Deet thread! No hmmMMMmmposters allowed!

tug my meat and lemme skeet on deet's feet while yelling yeet
aint that sweet

NO, MISUNDERSTANDING
PLEASE MAKE PEACE
HMMMMMMMMM?

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Reminder that she has never, ever washed herself in all her trine alive

>No ID? No party.

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This. Nasty little swampy hobgoblins want to kill all the based bird people.

Deet is impossibly cute, I was in love ever since I saw the first trailer with her.

So? Bathing is a meme to sell soap products. The hooman microbiota is evolved to thrive in non-sterile environments.

I think I'm on team Skeksis

this will forever be the only time a prequel has been better in every way compared to the original source material.

lewd

deet is pure

She's not gonna die, right bros? :(
She'll just go into hiding?

Brainlet detected
I can't blame you though, this show is still fucking fantastic.

im an elite neet on the street and im finna skeet on deet's feet while yelling yeet
now aint that sweet

this show is kind of hardcore for being a bunch of puppets? liking it so far

Consider this: everyone she runs into thinks her tribe doesn't exist anymore (presumable bc they live underground) so there's no reason to think she didn't go back to the caves after the garthim war.

It’s the eyes. She doesn’t fall into the uncanny valley because she looks enough like a different being.

don't get me wrong, the original movie is an amazing technical achievement, especially for the 80's, and I love the aesthetic. But the story is extremely bland and simple, the characters have no real personality and I found myself enjoying the Skeksis far more because they were actually interesting. With this new show, they have 10 fucking hours to make the Gelfling plots and characters worth a damn, so I actually care about the fate of the protagonists. I feel like Jim Henson and Co. could've done better if they had had more time/money, or the opportunity to make what is effectively a 10 hour film.

But the skeks 100% know it still exists, unless they assume it's uninhabitable now because of the darkening.

Deet could come back in some kind of after-movie season 3 as some hyper sith lord looking character who defends her people via absorbing nearby darkness

So the /sotm/ shiposters have moved on to this?

The what?

"My bad"

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I should clarify that when I say the characters have no personality in the original, i'm only referring to the two main gelfling protags. Everyone is memorable.

the fuck is sotm?

like sotm and gmmrah?

Is Deet that beautiful Oreo from game of thrones that was Emilia Clark’s side kick? Because she sounded exactly like Emilia the whole movie. Did these bitches just practice sounding alike for 8 years on got?

Yes, and she did an amazing job. All the voice actors did

Do you think the Chamberlain would’ve actually helped Jen and Kira if they’d agreed to it or was it always a master bait to capture them

i'm pretty certain his plan was to capture them himself to either get back into the good graces of the other Skeksis, or to use them to fuck the others over in any way for revenge.

What the fuck do you really think the answer to that is?

He acts solely in his own personal interests. He doesn't necessarily need to hurt anyone to gain power but it's all the same to him.

This

He's the only chaotic evil in a room full of lawful evil

aka he based

Didnt know why I was so attracted to Brea's voice until I saw who the actress was

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you're not wrong but you should still use non scented non meme soap so you're not offensive to everyone in your vicinity

literally got a gelfling voice actor, 10/10 show. Would impregnate and marry

SCIENTIST GET BACK IN THE FUCKING LAB UNTIL MACHINE WORK

>implying Jen is a filthy halfbreed

why they made poor Kira go through all that?

WHY DOESN'T SCIENTIST GET TO SIT ST THE TABLE

HE WORKS THE HARDEST OF ALL OF THEM

t. fucking lazy skekTek

drama

why is there no good gelfling porn? Do I really need to go find a good porn artist and commission this shit? I want to see Deet make sweet love

Did anyone else thought Podlings look suspiciously polish?

Nathalie's voice is higher register than Emilia's, which works for this character since she makes Deet sound innocent and childlike.

hmnMMMhhmmm

REMINDER THAT HUP GETS TO CUM INSIDE DEET EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

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I thought they were supposed to be irish. Also, Skeksis are Jews and Jim Henson was based and redpilled.

There is middle ground between being absolutely fucking disgusting and trying hard to sterilize your own skin.

Deet thread, you say?
HHHHHHHHMMMMMmmm?

I'm obsessed with a world about puppets

CHAMBERLAAAAIN!
LAY DOWN THAT SHITPOST!

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shit fucked me up as a child, had too many feels while watching, wasn't prepared for it

>it's an alien world but the thing you can relate most to got Holocausted!

Yeah, kind of strange subject matter for a kids movie

hmm?

based skeksi mods

Is this worth pirating? I like the movie.

Yes

damn she's cute. what's the film?

New Dark Crystal series on Netflix

It's the Dark Crystal Netflix series. But it's made by the Henson company, not Netflix, so there's no weird lefty shit. Give it a shot.

The film and the show is on Netflix. I;ll check it out. THanks.

>thought this was a movie
>10 episode show
I was looking forward to this but I'm not in the mood to watch a show right now.

Just watch it one episode at a time then, I know Netflix and other streaming services like to encourage binging but there's no need for you to do so.

Expect a vastly different experience from the movie

I am Rygel the XVI, Dominar to over 600 billion subjects, and I think the Skeksis are benevolent rulers of an otherwise uncivilized backwater. Fuck podlings, fuck gelflings, and fuck blue bitches.

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how old is this qt?

>imagine the crossover
>deet and chiana makeout scene
>my dick

Hup is the ultimate cuck. Raises deets baby.

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>When the Chamberlain drank the remainder of Mira's essence
Brutal.

Literally the most cold blooded thing you could do to someone

The scene with SkekTek making the Garthim was surprisingly brutal, and the scene where the Skeksis swarmed the princess and ripped her clothes apart.

I think we all know who the Sheklis represent.

What’s his fucking problem?

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General and Scientist

The whole world oppresses him for no reason whatsoever.

look at the cheeks, it's his child confirmed.

Whys archer got a swastika on his face?

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I kept falling asleep this weekend trying to watch it. It was so boring. Voice acting sounds subpar.

>Voice acting sounds subpar.

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He was too much of a friend to the Gelflings

Who Hup/Deet here?

I feel like digital makes things feel less real.
Like the puppetry doesn't feel as in-depth either and its taking me out of the experience.
I've just watched the first episode though.

Why does skekSil look (and sound) like King Diamond?

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why is he so based bros?

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>the scene where the Skeksis swarmed the princess and ripped her clothes apart.

Honestly the scene with the Emperor saying "NO" repeatedly and mindbreaking her while the rest of skeksis mocked her was more brutal in my opinion.

Just finished that episode. Just watching them abandon all pretext at all was terrifying. Especially when they laughingly call her out for selling out her own then still decide to drain her.

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shut your mouth, talk like this is what won't get us a second season even if it's absolutely positively true

Has anyone made/found lewds of Deet yet? I haven't been able to find anything yet.

t. Cumbrain

Nope, I already looked earlier today.

e621 has zero porn related to the new series, I haven't really looked anywhere else

>inb4 there is porn but it's massively off-model with girl gelfs having hips a zip code wide and DDDD tits

I will find and kill anyone who lewds Deet

Already lewded her in my imagination for about an hour this morning, does that count?

I'm not going to lewd her, i'm just going to jack off to the lewds when someone else does.

imagene de sniffz
imagene de smellz

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I imagine she smells very earthy, with a hint of sweet and salty sweat

Like shallots and anise, with a hint of nutmeg

(((Them)))

lmao you're deaf idiot.

I get that this is fantasy, but if they have all these different creatures, why did they add Filipinos in just to be servants to the Gelflings? Why not just make another fantasy race?

>no weird lefty shit

Did you miss Deet having 2 dads? Not that there's anything wrong with "weird lefty shit" unless it gets in your face.

>Not that there's anything wrong with "weird lefty shit"
Kill yourself degenerate.

You first hateful scum. You are evil.

Imagine watching a show literally about learning to accept those who are different, liking it, then posting something like this.

HUP
WANT
DIE

>supports degeneracy like sodomy
>I'm somehow the scum
>dude gay people are just a little different
>dude trans people are just a little different
>dude pedophiles are a little different
>dude murderers are just a little different

COULD YOU MOVE ANY SLOWER?

REFUGEES WELCOME!

I mean, three foot tall ladies are kinda obvious shortstack bait

I've always thought Sandberg was a meme but fucking hell he knocked it out of the park here

No I didn't notice, and that's why its fine

Ive started saying "Ill drink your essence" before I go down on my boyfriend haha

skeksis would be the last thing I want on my mind when I'm trying to cum

Yea Forums has some taste I see

AHEM

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>with the spoon

How can you not afford Netflix?

That was literally the funniest part.

yikes. What is wrong with someone like you? How do you ruin a Dark Crystal thread? Did you think Jim Henson was some /pol/toid stormnigger or something?

>Henson is honored both as himself and as Kermit the Frog on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Only three other people have received this honor: Walt Disney as both himself and Mickey Mouse; Mel Blanc as both himself and Bugs Bunny; and Mike Myers as both himself and Shrek. Henson was posthumously inducted into the Walk of Fame in 1991.

Shrek seems so out of place wtf.

I'm just honestly glad this is getting more people into Henson's absolute fucking kino dark fantasy lore. Hopefully these threads will get comfy.

He's so cute, I want to cuddle with him.

WATCH IT GELFLING

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now can you put him in a tuxedo with a martini?

Given the fact that the dialogue in the original is an afterthought and they intially wanted to use a conlang, I'd say it was Arthouse already. The problem with having the dialogue in English (or the language of your choice) is that the characters are often saying completely redundant things, describing the actions that they are just now performing. The series fixes this by being structured around "real" dialogue from the word go.

I've just watched the first episode. Dialogue is a bit clunky at times, but damn it packs atmosphere and the set design is fantastic. If you loved the movie, I'd recommend checking the first episode at least. You'll know soon enough if you want to see the rest.

we said
>weird lefty shit
Having two dads when nobody knows how is Gelflingbabby formed is simply
>weird
Which is par for the course for The Dark Crystal.

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He cute

hmmMMMmm

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