The Addams Family

Eva Green is a poor choice. Oscar is a great choice in 10 years.

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If you get someone younger than Eva you could do a prequel.

hot

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Most goth girls are attention whores. YOU have to find them, they don't find you. Also don't go for the younger sluttier ones Go for the goth mommy tier ones. They're loving and caring of your needs and feelings

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Lucy as a young Morticia meeting a young Gomez?

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>Christina Ricci as Morticia Addams

Interesting.

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>you'll never impregnate a pearly pale, thick goth beauty

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wednesday >>>>> morticia
DFC+gothic is quite possibly the sexiest combo possible

>there will never be a Wednesday as good as Christina Ricci ever again

why would you ruin a perfect goth girl's aesthetics with huge fucking breasts?

Big tiddy goth gf is the perfect woman, though.

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boring whores that arent goth at all they just want to look it

i did and aborted the kid lmao

Fine by me.

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lol even goth faggotry has gatekeepers

Based goth taste

cute forehead

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only if Wednesday is 9 year old christina ricci

the "goth" gatekeeping died when hot topic left california

Id watch it.

Why? They pretty much nailed it with the first two.

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shut up rick and morty

based and redpilled

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Do you ever think that you have a great life, are finishing up on great education, say you're going to be a doctor, have a great girlfriend, fulfillling hobbies etc.
but then you look at someone like this and you want to be her

This fucking sucks, man

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Because you're an incel loser who spends his time on Yea Forums 24/7. Women aren't attracted to that sort of guy.

That's very true. The Hottopic mall goth tier goths are actually way more common unfortunately than the ones who don't like attracting attention. They exist obviously, but they're a rarity. I actually met one at a Cemetery who was sitting alone about three years ago. She didn't want to be bothered at first and made that clear, but later changed her mind when I apologized. We had an interesting conversation.

>cute forehead
*fivehead

Perfect to rub benis on

I always wanted to slap mine on it but rubbing would also be nice.

i just want a big titty goth gf that also has cute feet is too much to ask from life?

That depends on how far will you go for it.

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Sure, a new live action series even, it’s the comfiest thing ever to grace a television next to me Rogers

I wrote a treatment for AF 10 years ago where they are mall goths with valley girl accents, sort of like a parody ala brady bunch movie.

i can't imagine the angle. the original was a spoof of the keeping up with the jonses square families of that time , it was kitsch and silly but i bet it felt it had a bit of a point. the 90s movies were made at a time where anything that was made with a big budget created a "wow effect" , it was a more innocent time, and i guess it also had to be diercted competently... it was a kitsch friendly fun time. but now? i feel the point of the show would feel like a gum with no flavor, like that "modern seinfeld " meme.

No I don't because shaking your tits at a camera for approximately 10 years maximum doesn't seem like a fulfilling life.

I didn't mean that part

Which part? The beauty part? What I said still applies. If you meant being a at housewife you need to specify. If you mean touching yourself, the lay off the porn dude that's not healthy.

Cringe combative post.

honestly, the relationship Morticia and gomez has is something to be envious of, as unorthodox as they looked they have a relationship that we could only dream of.

>tfw no qt goth gf to watch the old 1960s Addams Family series with since the movies are trash.

Its because they worship, they wont let you fuck them unless you denounce christ and hail satan

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I had a goth gf. Wild in bed but an utter fucking nutjob. They're just not worth it after the initial fun wears off.

This is scene

How do I get a little loli goth gf?

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1. become famous jewish producer
2. work on new Addams Family movie

i bet they don't even slay romans

I would cast Bonbi

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goth girls are just like normal girls but they smell like shit

>fulfilling society's expectations doesn't make me happy
Say what?

Thoughts?
At least they got the 5head right

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If they did they have to cast Cristina Ricci as Morticia.

WAKE ME UP

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sometimes being faithful to the source is not a good thing.

What's the difference

because actual goths are in their 50s now

BEFORE YOU GO GO

No, they should make a new sitcom. And it should not be modernised in any way/

It would be awful. Hell, look at the girl you posed. She's ruining the character with merely her makeup and stare. It would just used as a vehicle to push modern progressive ideology.

There is a purity about the family that ironically contradicts their dark nature. I don't think current producers can grasp that. Because to them the idea of purity is part of the patriarchy. Part of the systematic oppression of women. And the last thing they want to do, is give littler girls the idea that they can't be genderfluid whores.

are cumbrains the worst thing to happen to this site? just go jerk off on /gif/ you drooling retards

Highest-IQ post right here.

how to get gf like this??

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If you slapped her forehead what sound would it make?
I'm thinking more of a BAONNNNNNG sound

Be realistic lads if you even looked at her she would just kill you.

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Styxhexenhammer's extended family, right there

have a huge dick

>Addams family
>pure

No one tell him

How the fuck would they know if you have a huge dick if you're still the same autist you always are except with a huge dick

Girls skinny jeans. Worked like a charm in highschool.

She's going to be fat by winter. You can already tell she's on her way. She's still in the pleasantly thick transition. but she's already at her limit.

How the hell..
When I was in high school there was a chick who was showing a slight bit of cleavage and tummy, she had to be taken to the Deans office and given a school hoodie and sweatpants.
I dont believe you

Men and womens dress codes are different, at least in my school they where. Women couldn't wear almost anything revealing but one day the football team had a dare to see who would wear the shortest booty shorts. Half of one of my classes had nothing but guy ass and the teachers just laughed it off. Literally cross dressed one day just for the fuck of it, chicks are into that shit for some reason.

And they said Sports teams werent gay

yes please, that's my dream death

There was some Youtube series I saw a while back called Wednesday Addams: The Adult Years (or something like that). Saw an episode and it was okay. Anyways, I think the concept is decent.

Women like any form of peacocking. You just have to find the right display for the right girl. If you want a goth gf, then just become unapologetically dark yourself. The dorks are those who hedge and balk.

Only gay if you care what other guys think.
Yeah pretty much. So much attention from chicks just for wearing tight jeans and ridiculous shoes. High heals are a fucking cunt.

Do goths even exist anymore really? I live in Chicago and we used to have solid industrial, goth, pink and ska scenes. I barely ever see these people outside of concerts now and even then it is only like half the crowd. Most people just dress normally and the only big popular thing is electronic music like Porter Robinson.

>28 year old

People don't change, they only adapt to their environment. You could get away with dressing all black and being a delinquent in public as a teen, but as an adult you need to keep it to specific groups like any other hobby.

A big fucking one, you poser

New Orleans and Salt lake city are pretty much the last bastions of real goth not counting traveling groups and festivals. Least in the states, no clue about elsewhere. I'd assume france will always have a sect for that.

Porn has broken you, hasn't it?
You shouldn't want to be a woman, or anyone other than yourself, and if you do, it's because there's still room for improvement within yourself that either you haven't found yet or simply refuse to find.
Impregnate your girlfriend before you become the next tranny on the street.

What is going on with her hairline? is she a bolding tranny?

Wino for the win!

I think it still exists in people's minds, and manifests in various media and memes.

>tells someone to impregnate their girlfriend for fear of trannies
>Porn has broken you, hasn't it?

?

helena botham got really fat though.

it worked in the sixties because Charles Addam's comics seemed genuinely weird to a sixties audience.

this sort of thing is common today.

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what? no lmao

Is this a woman post?

hows that job at starbucks going ?

chad is coming

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Was her name caitlin by chance?

>blurs out entire face
>hehe I'm purrty

Too bad Tasha got fat and self conscious and disappeared. I think she's preparing for a come back though. She's mentioned losing weight, and she's posting more confidently.

She is giving herself traction allopecia with how tightly she parts her hair. She will regret this eventually.

it's ok to be trans, user. you can still be all those things and a chick

>it's ok to be trans, user
No tis not.

Do zoomers ever wish they could go back in time to fraternize with subculture chicks?

Why?

Didnt her boyfriend dump her out of a house when she cheated on him with that Lansky nigger porn shit?

Because it's a mentally ill state of delusion. But not only that, the user would only be doing it out of a sense of envy. Such a petty reason that will never fulfill him.

>mentally ill
It does not have that definition.
>never fulfill him
You know best for others?
For one second, man to man, can you take something seriously in your life? Fucking try or leave.

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Do you know best for others? Because you just casually suggested he change gender. As if that wouldn't turn his life upside down.

I asked you why you feel the way you do about him, nothing else. I ask you to try not because I care for transfuckers or anyone but so that you do not be such an idiot when arguing. You could easily dismantle the argument. But you are ignorant. Educate yourself.

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No you didn't. You asked why is it not ok to be trans. You didn't ask me about the user himself. So I answered why I believe being trans is not ok. I related it to his situation as a bonus.

You stating why it is not ok I have already disproved. It is not a stated mental illness and you do not know what fulfills him as a human. Expound.

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I don't know what would fulfill him exactly, that's why I didn't reply to him with advice. But rather, I looked at the value of the advice he was given, and judged the one about become trans to be of negative value. No one else pointed out it's negative value, so I did.

Also, while being trans isn't technically recognized as a mental illness, the technicality doesn't remove the practicality of the term "mental illness." Arguing the technical classification just makes you sound like a pedantic prick.

>I did not give him advice but judged him anyway
Why?
>the definition of something does not matter
Why?

You know why, user.
t. not that tard

but fat girls are the best, user

Ignorance is no excuse. If you have nothing to include do not include yourself.

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No.

No what?

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If you have low/no standards.

Because estimations, user. I figured there are too many unknown variables for me to give good advice. Similarly, I figured that others were incapable of giving good advice as well. But I can estimate the advice given better than I can estimate his circumstance. I estimated that become trans has negative value, and is most likely not worth the user's time.

Like you asked before, "do you no best for others"? My answer to that is "no". But ALSO no to the user giving tranny advice.

She was already curvaceous before the extra pounds. She has a body that's ready to balloon, but if she keeps her weight in check, then she'll always appear finely full figured. And that's best for her.

>I figured
Poorly.
>becoming trans has a negative value
Source.
You seem like someone who is not very smart so I wonder why you give others advice? Has no one told you that you are not very smart?

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She also wanted to be in The Witcher Netflix series.

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what a faggot. kys homo.

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No to no.

>Arguing the technical classification just makes you sound like a pedantic prick.
That's not true. The technical classification exists for a purpose, in a mutual feedback with the actual world. Since it's the one used by actual physicians, psychiatrics (medical professionals) and psychologists who, especially here, take into account how these terms are perceived by public, you can't just brush them away as irrelevant. By doing so you're saying you know better than them and that you know better.

You don't "become" transsexual. You are or you are not.

How many of those did you think where me? Really wondering.
>no to no
So yes?

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God damn he's so dreamy

And how is that? How are other anons capable of advising this user, without more information about him?

Trans people discuss the trials and tribulations of transitioning all the time. They lose friends, family, work, confidence. And they're rarely as pretty as they want to be. The only thing they get in exchange, is "feeling" like their supposed gender. But that feeling is constantly compromised by a world that refuses to acknowledge you how you wish to be acknowledged.

Should have taught of not doing porn,retard.
Also,she did nigger porn as her opener,basically killing any porn career for her,and when you do mainstream porn you will never be allowed to hide from it

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*thought
Fuck im dyslexic

>how
They arent.
>trans people blah blah blah
Just fucking post a source stating they kill themselves 40% of the time you fucking 100iq retard. How did you parents not drown you?

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I like how you eloquently said that the actual problem is not the trans people themselves but people around who shit on them.
Btw transitioning is an actual curative process for this condition and takes years, usually. Because I know you'll try to misinterpret the word "curative", I'll have to include this: "curative" doesn't mean a transitioned trans person will be absolved of all problems of their identity.

>Morticia: "...and that's about all. Peace out."

____ ___ _____!

>take into account how these terms are perceived by public
Most people outside of progressive cities, would think that being trans is a mental illness. That's what the public thinks.

>You don't "become" transsexual. You are or you are not.
If gender is a social construct as they say, then you do become trans.

add Biel and maybe Jolie

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Women have shitty hair lines in general

>Just fucking post a source stating they kill themselves 40% of the time you fucking 100iq retard. How did you parents not drown you?
Based.

Can't really say I'm surprised by you curving your response far around the part where actual medical professionals determine how to best (to our knowledge and research) deal with these problems.

Wait does that mean that OP is from a pornography?

>Just fucking post a source stating they kill themselves 40% of the time
No. It's a tired meme. I only pity trans people. But I hate frogposting statistic memers.

>It does not have that definition.
It does, it's called Gender Dysphoria and they can get healthcare support for it. Problem is treatments are not tackling the individual warped perception of themselves, instead, it's enabling them. Like telling a schizo it's ok to believe the government is after him and watching his every moves because he knows they're in cahoots with ant-people because that's just who he is deep inside!

It doesn't matter if it "feels" right, people should not be allowed to live outside of reality, it's just asking for further problems to the individuals and to society.

>person posts about an Addams Family remake
>thread instantly degens into a ">tfw no goth gf hnng my pp hard i want slutty wiccan minx mommy gf hnng"

never change Yea Forums

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you say that like it's a bad thing, that's absolutely based

>based
No not really.
Then what is your point?
>people should not be allowed
Sounds like you have problem with reality.

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They lose those things, because other people rightfully recognize them as delusional. It's like someone coming into work wanting to be addressed as the queen of england. You'd just write them off as a schizo and disassociate as soon as you can.

Transitioning doesn't cure the mental illness. It only makes the mental illness less harmful. If someone can live a mostly normal life without transitioning, then they shouldn't be encouraged to go through with it.

just a porno

>Can't really say I'm surprised by you curving your response far around the part where actual medical professionals determine how to best (to our knowledge and research) deal with these problems.
Doctors practice to keep you alive, but they'll do so using hack methods.

>Then what is your point?
My point is that being trans is worse than not.

I like how actual medical professionals are working out the diagnostic and therapeutic aspects of this but here's user with "the best therapy of transsexualism according to our current research is THE SAME MISTAKE as saying to a schizophreniac that the voices are real", and then he just continues choo-chooing through the opinions of his betters, forever into the sunset, forever with a paused brain.

>being trans is worse than not
Why?

>Sounds like you have problem with reality.
it's just asking for further problems to the individuals and to society.

Just had to keep reading a little bit, of course, if you include that part your retort makes no sense whatsoever.

Let me put it straight. If you don't accept reality, you are the one who has a problem with it.

>scientists that conveniently change their mind and outright censor theories and claims backed by facts that challenge the social agenda furthered by their investor
I dont trust the scientific community when they are backed by mega corps and governments,sorry user

Due to aforementioned reasons. user, don't make me repeat myself. You already forced me to go through the entire explanation process once.

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>working out
Uh uh, sharp.

>Doctors practice to keep you alive, but they'll do so using hack methods.
There it is. The "medical professionals are actually wrong, I know better" always comes up eventually.

I feel like that's the right time for a reality check. It's where you sort of try to distance yourself from the conversation and try to get the whole picture. I like doing it when reading about certain topics, not necessarily on Yea Forums, it keeps me on track.

Let's do it here.
It won't do anything for the person I'm replying to, but maybe for other participants in this thread:

Consensus of medical professionals and mental health professionals are wrong on the matters of treating transsexuality, and this user here and "public" is actually right.

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What’s there to work out? The cure is a bullet to the skull. Alternatively a rope around the neck works too. Best part is that both those methods end up working 40% of the time and my tax money doesn’t pay for it.

>if you do not accept reality you have problem
Why?
You explained nothing really. You are a poor salesman.

During the time I was writing this, I got a second and a third, identical catch! And another curving user wasting his captcha here: Funny how that works out.

>other participants in this thread
You know what you faggot? I was just lurking this thread looking for goth tiddies, and you turned it into some faggot argument. Even worse, you posted stupid images which aren't goth girls. Go dilate or seethe or whatever it is you do.

I really like Evelyn. She's cute as fuck.
But she really ruins it by keeping doing scenes with mutilated faggots. She needs more big uncut cock.

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The fuck with those ears!

Get the fuck out of my board for kinos you cumbrain. I was just lurking my board trying to find some actual Yea Forums threads but you're filling it with this garbage. Go jack off for the fifteenth time today or whatever it is to do.

CUTE

So you're wrong and can't further you're an argument? Ok got it.

>why
Kek

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I'm upset. They're moving to the suburbs. Again. It's been done to death. It'd be better if they moved to Manhattan or something. Or they don't move anywhere, just thwart a hostile alien invasion with morbidly wacky hijinks.

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Become a DJ for fetish night at the local goth club. They'll swarm for anyone who's in the scene with a music collection.

>I was just lurking my board trying to find some actual Yea Forums threads

>Opens up a tidy thread full of political discussion

You only have yourself to blame cucky

sub 95 iq user not getting the post

SLLSFBG

>>I was just lurking my board trying to find some actual Yea Forums threads
>He's still here

What the fuck are you doing lol

She does and it's very kino.

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Sub 80 iq then I guess

her boyfriend is asian btw

it's hilarious how many asian men date pornstars

Look, I just don't buy into the dogma of science. I realized doctors were shit when I went in for a psych evaluation, as I suspected I was depressed, and the doctor asked me a few questions you might find on an internet personality quiz, and determines I'm depressed. I remember one of the questions was "are you a virgin". Their information was literally "have sex incel" tier. so he sends me over to this other lady who seems more like a real psychologist. conveniently located in the same office park. She asks me a few useless questions as well. Then sends me away with a prescription for antidepressants the very same day. Literally within a few hours, I was diagnosed and medicated.

But anyway. The science only proves that you can make trannies less likely to self harm by transitioning. But that doesn't mean you should transition. If you're already living an ok life, then transitioning will only negatively affect it. And if you're suffering from gender dysphoria so bad that you feel like you MUST transition, in order to be happy, well... then you're already unhappy. So no matter how you look at it, being trans is worse than not.

kill yourself

Does she still have her Twitch channel?

true
but it still makes my dick hard

She doesn't have a boyfriend, larping chinkcel.

Yes.
twitch.tv/officialevelynclaire

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Guess you didn't really want to participate in a Yea Forums related thread after all. Hang in there, Travis.

Not really, I come here to shitpost and for porn, just like you. But you'd realize that if you had 50 IQ of higher, and it'd take you posting 0 additional posts after the first one to do so, and without my help.

>I allegedly had a weird encounter with a doctor therefore worldwide medical consensus is wrong
Based

Well in under a minute I diagnosed you as an idiot. Some things are just obvious.

now she doesn't. i don't really follow her nowadays. but she did have an asian boyfriend. and that is a fact.

>I was just lurking my board trying to find some actual Yea Forums threads but you're filling it with this garbage.

>STILL
>HERE

the absolute state

:)

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>what's your name?
>I don't know
every time

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That was only my first time doubting the practices of doctors. That's when I was about 19. But since then, we have prescription drug epidemic in America. And who do you think is to blame for that? The drug addicts? Or the ones benefiting from pumping people full of them. Like the other user said, science is controlled by corporations now. And who is to say there isn't a benefit to the doctor in pushing more hormone therapy? When regular visits to a psychologist might suffice.

Right now, I'd half-hate-half-smug-fuck you, user. I want you to be aware of that.

Nah you gotta be a Alt-Chad to get the Goths, Arthoes and Alt-girls

I cannot reconcile the kind of timid adorkable Evelyn Claire on stream with the Evelyn Claire who gets spitroasted by two black dudes on camera for millions of people to see, it's just bizarre to me

>adorkable
And how much did you donate to her twitch?

Women are great actors.

reminds me of my ex

0 dollars, I may be reddit and I may be a fag but I'm not a cuck

Tweetney is best

Alright user. I'll take you at your word.

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god I wish I was her

what's evelyn claire's ethnicity?