DISNEY AND STAR WARS IS OVER

What the fuck is Werner Herzog doing here?

>Being released weekly

I look forward to seeing if this is good sometime next year.

Herzog?

Cool, so he’ll be white now? Like we all knew he was when we were kids?

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Cool, it even shows syrian refugees

It honestly looks better than any of the movies. Still not paying for mouse+ though.

Being based as fuck.

When? Cuz if you think the sarlac killes him youd be wrong

At D23 they showed this trailer except that it had Werner Herzog making a cringy voice over during the whole trailer.

Why are shills so bad at promoting now?

they’re doing a good job given all the free advertisement on Yea Forums

George, I just want you to know I'm so sorry. I memed with everyone, but you were right.

You had the high ground all along. I did try.

u guys keep making these threads but they keep making billions and billions of dollars

>money is all that matters
ok, Mosche

Lol that's the back of Bill Burrs head 41 sec in

1. That is not Boba Fett. Boba Fett is Dead. I repeat, Boba Fett is D-E-A-D. Disney made this very clear in their new continuity as they have taken his armor and given it to several people.

2. This is not a movie. This is a show for a streaming show. And all the stuff you saw in the trailer was probably the best stuff. Expect a much lower budget when it gets actually released.

That' the guy who dies like a shit at the beginning of ep6 ?
Why make a tv show about him?

That looks like total shit.
On an unrelated note, thank you youtube algorithms for making me remember this.
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the music sucks so fucking bad in that

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its a measure of success. go be communist on reddit.

Because they know they have no choice but to be obvious.
Nobody will ever believe that someone is genuinely interested in it, so they have to try the brute force method and hope it sticks

it's pretty difficult to promote a pile of shit

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Test

meh

this should've been made 10 years ago

Boba canonically survives the Sarlacc Pit, but this isn't Boba

Well fuck disney cuz theres books about boba fett and he gets saved by another bounty hunter

wtf he has a staf infection on his face. lol

ITS A BEAUTY MARK, FOR THE LAST TIME

They reworked their failed Boba Fett movie into a straight to Disney+ streaming show after they realized a movie was unworkable. Same as the Obi Wan series. Star Wars is on life support.

>Drops Boba fett fanbait trailer

I'll just watch it after it gets pirated.

Your move, Kathleen Kennedy

>Solo Flopped
>Galaxy's Edge is empty
>Boba Fett and Obi movies reworked into tv shows
>Damage control before Ep9 even comes out

These movies aren't making billions anymore, Solo lost money, a total bomb, TLJ made $700 millions ess than TFA, IX isn't looking good and they cancelled all movies to focus on TV stuff with lower budget.

>imagine believing this

cultural relevance is also a measure of success - arguably more important - and these "films" have none

Jesus Christ. They put IG-88 in it. What more do you nerds want?!?

Fett is still alive as of The Force Awakens

I'm getting Disney+ because of that.

it's IG-11, no joke

Star Wars has been on life support before. People will still release books, comics, and vidya (please god, let there come a good vidya). Maybe by the end of it, we will actually get something worth watching.

IG-88, you say? Great.

IG-11 as voiced by quippy meme rock man

lol good effort, 2¢ has been deposited in your Disney account.

Would have been a whole nickel, but you were too on-the-nose. Keep on the good work, and try to be more subtle.

Cringe and shillpilled

After they watched Solo bomb and realized the fans weren't going to put up with their crap. Now they're making Obi-wan too because everyone wants to watch uncle Ben drink Bantha milk and play football with young Luke.

RIP that cat.

I can't wait

Whatever. guys. The Mandalorian looks good and I want to watch it before it's spoiled to shit by you assholes who will watch it anyway and you know it.

>you assholes who will watch it anyway and you know it.
The diffrence is that we will watch it for free and only for shitposting purpose.

Did... did the tranny fuck the cat to death?

>the tranny
>Not knowing who chris-chan is
come on now

>only for shitposting purposes
And how do those ironic viewers show up on Disney's tracking figures
Just the same friend, just the same

star was is just western animeshit, it's so fucking cringe grow up you faggots

THIS! SO MUCH THIS!

The autistic sonic retard. Did he cut his dick off?

>The diffrence is that we will watch it for free
You still have the electricity and Internet bill.

No. He did drunkenly slash open his taint a few years ago but it's since healed up.

>THE MANDALORIAN IS THE MOST PIRATED SHOW EVER
>Retards get Disney+ just to see what the fuss is about
Literally the exact way GoT hooked the normies.

fucking gross

>You still have the electricity and Internet bill.
And none of that money goes to Disney

That you know of. Disney Basic Needs+ is coming out next month.

All money goes to the mouse. You just don't fucking realize it yet.

*doesn't click*
Checkmate?

You mean the canon disney killed along with the rest of the EU?

I'll try D+ on autumn of 2021. That way I can bingewatch the series.

>good irrelevant movies for the money
>shit main story movies for the brainwashing
Best of both worlds. Gg disney.

Wait, fucking Bill Burr is in this? Why?

It's not Boba Fett or even Jango Fett, it's literally going to be a woman.

That's Fetta Bob

Let's play a game tv. Is this poster a shill or a redditor? I say shill.

Pedro Pascal is the Mandalorian though.

i'm sure he will be dead by the first episode

Some one saying 'Sorry' to George? A thread that pops up on Yea Forums at least once a day?

Someone needs to go back, and it is not the guy you quoted.

Based

Fetta Chini.

You know what. Maybe you are right. Maybe they advertised an entire show around Pedro Pascal just to bait and switch you at the end of the first episode, and say 'You watchin' a show about strang wamen now whit boi'. Is it not tiring to live your life like that though? Always feeling like you are going to be replaced? Would it not be better to just wait and see, and then throw a bitch fit about wamen if there are actually wamen in it?

The Mandalorian? Idris Elba.

fuck disney, boycot the dizness

>it's IG-11, no joke
Yeah, instead of Boba Fett and IG-88, we have their non-union equivalents, Fetty Wap and IG-11.
But it's basically the same thing.

Looks good. I'll pirate it for sure.

These

>pretending it looks bad for the sake of your shitty narrative that all star wars post-disney is awful 100 percent of the time

Never change, Yea Forums. Sometimes I genuinely wonder how many of you are being paid off, or if you genuinely do it for free

cute

It looks good, it sounds good, but its anything but damage control and a pretty sad one at that.

Disney refuses to use established characters like Boba Fett and IG-88 because they don't want to pay Lucas who still has property rites over these characters, not only that, they refuse to use alien species from the two previous trilogies. The result of Disney's greed is this strange bootleg feel that disneywars has.

>Disney refuses to use established characters like Boba Fett and IG-88 because they don't want to pay Lucas who still has property rites over these characters
That's stupid and anybody else parrots this nonsense doesn't know how intellectual property works.
They just fucking announced an obi wan show

Did they shill, or is it Obi-Tew? Look harder and open your eyes if they are not too covered in mouse cum!

And yet Disney has to keep lying about their books.

Yep, and absolutely no one gives a shit.

> mandalorian
they really, really should have found a better name

The Womandalorian perhaps?

Nah dude you dont understand capitalism. If disney dropped 50% revenue the government would step in and give them money to keep doing propaganda.

You obviously haven't tried EA's new exclusive Platinum Edition Shit: The Rope Piling exclusive downloadable content! It's just like a pile of shit, but it's only available through a pre-order bundle alongside EA's Remastered Shit: Unflushed, and EA's Shit: Runny with the Devil.

>these are not them, you've captured their stunt doubles!

$4 billion invested in buying the IP hasn't even been remade yet, and the cost of all of these tag a long IP's isn't working in Disney's favor when they are all at a loss and the mouse isn't making the toy sales that Start Wars was even ten years ago. Then we get into the shit show that is the Galaxy's Edge attendance.

What? Those are not mutually exclusive

Ignore this post I completely misread what you were trying to say

My girlfriend, who loves everything Star Wars, from the prequels to the OT to Rey to Solo, said the trailer was shit. She can forgive Last Jedi sucking. But the trailer is too dark and gritty for Star Wars. I consider her a proper representative of this series and must therefore conclude that your faggy spaceman tv show is doomed for failure.

Like I give a shit what some Tranny's opinion of anything is you massive fucking faggot.

I've got a dick hanging between my legs and my girlfriend was born with her sweet, tight pussy. If it weren't for the fact that she likes the faggot fucking shit known as Star Wars, she'd be perfect. Remember to sign up for Disney+ and bingewatch this gritty spaceman tv show for 30 year old fucking virgins like yourself, faggot.

>Too dark and gritty
That's exactly what star wars needs, the new trilogy is wayyyy too feel good quippy bullshit, needs more heavy stuff. Not DC edgelord dark but definitely Kotor dark

Directed by Dave Filoni, and written by Favreau.

>I've got a girlfriend. She has a pussy! I have to tell people on this mongolian hairdressing board i have had sex!
Want to know how I know you are a virgin?

I think the best part is most of Yea Forums will subscribe to disney+ instead of just easily getting it for free.

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DisneyDDOS+ forever