So this is the power of Bollywood

so this is the power of Bollywood

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Fucking pajeets. Lol

i cant believe i watched rudrahamadevi or whatever is spelled because some fucker here recomended it.
i think i laughed at parts that werent supposed to be funny.

Physicist here, and it checks out.

>from the producers who saw The Hobbit

unironically kino

>Indian """"""cinema"""
This is same tier as Japanese

virgin who hates fun detected

honestly looks amazing compared to the CGI used for capeshit

uhhh Kurosawa?

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Friendly reminder that Bollywood movies are far, far more popular than Hollywood movies.

Honestly it's well done, stupid, but well made.

Pajeet

If they were dressed up as superheroes while doing this it would be nominated for an Oscar.

Kino

Those were definitely the funny parts.

Literally flinging poo

Moron.

KEK

give me just one (1) way this isn't fucking amazing

fucking kek

Why isnt there a big scandal yet that imdb made an indian Top250 list?
Its so obvious that these fuckers dont want their precious Hollywood movies getting BTFO by shitskin-musicals.

How can you hate this though.

>tfw Bollywood is now making found footage horror

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There's poo within all of us.

This has all the generic cinematography of a fizzy drink commercial. Each cut is set up to punctuate a missing product.

It's anime but drawn as asians

true

>shilling your name over a video of some guy getting brutally beaten to death by an elephant
classy

based elephant

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Is he ok

This movie was fun, but the one with the robot was more entertaining and had lots of fun jokes.

>cop asks his address
>"Only IP."

>scene where the pervy poos get fresh with the main girl

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It's true though. Bollywood films have a much larger audience than Hollywood movies because of the billion people living in India.

>It's true though. Bollywood films have a much larger audience than Hollywood movies because of the billion people living in India.
Noooooooooooooo it doesn't count because US theaters charge higher prices for tickets!

its the poorest place on the planet, of course they don't have class. the clout from that video probably fed his family for a month.

Hahahahaha sure that'd work

Bollywood action scenes are really entertaining

why do I find indian woman attractive, and indian men disgusting?

They probably danced in the theater while this was happening

I rate that scene 3 bobs and half a vageene

Because you aren't gay......
???????

>indians literally claim they defeated Alexander THE Great

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Where? In a country where the people literally shit on the streets?

>why do I find indian woman attractive, and indian men disgusting?
The caste of Indian women who appear as the leads in films are more or less genetically European. The caste typically used for the male leads is below that, since the majority of the ticket-buying audience is of that caste.

do you look at Starry Night by Van Gogh and think

>hurr durr with stars that big earth would've been shattered by tidal forces. Lmaooo, that ginger was a fucking hack

?

i'm not comparing Hindu cinema to Van Gogh because literally nothing comes close to that depressed fuck, but if you don't understand how exaggeration can be used in cinema for various purposes and it's nothing wrong with that then you're a fucking pleb. Is this scene unrealistic? Of course, everyone knows that, you're not some high iq intellecftual to figure that out. Is it funny and well made? Definitely.
Cinema is wide, don't restrain it because you're a retard with no imagination.

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he was probably retarded, that's why he got caught, i mean look how the guy ran

You see many Indian athletes at the Olympics? Me neither.

post moar
this shit is gold

Weeeeellllll

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This movie is called Singham. It's actually a pretty good movie, although the first and second halves are entirely different things.
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>trust me dude

Bill recommends it and me also. It mixes craziness of Bollywood with quite intelligent stuff.

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I tried watching Rowdy Rathore on Netflix. I dropped it after 20 minutes. Indian power levels are too strong.

looks more fun and creative than your average jewllywood flick

kino

Based, I'm glad someone is still doing ridiculous practical

Its not Bollywood. Its South Tollywood crap.

>PRHOoo

Imagine how many poos died in the making of these movies
If people die from shitty resident evil action scenes then thid kind of movies have a body count of 10 atleast

lol

I can't decide if this is the best stunt work I've ever seen, or the best CGI

HOLY BASEDOLA

Better than anything MCU has shit out.

First time age of empire player sends his worker to hunt elephant.

>tier as Japanese
literally the entire basis of modern western cinema is Kurosawa

At least it's fully aware of its own ridiculousness unlike lots of Hollywood "historical" films

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apparently stan winston did effects for this movie

>he hasn't watched Don and Don 2
explain yourselves

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Not a single Indian is genetically European. They all are mixed with Aryans, but overall they have less Aryan DNA than any European population. I think only Jatts have more Aryan DNA than the least Aryan Europeans - Sardinians.

Bombadurjur is pretty good, in a wired way.

Bros how to get Pooja Hegde gf

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more kino than endgame

this isnt special effects or even fiction this is just what indians can do when they arent pooing

Still better than Avengers.

Krrish is the greatest superhero movie of all time

>India's sanitation 'challenge'

could you possibly put it more mildly?

The only real way to enjoy kino is like this.
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No me, I'm about to wipe.

not even close to being true

Live by the proooh
Die by the proooh

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I'll take campy ridiculous flicks like that over any soulless capeshit any day of the week

Bollywood should stand as a living testament to the complete lack of taste and intellect of the indian people. Anybody who pretends otherwise is a liar.

Impresive

Indians are fucking filthy animals

>P.R.RAJESH CAMERAMAN
lmao

this without a doubt

Kino

>Standing in front of big animal while staring it

what a dumb fucking bitch