Is he a virgin? This is important

Is he a virgin? This is important.

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He banged his niece in one of the timelines

he was after the cunny only

I think Loomis fucked him

Make way for the true incel villain

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just so we're clear
>Chucky
7 inches
>Michael Myers
7 inches
>Jason
4 inches
>Freddy
4.5 inches

The old man who took care of Michael Myers' comatose body for a whole year between Halloween 4 and Halloween 5 in a driftwood shack by the river raped him every single day.

>Freddy
>Dicklet
You just know he dreams himself a monster dick

literally an incel

i think Michael Myers would have the biggest dick from all the killers, but he doesnt know where to put it, so it drives him crazy and he starts killing stacies for not wanting to fuck him

Jason had sex.

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You would be too if your only option was JLC

pretty sure he was sexually abused
jason was an incel though

Micheal was tall and his face wasn’t that fucked up when his mask came off. He could definitely get laid if he wanted to unlike Jason, though I don’t think sex interests him

NO NO NO STOP STOP HE"S PURE STOP

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>jason was an incel though
Nope had sex. Watch part 3.

I'm 6'3, what slasher series should I start watching?

Child's Play

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Puppet Master

Leprechaun

Critters

If he is then it's because it's his choice. So just respect that. If he wanted it, he could get it.

Can we all agree Resurrection had best mask?

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yeah but that was his first time, and it was motivated by his sexual frustration, and as many incels discover after paying for the services of a whore, simply ejaculating inside another living human will not alleviate the crushing sadness and feelings of personal worthlessness they're suffering from.

>implying his mother never "rewarded" him
>Good Jason. Such a good boy. Mommy is pleased..

In the first Halloween he'd been locked up in a psych ward from age 6 to 26 before he escapes. He's definitely a virgin.

Literally the only good thing about the film

not a slasher at all.

Maybe he stabbed his sister for diddling him.

>Best Myers
>Best Slasher
>Best mask
What went so right?

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And this is his niece... lucky bastard

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Danielle Harris was CUTE! CUTE!

Dolly Dearest

You lie. youtube.com/watch?v=agt3Dc1xPYM

i wish she'd slash me

Didnt he rape his niece?

Any movie where the slasher actually is the little girl?

You best not be insulting the original gamer girl

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The new Pet Sematary

Alice, Sweet Alice pissed me off because it wasn't her.