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Dropped.
The Dead Don't Die
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Noooo, they got Buscemi too?
Tilda is an alien
Driver "has read the script" and knows how the story ends
Murray and Driver die at the end
Gomez gets beheaded
I chuckled at the black coffee line though.
yeah, that was one of the few parts of the movie I chuckled as well.
Based Ronnie.
Why are Americans so obsessed with racism, holy fuck pick someone else to talk about its all you mutts have been talking about for decades now.
lol @ butthurt right-sjws
>zombie movie in current year
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
>keep america white again
It doesn't even make sense
Literally a ploy by the media to keep lower and middle classes infighting instead of focusing on dismantling vast systems of economic inequality in the USA.
is this movie worth watching? it looks horrible
t. doesn't know what an SJW is
He’s just saying you act exactly like one, which you do
Shitty movie.
Not funny.
Not clever.
Not interesting.
Not entertaining.
Not unless you're desperate to see some actor in the movie.
i don't need your war machines, i don't need your ghetto scenes
>pretty friendly with danny glover in this scene
>doesn't question the hat
>"it's too damn black for me"
>"i meant the coffee"
Why is he even wearing the hat? I honestly don't get it
>How do make sure the audience knows drumppffffft is evil?
>I KNOW!
The scenes with the institutionalized teenagers added NOTHING and should have been just cut.
felt like shit twin peaks. i turned it off.
But the alien lady or farmer did? It was all pointless.
> consumer zombies bad
> hippie hermits good
At least they interacted with the other characters.
Fair enough.
Still wish I could unsee this movie.
Maybe it's just a ploy to get a baseline on bad reviewers?
Driver and Murray had pretty good chemistry but yeah, worthless pile of trash.
Ronnie is such a fucking babe.
>tfw no nerdy hot cop bf who hacks zombies like a serial killer
I wanted her to save them with her space ship. I thought she thought Ronnie was cute, at least abduct him for breeding or something.
The coffee zombies were the best part.
I love how you don't say which actor, but we all know who you're talking about.
I would move to a small town for Ronnie.
fashion zombie was cute
>this passes for a movie now
>He thinks its a ploy to keep the lower classes divided
>He doesn't realize its about the Jews replacing the white population
Wasted sequel idea.
>Alienda abducts Ronnie for breeding
>sequel is Bill going to save him with an army of zombies
KINO
When was it white?
>all the mad trump brainlets
Who let the door open?
Seems like you don't understand the concept because you're still in high school, underage b&
Well I'm assuming there's people who want to see Selena in shorts out there too.
Same. I was self-inserting as Selena's character. Except Ronnie saves me instead of hacking my head off and then we have babies and live the comfy small town life. Or something.
sorry but losers don't deserve anything
She seems like a has-been to me, but at least she's good for self-inserting in the change scene.
>poltard incels triggered yet again by a fucking hat
lmao
this wtf i hate white people now
that's true
/pol/ will never change
muh race muh ancestors muh race
You're absolutely right. You deserve nothing.
this wtf i hate white people now
America was white longer than Israel was jewish.
Why are Republicans so sensitive?
BASED Jews making /pol/tards seethe over the simplest things
Congrats, fellow Jew! This is the Jewiest post of the day!
The song was pretty catchy.
Was it a wild animal?
Or several wild animals?
I'm thinking zombies.
That fucking song is stuck in my head now.
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I don't understand how you have a huge ensemble cast like this movie and still have it turn out bad.
Buscemi doing his best Kruschev impression
Ensemble cast movies are destined to flop
I don't think they were trying to make a """"good""" movie.
mmm 10GB eh i'll pass
It sure is fucking dark.
I know right. Steve is so hot. Let's discuss his body of work.
Go to bed, Steve.
Why do you watch anything made in the last 5 or so years if youre so easily offended? You millenial faggots baffle me.
Whats it like being part of a generation that have the thin skin of a 70 yeah old widow constantly looking to be offended just so you can write a letter of complaint to pass the time until your death?
Is it embarrassing? Hopefully zoomers view you with nothing but disgust like everyone else and move away from that pathetic behaviour.
How do you do, fellow kids?
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zoomers are even fucking worse, don't kid yourself
Lol coffee!!!!!!!!! Very wacky I love Coffee and Jim Jarmush!!!!
Yikes.
UPPER CLASS WHITES ARE THE TRUE ENEMY
I know a grill who claims to be sexually attracted to him.
>added NOTHING
they're the ones who survive
it's a message that the future of america are mutts and blacks.
>its OK when we do it!...
um, cope?
Oh did they? I was checked out by that point I guess.
SHOULD I WATCH IT OR NOT?!?!?!
dude, a director literally put his trump derangement into a million dollar film production. now who do you think is more pathetic?
>he thinks those are separate issues
Watch it if you want to fuck Adam Driver.
>Hollywood got so triggered by a Drumpf they put it in literally ALL their movies and shows
This is the reaction he wants sperg.
>lol racial discrimination is a ploy.
>Dude what we really need is class discrimination.
he wants people to laugh at how hard he took Donald trump winning 3 years ago and he filmed his tantrum in a movie that likely cost millions?
Yeah, and the difference is that WE DO IT FOR FREE! Dilate.
It was a profoundly shitty movie but not for that reason OP
This image makes me feel bad. These poor lost souls.
I mean they're good shorts, but still not enough to watch this movie
wouldn't you at least shave for this?
lazy bastards
>dat fucking hair
No. Do not watch it.
>soft men try to turn themselves into women
NOOOOOOO BAAAAD GAAAAAAHHHR
>soft men choose to remain men
NOOOOO GO BE A TRANNY YOU'RE SO WEAK AND SOFT
How are you surprised that misguided men do that shit, when you adopt such behavior and leave no room for them in society?
Dilate.
>that lock of glorious hair that got loose on Ronnie's head
FUCK HE'S SO DREAMYYYYY AND CUTE WELTJLSKDFJDS;LFKJDS
I'm not a tranny or a faggot retard
Sure Jan.
>ronnie will never give you money for snacks
Why live?
I have the same hairstyle but a much better face,why don't women talk to me like this?
>ywn tell Ronnie you like his badge and brush his big, warm hand against yours as he hands you change
FUCK
you are a shell of a person.
I'm 100% sure the movie got bad reviews because of that. They probably got triggered hard over jarmusch sexualizing selena. literally old men lusting at young woman's ass. then again tilda swinton with samurai sword didn't help either.
Triggered much?
It got bad reviews cause it's ahit user.
>I'm 100% sure the movie got bad reviews because of that
Can you find a single review that gives that as a reason for the movie being a pile of crap
What show is this?
Seriously asking
is that Iggy Pop??
Adventures of Gyno Goblin
The Dead Don't Die.
A movie.
Yes dumbass.
Wether you support trump or not, this kind of pandering must be annoying to see. Just like in June when all the companies are pro gay
thanks
i don't like Trump but what's the alternative?
>here comes t he coffee we want to drink some coffee
>haha I like coffee too
they don't say it out loud, goy
He did make a movie called Coffee and Cigarettes.
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Alternative to what? Trump?
The highlight of the movie for me
>#CuckedToo
wow this is funny
Thank you
she deserves worse.
It’s true. All of us do everything you see on tv.
>unironically believing this while simultaneously criticizing the people you believe it about
Meanwhile in the real world.
small town America, uneducated folks, am I right?
Yeah but that’s different...
>keep4 america white again
>keep
>again
Wut
Honestly I wouldn't recommend it unless you are into weird comedy/zombie movies. The film is basically a big, continuous joke and you should not take it seriously although at first it builds tension to scrap it for a few jokes. Some WTF moments that take away from it.
It has some highlights like Selena Gomez whole character and if you like Adam Driver you might enjoy it.
This was pretty cringe.
>big, continuous joke
Except not very funny.
For pretty much all of its history until the 90s. Injuns were never part of America and farm equipment doesn't count.
i must have missed something. why were they calling him Frodo?
cause he represents the beta cuck nerdy white male
he finally got head.
I WANT TO FUCK FASHION ZOMBIE
What would your thing be if you were turned into zombies lads?
Because in reality you don't.
>The film is basically a big, continuous joke
What is the nature of this joke
The hilarious irony of making a comedy film while also declaring war on flair, style and comic delivery?
You're probably like this Henry Cavill lookalike, i.e. completely delusional.
torrent available?
i wonder why didn't she say/do anything when she saw the sheet move?
why is she so CUTE?
Yea Forums isn't a search engine
Cause she was sn alien who didn't give a shit.
and you're not a well adjusted person, yet here we are talking
Yes.
it's almost funny to me that the media portrays fellow white men dumb as bricks but never show the nig behavior atleast 50% of the minority population shows
what
where the fuck have you been for the last 50+ years?
Anyone else also enjoyed the film but realized that it was shit?
the movie felt like jerking off without the cumming part
>being triggered by a red hat
>being triggered by people being triggered by a red hat
>being triggered by people being triggered by people being triggered by a red hat
How do you do, fellow magapedes?
Oh I came alright
But I like jerking off
Depends if you're gonna take it like the vast majority of people who took it as a serious horror movie or zombie comedy. It's filled with horror genre tropes and cliche's being shat on the whole way through.
>Long drawn out shots of a slow driving car in picturesque americana nowhere.
>The theme song in the style of copywright expired music playing twenty times throughout the film.
>Pointless expositionary scene where tom waits picks up moby fucking dick and waxes poetic about themes. Of course it never comes back to it and it's blatant from the moment it happens.
>A bunch of kids that do absolutely nothing but survive because you can't kill kids on film. They have as much stakes for survival as the kids in stranger things.
>The wacky country bumpkin with a wealth of in-genre knowledge is toned up to 11, beating you over the head with zombie and horror movie trash.
>The female independant badass cop devolves into a withering hysterical damsel in distress. youtu.be
>Selena Gomez and teenage fodder with the barest minimum of character development before being killed off.
>Tilda Swinton is every single weird outlier character who exists just to push the plot forward combined.
>Adam Driver is the only person who acts like a normal person in an actual zombie apocalypse but is confined by the limitations of the fact that he's in a zombie film.
>Product placement of energy drinks labled 'energy drinks' etc and zombies going to consume products.
It's not telling you that the public buying apple and coffee = zombies, it's telling you that horror movies that do this have zero subtlety and are braindead.
The vast majority of critical reception is, "it's kind of wacky, dips it's toes in thematics and actors I like just hanging around, so 6/10"
If you're able to identify satire and you thought most recent horror films everyone's been raging about are shit, it's almost Starship Troopers tier.
Hi Jim!
what is this from?
How can a movie with all these cast turned out boring?
Nobody really did anything other than just die. And the UFO twist was Fargo S2 finale tier.
That fucking boom mic in the window reflection.
Reservoir Dogs: extended cafeteria scene
look at the filename silly
err thread title
Should have put some zombie makeup on iggy pop
>Ronnie will never chop off your head and pull your hair
FML
kek
They got steve bros
After those faggots were conquered. There was no America before that.
Shit I didnt notice. Haha what a shit movie
I'm a real simpleton. I thought the ending monologue about consumers being zombies was a sincere attempt at a social critique. I really am a simpleton. I don't watch much TV or many films but that's no excuse. Do you think every social reference (the stupid hat, quickly hysterical woman, tacky stranger things alien woman) was all intentional?
Even though it now appears clearly intentional I don't think I enjoy the film any more because of it. I am oblivious to satire. I rarely recognise it it and I don't like it. Satire always seems so safe and boring to me. Even if you produce a film or book which nobody enjoys, you can hide behind the satire. Does anyone else generally dislike satire?
I'd fuck that fat faggot up. Of course I'm violent, I'm black.
He dresses like a hobbit
DIOS MIO
prolly because adam looks like shit?
cuckmobile is here
>KEEP AMERICA WHITE
>AGAIN
Um... what?
Everyone in the movie and IRL wants to fuck him, stay mad.
Cope
I was talking about the car, not Adam, settle down.
>cuckmobile
dude that's a CONVERTIBLE BMW
The entire movie was garbage, what's a few more shitty scenes on top
>Why are American so obsessed with race
>because the rest of the world definitely isn't
Did you just blow in from stupid town or something, pal?
more like hope,because he's ugly and he made it?
COPE
You're still wrong. It easily fits two people!
Just because he's not a pretty-boy model doesn't mean he looks like shit. He's not ugly and he has a distinct look with prominent features.
More incels should look at it this way.
That girls mexican. I have an affinity for mexicans.
If you look at the prevalence of terms like racism etc in major media outlets you’ll see that the amount its talked about has increased and increased despite other races doing better than ever
I have an affinity for Ronnie. And his badge.
It’s fine if white people are genocided and my culture is destroyed as long as the billionaires get taxed more
Either what it's saying is a comment on the genre, or it's content is face value. I'd like to think that Jim Jarmusch isn't saying "People who wear maga hats are racist" but rather "These republican strawmen are shitty characters". Similar to >UFO twist was Fargo S2 finale tier
Absolutely stupid twists in horror movies for twist's sake.
I'd like to think that after such a long break from directing and writing, Jim Jarmusch's film is intentionally a satire. Satire requires a prequisite of knowledge that the audience has to identify, not having experience in the reference material simply means you aren't the audience. Satire must be constructed. It could all be accidental, and the film could just be the room of horror movies.
Of course, Dead don't die could be absolutely retarded and at face value and contain five different sets of awful characters with awful plots. But I'd like to believe that it's mostly just critics proving themselves as retarded time and time again.
Your post almost makes the movie seem kinda thought out.
I just thought it was some kind of "subvert your expectations" kinda thing. Just rather poorly executed and boring. I'd Starship Troopers is on a whole other level.
Then you watch it and it's not very good satire.
>I'd Starship Troopers is on a whole other level.
Keyword >almost
im not trying to body shame but is it me or is her right boob significantly bigger than her left?
it's hilarious that driver was the worst part of this flick even with chloe sevigny in it
Blind and brainwashpilled
I had it playing on my other monitor whilst I played WoW Classic, I expected it to be bad and I was still disappointed.
why does her face look so small
Why does she have a snaggle tooth here?
Ronnie a cute btw
>getting plebfiltered by Jarmusch' most accessible flick
All the political stuff felt so forced and out of place. Maybe that was the point, though, like a parody of political issues being forced into entertainment. Jarmusch may be playing 4D chess here.
One party benefits from making everyone hate white people.
skittles
but they need whites, just the right ones I guess
>jarmusch
He is the living proof you can be a hack director and still get work if you know the right people.
Motherfucker is a good actor. There was this show recently where he played God and in one of the episodes he has to visit his parents to convince them to give him funds to build a restaurant. His older siblings were there as well and it was revealed that he is the loser of the family because his siblings planets are far more successful and perfect. All of his family was played by actors visibly younger than Buscemi, especially his sibling and he acted like he is in his 20s and it worked.
Both of these are true.
>but they need whites
not if they flood the country with mexicans
What's the deal with this movie? It has many good and/or well-known actors in it, but it's so fucking bad they couldn't have read the script before signing on. Did they do it for the paycheck, or were they contractually obligated?
>keep
>again
half of them are pro-family, so they'll vote R
This movie was so bad, holy shit.
And I like most of Jarmusch’s movies.
>half of mexican immigrands will vote republican
are you actually retarded?
the only consistently republican hispanics are cubans (and maybe venezuelans), and that's only because cuba is still a socialist hellhole
This movie was shit, Buscemi and Tilda were the only interesting bits
Hey Jim, your movie was the film equivalent of a hipster smuggly telling a bad joke and thinking he's clever for it
This kek. Lazy and probably worst in career.
the wall is rough
>YOU KNOW, BECAUSE HE ALSO PLAYS KYLO REN!?
subtle
>tfw same keychain
Half way there lads
I fucking hate liberals and hollywood, I want them all dead
The dead don't die.
Oh shut the fuck up you retard. Society doesn't force your faggot self to become a tranny. Stop being such a little bitch about life and go rock climbing or learn piano. What a retarded worldview you have.
One of the most stilted and dry movies I've watched in a while. Felt like the entire production was just there for the pay check.
Jesus Christ. I'm not even white and I care about white culture and history more than you do you cuck. unless you're a jew, which you probably are.
because the marxist jews in our media are pushing it. they couldn't get traditional communism to work in the US so they changed class warfare to racial warfare. its the same fucking thing.
Which ethnic group has a disproportionate amount of power in hollywood? It seems to have slipped my mind.
He made it in spite of his looks so it's not exactly hope as much as instruction.
>before anything else, be charming yet passionate
>if you're ugly, be tall and/or have great hair
>really half of his image comes from his persona so work on that before actual looksmaxing
Pre-1965.
It's not 4D Chess, all Jarmusch movies are like this. He makes fun of everything (not in a South Park way, sometimes he's affectionate and sometimes sardonic but never a missionary about his comedy) and he makes many decisions prioritizing a mood or idea he's going for over being traditionally entertaining. Also he is a turbo-lefty like everyone else who went to art school in New York during the seventies. He just isn't intensely political beyond race issues.
>north american aborigines
>wildlife animals running around killing, raping, and eating each other
>no written language (look it up if you don't believe me), no buildings, no domesticated animals
>brutally murder settlers living on land you never used or even knew existed because you want to take their shit
>almost completely wiped out in under 50 years because they have no understanding of disease or sanitation
natives were the proto-nigger
WE WUZ AMERICA AND SHIT
Baizou.
If Adam Driver read the whole script, why the fuck did he accept to be in this shit ?
What, you got a problem with burger representation in media?
>burgerlivesmatter
I didn't even care about that. It was all painfully unfunny.
Wow. Is that Steve Buscemi getting fucked in the ass?
blaming the jews is an understandable yet unproductive funneling of anger towards the upper class and systems of economic injustice towards an ethnic scapegoat, which was first most prominently seen in the medieval "court jew" archetype.
Why not keep America white?
where do i download this?
They escape and are never seen again. They get a "c'mon I know where to go" and then they're just gone
The internet
>looksmaxing
Who comes up with this retarded shit?
>wildlife animals running around killing, raping and eating each other
Not every tribe.
>no written language
pictographs were sometimes used, but you're correct for north america (if we exclude mesoamerica as its own entity)
>no buildings
Look up Cahokia, user, if you only mean "large" buildings. Lots of tribes had longhouses.
>no domesticated animals
This is false. Before horses were introduced, Plains tribes used dogs as a primary means of carrying supplies during their migrations. Many tribes domesticated dogs.Chickens were also introduced from Polynesia.
>brutally murder settlers living on land you never used or even knew existed because you want to take their shit
Again, a gross generalization. Plagues often wiped out large swathes of tribes and so naturally, being humans, the natives that remained had just as much of an urge to conquer and colonize as the settlers.
>almost completely wiped out in under 50 years because they have no understanding of disease or sanitation
Neither did the European settlers. Large swathes of early deaths before the "starving seasons" of Jamestown and Plymouth are attributed to disease.
Not even saying you're wrong user but please do more research next time.
Tbis thread took a turn.
thank you for giving me some kino to watch for the lonely evenings. don't matter how goofy it is.
bring a pillow
since this thread is still up, here's more ass
for what
what is she even saying? This hurts my brain. I know what each of the things she's saying mean individually but together it's just confusing
>economic inequality
Leftist meme. Nobody is stopping you from making more money. If you set up a successful business, the government doesn't come break down your door and force you to stop operating. Muh 1% is an excuse failures use to suggest the deck was stacked against them from the beginning. The only alternative is literal communism, saying you are only allowed to make X amount of dollars before your wealth is "redistributed", comrade.
this, fell asleep twice, gave it up
Humping it during Driver's scenes.
ooff
>refuting general points with very specific and extraordinary examples while ignoring the larger and systemic general pattern aka the truth - 99.9% of what is being said doesn't count because of the .1% needle in the haystack (there is no hay, look at this needle)
sophistry, kikery, fraud
>very specific and extraordinary
But not really. Cahokia and the Pueblo populations made up a large amount of the North American native population considering the fact that (get this) cities tend to have more people in them. Not to mention plenty of tribes domesticated animals, not just the plains indians. You're also going to just ignore the fact you were completely wrong in mocking them for a lack of understanding of germ theory when even the colonists had no understanding of it. All I'm saying is you should research better before you shitpost about how much natives suck.
>all these fucking zoomers that can't appreciate based Jarmusch
Me in the middle.
Even lefty reviewers trashed it. Worst Jarmusch film by a country mile.
Have you actully seen the movie?
This movie is ass. Think's it's being subversive when there have been a multitude of zombie movies that have done similar things, but better.
I know it's been done, but here's my attempt. Also, what's up with the sand?
It's a POC educating a white person about her own culture episode. All this movie needs is another redneck character wearing a "Keep America White Again" hat and it will be true kino.
Of course and I enjoyed every second of it because I'm not a fucking pleb
Watched last night, didn't finish. Doesn't work as a comedy, doesn't work as a zombie film. Painfully bad.
There are liberals literally trying to ban all red hats because it triggers them so much lolol
Ashes to ashes etc.
Chloe any good?
She doesn't suck Adam Driver's dick so no.
Yeah she's good. Works nicely with the other two.
Based and truthpilled
Go back
Her chubby thighs were pretty icky
dil8
Gay or roastie
Jewish Leftism got shitstomped so artificially creating racial diversity so that racism can be used instead of class divisions became the new plan.
The funny side effect of this is that it actually made everyone racist again, thus creating the hilarious reemergence of white identity that we see now.
there was literally a twitter thread with hundreads of thousands of upvotes by liberals about how red baseball caps make them afraid
it must suck to be you
>what are regulations, licensing, zoning laws, patents
Economic inequality is real, but the solution is less government, not more
We're being inundated with propaganda, user. It's supposed to sound stupid, that's the whole fucking point.
>He thinks it's about the Jews replacing the white population
>He doesn't realize it's a ploy to keep the lower classes divided
nobody's afraid, they're just too ugly. If there is anything less aesthetic than a pudgy middle-aged guy in a suit and tie with a red baseball cap, I haven't seen it yet.
>trump wants to keep america white
I wish. Everyone with a brain knows this would be a good thing.
I don't remember the last time I saw a movie so open contemptuous of the audience and its own existence. Not bad desu.
>if you don't want to watch propaganda, you're a sjw
>leftists up to their usual tricks of warping language
kys and make the world a better place
stop being a fag or other people will post attractive people with red caps while posting fat/ dumpy leftys and people will respond with ugly maga crowd pics
>the white middle and lower classes would benefit from giving more of their money to brown invaders
Commies are the dumbest people on the planet. Hope you're not white.
Stop warping the language, chapo tranny.
if this is the actual movie than I can understand why people hate it. who the fuck wants to watch someone explain a joke for 2 hours. about what i'd expect from jarmusch these days desu
>this is a commie board
Go back to chapotrannyhouse
I'm specifically talking about people working office jobs in a suit and tie. These don't go together with the cap, at all. Wearing overall or similar work clothes looks fine.
the thread was literally "I'm afraid"
Can someone shop a cock bulge on her.
Asking for a friend.
if the character does not have a problem with waring that cap why would he be shy about saying stuff like that. this is just terrible.
This might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Joking that you read the script over and over and replaying the same song over and over isnt funny and that is literally this entire fucking movie.
and I'm sure it represents every single person on the left
because just like Yea Forums and /pol/ keyboard warriors they'd never say half the shit they type online in real life.
I WANT TO FUCK SELENA GOMEZ
gross
I'm sure people around you dont chill and are never honest and open around you and your tranny buddies
Kill thy self false flagger. One day the poor will overthrow the rich on the redistribution of wealth.
expose the inside of your arteries to the world.
i forgot to add a note to the webm
"boy, the new star wars looks like shit"
what?
Around those with an axe, never relax.
>Take out the uber (((rich))) and super rich by nationalizing the banks and removing interest rates
This but unironically
just imagine what 10m more spics can do, the future is gonna be beautiful
Based
/pol/ niggers truly are comically dumb.
>yes goy, keep attacking da joos
meanwhile the actual jews (read: the psychopath global elite) are using the capitalist system to build their mars program and leave the 99.9% of us here, rotting in the trash that they forced upon us so that they could be free
>The funny side effect of this is that it actually made everyone racist again, thus creating the hilarious reemergence of white identity that we see now.
my boomer dad was a total white guilt cuck. He voted for Obama twice and even got in a fight with one of his friends who didn't vote for king nigger, accusing the guy of being racist. Now he's watching Jared Taylor videos and stocking up on guns and ammo.
>da joos
opinion immediately discarded
It was a funny movie but what the fuck was that cringe "read the script" "it's the theme song" shit
Him calling the zombies refugees was hilarious