>Welcome everyone to the grand finals of the annual international Quidditch tournament
>We're live here from a jam packed stadium, as we get ready to watch some of the best Quidditch players in the world
>That's right Joe, tickets have been sold out for months and fans have been waiting to see the two rival teams face it off on the brooms!
>Aaaaaaaaand we're off!
>Jefferson passes to Weasley
>Now back to Jef-
>*accio Golden Snitch*
>H-hold on Joe....
>Is that Harry Potter, the rookie seeker from House Gryffindor, waving the Golden Snitch?
>Oh my word! I think it is!
>He's done it! After just 13 seconds of play, the young seeker with another record win!
>Unbelievable!
>Gryffindor is your world champions!
Welcome everyone to the grand finals of the annual international Quidditch tournament
Colton Smith
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Nolan Adams
Dumbest "sport" ever.
Jose Butler
Lincoln Martinez
Didn't you already make this thread?
Mason Martin
We need a war
Logan White
This... looks sad
Nicholas Rogers
save us world war 3
Jason Adams
Please tell me this is not real.
Ayden Wood
so what's stopping the other team from just hammering harry?
Evan Robinson
are you implying women don't know anything about sports?
Lucas Bell
Here's your golden snitch bro
Ian Martin
So how does the Snitch work in this? Is it like a treasure hunt and the seekers run around the park looking for it?
And what's the word for when you feel 2nd hand embarrassment?
Xavier Campbell
penalty shots
Carson Watson
The snitch is attached to a chads ass:
Mason Lee
Try watching the video, champ.
Carter Cooper
I had to stop when they were doing the warmup drill about 20 seconds in. I was too embarrassed
Jordan Richardson
uhh why are they scoring on their own net?
Lincoln Ramirez
Not him but I couldn't make it more than a minute or two into that embarrassment fest.
Dylan Davis
You're pathetic.
Michael Allen
quiet incel, they deserve to be paid the same as men
Aiden Diaz
>The Golden Snitch is trying to grab a man's sack
I guess Rowling was right that everyone in Harry Potter is a gay.
Nathan Richardson
Sorry. I have standards. I know, I should really be more desensitized by now.
James Perez
>they all clap and applaud
Jonathan Hernandez
What the fuck?
Jayden Sullivan
Women can't play sports.
News at 11.
Cameron Lewis
>women
Jason Campbell
I assume it was the start of the quarter, and for some reason there was a thrown in rather than a tip off, and the teams were supposed to switch sides, and the white team were the ones on the wrong side an unaware of what direction they should be going.
Daniel Powell
You only sport women are good at is Ultimate Surrender.
Sebastian Garcia
Name a fanbase cringier and more obnoxious than the Harry Potter one.
Protip: You can't.
Nathaniel Cruz
Fremdschämen
Angel Carter
im too dumb to understand what they do wrong in thisd, explain
Ian Hill
Carter Reyes
This gets me everytime.
But this surely wasn't a pro event. Probably a bunch of porn whores sitting on bikes for the very first time.
Anthony Diaz
what went wrong?
Cameron Fisher
Maybe they should stick to kitchen games
Jacob Ross
Someone post that women's rowing competition where the boat ends up going the completely wrong way because they can't coordinate
Nathan Cox
the people on the dock started yelling and cursing at them which didn't help things
Mason Carter
potter fags are pretty cringe but this seems like a fun thing to do. no different to other sportsball shit imo.
Zachary White
Have sex sweaty
Lincoln Rogers
Nothing freezes women up faster than yelling and cursing.
Ryan Davis
Have sweaty sex?
Levi Cruz
Sweaty sex is the best kind.
Nathan Hernandez
for me, all sex is sweaty
Wyatt Sullivan
Can't wait until autumn when the temperatures have become bearable again
Sebastian Rodriguez
College basketball only does jump balls at the start of games.
Duke was set up guarding the wrong basket and too dumb to realize it, so the player from Louisville just breezed into an open layup.
Thomas Price
>not having AC
Juan Green
The Duke coach appears to be a woman as well.
Michael Sullivan
women
Anthony Smith
>Just gonna stroll across the field with my head down...
Evan Hernandez
What about Volleyball? That's played mainly by girls. Are they any good at that?
Joshua Nguyen
John Bailey
It was the X-Games women's Motocross finals.
Alexander Morgan
Yeah but note what Volleyball is, it's mechanically the simplest sport ever. You just stand there and try to not have the ball drop on your side.
Now look at the women's version of a mechanically intricate game like Ice Hockey. You'll see a better play at Middle Schools. And an entire different world from the high intense stakes of the NHL.
Colton Green
Magic the Gathering
Lucas Baker
Missing a shot happens.
Do you have any webms that showcase women being obviously retarded like ?
Ian King
>jam packed stadium
ugh stopped reading
Jordan Russell
They have the skill level of 12 year old boys
Ryan Jones
i like how this was surely a dull event that nobody cared about but we still managed to get three different camera angles of this fuck up
Logan Collins
what you've never been to a stadium where everyone brings a jar of jam? It's a regular jam-boree!
Jacob Williams
looks fun desu
Anthony Hernandez
Fucking lel
Evan Allen
im more of a jelly person
Jace Ross
America Fuck Yeah
Dominic Allen
Adrian Morgan
They're scoring on their own side of the field.
Jose Reed
TOUCHDOWN!
Ayden Kelly
>And what's the word for when you feel 2nd hand embarrassment?
"cringe"
Noah Perez
Sneed posters
Cooper James
That's not a fanbase, just shitposting retards.