HAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE IT! THE MADMAN JUST TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF! AHAHAHAH THAT'S SO HILARIOUS

HAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE IT! THE MADMAN JUST TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF! AHAHAHAH THAT'S SO HILARIOUS

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>i got drunk in russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>horribly overweight
>not as funny as he thinks he is
>violently racist

he's the average Yea Forums poster

DA MACHINE! XD

HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF
HE WAVED AROUND
WE REACTED TO IT

Fattest and most racist comic working today.

A friend showed this to me once, it was the most violently unfunny fucking thing I've ever seen. Belongs back in 2007.

He robbed a train with the Russian mafia ya know, but he really doesn’t like telling that story

well yeah, he's been performing the routine at least that long ago.

I don't think people who like stand up even care about the quality of comedy they just like the feeling of participating in laughing at the same time as other people. it's especially infuriating when a stand up fan will encourage you to watch their favourite act insisting that you will "piss yourself laughing" and you have to grin and bear it through over an hour of bottom of the barrel lowest common denominator topical ranting from a moron

>JRE #13XX - Bert Kreischer
>length: 4 hours

>check out this funny youtube video!
>it's a late night talk show clip

Damn, I wish I too could fabricate a travel story and build a career on it

You don't have to "grin and bear through it" if you aren't a pussy. Just tell them you don't think it's funny? What are they gonna do, fight you? lol

AHAHAHAHAHA OK THIS IS EPIC HAHAH

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Some people actually live their lives like Mark from Peep show.

THE MACHINE

racist? explain

this guy is really the least funny prick out of all the joe rogan entourage comedians

it should be illegal (punishable by death) for fat men or boys to grow a beard. i'm sick of them hiding their lack of jaw lines with the stupid soi beard.

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I see you're a man of culture as well

It's called being considerate you friendless morlock.

No, it's called being honest. If you humor them, how will they ever learn what they're doing is annoying?

>he's never heard of Bert "nigger fighter" Kreischer

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Post link asshole

>as if real friends don't shit on eachother more than anyone

you're not fooling anyone

>Joe Rogan podcast with someone interesting, talking about fascinating things
>1 hour
>Joe Rogan podcast with some shitty comedian talking about comedy and the comedy store but not actually being funny while doing it
>4 hours

>round up and kill everyone who's ever been on the Joe Rogan podcast and Joe
Is this a net positive or negative for the world?

There's a time and a place, goons.

Based

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your friend making you sit through an hour of a dogshit stand up comedy is exactly the time and place.