>Plan for over a week to come down from bedroom and have movie night with parents >Tonight's the night >Spend hours checking Parents Guide of various movies to make sure no sex scenes >Eventually give them 5 genres, each with multiple movies to pick from >Tell them to pick and I'll be down in an hour >They choose Game Night >Immediately start having negative thoughts about it possibly being too lewd >Shouldn't have included it >Tell them that comedy is no longer on the menu because I don't like the atmosphere since I came down and I don't feel like a comedy >They're irritated but eventually choose again - Dunkirk >I was looking forward to seeing Dunkirk despite meme director >Wanted to see it in a nice, comfy setting >They ruined the atmosphere by being briefly irritated by me turning down Game Night >Tell them "Just forget the whole thing" >Go back to my room as they verbally abuse me with insults like 'why do you have to be so strange' >Guilting me about planning this and buying snacks
What did they mean by ruining the whole fucking night?
This post is literal garbage. The people who run this website should really think about hiring a couple of mods.
Nicholas Torres
OP probably is a goddamn Mod
Josiah Ortiz
Most times when I visit my mum she puts on a movie shes already watched but thinks I would like and there was graphic sex scenes in most of them
Carson Walker
She's trying to tell you something user
Luis Torres
I’m a virgin, I don’t have any STDs.
Chase Butler
Get a job and a girlfriend and move out or get a lobotomy. Holy fuck, imagine having such a shitty burden for a kid who won't fuck off or neck themself out of respect? I'd have you put on medication then overdose you while you were sleeping.
Cameron Perez
How is this post still up? Are the mods on strike or something?
Carson Perez
If you made this up then lmao If it's true then it's just depressing. I prefer to think you made it up
Christian Hernandez
You get what you pay for.
Luke Rogers
I sure hope that the totally competent mods of Yea Forums don't delete this high-quality on-topic post
Why are yurolards too stupid and obsessed to not realize a troll post has been posted and automatically assume the OP is American? Neck yourself cunt.
Charles Mitchell
But what?
Jayden Foster
I am really curious why the mods haven't deleted this shitty off-topic thread. Was it made by one of your friends?
Angel Thompson
She wants to do a sex on you.
Adrian White
Oh sweet
Aiden Robinson
Watching movies is on topic. Actually this is probably the most on topic thread in the first five pages of this shithole.
Jace Hernandez
Don't do it, Jimmy.
Logan Diaz
"No."
Gabriel Gomez
"Yes."
Daniel Diaz
>They ruined the atmosphere by being briefly irritated by me turning down Game Night Why does this happen? I get the same reaction. Only difference is I realise it makes me the asshole.
>Eventually give them 5 genres, each with multiple movies to pick from >Tell them that comedy is no longer on the menu because I don't like the atmosphere So you just arbitrarily changed your mind.
Juan Cooper
she's trying to imply "have sex"
Jack Lopez
ironic.
Ian Reyes
Because you're an asshole. You just don't realize it because years of watching chink cartoons have rotted your brain.
Logan White
Clever girl
James Mitchell
How so?
Lincoln Gray
But I'm not. Unlike OP I make an effort to suppress it because it's not other people's problem.
Isaac Ward
I was watching a movie with my loser 25 year old virgin cousin this weekend and after saying why I thought it was stupid he called me a "normie" and stormed out of the room. If you're reading this Steve you should try that suicide thing again.
Ethan Sanchez
"Asshole doesn't realize he's an asshole: That story and more tonight on the news at 11."
Nathaniel Cook
Have you ever tried to make a hot ham and cheese with that weird ham from Trader Joe's that tastes like cloves? Shit's weird and totally ruins your sandwich
Andrew Williams
>Asshole doesn't realize he's an asshole talking about yourself, bud?
Hudson Sanders
Truth hurts, doesn't it asshole?
Bentley Taylor
No but I have with other ham that had been cooked with cloves and it is a fucking abomination. Anyone who puts cloves on ham should be sent to a death camp.
Colton Anderson
what movie
Ayden Nelson
People like you need to be shot so that society can stop wasting resources on you.
Colton Garcia
The newest Star Wars.
Juan Perry
I told her in detail of how I had sex with a stripper tho
James Thomas
Cause that's the only way you could ever kill anyone isn't it, you fat virgin pussy lmao
Caleb Garcia
>Tell them that comedy is no longer on the menu because I don't like the atmosphere since I came down and I don't feel like a comedy lol they made you leave your bedroom and it made you cranky. lmao nigga grow up
Jaxson Hill
I am seriously impressed with the level of ineptitude that allowed this thread to still be up. It's been up for over an hour now.
Austin Rivera
The irony of your fat permavirgin ass saying that to me, a man who has had more sex in the past 48 hours than you will in your entire life, is astounding. Don't drag this out, end your life tonight and pray reincarnation exists and you get a better life next time. Maybe a dung beetle or something, some sort of step up from being the disgusting loser faggot pussy who is too afraid to even have a life and has killed his genetic lineage with his betaness you currently are. Do it tonight.
Christian Williams
man i love this shit i really hope this story is true i really hope there's people that live like this
