Disney managed to make a cooler weapon than 20 yrs of Lucas lore

>This shit looks fire

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Man, where can I get the toy version of this? Awesome, I suck cocks.

a dp dildo, wow, what a shock

kys shill the only cool part of this flick is not watching it

i havent watched the trailer yet. Maybe she holds one saber and swings the other one around like a kusari-gama?

Then what keeps it from bending and cutting off your leg or arm?

Oh I get it, its two light sabers connected by a finger trap to appeal to the Chinese market

What are you supposed to do if someone cuts down the middle of it? Did they even think about that?

Advanced tech

Because you have 2 lightsabers

It looks awkward to wield in that position. Why not just have a regular double bladed saber?

It wouldn't be used in its collapsed state to begin with

>this thread again

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STOP WATCHING KID'S MOVIES

It looks like a double headed dildo.

you know what would make this ten times more effective?

if your two swords weren't pointlessly stuck together

ASS 2 ASS

It looks like like a sink trap that got fitted to a lightsaber lmao.

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I Keked

It wouldn't be wielded like that. Its literally a double bladed saber collapsed for carrying purposes. Are you genuinely retarded? Clone wars did this shit ages ago

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Maul did alright with them stuck together

Holy shit thats why the made this stupid lightsaber, not because of the dumb shit in the tweet, but because the cross guard would actually be useful against it

please god no

How would it useful?

shittiest lightsaber ever
even worse than the helicopter ones

It looks retard, imbecile

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if a normal lightsaber got caught inside the folded lightsaber, you'd be fucked, the crossguard would block the double blades

Problem here is that this is a big guy's weapon

okay
but how do you hold it?

meant for

But you don't wield in it its collapsed position retard

then why does Rey hold it like that?

who says you can't?

Rey takes it and straightens it out for battle autist. Its simply a collapsed version of mauls saber

I thought this was stupid until I realized it's a vagina. 10/10 Mouse

Kids have been drawing "light" weapons for 40 goddamn years. Are you postulating that Disney invented the Light-Nun-Chucks and not Billy Gordon Habberman in 1977?

wouldn't the lack of rigidity between the two sides make it awkward to wield?

Why would it have automatic folding at all if it's just to keep it small? If so, you'd just fold it out yourself whenever you take it out or you're done with it. The point is to be able to switch between single and double bladed at any time, and you can also use the folding shit while fighting. Plus it's to sell toys, you think kids aren't gonna do that?

Becuase of the exact problem you just pointed out. Why are you struggling to keep up? Its obviously not ment to used when folded as it wouldnt be practical with that opening

>Hey, know what's cooler than a folding lightsaber with two blades?
>just turning the bottom blade off until you need it

Bravo JJ.

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Then you have two lightsabers!

Your probelm is the convenience of it folding up or the snap opening to straighten it out? Which is it?

you can clearly see that darth maul has both sides turned on in this image

I'm not the guy talking about it being clunky in single mode. I'm saying that yes, you're supposed to use it when folded too.

But he can turn it off.

>I bet he can even have half a second blade for lulz and style

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Ah then youre an idiot, go it.

Who says youre supposed to use it when folded? Other than you? As the design doesnt imply that at all

That's the whole point, to be able to switch between single and double in the middle of the battle. It's like a folding phone. Notice how the one from the clone wars can't be held when folded, but Rey's clearly can. Can you clearly not see the made-for-toys design? Can you not see the commercials that'll be made?

chopstick sabers are so 2000

>automatic folding
>doesn't turn itself off so you can use it like scissors
>weird U shape with conveniently enough space to hold it
"duhhhh itz so it cn be smallr"

Enter the thread just to post this, looks like a fucking dildo

>Notice how the one from the clone wars can't be held when folded,
You might also notice Maul having his own two sided lightsaber that can also be used like a regular one in the middle of the battle. You know, by turning one side off, no folding required so now you can actually grip it instead of holding it in a weird bend.

20 years later and you've somehow made a worse version of a very basic weapon.

kek, came here for this

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Hey, they have to sell toys somehow since no one's buying them.

Then why not use that design? It's clearly better thought out, more compact and easier to carry. The one Rey is using clearly looks like it's meant to be used folded too, albeit awkwardly, but there's enough space to get your grip on each hilt. Plus she's shown holding it that way while it's ignited. Don't call me retarded when it's the designers making dumb looking shit. And I say that as a vis dev artist.

imagine still watching Star Wars when there hasn't been a good movie in the franchise in 40 years

>to be able to switch between single and double in the middle of the battle
Why not simply turn one of the blades off?

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lightsaber nunchuck when?

Umm Faggot.

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virgin. there is a light saber beam running through the middle of it, it cannot be cut in half

TFU had lightsaber tonfa.

They should've made one of the beams green/blue so the saber could represent the horseshoe theory of ideology.

Don't ask me. The blade is all jittery like Kylo's, so maybe instead of the crossguard they flow the energy to the other side of the blade so both of them have to be on.

it wouldn't be the dumbest lightsaber variation

youtube.com/watch?v=XDFkDZ4HW3k

I knew this thread felt familiar.

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Youre completely retarded

Double end dildo...

This is a rather advanced for of autism. Embarrassing

Kek

Need a star wars gf

Does this have any conceivable advantage over a saberstaff?
>It folds, takes up less space
For the sith lord on the go!
>twice the cutting power
its a laser sword
>maybe you can hold it in the middle and impale two people at once
except for the blades are too close

I really don't understand the design philosophy

What is all that shit

We get it, you missed the point

>It folds, takes up less space
>For the sith lord on the go!

Seems you answered your own question. Not sure why bothered with the rest of your post

Saber staff is more defensive but more cumbersome to fight with. With this you can flip between offense and defense whenever.

>we
Its just you and me talking retard. And you had no point. Your post was literally worthless.

I fucking love Plo Koon

midichlorians

Because its fucking stupid. What is she checking it in her bag at the airport? What advantage is there? Darth mauls hilt was like 16 inches long. That's still really portable

>Its just you and me talking retard
it isn't schizo

>>doesn't turn itself off so you can use it like scissors

Are you retarded? Genuinely. What are you grasping to understand about a convenient folding mechanism implemented by the hack JJ Abrahams. "Hey lets give dark rey a cool big double blade lightsaber. Shit its really fucking long and daisy is small. It would reach her knees when walking around..eh, just make it foldable." There was literally no more thought process put in than that. Control yourself

Deepest lore. I expect this in the next trilogy

Mauls isn't that long though

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The one thing I could see is it being used in a lot of transitional moves.
You could point it toward the enemy and then unfold it for a kind of awkward forward attack

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Explain this

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False moron. My post that you replied to only had two replies. Yours and one other user. And i never answered him. Im literally only talking to you. And youre the only one currently addressing me. There is no other "we". Keep up dumbass

>explain this
That's bastila from the hit RPG knights of the old republic
here we see her tragically turned to the dark side

>it's like a lightsaber but it bends
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY Disney Corporation I CANT WAIT FOR Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker HOLY SHIT WOWWW

I hate you capeshitter faggots so much.

Yea they fucked up the length no shit. Precisely why they probably went with folding it. Also probably thought the visual was cool. Not like it will be amything more than a vision anyway

>Literally Maul's double lightsaber but folded
>Exact same form factor as a normal lightsaber so you don't need any special choreography to use it in an action scene
Bravo Disney, truly this is the kind of abject laziness I've come to expect from one of the largest media corporations on the planet

>awkward attack
That describes everything about this saber's use

Still can't beat the original

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Doubt it will be that complicated. Its all for show

Maybe it's bendy so it's easier to swing it around and use in helicopter mode

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>Exact same form factor
Except twice as wide and half as wieldable

God damn what were they thinking?
Those are much worse

fucking lol

So...Rey's into DP then?

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Sith

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These were the shit in Victory Gundam

>muffled [IT AIN'T ME] in the distance

>Tragically
She went full boner mode coming at you at the end of the game.

Shut the fuck up nigger shill

But are her arms longer than the lightsaber it catches? Even so she's just as caught as he is and she needs both hands to block while he has one free to use the force

>not the lightsaber bow and arrow

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copyright infringement

Why's Lucas there?

>There were other lame designs in the Star Wars extended universe therefore this specific lame design from this lame movie is NOT LAME

Fuck Disney, fuck Disney shills, and fuck all who consume Disney products.

Dude imagine if this have two light saber in each side

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There's no image of JJ or Ruin laughing.
Goes to show how faceless nuWars is. Also supposedly he was consulted during TROS' production.

Lucas has billions to make himself feel better, but I bet he feels shitty about the Disney deal and what's happened to Star Wars.

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I... I had no idea

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If they really wanted a cool weapon they should have made lightsaber wolverine claws.

Not sure if it would have made any difference because we would have seen more Phantom Menace

where is Dark Rey/Requiem ass2ass webm

spotted the zoomer

this is far more viable than that double dildo shit

>Disney managed to make a cooler weapon than 20 yrs of Lucas lore

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Truly the Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

This

based

Look like some bathroom sink piping.

kek based

Get on my level scrubs

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What's with the shills defending the sequels while trashing everything else SW prior to Disney lately?

Kinda curious if they defend TOR as that's cocurrent with disney stuff. It's still on now.

SS was best girl

let's pretend that isn't bait
even if it was cooler than a regular lightsaber (it's not) it's still just riffing on Lucas
it's not like it was actually a new type of weapon
not only did he come up with the lightsaber concept, he also already nearly did the same thing with Darth Maul, just the handle changing slightly
in fact, it's yet another demonstration that Disney is creatively bankrupt

The clit don't fit its just floating there

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Maximum kek

On opposite ends. He's talking about when they're in cis position.

Obi-wan tanked grievous' double blades in that configuration and he had just one blade

>it's just like your cool foldable phones but a liiightsaaabeeer xDD

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how do you know me so well user?

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At least it looks baller.

how much do you think OP is paid to make these threads? will they change it up next repost?

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Why the fuck do you need a lightsaber to be double

Pitiful marketing research to finish editing the film. Literally a paper-clip.

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>yfw hyperspace rammer light saber

Rey is complete trash, so it's only fitting her saber would be just as shit-tier as she is.

Did you see the last thread?
Some shill was trying to defend the sequels and then got so mad he started defending the prequels by the end.

Looks like a double dildo.

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The latin word for the sheath of a sword is "vagina," (pronounced wageena) so this could actually be plausible. It's probably a vision when Rey and Kylo are fighting and they see them together as an evil couple, and Rey rejects it, but as the leaks reveal the movie ends with Rey and Kylo together as good guys.

it looks like part of some lighting equipment. old lightsabers were also made of old lighting equipment
george:1
disney:0

I don't know why anyone assumes Kylo wouldn't be the one to reject it, he loves that feral sandrat more than she loves herself. It would also continue the trend of Kylo knowing more about Rey than she knows about herself and him guiding/teaching her.

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it stays erect as long as she grips it hard

i love how he just drops his arms and stands there and looks at the person slowly helicoptering away as if he has given up on the franchise or life or in complete disbelief over how stupid this is

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maybe she can swing it around and use the transition as an attack like jackie chan shit or something

I love how this was just a joke and Reylos are taking it so seriously, they are actually cringeworthy a lot of the time.

I'm not even saying they are wrong, but "omg benis and bagina sabers" is not a revolutionary meme/joke/idea. It's when they start writing their cringy wannabe "literary essays" and acting like you have to be 200IQ to realize it when they cross the line into full autism territory.

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maul held his and spun it a lot remember rey's main weapon is a metal stick this will allow her to fight with it in more of a bow staff style

also they stole my fucking joke and I will never forgive them.

I SEE YOU GWENDY I KNOW YOU IGNORED MY user ASK YOU WHORE

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I get the feeling this would look terrible in a movie, but left to the imagination this looks incredible.

Cope harder, shill.

anyway I deleted my reply to this, but just know that I see your asses. YOU ARE WELCOME

If they really wanted to pathetically pander to prequels nostalgia, they should have unveiled it and dark rey in the same way that Maul is introduced in the palace. The room is dark, she ignites one side of the saber revealing the red color, then the other side to appeal to Maul nostalgia. Unfortunately zoomer lucasfilm production crew lacks the artistic talent to pull even that off.

anal-vaginal

Absolute soiii

Literally wrong. Both staves are fixed and not folded and this new lightsaber functions the same as Mauls in terms of being a double ended sword. If you wanted to match her staff give her a lightsaber staff or a lightsaber pike.

Fucking kek

Just like my cock.

I swear to fuck, this trilogy should've been just Rey the Luke 2.0 and Finn the Kyle Katarn 2.0 Figthing Kylo The Desann 2.0 teaming up with Thrawn 2.0

It would be unoriginal as fuck but at least It would be watchable

Lite-saber nunchucks cool!

I honestly wish the movie went this level of ridiculous because it would at least be somewhat entertaining

What is the point? A libersaber is so ridiculously powerful

Why does Rey look like a CGI doll in this shot

To try and sell new toys

aahhhhhhhhhhh

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Makes me want to draw Rey as a thicc cyborg with solar panels

>guys we need more merchandise sales
>what else could we sell?
>how about light sabre design #47?

DAISY IS CUTE

But a javelin is a legitimate weapon. The paper clip is just retarded.
I secretly like the design though. The flippy down bullshit is dumb but it's like the Soul Edge blade. Pointless but looks cool, not that a "pointless but looks cool" design has any place in Star Wars though.

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its literally this
what the fuck is wrong with disney

>>Hey, know what's cooler than a folding lightsaber with two blades?
>>just turning the bottom blade off until you need it

this. maul's design was same end weapon, but less complicated, less points of failure.

and this pic: is wrong.

if kylo's blade went between rey's two blades, it could end up going all the way to the bottom and slicing either handle of rey's blade, which would likely explode, where as her blade would end cutting into the slight metal crossguards of his laser crossguards, which would likely make his lightsaber explode. either way, those two stupid weird blade designs against each other + both
characters wearing big oversided bulky hoods and capes gonna = horrible choreographed one on one scene that wont be able to "hide" how bad it was behind having many moving bodies(TLJ throne room scene)

5 bucks JJ has this phone bro

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it looks retarded, why have it have that action? would make more sense for a double bladed light saber that can split apart so you can start duel wielding mid fight