What's your favorite Christmas movie? For me it's got to be either pic related or Lethal Weapon

It still takes place during the Christmas holidays, retard, and was even directed by Bob Clark who also directed 'A Christmas Story'.

>Yeah, Die Hard is a Christmas movie
>I guess

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This.... Die Hard is pretty cool though.

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Saying Die Hard is NOT a christmas movie is the subversive thing to say, though

>die hard being set at Christmas is more integral to the plot than in Home Alone
>die hard isn’t a Christmas movie

>It isn't an actual Christmas movie unless the plot revolves around Christmas itself and has Santa Claus and reindeer in it.

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its not more central to the plot because Kevins family was going on vacation in the first place for Christmas you dumb baboon

Eyes Wide Shut or Brazil.

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>go on vacation in the summer
>the plot is exactly the same
>go on vacation for thanksgiving
>the plot is exactly the same
>go on vacation because it’s a ducking Tuesday
>the plot is exactly the same

a movie that takes place on January 1st isn't about New Years Day

>annabelle’s wish

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Not him, but what significance does Christmas bear on Die Hard?

Where God Left His Shoes

Is this peak bimbo

but they went on vacation because for christmas , not any other reason, didnt they faggot therefore the events of the movie happened because of christmas. cope and seethe more and I reccomend having sex

Jurassic World, obviously.

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The Christmas party means there are still plenty of hostages to exploit, and because it's running through the night they're able to infiltrate and lockdown the building without raising the alarm.
Christmas is also the reason John McClane is in Los Angeles in the first place, since he made the journey to reconcile with his family at the time of year where family is supposed to come above all else. The fact almost nobody knew he was coming, including his own wife, meant that he became the variable in the whole operation. He was able to sneak around for so long because Gruber had no idea he was there, and more importantly it's only once the film is nearly over that he realised who he really is.

>a movie that takes place on January 1st isn't about New Years Day

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Yes, just forget the fact that it has 'Christmas' in the title and that Bob Clark acknowledges it as a Christmas movie.

Piss off, Die Hard is kino and one of the best Christmas movie
Gremlins is superior, though

none, the building could have been closed for the evening.

your mom can acknowledge my dick, that doesn't make it true. so what if christmas is in the title? it's about some girls who get killed, a lady who drinks, and a girl who wants an abortion. that's not christmassy

>opens with a Christmas song
>has a Christmas gift for his wife on Christmas eve
>gets a lift from a driver in the first five minutes and they talk about what they are doing for the holidays while listening to another Christmas song
>majority of the film takes place during a Christmas eve party
>Christmas decorations everyhwere
>several characters hum Christmas songs
>ho ho ho now I have a machine gun written on a jumper with a Santa hat on too
>tapes gun to his back using Christmas themed wrapping tape
>film closes with a Christmas song
That was off the top of my head. In short you are fucking retarded. Even saying "it's not REALLY a Christmas film". No it really is.

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Truly, the Christmas miracle

Fuck you nigger, I've been saying this for well over a decade

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>Hurrr durr the director of the material saying it's a Christmas movie doesn't make it so
>IF I say it isn't THAT makes it so
>your mom can acknowledge my dick
When you can't provide a proper rebuttal, resort to grade school quality mother jokes. Someone's mad. lulz
He was making an exploitation film setting it around the Christmas movie due to it being the most depressing time of the year with the highest suicide and crime rates. It's a Christmas movie. Seethe, dilate, have sex, get a clue. Deal with it!

this. It's always been a Christmas film, they show it at like 9 different theaters in my city every December and anyone is packed.

>Christmas
>the most depressing time of the year
Nigger wot

>no close friends
>no family
>completely alone
>happiest time of the year
Thanks m8

And the quarterback is down!

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How did John know Hans wasn't really a business man? Hans gave him the real name of another business man.

John just naturally paranoid?

Sort your fucking life out then faggot.

Jingle All the Way and The Santa Clause are certified Christmas kino

Die Hard
Gremlins
Black Christmas
White Christmas
Christmas in Connecticut
It’s a Wonderful Life
Home Alone
A Christmas Carol (multiple versions)
Scrooged
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
Grinch (animated)
Peanuts Christmas
Simpsons Christmas episodes

Totally forgot about The Santa Clause. Why didn't he shave his beard off in front of people so they could witness it magically grow back instantaneously?

>40 stories of sheer adventure
why adventure
what adventure did he have in a skyscraper
it should be 40 stories of sheer action

go to your room son. communion, lethal weapon, and first blood are the best Christmas movies

"Action movies" weren't so much of a thing in 1988. More Adventure, or Action and Adventure.

Home Alone 2

Jingle All The Way

Nothing beats Christmas Vacation.