Leave Chapelle to me

Let's be real, a girl is in her prime as soon as she's finished puberty, that statment's unequivocal right?

bugs.......

>Nannette: 100% fresh
>Chapelle : 0% fresh

*awkward black man clapping*

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I'MRU CHINREEEEEEEESE

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>Leave the Krusty Krab to me

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NEHVAH EVAH EVAH IN HER PROIME

Fuck that dyke rape lecturer.

what is this kind of body called?

fat

the bulldozer

the unit

WHO SAID THAT? WHICH ONE OF YALL DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS JUST SAID THAT SHIT

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Someone explain this meme

Is this a shop?

LMAO

watch 'Nanette' it's on Netfilx

The rotting pear.

The Tazmanian Devil

The Can't Wipe

The Comedian

i'm not going to sit through all of it. where's the specific part this relates to?

>encouraging someone to give this more views
stop

you can buy a Yea Forums pass here but I'm not sure that they sell anything else. I guess that qualifies it as some kind of shop.

Unironically not sure if this is a serious reply

Kek

Is she funny though? Post YT links.

GENTLEMEN

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NOOOO MISTA CHAPPELLU, DAS WACIAL STEROTYPU

>what is this kind of body called?

The Trump.

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C L A S S I Q U E

It's the standard lesbian bulldozer phenotype (the bulldyker)

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Imagine the smell

>Imagine the smell

I refuse.

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The Buoyancy

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Don't watch it, it's about a fat dyke "comedian" who does a one-woman show about how tough it is to be a bulldyke, how she got "raped," how she's in her prime verses someone who's actually sexually desirable, and getting decked for hitting on a dudes girlfriend and acting like an ass when asked to stop. Oh and during one of her shows, which was billed as a comedy act, some dude dared ask where the jokes were while she told everyone how she was raped.

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The Prime Rib

Based and shop pilled

fun fact: 110% of lesbians were raped

The gravy bag

Yeah, it's weird how every unfuckable garbage bag built like a brick shithouse of lard has been raped, apparently multiple times.

the nanever excercise

The Weeble

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ITS A FOOKIN BULLDOWZARRR

Why is this bitch always in a suit I'm trying to see what her ass looks like

Google is cancelled

Imagine being that fat

She never actually gets mad at laughing

thicc

The one for black widow please

Is RT racist?

>it's real

what the fuck ?

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ow wow

you racist motherfucker, dad.

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The best comedy is controversial

>finished

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his wife is thai, you racist

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you faggot. you know this too well.

DADS GOOGLE HISTORY

>Gentlemen

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money doesnt fix dork
he had to go buy an asian hooker to breed with like all the other incels

oh you dirty dog!

based shop customer

I'm a bisexual and I was thoroughly surprised how well he explained what the LGBT movement is like.

no i dont want to fuck you
jfc
stop being all rapey

user pls

When middle-aged wealthy polical sociopaths present themselves as the pinnacles of beauty, fertility, compassion, and kindness, all that's left is for the girls, for the children to do, is die.

I can't imagine a biological male typing this out

Some women can be born males biologically, and by that I mean they are still cis women but they are born males hormonally

well you sir are a genius because a man of any sort didnt type it

Did she ever actually say this?

best post i read today

london?

Open bob and vagene

>Monster vs Aliens sequel?

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>*a hushed silence falls on the worried crowd*

>Chapelle walks in to this
youtube.com/watch?v=9XiDG9acqRk

no. I watched her whole fucking show to check it.

Kek

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trump looks terrible here

so nannette is good comedy to you, right?

holy shit she really does look like him

He's pushing 80. What's this bitches excuse

maybe stop being racists and sexists?

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Colbert? Is that you?

>He's pushing 80
So what? She's a fat slob, and so is he.

uncanny.

Every 80 year old man is a scrawny twig or tub.

Who is this bloke? Not seen him before.

Hannah Gadsby is hilarious if you read her jokes in Gilbert Gottfrieds voice:
THERE I WAS FACE DOWN IN THE MUD GETTING RAPED IN MY ASS
i ACCEPTED THAT DICK IN MY ASS BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL I WAS WORTH

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She has a “comedy special” on Netflix except instead of telling jokes or being funny she just whines about being a gay tranny or something.

All these old butch dykes would be trans if they were of the current generation. Just Imagine a trans Ellen.

>the forbidden question

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There's literally nothing wrong with fucking Asian hookers

My great grandpa was hunting deer when he was 80. My grandpa is built like a troll with an iron grip and he's in good shape as well. Stop being an timelet.

kek

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sure if its the best you can do
if ur black it might even bump up the iq of your genetic line. probably not with a thai muslim though

Sounds cute.

WHERES THE BLOODY GOOGLE HISTORY VAGINA

>Oi waz veery biddly raped
>WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES?
Anyone have the parody of Poe's The Raven featuring this bitch? Fucking hilarious.

OY AM IN MOY PROYME

We need a photoshop of Chapelle standing in the background of BRADU beating down not Bruce Lee.

kek

The Globe

Who is this strapping young lad?

Is that the hero of kvatch?

I WAS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPED

the big onk

childbearing hips

How about Zero-Penor-In-Her-Snatch

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>Netflix Presents Hannah Gadsby: Nanette 2
Anyone see Dave Chappelles new problematic comedy special 'Sticks & Stones'?
>audience is wide eyed and silent
>camera zooms in on a woman looking shocked and covering her mouth
'Sticks & Stones huh? Well Mr. Chappelle sticks & stones may break my bones but toxic masculinity will always hurt me!
>audience applauds
>100% on rotten tomatoes
And that is how you do it.

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We need an audiobook

>AN ASIAN WOMAN IS NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER IN HER PRIME!! I'M IN MY PRIME!!!

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I watched this shit.

It started off surprisingly ok. Like I didn't immediately dismiss it. The first five minutes she does some lesbo jokes and they're not awful.

Then she does about 10 or 20 mins of coming out story nonsense with stuff and basically admits her mother is funnier than she is.

Shes still joking at this point but none of them are even worth a chuckle. And I was going in with an open mind. She said that she no longer wants to do self deprecating humour.

The rest of the show she talks about how van gogh took his meds and that she hates being lectured by dudes who say taking meds is bad for art. Like she is an artist now? She talks about picasso and how he was mentally I'll but his mental illness isnt talked about... because the name of that illness... is misogyny. She cries how picasso liked 16 year olds and how as a 16 year old herself, she felt bad that she was already in her prime.

At this point she isnt even remotely trying to make jokes.

She finishes by saying all white males in the audience are evil or some shit. Then she literally cries about how she got raped and gets really angry. Apparently we white men are too privileged to sympathize with homosexuality and rape. She doesn't end her "stand up comedy" with a joke.

Overall 10/10. Really made me angry. And also made me realise I was in the right about LGBT gayness.

user u are awesome truely thank your for that.

TURN ON THE LIGHTS

chonk

>Well Mr. Chappelle sticks & stones may break my bones but toxic masculinity will always hurt me!
She would never say that. It's too close to an actual joke. She'd probably just say list suicide statistics for an hour (omitting that it's white men who need the most help).

A little bit of spice,
Lots of sugar
and all things nice
OH NO
GENERATION X FELL IN

*90s techno trance drun*
POWERCUNT GURLS
POWERCUNT

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Note: profits do not pay the jani, who does his job for free

WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN?!

Your great grandpa was hiding up in a treehouse, waiting to ambush a buck coming to sniff his gash bait when he was 80

no he's not, any of the 110 lb teens on this board would kick his ass

Appreciate your review. I am going to have to watch this shitshow of post modern globo homo garbage now

Confused then kekd

I don't give a single fuck. That shit was funny.

There is absolutely no way in hell that's an actual woman.

Amazing post

.

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>white men are evil because of rape
>refugees welcome
I have two wishes: for these fucking women to live in the "diverse" and "vibrant" society for which they ask, and for me to live in a different society, far, far away from them.

I'm in awe at the width of this lad

Kek. No way.

HEY!

HEY!

HEY!

WHAT

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO WATCH THE SHOW

never seen this guy before who is he?

wasn't she quitting standup after nanette?

he was like a talking head political guy on MSNBC, before that you might recognize him as the star of the Harry Potter films

Dr Eggman

Why the fuck is the audience score not available?

The flounder

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Imagine the smell

ALL FEMINISTS ARE CHILD ABUSERS

The "Jay Sherman"

he took the shop pill

The elephant in the room

The decline of western civilisation

Don't laugh. Comedy isn't about laughing!

COMEDY IS ABOUT BEING A HUGE CUNT

Was your great grandpa president of the united states?

The Egg Man

The SS + GOMAD

Thai people are like the niggers of asians.

youtube.com/watch?v=GOHNUYQxIUc

I thought that was supposed to be Filipinos. I don't have any thai friends, but I have Filipino friends and they're pretty cool.

I was at a counselling center and I saw a sign over a door that said "rape victims", so I went in and I did.

Shop til you drop

They are the niggers of Asians, and that's exactly why they're so cool. Their not wrapped up in asian superiority.

Pinoys are the Mexicans of asia.

imagine a site being this soi

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Leave Hannah Gadsby to me.

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Shop in the name of love

[A hushed silence falls over the crowd]

she big

Normies think just because you're standing on a stage with nothing comedy = public speaking which it isn't.

>UM BUT BY DEFINITION IT IS?!?!?!?

You guys think that bitch running up to Dave and crying story is based on her?

That sounds like an actual Gilbert Gottfried joke.

He would destroy her.

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que cara de puto

The Boyega

Correct, Flips are more like spics than they are like other Asians. They make some pretty decent guns for the money too.

nice

t h i c c

only time he's ever been funny gj

Some guy in Australia heckled her and laughed at the bits where she's being fake sincere

shariah NOW

>DAD ZGEWGAL HISSTARAY

Show tits or GTFO

WHO THE FUCK LAUGHED

They pick their (((critics))) to impose judgment on the plebeians that look toward (((media))) for validation. Towards people like yourself. I never wanted to know what some aggregator thought about a movie I saw. But you sure want us to know it, huh.

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user, your gay is showing.

for me it's colin quinn

but red state blue state was kinda lame

BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

Kill it with fire.

>can't make the white incel cope thread
>just posts that shit in an unrelated thread
WHITE INCEL COPE IS UNSTOPPABLE LMAO

She's built like a bowling pin

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I knew only a cow would write that statement.

One Spinal Cracker or
Feet Below the Knees

Are the people replying to this not aware this joke has been a staple of these threads for ages?

Sharting's an American tradition, this shouldn't be embarrassing at all.

all dat backpedaling
i hear patriots need a cornerback

Firstly, Chappelle s wife is Filipino retards. Secondlt Thais are more like the Brazilians of Asia. Filipinos are obviously the blacks of asia

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Lmao

me likey dat pic.

mexicants

Except I said that filipinos are the blacks of asia, you dumb dumb.

JOSH

youtube.com/watch?v=jhJDAI7XaAA

>that fucking pose he does
10/10

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made me smile, user

Just saw Sticks and Stones, it was really funny.

I'm watching this for the first time right now and I'm reeling at this 3 seconds right after the 36 year old pussy bit
look at some of the women there very clearly seething. it's palpable
they probably thought there was no way they could be shot down THAT hard. fucking incredible.

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You are a faggot racist chip on shoulder bitch, Dave. But you're still funny sometimes, and this is one of those times.

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can't wait to see how they doctor the audience score, which will be in the 90's

TF2pilled

Stunnimg and brave comment

The Cansellor Sow

What's its pronouns, bros?

the Grimace

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Doesn't fit with the narrative and reveals how the corrupt "professional" reviewers opinions were bought because the discrepancy between the scores is too big.

>WOMYN ARE ATTRACTIVE AT ALL AGES

>YOURE AGEIST SCUM

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>BLOODY/BLEEDER

based spyposter

insanely based post

cunpilled

Netflix is ruining comedy with these substandard “comediennes”

Bwahahahhaha

It’s as if she stole an actual Gilbert joke. Thank you for this, user.

prime

Underrated.

>WHO LAUGHED?

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the Its Pat

Leave Chipotle to me

r/aznidentity must be seething

your grandpa didn't make billions of dollars and run the most important country in the solar system, that takes more of a toll than being moonshined up and firing guns

Women can't take a joke.

What in the fuck did you just say?

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This is the “my favorite comedian just betrayed me but I don’t want to reveal my anger” face

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>finished

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Truly a tolkienesque post. Remarkable.

Neither the dick

comedy gold

Yes me too user, that bit had me dying. Scanning for the butthurt women was a plus.

B&R

I wasnt gunna check it out because I doubt it could live up to the chapelle show days but now I'm gunna just because of this

>ayooo bix food

best part of the show for me holy fuck

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I just looked up some reviews and I find it hilarious how angry people get over this shit. I mean jesus christ. Oh and the authors of the opinion pieces bashing him all look exactly how you would imagine.

more like hippo-bearing hips

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this isn't even that funny but I still crack the fuck up

me on the far right chowing down

Lol look at those two bitches in the front row

kek

First Bruce Lee now this. Fuck your Yea Forums, I can’t take this anymore.

I am gonna watch this now.

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Laughed my ass off to this

>Girl *haha oh you joker!!*
>Guy *its true... damn*

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Ahahahaha, behold - the Mighty Black Nationalist.
Let me guess - he lives in Vermont or some other nearly 100% white place.

Bitch built like a LEGO™ block.

>I'm bisexual
In other words - heterosexual college junkie.

As an Australian who follows comedy pretty closely this bitch came out of no where. I really don't understand how it happened. Obscurity to Netflix..

This dude may as well be white because he's the nerdiest little chucklefuck ever. Fucking Steve Urkel had more street cred than this nog. This Nigga #cancelled.

absolutely based and redpilled

I knew it five minutes into her show. She is a perfect example of progressive comedian.
I knew that she will throw in some jokes, only to stop and try to guiltrip you and make you feel bad for ever laughing at those first jokes.
I started laughing during the later bits where she cried about muh soggy knees and muh rape (raped multiple times, right), because these fucking scumbags are so transparent.

Based Gilbertposter

>this bitch came out of no where
>I really don't understand how it happened
You already know why, user.

He's from Ohio and still lives in Ohio, numbuts. He even states he lives in the heart of Trump country in his 2017 special "The Age of Spin".

Rove boosted her career with $$$$

UNGA BUNGA THICCCCCCC

I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU SUNSHINE

You know why. Rethorical questions are made for TED Talks, dude.

your right that was funny

No one in the history of ever has even somewhat considered raping this dyke. Even if you have a dyke raping fetish (and I do), this bitch is not a rapeable dyke.

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The Aristocrats.

>YOU
>YES YOU
>STAND. STILL. LADDIE.

OK FATSO

Sucking dick for molly doesn't make you bisexual you flaming faggot.

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>I identify as...
BEING RAPED BY DAVE CHAPPELLE

It's not uncommon for comedians to share something about their personal lives on stage, it's usually where the humor comes from. But they should know how they're going to end the aside and return to the jokes. Nanette didn't do that, she got too emotional, too quick and sucked all the humor out of the room. And of course morons praise her for this because they celebrate victimhood. Now her dirty laundry is out and that's what people remember and expect. She's still being propped up but her career is basically dead at this point, like her uterus.

this is the most positive Yea Forums thread in years and it's probably all Chapelle shills
based if you ask me

Did google just assume gender?

Based as all hell. Goddamn

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He was a poofter

oi was roiped

Based.

who is this ? unironically

Oh no, it's THE PENGUIN!

Thicc for a female identifying as a male.

>Even if you have a dyke raping fetish (and I do)

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Wtf? based

The over ripe trashbag

>that pose
Fucking lost.

harambe

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ABSOLUTE

You guys ever seen him in interviews? He is gay as fuck. Honestly surprised he hasn’t come out yet considering how fashionable it is these days.

holy fuck he's old, and checked

I find it weird that she and everyone online says Picasso is a pedophile. The age of consent in France is 15 and it was even lower back then. You can call him a bad guy, sure but how is he a pedophile?

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Can someone explain the joke to me, please? I don't understand.

WHO LAUGHED
TURN ON THE FUCKING LIGHTS
WHO THE FUCK WAS IT

So the body of a 72 year old man?

No but she got mad when somebody asked where's the bloody jokes

Based

Fucking lmao

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THE ARISTOCRATS!

Based Steven Wright poster

u earned this

kek

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