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Take that chappelle!?

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Jesus. Guess them libs are nice and triggered, huh

Wow, zero percent?! It must be the worst thing ever televised! What makes it so bad? Is it the acting? Camerawork? Production value?

I guess we’ll never (((know)))

Politically incorrect and plenty of unfunny jokes. Dude is slipping.

all critics can give it 59% and the meter will show 0%
it really is that retarded

Let the emasculation of hetero black "men" commence

0% from a whole 5 critics. Who gives a shit.

Go dilate tranny freak.

(((White))) liberals don't like it when a black man talks out of turn. Dave's getting the Kanye treatment.

Damn Dave btfo

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Fucking pathetic.

it's always authoritative cat moms and wine aunts that finally crawled from their internship years

I like Dave Chappelle. He's one of the greatest comedians of all time. But seriously though, fuck his new special. And no, I don't think he should be "cancelled." I think he should stop attacking disenfranchised people that are in less fortunate circumstances than himself just because he thinks they're different. He knows better. But hey, controversy sells, so fuck me, right? People like me, the "triggered SJW baby safezone snowflakes" blah blahs or whatever they're calling "people who try not to act like dicks," we're the butt of the joke, right? So laugh at me all you want.

But forget words for a second and let's talk numbers.

When it comes to discrimination, transgendered people have it the absolute worst, especially black transgender people (numbers provided by UCLA and the Williams Institute):

Family chose not to speak/spend time with them: 57%

Harassed or bullied at school (any level): 50-54%

Experienced discrimination or harassment at work: 50-59%

Doctor or health care provider refused to treat them: 60%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: — At work: 64-65% — At school (any level): 63-78%

Disrespected or harassed by law enforcement officers: 57-61%

Suffered physical or sexual violence: By law enforcement officers: 60-70%

Experienced homelessness: 69%

Suicide attempts among trans men (46%) and trans women (42%) were slightly higher than the full sample (41%)

These numbers are not an accident. They are a direct result of our culture of intolerance towards the trans community.

I have seen, first hand, how this prejudice leads to trans children killing themselves. A trans girl in my high school killed herself a week before her 17th birthday, and you're lying if you don't think jokes about her being trans aren't what pushed her over the edge. This shit isn't funny. It isn't a joke. It isn't a game.

Trans lives matter.

INKOO IZ KANG

Kill yourself already, freak of nature. I can't wait until most tranny freaks kill themselves and we can move on from this HRT-as-candy shitshow.

even people who "liked" it didn't like it. /pol/acks are admitting they are supporting this because it's redpilled and owns the libs and gays or something.

it was the same with that movie about Will Smith and dwarfs, fairies and orcs.

>responding to pasta like its a real person

Ffs

It was alright. Not gut bustingly fun but I found myself laughing here and there throughout

>t. sissy in denial

this but unironically

When you spend nearly half of your special basically just whining about how you can't make jokes about certain topics, yeah, people aren't going to find it very funny. The latter half of the hour when he was talking about coke addicts and how he bought a gun to shoot white people up, that was pretty good but too little too late.

Sticks and stones.

Hahaha, I also enjoy the thought of killing white people. Which democratic candidate are you supporting?

>BASED black comedian BTFOs political correctness in new NETFLIX™ special!!

you retards are too easy to impress

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Your failed meme will lead to the comedy version of the A24 horror spam.

>>BASED black comedian BTFOs political correctness in new NETFLIX™ special!!
>you retards are too easy to impress

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Being trans is a choice. You put your sexual lust over everything else in your life, these are the consequences. Either conform to society or grow a spine and say fuck it. The reality is you have to make a choice because nothing is going to change for you overnight.

it was great
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

>Trans lives matter.
40%

there was at least a dozen of good laughs and interesting oblique insights in there. but it was obvious he was on a mission to lash out at people who criticized him in recent years... problem i had with that is i thought it was the theme of his LAST 2 SPECIALs. right? so he is , like, rehashing shit, combing his leftovers

alison is right

How do you know this a result of societal intolerance and not simply a mental illness?

ppl review comedy shows?

41% of people attempt suicide? sounds like bullshit.

Proof racism is alive and real in America.

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I hope you will soon die in agony and alone, you subhuman degenerate.

It was great and now me and my friends at work keep saying "I'm not a nigger either!" to each other haha. Some libs get offended if they hear us but fuck them.

Chappelle is seen as an uncle Tom by the dems (KKK in plain clothes)

This outcome was obvious

Yaas queen SLAY

Powerful

>wojak
Dropped

hahaha

The only offensive thing here is Dave's shirt with that body. He needs to lose that belly if he wants to wear something skin tight like that. Dude looks like he's about to go on a maternity leave.

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Its a janitors uniform...

What? I was referring to the shirt he's wearing in the poster/epilogue. I've never seen janitors have uniforms like that.

40

anons will always take this bait

>that impression in the beginning were the audience started to yell 'Trump'
He was asking for it.

>17%
Is Jeremy Jahns /ourguy/?

What parts were just whining without jokes? Specific timestamps please.

This is what females think is a joke.

Tits or gtfo

>When you spend nearly half of your special basically just whining about how you can't make jokes about certain topics

Jesus, how someone can find material on that subject inherently not funny is fucking beyond me.
A comedian talking about the changing landscape of comedy, especially in this day and age when the landscape has been incredibly stunted, can yield in some extremely interesting, and funny observations.

Seriously, how is your brain this slow that you feel the way you do?

So it's been out for over a week yet they only have 5 reviews and no audience score?

She is a bit unironically so......by that I mean Chapelle should've worked into the insulting stuff slowly for maximum shock value.

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Shit bait, but retards getting caught anyway

Because he wasn't really making jokes, just complaining. The epilogue where he was talking about Daphne had him make similar points way better and funnier.

SHE WUZ KANGS

tsss

No joke, Chappelle was shit and that special was shit.

Politics was the only thing it had going for it. Aside from that, the jokes were half-baked and the delivery was awful. Every fucking time he told a "joke," he'd giggle to himself for ten seconds, turn his back to the audience, and pace around the stage like a buffoon. Dave Chappelle isn't an amateur but he sure acted like. The man could shit himself on stage and you'd defend him because of "muh SJWS." I saw his stand-up in the early 2000's; he used to be great! Now he's just lazy boomer with a fucked up voice from smoking too many cigarettes.

The special was objectively awful and it deserves the score it got.

WHO LAUGHED

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>Rotten Tomatoes

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shut up bitch it's hilarious

Isn’t that racist?

>he fell for the politics meme
>"muh triggered sjws"
>"im different see im not a triggered sjw"

not funny

>You put your sexual lust over everything else in your life
Fucking retard. That's not always the case and lots of trannies just want to feel like a girl and are even asexual. Still disgusting and they should kill themselves.

Powerful!

What a divide

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so are they rating it badly because of how controversial his material is or is it actually just bad?

its not the (((right message)))

Nice

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>anthony bourdain was stupid for hanging himself because he had a great job, in the first minute
ooh boy

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politics arent funny. babies selling crack is funny. go back to /pol/ faggots

And people think RT is a legit website
LOL

>[Dave] Chapelle
What did [s]he mean by this?

RT just aggregates the positive and negative reviews into a percentage, they don't control the response of critics.

>RT just aggregates the positive and negative reviews into a percentage, they don't control the response of critics.
Doesn't the company that owns RT also own the largest movie ticket vendor in the world?

>black bush
Fucking moron, but I’m sure I just got baited

Tell Hollywood to stop putting in political messages into movies, tv shows, and reviews, and they might go back.
But the subject was not made political by Tibetan yak-weaving enthusiasts on the internet.

>People like me, the "triggered SJW baby safezone snowflakes" blah blahs or whatever they're calling "people who try not to act like dicks,"
But they are the biggest assholes there are. There's nothing worse than a self-righteous asshole.

>literally EVERYONE from both sides of the political spectrum is SEETHING at this shit

i thought it was pretty funny and lel'd a few times. how does Chappelle keep doing it, lads?

i guess ben shapiro was right when he said the right is punk rock now and the squares are all lefto*ds

>Ali Wong
fucking yikes

do critics try to be as edgy as possible or are they just triggered?

>they don't control the response of critics
C'mon man.

They follow the narrative. But sadly I don't know who sets that narrative.

It's about time the magnifying glass was turned on black dudes instead of white dudes. Black dudes are 100% of the time much more homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic etc than white dudes

But joke scolds are dumb and gay

they are triggered so they respond by trying to be edgy

FAGGOT

its me, i told them niggers suck and they believed me

>five people didn't like a comedy special

How will Dave ever recover?!

Finally, excelent job Mossad.

We are proud.

LETS RAISE THESE NUMBERS

It's amazing how the left used to rant about Chomsky's greatness for "Manufacturing Consent" and then pull shit like this.

based viewers
>they don't control the response of critics.
well someone does

>"the left" is a monolithic entity that can only have one set of opinions
>the wider implication that being hypocritical somehow makes your opinion invalid
the 2nd one isn't an argument btw, attack directly or don't at all

How the fuck is this still at 0% with no audience score?

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audience score is 99% liked it lol, look it up on RT

it's not manufacted if the consent is organic, rightard

>"the left" is a monolithic entity
Well what passes for the left today , neoliberalism and identity politics, basically is yes. Conform to the narrative or get fired.


>not manufactured

Yeah because I'm sure anyone giving a good review totally wouldn't be fired/blacklisted

fuck that's kino
finna watch this shit

its at 17% in rotten tomatoes, nigga

most critics didn't like it but some did, armond white liked it

>a washed-up comedian makes a comedy special that is deeply transphobic
OMG HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHA, he said another lame trans joke!

Al dente my friend

Artificial controversy like every other news item you see on Yea Forums. Journalists gonna jew, nobody cares.
>still using the same photograph with 5 critic reviews
This would be an immediate turn off a few years ago, yet all of these threads are getting 100+ replies with the exact same discussions. Maybe we really should have gotten rid of /pol/ before 2016.

fuck off faggot

I can smell you from here.

>rt playing with numbers is organic

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That wasn't his point bro

Dial 8

The audience score is showing now.

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Really jogs the noggin

Like he gives a fuck
He’s a honest man, and even if millions of yes-men and feminists try to use arbitrary ratings to reflect his “worth” as a comedian, he’ll laugh it off and make a skit about it at the next turn
He’s a rare diamond in the rough in today’s world

>Politically incorrect == unfunny
I’ll never understand how libshits have the nerve and arrogance to tell me what is and isn’t funny. Creating monopoly-tier limitations like that is the exact OPPOSITE of funny.

You guys don’t want to laugh, you want your world view to be reaffirm despite it being constantly proven wrong. You’re the reason why /pol/ is growing in popularity; you guys are even bigger faggots than they ever could have hoped to be.

>Critics

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Trans “people” all deserve to be fucking lynched

Lol kill urself faggot

really, REALLY makes you think

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Staying strong at 99. Critics are autistic.

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What some middle aged cunts think is utterly worthless.

Its a funny predicament to be in though. Being in the wrong body.

how the fuck is this even possible
literally evergone that saw it liked it minus the shills

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The faggot joke was unironically brilliant

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dear lord i need to save this one

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since when did people find this guy offensive I did not hear about this

I must be a major racist cause his shit always seemed really fucking damn tame lmao

Weird because it's the first comedy show I've watched since MDX and it was great.

>lmao
Are you a time traveler?

fake and homosex

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It doesnt seem to be available on the pirate bay or any big torrent sites.

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sarcasm is reddit

Well it went viral that the special had 0%, so user ratings are being flooded by people who liked it.
For comparison, this is how many users rated his previous netflix specials

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1337x

Hes just stayed the same when most comedians have changed to be more safe and politically correct over the years.

OP image was real until a few hours ago

>1337x
I dont understand your response.

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i think the reason the left is so mad is because of what a genius point he made with that IM CHINESE joke.

literally genius level poignancy

WTF the critics are RACIST
#boycottRottenTomatoes

Is this the thing Yea Forums's resident incels are disingenuously hanging their hat on for the next couple weeks in their epic culture war?

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>Stick and Stones may break my bones, but whiny leftist critics will never hurt me
>BECAUSE I'M RICH BIATCH

Yeah it's always whitey's fault when you """people""" crash and burn

Yes

It's the big torrent site where you could find it

The set was a huge bomb.
>I'll just take my old Cosby jokes and make them about Michael Jackson
>I'll just take my old OJ Simpson jokes and make them about R. Kelly
>I'll complain that people associate me with R. Kelly even though I've written a million R. Kelly jokes over the decades
As far as the gay jokes, they just get old after a while. Norm MacDonald stopped making gay jokes a long time ago. It's just dick/fart-tier at this point.

Based

now you're being silly, how about you check these digits

>ContraPoints: I'm Embarrassed For Dave Chappelle

youtu.be/Mflbw5-66aM

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

also Hasan confirms he's a retard by saying he learned about blacks from fictional TV comedy shows

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I don't know how people can become any more aware to this type of shilling

I'm not intentionally shilling, but there's no better way to show off this retard

Social justice was served

Friendly reminder that the algorithm of RT ignores the less than 1-star reviews.
The audience score for TLJ for example would be closer to 20 than 40.

More like proof that comedy is dead in America.

I honestly didn't know Hannah Gadsby existed until Yea Forums started posting about her.

yes they stopped because otherwise people with pitchforks would run them out of town

>make fun of white people and black people and mexicans and everyone else for years
>loved by everyone

>make fun of men who cut their dicks off like one time
>WOW BRO OVER THE LINE BRO WTF DUDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL

You'd think with cutting so many nerve endings off they'd be less sensitive

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yeah suck my dick

>As far as the gay jokes, they just get old after a while.
Unlike trannies who tend to tap out around the age of 28

SEE? THEY'RE A FUCKING GOLDMINE

why do you like shoving things up your ass

based unironic /pol/tard with autism

contra is a great litmus test for culture, anything he says is generally the opposite of truth. At very least, incredibly disingenuous and full of false premises

Why are there only 5 critic reviews?

>looks for a review of a comedy special on a film critic site
Imma have to give that a 0%

There are never a lot

what happened to the whole thing where he stole the jokes from some other comedian?

proof that the bigots here on Yea Forums have lost the culture war and that contrary to what they all believe we ''sjws'' are the future not them

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begone and hang yourself tranny

Posted too late for that bro

You wish, when you see your enemy everywhere; I’m sure everybody is “based” to you

ITS THE NUTSHACK

If you don't believe in monoliths then you're A CENTRIST!!!!!!

>It's the big torrent site where you could find it

Thanks I hadnt heard of that site before. I assumed it was some kind of insult because people insult me a lot.

Downloading now.

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"The numbers don't lie"

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>It doesnt seem to be available on the pirate bay or any big torrent sites.
Can't you just search directly from your torrent client

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based and qbittorrentpilled

>Waaaaaaaaaaaaah stop liking black people if you like black people the 4th reich can't start so waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

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it was the most pure and apolitical comedy out of chappelle's recent specials, the one most close to his tv show

"why is your dick out?"

"too hot for tv - nigga, i would never say that shit!"

"michael jackson sucked my dick!"

"we know he's lying, there aint no good 30yo pussy"

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lol i gave it 100 because it triggered liberals hard.

You butchered all the jokes whitening.
Fuck back to pol.

>not realising the 4th reich already exists and has done for decades.

What the fuck was even "offensive"? The whole gay car joke was just saying that all the groups hate each other, which is a fact.

You know why all this shit happens to you “people” ? Because you are all fucking FREAKS. Who in the right mind would want respect someone who would cut off their dick, take harmones, or act like a girl? Seriously, you people are wrong in the head. Get mental help.

Mention thing without praise bad

wow no shit, im not doing the entire jokes?

fuck off with your black twitter wigger race fag shit

WHO HAS SUCH A LUST FOR LAUGHTER

WHOOOOOOOO

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I don't understand why the tranny part of his act is the one getting heat. He put them on a pedestal by being fairly positive about them, even saying that they're a hardy group both before and after his jokes. Unless I missed it, he didn't do this with any of his other jokes. Was kiddie gloves not enough?

>I have seen, first hand, how this prejudice leads to trans children killing themselves
This is is so wrong, they want to kill themselves because they want to go back and they cant

Theres a lot of prejudice in the world, about fat people, skinny people, gay people, color people, smart peopl, stupid people, and they dont suicide or want to kill themselves

why are audiences and critics at odds?

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I'd say he's lighten up a bit, but that's still a far ways away from acts like Hannah's which was just her bemoaning perceived misogyny.

>despite being 17%

You have been visited by Laurseiseki.

Y-you should probably bump the thread, d-desu. There's 189 p-posts in this thread, desu. Yet it's near the e-end of the b-board, desu.

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