil is VF come to troll /trek/ for not liking Wesley enough
You started liking Wesley once you realized how Wil's life turned out.
Go back to insignia of the Wehrmacht.
There was a vague reference in late TNG to a Lt. Commander who defected to the Maquis, but that was all.
the comms badges are supposed to be MATTE
>going down on Troi
>she starts to orgasm
>you keep working her clit
>she suddenly freezes up and starts crying
>EXTREME EMOTIONS
>she starts violently screaming "MAKE IT STOOOOOOP!"
>"Bridge to Counselor Troi, are you alright?!"
what do?
I don't really care about badges or pins
Mr. Data is a computer. Nothing more.
I liked his reviews on TNG S1 that he posted online, before he stopped and turned them into a book instead, the faggot.
For a MOMENT, I almost felt sorry for him for being so hated for being Gene's Mary Sue.
Too bad, cus they're hugely important to understanding character relations.
Who reads books anyway?
Exactly.
>420p
Found it: web.archive.org
I remember the review articles were pretty based. The behind the scenes stories, along with some of the worst episodes that pre-2001 Trek had seen.
just post the high lights
>Omicon Theta was once a farming colony, but all the colonists -- and everything they once grew -- were all gone when Data was found. Oh! A mystery! Riker leads an away team to the planet's surface in an effort to solve it. (In a scene that was cut from the final episode, the USS Mystery Machine showed up, and captain Fred said, "Dang." before it flew away to the Scary Old Amusement Park galaxy.)
>TFW I still have the 448x352 Niteshdw torrents from 2006.
based unending discspace-user
covers
what? i need to see that.
>an away team
more like an Anne Hathaway-team, ammirte fellas?
Based.
Sirtis has a hypersensitive clitoris.
here are the autographs.
never got that indication from her. she talked about how much fun she had making those movies. the guy that plays Blaine in 'IZombie'' was next to her and took pics of the movies she was in. we were chatting up a storm. more people actually came to her booth and his because of it.
Cool. Now you'll have to get Paradise Lost and have her sign it.
>here are the autographs.
no timestamp
stop posting the flat ones
I love hearing her curse. Ughn!
Well post more of her then.
low quali vid. jarring
not fapping
Every women who hasn't been circumcised has a hypersensitive clitoris. That's that whole point of it.
She's not terrible in this
Why isn't Discovery canon?
Because it's a reboot.
>sign autographs
>take pictures with strangers
>answer questions at a panel that you always answer
The first two alone make them all rich, since every single person who goes up to them pays about $30 for each of those services. That's on top of the fees they get paid by the venue just to arrive and do a Q&A panel.
>I only like things that are popular!
Go make another capeshit thread
Can the holodeck create food that looks and tastes real but isn't really there? If so I'll have a truck full of donuts.
Who are you talking to?
Technology is all wrong. Way too advanced and nothing matches with TOS designs.
Anyone who agrees with retconning technology is retarded, nobody in the 60s thought you could ever control and calculate advanced equations and carry out complex commands by pushing RED BUTTON and flipping SWITCH #2. It's a shitty excuse that doesn't hold up, unless we should now retcon TNG to have LED touchscreens instead of what is essentially random colored lines as buttons/controls.
been so long since I seen Denise Crosby's bum
Riker and Picard drink holo-liquor while talking to that one thot in one of the first holodeck episodes.
STD is really makes my blood boil but this asinine dialogue is the fucking worst part of that atrocity CBS calls a tv show.
>robot sings a britbong navy song from 1655
>Why isn't this reaching a larger audience?
Stretches skin in your direction. How do you respond?
They didn't even try to look retro-futurist, they just made it look like any generic 2010s sci-fi, and they have people defend it to death with "YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET NORMIES ON BOARD IF IT LOOKS LIKE 60s CARDBOARD SETS!" despite the fact that it's on a streaming platform no normie in their right mind would subscribe to.
Also the TOS sets were fucking plywood, not cardboard.
Insurrection posts are getting stretched a little too thin lately.
>Don't be so binary. In my universe, he was pansexual, and we had DEFCON-level fun together. And you, too, Papi.
I don't think even The CW would have a character on one of their shows say something that idiotic.
Maybe that's just for immersion reasons. Sometimes I sit in a tavern in elder scrolls games and just eat a bit of food or whatever while listening to the bard even though it doesn't do anything for me.
is just a spot of fun, innit?
And a lot of these so-called "long time fans from the 60s/70s" (which is probably a big fat lie) fell for the meme that TOS was cheap. Wrong - it was one of the most expensive TV shows on at the time. Which is why it was cancelled.
>start a Trek
>finish a Trek
do the whole thong like this?
>Also the TOS sets were fucking plywood, not cardboard.
>even though it doesn't do anything for me.
it obviously does
I still contend that with modern production techniques you could be faithful to trek canon and produce a visually appealing TV show.
>it was one of the most expensive TV shows on at the time
then why did it look so cheap
elab
because everything in the 60s looks cheap by our standards
This latest thread has been a bit too fast for my taste.
user means you don't get xp or any ingame reward but it's still fun
My point still stands.
The person I was replying to
I don't care about your point
I was jarred by that post too.
It’s likely just transporting in replicated food
Just like it transports out feces and cum into the matter conductor.
no just cheap sci-fi shows
bonanza looked real
Elaborate on what? There's nothing wrong with the 60s Enterprise. To film it today you'd simply have to build it to withstand the scrutiny that 4k TVs would bring vs your parent's or grandparent's 15" 380 by 240 or whatever it was, I forget. Light it a bit differently and you're good. You think they a glowing panel of buttons can't be made to look good on TV today and still look like the helm of the Enteprise from 1966?
That sounds reasonable
kys
Id be in the holodeck 24/7. Like, Geordi would be at my intervention.
>Wen Barclay says "You have to take a break"
Because most shows were reusing things over and over. Trek did that but not to the level of other shows. Nor did those other shows have phaser and transporter effects, compositing the Enteprise in front of a planet, etc.
It's an ugly set design that only works because it was filmed in the 60's and has that ancient retro vibe. It's too simple and basic to be visually interesting and every attempt that's been made at what you're describing looks like a parody of boring sci-fi shows. Yeah, you could still drive a Model T but why the fuck would you?
>Yeah, you could still drive a Model T but why the fuck would you?
Because the TV show I'm producing is set between 1910 and 1930?
s. n. a. p.
Boardwalk Empire is gangster planet kino
>It's too simple and basic to be visually interesting
Production design. Don't film in a corridor with one extra in the back pretending to fuck around with some pipe. Block the shot so you can't see that the corridor is just piece of plywood painted grey.
It's set on earth.
Here's a funny story...
Yes, but we can assume the gangster planet people later acted it out
You're imaginative and jolly.
Honestly for me its the amateur camera work
It just can't sit still for a single second, Star Trek has always been just simple static mostly over the shoulder camera, but Discovery's ocd camera just has to try and be cinematic and constantly move, wobble and turn
the show has issues
Is your biggest problem with STD really that it's too exciting?
>the show is exciting if the camera moves or there are many more cuts per scene than are necessary
Okay, zoomer.
>this is somehow better than the 60s
>camera moves too fast and it makes me dizzy
>sometimes they cut to different characters and I forget where everyone is
>zoomers probably like this show
why do you even breathe
now post the dusty cardboard bridge set
going too fast for you?
>STD conference room scene
>camera spins 360 around the table several times
Is this what zoomers like?
chair looks like shit
This is fake right?
Why does everyone have tits?
This unironically looks better than either the 2009 bridge or the STD Enterprise bridge.
No. Those are all lines from STD.
wowie zowie best space bridge these old eyes ever saw
they don't make em like they used to
I'd live inside it. Fuck real life
back in my day that's what the future looked like
You're both right friends please don't fight
I get enjoyment out of it yes, but no in-game benefit.
you may not like it, but this is peak trek
put me in the screencap
Will never work
KINO
this will always be the only real trek bridge design for me
Someone a few years ago did a "modern" TOS bridge without looking like the STD eyesore.
wow I love that bridge
Only had to change the chair, walls, floor, and panels, eh?
digits confirm TNG still reigns supreme
I'd like to see some behind the scenes bloopers of this scene.
The Enterprise-D bridge is surely the comfiest of all time.
Small changes, but looks better than TNG desu.
I wish I could live on a Galaxy class starship.
thats not what i said at all
if you're gonna make a strawman at least try to stay on topic
Oh you don't like Dutch angles and lens flares? Get with the times gramps.
She has such unfortunate hips.
That's exactly what you said.
its all so tiresome
Main problems with STD are bad acting, bad writing, and general ugliness.
It's too Undiscovered Country, needs to be more Wrath of Khan
Why does every exterior shot have to have blue nebulae everywhere?
How can you be bored at Olive Garden when five bucks gets you unlimited bread and zuppa toscana?
I feel like the writers forgot that the reason the Federation had any presence on DS9 to begin with was to bring Bajor into the Federation. They never bring it up again after Sisko keeps them out to keep them safe during the occupation.
I was at this premiere. She bent over right in my row at some guy who whistles at her and gave 17 year old me an excellent view of her huge melons. Would bone into eternity.
>Why does every exterior shot have to have blue nebulae everywhere?
Because space if full of jewel toned farts, apparently.
Is that Mike from RLM?
It's all so shallow how they try to be like
>Look! We're not boring like OldTrek! We cram every shot full of bullshit to keep you interested! Please don't look at your phones!
>Scotty's Hitler hair
Isn't a Trill woman with a previously male host sort of a tranny?
Are there any symbionts who think it's gay to be put into a body of the opposite sex?
There isn't really an analog to humans, so no, it's not kind of like being a tranny.
god I wish I could be a cute alien girl
fag
Where the white women at
you don't know how hard it is being an ugly troll
You just know Barclay had at least one simulation that was just a gigantic naked replica of Troi or Dr. Crusher in an empty room.
Give me Uhuru and that random Chinese woman over any white woman please.
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
Currently watching Nemesis. In both TNG and Voyager, people are confused at the site of a car. So in Nemesis, Picard is riding around on a dune buggy and then get chased by a bunch of aliens driving around on similar looking vehicles. I thought everyone in 400 years into the future viewed automobiles as outdated.
That's kind of sweet in a way. I can see him sheepishly taking off his own uniform, slowly fondling their lifeless bodies as they glare into the yellow grid void.
Why does Patrick Stewart act like a geriatric who's fixing to take a nap in every scene besides that one?
I just fapped, thanks
Picard is supposed to be 74 in that movie. But if the new series takes place 20 years after Nemesis, then Picard will be in his 90s in that show.
It's the future, 74 is like 45, 90-something will be like 55-60.
Any chances that Star Trek: Picard reveals the Enterprise F.
show me the enterprise xxx
They'll show Enterprise E at the beginning but then for whatever plot reason show off the new Enterprise F. Which will hilariously look like STD era ships, thus confusing everyone.
>VOY S6E07, Dragon's Teeth
>was originally going to be a two-hour TV movie but "budget" kept it as a standard episode
>obviously spend a shit ton of money on it anyway, considering its impressive special effects
>set up the Vaadwaur as the next big recurring villain
>we never see or hear of them ever again
Everything in STP will look like STD. The ships, the tech, and they even use the STD transporter effect.
gggggggilf
t. coping oldfag
What is this?
Spam.
no they filmed a porno in your house wil
Star nEXT
Bones in the TNG premier is 137 years old
new
i saw the interview somewhere where all her life she thought she wasn't 'attractive' enough and hence the rolls she got. but then star trek happened and she became a sex symbol. something she never thought she'd be. she didn't know how to deal with it and eventually grew into it.