Just eat less bro its easy

>just eat less bro its easy

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It is, though.

>tfw born fat
One chance at life and I get robbed

Be happy that your weight is changeable unlike dick size or height. T guy with a 5.5 inches.

I'm fat because I'm an alcoholic, not because I eat too much food. There's no amount of exercise that would possibly cancel out all the calories from booze

it is

>be 230 pounds
>start eating only 500 to 1000 calories a day
>go to the gym twice
>already lost 20 pounds
>it’s been less than a month since I started
It’s not that hard OP

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>just eat more bro its easy

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>500 to 1000 calories
Are you a woman?

based redpilled and truthpilled.

t. tiny dick and alcohol

last night i uber eats from mcdonalds
>double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon
>2 large fries
>2 crispy chicken wraps with 2 extra strips each
>2 mcdoubles
>1 large regular coke

my pancreas put me to sleep for 5 hours. i woke up and made a frozen pizza and went back to bed

>woke up with morning
>uber eats again
>4 sausage and cheese biscuits
>2 large coffees lite and sweet
>1 mcgriddle with a hasbrown

I'm 305 pounds. feelsgoodman

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>jus hit the gym bro
fuck off normalfaggot. le blade runner man always gives it away

>tfw born fit

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BASED

Fuck, that must have been $50, ubereats is killing my finances.

Honestly I’m trying to get fit, after that I think most women are ok with a normal dick regardless of all the BBC memes and shit like that, insecurity is more unattractive that all of that.

lol hi janny

400 pounds rolled in thread.

I’m a dude and I wish I was a normalfag. My mom drove me to the gym.

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the fittest guy i know is a complete alcoholic
he drinks all the time, has brain damage from all the drinking, his wife left him, lives in an apartment with no furniture
but he's fit as fuck

Whey protein. it works.

This. I'd rather be fat than skelly, I know I could easily lose weight.