GET THE FUCK OUT YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE ANYMORE I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT I WILL SHOOT
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE ANYMORE I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT I WILL SHOOT
robert... what's going on big guy
Last time user tipped way under the customary 30%
so this is how the race war starts huh
Robert old friend, I always knew it would come to this
We got off to a bad start. What say we start over with a friendly game of Caravan? You know how to play?
Woah buddy, take it easy there. Let's talk it out, whattaya say Robert?
THERE'S TWELVE HUNDRED BUCKS IN THERE!
>meanwhile in bizarro Yea Forums
[INT 3] I no have time to ride caravan
>NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE!
sage all non-canon robert threads
If you are not with me you are my enemy
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n-no... please Rober... I promise I want coooom anymooooore...aaarghh... LET ME IIIIIN.... Rooobeeeert... That woman behind me.... has high heels, right?.... AAAAAAAAAARRRGGHAAAAHAaaaa...
Take it easy, Robert. I'll downsize my popcorn from "Extra Large" down to "Medium" so that you don't have to go down to the mines again... just please, put the gun away
Ah ah ah.
Not so fast there, Robert. You forget I have a piece too.
Jokers not out yet, relax.
ROBERT I'M NOT A RACIST SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE NIGGERS
CAN'T SHOOT ME IF I'M UNDER THE DESK, user
N-NANI?
stop acting like a nigger, Robert
Hey Robert, sick it nigga
fuck man we gotta find robert
So it comes to this...
One shall stand, and one shall fall.
this is an official plot development you idiot
I've got one too. You can't escape us, Robert. Come out now and we won't hurt you.
And one ticket to the Joker, please.
I have 400+ hours in NV and I never learned that shit
Y-Yes?
>YAAASSSS ROBERT IS STILL ALIVE HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE MEETING THE MAN, THE LEGEND, ROBERT HIMSELF! COME ON BOBBY LET'S TAKE A PICTURE FOR MY PUPPER, MAKE SURE TO MLEM IN THE PICTURE HAHA BY THE WAY, WE WOULD LIKE 3 TICKETS FOR THE NEW BONE-CHILLING SLOW BURN A24 KINO
Atta boy, Robert. See? There was no need for this. And one ticket to the Joker, please.
i have easily over 5000+ hours in NV and i have never played a single game of caravan to completion
i wish i was joking
based
Literally same. On my like 16th playthrough and I’ve never even started a game. I’m autistic though and buy all the playing cards from merchants
Here you go, user.
Oh, and I’ve got one more thing for you
Hay guys I'm Roxxy and you're all welcome to my cinema instead of that coon Robert's. No shootings here, only sloppy handjobs and mindgames. ;)
Complimentary crab legs for my trouble?
NANI??????
*violin screeching*
R-robert? Are you ok buddy?
>kinoplex? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... But I can't go back there, not after what happened. I've left that life behind me now, I'm not the same man I once was. I'm sorry user, it's too late to fix what we did. I have a family now. I have people who need me. I must ask you to leave and never return here again..
fuck off you dumb whore, theaters are for eating and watching movies
robert, we're talking about my wife here for christ's sake
Your name tag says kinoplex...
Hey, user! I'm glad you came! Grab a beer, you want ribs or chicken?
you can't eat movies
WOAH WOAH CHILL, IT'S ME, CJ
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Robert, it's just a clown make up, there is nothing strange about it.And I'm here just to watch new Jokester movie, that's all.
It's ok Robert, you're one of the good ones, I planned to let you live
Dubs of loneliness
OMAE WA MAOU SHINDEIRU
In spite of *huff huff* making only 13% of kinoplex employees, basket*huff*ball Americans commit 50% of mixing up popcorn flavors.
I was just be watchin Training Day with my homies. Is all cinema ushers gonna push my shit in?
Put the gun down, Robert. We don't want you to contribute to the 52% now do we?
It's blackjack. You do know how to play blackjack, right?
Hey Robert my dude how's it going ?