Threadly reminder that this is what J.J. Abrams is planning

>From soloing anyone and lifting tons of rocks to dying to sandpeople

daily rape by the cgi jew

It's so dumb, I'd believe Disney would do this.

>palpatine sends his failure back in time so it can happen again
you're not very smart are you OP, also since when is time travel a force power

Gay if true.

>Rey>Anakin>Leia>Kylo>Anakin

So Anakin is his own great grandfather?

So rey will die raped by sand people?
nice

OH

SO A WOMAN ONLY HAS VALUE IF SHE'S PREGNANT AND GIVES BIRTH TO

A

WHITE MALE????

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Look, I'm not defending OP, but what about the current state of Star Wars movies makes you think any of this is implicitly worse or makes any less sense than the shit that has actually happened?

>Kylo is the father of his own grandfather
>This means the entire Skywalker lineage is an endless loop of incest.

Also this would mean Rey dies after getting raped to death by sand people.

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Blurry image means it's 100% real guys, get the media on the phone

The absolute fucking state of nuwars... Never cease to amaze me.

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Also
>qui-gon can sense anakins connection to the force
>Rey (now shmi) who is reportedly stronger in the force than Luke, who was stronger than anakin in legends is not noticed whatsoever

Oh look, it's this thread again.

>with Rey as Master
So she becomes a Jedi master only a year after discovering she's force sensitive? how will she teach her students?

Rey is one of Sheev's sleeper agents who was awakened in VII.

Mind raped by Palpatine in their final battle.

Why wouldnt she train him herself? Why would she bang kylo after the last movie? Why would she have to hide her name if she's sent back in time?

So what happens to Anakin’s original mother in the new timeline then? Is she just some random sane woman or was Rey always Anakin’s mother due to some time loop/retro causality bullshit?

THE RISE OF KIKE

basically saying no white males lol

That's nothing

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Haven't watched any of the new Star wars movies but wasn't Palpatine killed by Darth Vader in ROJ ? If yes then why do all these spoiler threads mention him?

He's back baby

He's the villain of episode 9 after Snoke was killed off in 8.

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How?
On an unrelated note , are the star wars comics any good? If yes then where should I get started with if I want to know about every bit and lore of the star wars universe in comic form.

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Time kills us all user

We have no idea yet, but it isn't a cameo. He's the big bad.

>ray has a slow and painfull death by being raped by sand people
im ok with this

haha you must be so young

Daisy can't be happy that her character's journey ultimately ends by being raped to death by sand people

not before years as a sex slave to some filthy arab merchant

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kek

Nobody complained about Luke doing it with 2 hours of training from Ben and two days of training from Yoda.

Own your misogyny.

yeah how unrealistic

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so she fucked her own great grandson?

She channeled her force energy into Anakin.

>deviant-art poster
>shot of a plastic toy used for a world-wide blockbuster
I pity this generation

(at least they didn't use an orange/blue contrast..)

that poster just gets worse and worse the more you look at it

Mellowing, memory loss, etc

Yeah, pretty much.

> 2 hours of training from Ben and two days of training from Yoda

He spent a couple days with Yoda, and then went on to get his ass kicked by vader. Return of the Jedi is several years later.

Honestly, this is probably more interesting then anything else they will come up with. It isn't gonna happen though. They are gonna try to play it safe. I really hope they just fucking end it, so we can stop thinking about this mess for good.

>Disney makes a star wars movie where their FEMALE lead character ends up time travelling and being force raped by Sheev. She then has rape baby Anakin. Eventually she is killed by sand niggers.

Ya I'm thinking that might not happen.

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so Terminator?

Except Luke didn't become a Jedi God after like 4 days of training. He only ever does very basic Force moves with his greatest asset being his strength of will not to fall like his father did and his flying skills.

I hate this dumbass comparison. Luke is never presented as being all powerful or even potentially all powerful. He requires A LOT of support from the rest of his team. And the 2 times he went it alone he got his ass kicked. Luke is a jack of all trades but master of none. Luke can fly behind solo flies better. Luke can use the force but Obi-Wan Does it Better. Luke is a character that has a little of everything. Rey has Mastery of everything and doesn't need anyone's help. Rey and use the force better than kylo who has been using the force far longer than her. Rey doesn't even need Han Solo's help flying the Millennium Falcon. The one time Finn might have been able to help her escape from prison Rey had already broken out and was looking for a way out. She didn't actually need anyone's help and probably would've hijacked a TIE fighter or something if Chewy never showed up.

That's why people call Rey a Mary Sue. With the original team they can't do everything alone but together they can do anything. With the new team everyone on the team fails except for Rey who never once has her ass handed to her so that she can take a second and re-evaluate herself and grow.

That george lucas levels of shit bag writing

>some 1st act support character
>turns her into the lead of his trilogy is some mystery box bullshit time loop

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Disney would never let rey be shmi. Shmi is a slave and gets gangraped to death by sand people.

Because she's hiding a secret from her kid

giving offsprings is the main reason of their existance, so yes.
thats how biology works, and all life works, except for those fucking gay lizards that make perfect clones of themselves.

why would she need to hide her identity in the past, decades before anyone would know who she is? that doesn't even make sense. who the fuck would she be hiding from?

so Kylo becomes his own grandfather?
they stole that joke from Futurama

>Kylo is Anakin's dad
>Leia is Kylo's mom
>Anakin is Leia's dad
That's fucked up.

there are several years between each ot movie and look didn't become fully competent in the wait this is bait why am I replying.

>implying Reyshmi wont have the ability to change her timeline

Reyshmi will bring up Anakin in a new way so Vader never comes into existence. Thus Rey will be the savior of the galaxy and the original trilogy will have been completely retconned just like Disney want

it's like poetry

I will laugh so fucking hard in the cinema.

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SHMI MYAHMAN BUT ONLY ONE OF (YOU)

maybe she can hide her power level like dragonball z?

So the plan is for our white female main character to end up raped to death by a pack of sandpeople despite having all the power in the world to stop that from happening?

A potent metaphor for the modern world, bravo JJ.

So star wars predestination.

If this is confirmed true i will pay money to see it in theaters. That is some next level kino storytelling.

Marvel did a series on Vader that I enjoyed.

Luke cut himself off from the Force in TLJ

>this is what J.J. Abrams is planning
no one cares about Tampon Wars.

>go back to a time and place where you are unknown
>change name to keep your identity secret
Sounds logical

your pic looks like doll, ugly one too

>mfw the ring theory is literal

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That would be so stupid.

Futurama already did it.

I haven't even gotten over the dumbass retarded midichlorian yet and if they introduce this as well I don't know even know anymore

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uh oh, Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!

> JJ
> Planning

kek

Rey being Shmi for a time travel loop hole is actually just a meme to prepare the fans for the biggest fuckery in modern entertainment.

They will split the timeline.

And thus will have the opportunity to remake everything.

What are you doing in my house? Can you please leave? Jesus, just trying to have some fresh coffee over here...

So just like JJs reboot of star trek?

And don't forget Creepio is now cannon.
youtube.com/watch?v=W3YzDEQuN6I

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The wall never forgives

Is gonna happen.

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