Any film where the main character lies about not being a virgin and it goes wrong?

Any film where the main character lies about not being a virgin and it goes wrong?

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my life

this, but unironically (in about 23 hours)

Kevin and Perry Go Large

If a girl who likes you actually wants to fug and they find out you're a virgin they want to fuck you even more.

t. Volcel who's turned down sex half a dozen times

How wise is it to say you are a virgin but you have had multiple offers and are just waiting for the right person? Makng yourself seem desirable

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Oh boy
Good thing you're experiences are to be applied to everyone

This.
The idea of taking your v-card is arousing to some.

>but you have had multiple offers
Bad idea, that makes it seem like you're lying. Keep women's numbers in your phone and make sure you come into contact with them at least once when out with the girl you're with. They have to contact you though or it doesn't work.

The Joker

you'll sound like you're full of shit

>this incel in denial cope
LMAO R/Yea Forums MATERIAL RIGHT HERE BROS
Yeah, to uggos.

Chronicle

Enough that you're lying and are just an incel coping.

I told my gf im a 25 yo virgin and she still wants to fuck me

seething cumdump

False. Taking a V-Card is actually a turn off because virgins become super clingy to whoever takes it, and if it's an adult man it's kinda pathetic. The girl who took my v-card actually ghosted me after I told her, and this was months after the fact

seething incel in denial shaking in his boots over possibly being on r/Yea Forums.

what's wrong cumdump?all used up?

>i-i-i could have had sex if I wanted to!
>wait girl I just know, YOU are the ONE
>fugg me plz your the one I swear

>this was months after the fact
how to act like a non-virgin when it's your first time?

>how to act like a non-virgin when it's your first time?
Shieet, 2nd girl I ever fucked thought I was a virgin. Just be honest, better to have a clear learning experience than lie and bullshit your way through it.

Simple foreplay then penis in vagina. Sex isn't like porn, it's pretty straightforward.

it's too late for that, bro :(

should I let her be in charge? she seems like the type who'd love to dominate and take control of it, judging from the stuff we did do together so far. (grinding and hand jobs, no PIV yet tho)

Mr. Duck should never be trifled with.

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I've never seen the appeal in sex and figured I'd hold my virginity for life but then I remember the rape and go "oh right".

I've only slept with three women and each one thought I was a virgin. I'm horrible at sex.