So this comes out in a few days. How do you think it will be? I haven’t heard anything about it

are "pre-production" teaser trailers a normal thing in hollywood??

>trans world entertainment

Thanks for the heads up. Poster has a Mandy vibe.

this one is better

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>THIS SUMMER, CTHULHU AWAKENS
>insane in the brain by cypress hill starts playing
>AND HE'S NOT A MORNING PERSON
>shot of onlookers watching in horror as cthulhu lumbers out of the ocean
>cut to tom cruise running through the street as a bunch of shit explodes behind him
>shot of a bomber plane dropping a nuke on cthulhu
>the smoke from the explosion clears and cthulhu is still marching on
>cut to ryan reynolds in a war room watching the action on a TV
>"That didn't kill him? HOW did that not kill him?"
>smash cut to tom cruise convulsing on the floor
>"AAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE"
>shot of cthulhu standing over a destroyed city, he looks up to the sky and roars
>IN THEATERS AUGUST
>fade to kevin hart watching a documentary about squids in his living room
>he looks out the window and sees cthulhu smashing up the city
>he looks at the can of beer in his hand and shudders

This is some fanmade shit

Any story where there's tons of buildup then he mentions negroes out of nowhere.

I'm hope it's good. Or at least Cage Kino.

Soon hopefuly. Can't wait for my HPEU

Well, um, for ONE: he thinks that people of color are evil.

It's really not and clearly from you haven't read anything and are here to meme.

To be fair, he thought white people who weren’t of Anglo Saxon descent were evil too.

looks like a "this is to give you an idea of what we want to make" tool to bait investors

>a literal WASP neet from the early 20th century was kinda racist
HOLD THE FORT

He's baiting.

>Rats in the Walls is few pages of buildup wasted on niggerman
>Re Animator has a white guy knocking out a negro boxer
It's fine if you think that shit is scary to read but I don't.

Looks kinda cool.

Unrelated note, I get diamonds over milktrucks but there is something about KStew that gives me powerful boners

>two examples
>one isnt even remotely relevant
>took him this long to Google examples

It'll be complete shit but enjoyable, just like every lovecraftian film.

I assume smaller budget movies do it to entice investors
ive seen it in some kickstarter stuff

Rats in the Wall literally just has a cat named niggerman that is a passing mention in the story. Reanimator has a scene about a reanimated nigger and its rewritten to emphasize the madness from his cognitive decay more than him being scary because he's a nigger. You just seem like you're immature and laugh at the word and think other people are as lowbrow as you. You've also not read either story and your google-fu is slow.

>taking some dude's horror short stories with dumb mythos this seriously

this is a mood reel, if you don't know what that is leave Yea Forums

How much Nick Cage gonna ham it up this time?Place your bets, gents

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>depicts an impossible color as purple
god I hate hollywood...

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>meme actor
>meme director
>changes too much of the story
It'll be shit.

It’s odd. Colour out of space is a weird slow story idk how it will translate. It’s mostly about a family getting slowly poisoned.

Oh no, he's ignorant

It's one of the Lovecraft stories I like the most so I'm expecting it to be just awful.

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need to update this list, i've watched so many cage films in the last few years the guy seems to churn out about 5 films a year

Is there even one besides Mandy from the last 10 years that deserves to be added?

>considers himself an intellectual over reading HP Lovecraft.
lmao

>being willfully ignorant

At this point I watch Stanley's movies as if watching a scene of a crash.

>being a pseudo intellectual that enjoys discount Poe

lmao Poe was a hack, HPL did Poe better than the original

This but unironically

>falling for the poe meme post-hpl