Code for "I'm making more feminist bullshit, hoping the woke crowd buys the toys"

so they were already dead
>t.pay-off

Sets a bad precedent, especially after wiping out the EU to suddenly wipe out all their new Canon too.
Better to finish this trilogy, then set off in a new direction and basically never mention Episodes 7-9 again.

They figured the brand alone would keep people interested.

he shouldnt have gotten it after what he did with star wars or at the very least no input on writing

also the fuckin ego of these people to bitch about getting million dollar jobs i hope shit goes down during the next recession

Literally all they needed to do was boot KK and hire a mega nerd who has read all the EU material 100 times. Getting somebody to rape the most beloved EU stories for a few years like all their live action reboots would have been safe for Disney and rewarding for fans. It's what they're doing with marvel, so I have no fucking clue why they messed with that formula. It would have taken 10+ movies for fans to fully realize nuwars was soulless, but by then it wouldn't have mattered.

Instead they immediately said "fuck you" to fans by decanonizing the EU and turned Star Wars into a social justice soapbox.

I'm absolutely shocked this was allowed to happen.

What is the correct translation of the title in Spnish?

El alzamiento de Skywalker?

I think we can all agree that Rian is a pretentious piece of shit with a very fragile ego.

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JJ can't write a good movie to save his life. Only idiots have hope for the film or the franchise.

He didn't want to do Star Trek either, and it shows in both.

>Sets a bad precedent,
Beats insulting your fans over human centric post modern identity politics pushed in the galaxy far far away

>never mention Episodes 7-9 again
by that logic just make part of Legends after it bombs because you can not built on the foundation that are the sequels

wow those to quotes say a lot. two extremes of post-modernism

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Perhaps it was in the contract that lucasfilm gets a certain amount of creative license. And guess who runs lucasfilm.

they pathologically hate the fans that made star wars the juggernaut it once was: white, male, nerds. its pretty clear KKs political agendas trumps all for nu wars and this is just another example.

No, I think the most correct is El Ascenso de Skywalker.

Skywalker is Kylo? Where is he ascending to?

Satan is right

Jesus, Rian is so fucking insufferable. HE obviously didn't get the shit kicked out of him enough in high school.

the guy gets it

Correct. Disney should have seen that a mile away after her career took a nose dive since parting with Spielberg.

Disney is in this to make money and they flushed $4B down the drain on this.

estaria contento si se llama: Skywalker asciende pero es El ascenso de Skywalker.

>Where is he ascending to?
maybe hes trans and transitioning into Kira Skywalker

Lucas has a good heart and more soul than all of the nu wars team combined.

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>Anyone

El Ascenso de Skywalker is far better dude...

He doesnt get enough credit for the shit he contributed to modern cinema with shit like THX, ILM and pixar. Also pretty set the standard for the modern digital editing process.

Prequels are cringe in part but still kino

>spoilers are 95% confirmed
> In a flashback, Leia and Luke will have a lightsaber duel and Luke will lose

THE FORCE IS FEMALE

eat shit, patriarchy!

>brings up transexualism while talking about science fantasy movie for kids.
wtf is wrong with you?

diferimos en eso, querido negro.

When Disney bought Lucasfilm ans Yea Forums was debating whether they'd do a good job or not I remember making this argument. That the company that just recycled other people's work with marvel and made it a roaring success would just do the same thing with Star Wars.

That's right: a 24 year old high school drop out working at a fucking sub shop knew better how to manage a multi billion dollar franchise than the most successful media empire in history.

daily reminder that as confirmed from rians own mouth that rose rico was a self-insert based off of a girl Rian had a crush on in high school. daily reminder that the character based on Rians high school crush falls in love with a negro.

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Transexualism is now normal in the west and you are the mentally ill person for opposing it.

Hollywood knows it's anti-White male, feminist, cultural diversity, pro-pedophila bullshit is failing.

The keeper of canon from before disney is still on staff
This is your mega nerd

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He's blatantly admitting that the film will be dogshit. TLJ completely derailed whatever he had in mind, which is why he hesitantly lied about how it "didn't derail anything" in that recent interview, speaking in a shivering tone of voice while stuttering.
Also consider the following:
>there was no true overarching story plan going forward into this trilogy
>Kathleen Kennedy not giving a shit and saying "yes" to everything, having different directors and writers working on the 3 films beforehand without having them contact each other about consistency and continuity
>JJ saying "Fuck it" in regards to winging the production
>the late reshoots
>the low hype going forward
>the unusually low trailer views for a mainline Star Wars film
>the fact that TLJ retroactively made TFA worse & left TRoS with nothing to build upon
>the cheap photoshopped TRoS poster of Toy Sheev
>the constant nostalgia throwbacks/callbacks in the TRoS trailers
>the rumors of time travel
>one of the co-writers worked on Justice League and BvS, both of which sucked
>2019 being one of Disney's worst years on record in recent memory regarding Galaxy's Edge failing, merchandise sales declining rapidly, interest in Star Wars falling, Resistance getting cancelled, comics ending too soon, losing Spider-Man, the woke direction they're taking the MCU, and controversy involving treatment of employees, all of it being their hubris catching up to them after years of being untouchable
It's clear that nu-Lucasfilm and Disney know that the ST is an undeniable failure of storytelling that turned the Star Wars name into brand poison that's negatively affecting their future revenue, so they're scrambling to hype up their Disney+ shows & the next trilogy while quickly sweeping the current trilogy under the proverbial rug, hoping people will just forget about it as an afterthought. Little does Disney know that the future of Star Wars is fucked as long as they control it. It's inevitable.

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>imagine being occidental
cringe

correction: pablo hidalgo is the only lucas-era higher up kept on biard because he agrees with KKs political agenda

So when is the point where enough is enough and the jews are tired of money and put the propaganda on hold and get people involved who know Star Wars and create some good art?

It’s a company that’s been taken over and ran by literal child sacrificing, pedophile Luciferians. What’d we expect?

>"The Rise of Skywalker Won't Please Everyone"
Oh god...
It's the Mass Effect 3 ending all over again, but in movie form.

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The rest of the world is a even bigger shithole

Mass Effect 3 ending was TLJ. RoTS will be like Andromeda.

Just imagine, 7 years ago none of us thought there would ever be another Star Wars movie.
A few months later the announcement that Disney had bought SW came out.
Five years ago most people believed that there was no way for Disney to fuck this up.

Imagine the wild ride these last 4 years have been.

When a real Holocaust finally happens.

>It's the Mass Effect 3 ending all over again,
People were hyped for the ending and the broken promises and along with stupid writing that needed 3 DLCs to make sense eventually caused the outrage

Literally no one cares about the sequels or its conclusion and the production seems so bad i doubt be get a so bad its good movie out of it

>When a real Holocaust finally happens.
Never gonna happen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

The entire story group should be tortured to death. What a bunch of disgusting factors.

>Code for 'Rian really shat the bed and I couldn't figure out a way to fix it so I just made it worse'

It’ll be interesting to see them attempt it when they get EMP’d by Iran.

>Transexualism is now normal in the west
doubt

I really really REALLY want this film to flop just to see the fallout

>So when is the point where enough is enough and the jews are tired of money and put the propaganda on hold and get people involved who know Star Wars and create some good art?
It won't happen until Hollywood finally collapses for good, in which case the Chinese will gain control of the Western cinema industry and produce more shitty movies with an even stronger Communistic tone to them. Or, it will never recover. Either way, the West is fucked if this shit keeps going the way (((they))) want it to.

Rian might be a faggot but the storygroup is as responsible as he is for the nonsense.

Why is everyone shitting on JJ? Rian was the one who ignored The Knights of Ren and the other shit he built up to do his own thing.

A lot of people are responsible for this. Iger, Kennedy, JJ, Rian, the story group.

is it even remotely likely that the US would have a counter to this or would (((lobbyists))) have done their best to render the US as vulnerable to this as possible.

>in which case the Chinese will gain control of the Western cinema industry and produce more shitty movies with an even stronger Communistic tone to them

Beats anti white nigger tranny faggot propaganda any day of the week

Because JJ fucked things up at the start (though not as obvious because he sped all the events in the film up). Rian just made things even worse for them because he exposed there was no thought whatsoever in the planning of the trilogy, no matter what JJ claimed recently.

It’s painful to contemplate the hype felt at the initial announcement in comparison to the hindsight of what they’ve done with that limitless financial potential. When you realize the location of the story group is in San Francisco and composed of literal communist homosexual pedophiles, it’s obvious what an inevitability it always was. This will not be fixed until it’s in the hands of a completely different group, at all levels from artists to executives.

JJ laid a completely rotten foundation even the likes of Terrance Malick couldnt have salvaged VIII into a decent movie with the turd JJ handed off.

Pre-emptive ass covering under the guise of artistic integrity.
Fortunately Jonson has fucked everything so utterly that people will see through it in a heartbeat.

We’ve been entirely conquered by Babylonian Mystery religion, child sacrificing faggots at every level of society, religion and government. It’s going to take an act of God to destroy them now.

JJ didn't want to be the one to get shit on if the trilogy wasn't good, so he just made a weak first movie and let someone else do the hard part in the middle.

Pable is the closest to /ourguy/ we'll get.

Because Reylo fans praise Rian for shirtless Kylo and force sex. So they bash on JJ to fit in. Don't engage with them, they're mentally ill tumblr rejects

You mean Filoni.
He's largely kept his head down and just worked with what he was given, even if it was mostly shit nobody could hope to salvage.

>Why is everyone shitting on JJ?
Because hes shit? Episode 7 was nothing original and set up most of the problems the sequels have. Rian just doubled down and shat even more on it

>even the likes of Terrence Malick couldn't have written a story where Luke doesn't try to murder his nephew and Poe doesn't spend the entire film being berated for toxic masculinity
Hot take

nah thatd still be /ourguy/ lucas

>Why is everyone shitting on JJ? Rian was the one who ignored The Knights of Ren and the other shit he built up to do his own thing.
JJ was the one who started this vague "mystery box" bullshit to begin with & he never had any plan going forward, which was confirmed by Lucasfilm and subtly hinted at by Rian's mention of "I finished TLJ before TFA wrapped up filming." Additionally, Colin Trevorrow was fired for having a different direction for where the story would go involving Luke remaining alive, confirming that none of the directors were informed of what the others were working on at the time. It was complete disorientation between all of them thanks to Kathleen Kennedy's severe lack of true leadership reining everyone in, culminating in the inconsistent mess of a storyline we have today.

JJ made an awful foundation and blatantly didn't bother planning any of his mystery boxes ahead, though according to Daisy he had a few outlines at least that Rian threw out.
That said, it could easily have been repaired by simply ignoring or implicitly retconning most of it, and Rian's movie was far, far worse in every respect.

those were two of the most egregious issues but all JJ made was a subpar remake of the original there was nothing to build on.

Respect dude

Whose idea was it for the biggest franchise evers new trilogy to have 3 different directors? Seriously? Why?

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Movie makes 1.1 B
98% Critic Score
42% Audience Score
>new video by TheQuarterPounder

Honestly, do they even expect people to watch it, because they butchered the star wars franchise. Shit, you know its bad when people like the prequels better than the newer films.

>watch interview with Hamill
>Hamill states the obvious question everyone had when Disney declared the EU to be dead: "What was Luke doing during the past decades?"
>JJ didn't have an answer
At this moment I realized there was no plan, no overall story. After reading some more about JJ and finding out his "mystery boxes" (i.e., cliffhangers without any payoff) and his work on Lost, I understood this guy had no understanding of storytelling. So I skipped TFA and waited for the sequel, which would have to answer... well, everything: the characters' backstory, their motivations, and even the fucking setting needed explanation. And then it was announced that the guy who wrote Looper was supposed to fix all this. Needless to say, I gave up on Star Wars. You should as well.

It's sad how Leland Chee and Pablo Hidalgo went from supreme masters of lore to unlikeable bootlickers. Worst thing is still Pablo lying about Lucas's intentions for the stromtroopers.

>& he never had any plan going forward, which was confirmed by Lucasfilm and subtly hinted at by Rian's mention of "I finished TLJ before TFA wrapped up filming."
Objectively incorrect. Why do TLJ apologists keep spouting this lie?

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I positive JJ was hired first and foremost to just make a spectacle of the first movie. They really needed the first movie to be pretty much what TFA was, something that creates hype but also makes people leave the theatre thinking
>well, it wasn't that bad it was kinda like ANH
The problem was that there was no overarching plan from that.
Johnson starting his movie before they were even finished with TFA is the weirdest decision made by a company the size of Disney considering their autistic planning of the "phases" of Marvel movies.

A true prophet of the times

they also hate how the old fan voiced criticism and demanded some measure of quality while the nu fan they are actively cultivating just lap up anything as long its star wars branded and buy all the shitty porg merchandise etc.

>there was nothing to build on
There was literally everything to build on. Fans spent countless hours positing all the cool things that could've been done. And then Rian's solution was to do nothing with them and call the fans idiots. Snoke being the most obvious example

I'll save SW

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>fucked up Lost
>fucked up Star Trek
>fucked up Star Wars
>fucked up the Cloverfield anthology
>plans to fuck up Your Name, the next DCEU, the new Spider-Man comic with his son, and the Portal/Half-Life universe in the near future
How the FUUUUUUUUUUCK does this kike keep getting jobs in the goddamn industry? He's an absolutely cancerous influence on fictional media, corrupting stuff as he goes. His works on projects usually start off somewhat being deceptively "good" at first, but later on fall to shit as the years go by, as was the case of Lost and Star Trek. Doesn't help that he's buddy-buddy with other hacks like Kurtzmann and Pegg to circle jerk his creative bankruptcy. He's probably the most overrated director/writer in Hollywood right now, and he keeps getting away with his garbage,

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>my movie is going to be shit BUT THAT'S BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WON'T AGREE WITH IT

shut up fucker

Inteviewer: Will the new movie please everyone?
JJ: Uh... I guess not.

That's how this headline was made.

>nu fans
You mean the shills and woke Twitter

Ah yes, the "drafts" excuse JJ apologists like to parade around. Both JJ and Rian are shit. Get over it.

>who is le palpatine rip off
>omg will rey defeat kylo and save the day even though she did just that thus removing any threat kylo posed for the rest of the trilogy
>why has luke in a very much out of character way choose to abandon his friends
>why is 3pos arm red
yeah real big mysteries and exciting cliffhangers TFA killed star wars

Because people are still dumb enough to go and watch his retarded ass films. I don't know why people like him, a lot of his work is mediocre at best.

>How the FUUUUUUUUUUCK does this kike keep getting jobs in the goddamn industry?
>this kike
you answered your own question on top of JJ parroting whatever woke cause is topical at the time

They didn't kill Star Wars user, they butchered it and then skull-fucked the corpse.

>>who is le palpatine rip off
Oh wow, he's actually a clone of palpatine/plaguies that he force ghosted his spirit into
>>omg will rey defeat kylo and save the day even though she did just that thus removing any threat kylo posed for the rest of the trilogy
Oh shit, Rey is really susceptible to the dark side and has just joined Kylo. How's that going to solve itself?
>>why has luke in a very much out of character way choose to abandon his friends
Oh Luke actually left to find the ancient texts that would let him defeat palpatine and stop him reincarnating. So he does still care
>>why is 3pos arm red
Oh there were several adventures and stories in between the films and c-3po has been busy. I want to know more about this

There you go. Literally the first thing off the top of my head. You're a fucking idiot

>Disney ruined Star Wars and there's literally nothing you can do about it
>They took the easiest saga in the world to not fuck up and somehow fucked it up
>All Disney had to do was appeal to nostalgia for three movies and let Luke Skywalker have a happy ending
>They just couldn't not be retarded

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good point the word killing at least implies some small measure of dignity

that all sounds like trash

I agree, they're both shit. Rian is considerably more shit though.
JJ's just a corporate business exec who makes soulless films by committee. Rian is a toddler shitting all over his brother's legos and then laughing

wow based Stewart

Based on short sentences? Thanks for going further to show how much of an idiot you are

I'm just gonna wait for it to come out on Netflix.

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Even then I'd rather pirate it than give them a view

When it comes to making money, Disney nowadays has no dignity. Just look at the new Lion King and Aladdin live-action remakes, they add nothing of value and are literally just the same films as before.

This. We need a list of reviewer phrases and their meanings.

>won’t please everyone
It’s bad and we will blame the audience

>powerful
SJW pandering

>will make incels scared
Bad and SJW pandering

>it’s just a fun movie! Enjoy the ride
It’s stupid and full of story breaking logic

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Off the top of my head
>Starkiller base was actually a recently hijacked republic project
>the reason leia was independent of the republic is because she left in disgust after seeing another dearth star.
>the republic is riled up and pissed off
>Snoke is a bitch tier overall force user, but is adept at mental manipulation. His main goal moving forward is to fuck with the republic, reduce it to squabbling pockets and start taking over
>Luke left because despite being able to kill Snoke effortlessly, he's worried about having his emotions pushed while doing so, and becoming an even bigger threat in the process
>Rey's powers are actually Luke working through her; her dealing with the Falcon is explained as something Luke noticed last time her was on board and projected to her
>Rey's powers are now essentially retconned and from that point her retarded TFA power level is never mentioned again
>Kylo has a training montage, and starts figuring out Snoke's weakness
Someone who's a professional writer could hammer out a story from that/
The only one I can't work with is Han's character assassination. That was fucking awful

because everything you wrote is either really generic, still butchers luke or copied from the EU why are you getting so defensive

*anyone

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They literally just had to recycle EU material. It's easier than marvel, because they didn't have to convince the public Star Wars was worth seeing for adults. It was built into the culture. They just had to copy someone else's proven to be successful work.

They really should have kept the EU going. Like the marvel comics, it's a good avenue for testing stories to see how fans like then before pushing them into the mainstream with the movies

is this canon?

And the series has 2 directors not 3.

>How the FUUUUUUUUUUCK does this kike keep getting jobs in the goddamn industry?
Aside from being another Hollywood Jew mogul?
Nepotism.
His parents worked in the industry before he was born, and he only got good word of mouth by like-minded cocksuckers because of his parents' former work. The same thing is being passed down to his children, like his slut daughter and smug cunt of a son working on the new Spider-Man comic.

Because you're implying that Rian's shitheap of 'subversions' is better than a generic/predictable story that makes sense. And that's a fucking dumbass stance to take.
And Rey turning evil wouldn't have been generic or predictable. When you have 2 years of millions of fans theorising, they're going to come up with the best plot progressions somewhere. The solution isn't to write something so ass-rapingly bad that no one else could even conceive of it. The solution is to accept that maybe not everyone will be completely surprised by the story, but that that's okay as long as the story makes sense and is well executed.
Everyone knew what was going to happen in RotS but that doesn't stop that film from being fantastic. No one knew what was going to happen in TLJ and it's the worst film in the franchise.

>Maybe JJ can tie the whole saga together
>Maybe JJ can tie the whole sequel trilogy together
>Maybe JJ can tie the whole movie together

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decent write up except for the fact Luke remains butchered. when given the choice is esb between the greater good and saving his friends he choose his friends. In RoTJ when given the choice between the greater good and saving his father he choose his father. Luke would not abandon his friends and family period not for the greater good and especially not for some self-lacerating emotional reason.

Wtf, is entertainment anymore, first I thought that all of this retardation was amusing, but now its just concern and sad.

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or more likely code for
>im not retconning shit for the overweight adult pissbabies that are complaining about a product made for children

>maybe there'll be a sequence in the film that makes sense in its own self-contained part of the film

The decision to completely axe the EU was bafflingly stupid for a company as greedy as Disney. it was literally free money that could have been ignored or stolen from (under the guise of homage) at their leisure.
Were they seriously worried about their idiotic fans confusing it for their NuCanon?

Yes, but JJ wasn't supposed to come back, they intended to have 3 different directors. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS. Does anyone know why? It's stupid and makes mo sense. Why not just keep 1 with an overall vision?

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Rian most likely ripped-off a fanfiction
youtube.com/watch?v=c7FshvFQKFs

found the shilling discord tranny

Come to /pol/, real life is more entertainment than fiction now

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YAS QUEEN SLAY SO BRAVE AND STUNNING

no i didnt imply anything of the sort about rian. just that JJ laid shitty rotten foundations that no one could have built off of let alone your unappealing attempts which i will give you credit for are still better than rians dumpster fire. no one ever thought that star wars would ever be a choice between generic and boring and utter trash but here we are.

>Abandon
Finding a way to kill the Original NotSith, do not steal, isn't abandoning. Luke knew full what how the dark side fucks with people, and he'd be even terrified of falling to the point of harming his family.
The problem would be you'd have to hire a good writer to get that forward and making Luke's decision be wise rather than cowardly.

I have had the fic open in a tab for a while just to see what it's like but haven't gotten around to it jet. Anyone read it? It might actually be less shit than the movie with the likes of Rose and Holdo.

They missed the point hard by using "practical effects" and fucking puppet Yoda after Lucas had already spoiled us with Shakespearean drama, expansive worldbuilding or just showing us the rise in power of an antagonist (First Order just climbed to the top without explanation).

>No one is going to like this shit
Hey, at least he is honest.

>Communistic tone to them
You know the Chinese state oppresses communists?

>Diverse
We found a way to jam in way more non-whites than the story required

> And that's a good thing
Our nonsense clickbait title add-on that means 'don't @ me'

>Sought a new audience
We relied on the brand name to bring in people, and are actively dumping on everything that made the originals enjoyable

>Enforces toxic behaviors
Something in here runs counter to our political agenda, and we can't explain it

>it's just a kids movie
We feel we can indoctrinate your kids with impunity, do not complain about our indoctrination.

>hide their gender
>not sex
further proof gender is no different than sex. its just feminists and lesbians castrating boys so faggots can fuck twinks

What should've happened is JJ Abrams should've actually used his original plans for episodes eight and nine and not just tell Rian Johnson, "Lol, forget anything I had planned for these characters, just do whatever you want."

The awful practical effects was actually a calculated move. They made a point to hammer home about how Lucas abused the greenscreen, and how they were returning to real locations and real practical effects. The desert locations and retarded vulture thing were there to hammer this conditioning home, despite them relying on some of their own awful CG

enjoy hemmoraging money kathleen

...He had something planned?

>Shakespearean drama, expansive worldbuilding or just showing us the rise in power of an antagonist
That explains why the prequels were far superior to the nu films, they actually had effort put into them and weren't half-assed written.

>WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS.
Because Marvel does it.

The prequels will always be superior because an honest fuck up is more palatable than lazy pandering or obvious disdain.

Forget white. Men in general don’t like the new Star Wars. It already met all the boxes yet in KK eyes it wasn’t good enough... so they pretended like they invented feminism and diversity.

Luke purposefully put himself and the entire survival of the rebellion and legacy of the jedi in jeopardy to save his friends despite Yoda pleading to him that his training was not complete. He did this a second time in spite of both Yoda and Obi-Wan pleading for him to not try and save Vader, even Vader himseld told Luke he is beyond redemption yet Luke surrenders himself to the mercy of the Emperor because he wants to save his father. abandoning his friends, family and the new republic even if its for the greater good wouldnt fit lukes characterization from the OT.

Luke always put himself in danger to help protect others. He never risked others to do so, and was clearly kicking himself on Endor when he realised he was doing precisely that.

this unironically heated my blood

I have never read truer words. They treat star wars like a cash cow, not like a franchise that was a big part of people's childhood and something that fans deeply care about.

>star wars resistance cancelled
>they're still making season 2
>guaranteed to kill it afterwards
Oh my fucking god, they're keeping it around just so that it looks like Star Wars is going strong. They did the same shit with Star Trek: Discovery. They're making season 3 to prevent investors from seeing all the red flags. They're just burning money to try to look okay.

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but he still went through with it and put the entire rebel fleet at risk because he wanted to save his father. Luke was never a greater good, abandon his friends without telling them even before he turned himself in he told leiaor told obi-wan and yoda his plans he didnt just fuck off without a word.

Goes to show how much Hollywood cares about they're films and fans.

Marvel keeps a TIGHT control on overall story though. And is cribbing the comics furiously. These retards did neither.

Just imagine how that meeting went
>Ok team, we have to appeal to the black demographic. Let's make a character for that
>How about an ex stormtrooper who turns into a good guy?
>Nice!
>And we make him a cowardly janitor that gets constantly belittled and/or helped by others, and is ultimately humiliated and absolutely defeated
>...perfect!
Black people love power fantasy characters, we saw that with Black Panther. What the fuck where they thinking?

I understood the ending of Lost was that all of the flash sideways took place in purgatory after the main character, (forgot his name,) died in the last episode while the plane rescued everyone else.

At least Nu-Wars is still better than the prequels...r-right?

He didn't put the rebel fleet in danger. From his perspective the plan would go forward no matter what he did, and he even said to the emperor that he didn't expect to survive. It was learning that the fleet and his friends would be in danger that the emperor was banking on to turn him.

>won't please everyone

yeah because it's so fucking HARD to make a story the appeals to the human condition

sarcasm if you couldn't tell

>What the fuck where they thinking?
Writing by committee. The guys who decided they wanted a "black ex stormtrooper who turns into a good guy" weren't those who decided to turn him into a joke, and the latter forgot (or didn't care) what the original intention was.

This is the impression I get, too. I have precisely zero faith in J J telling a good story, let alone concluding one.

Don't understand, Disney nails it almost every year with their animated movies, but can't figure it the fuck out with star wars?

Its how lefties subconsciously think about black people, always getting humiliated, always needing help.

For me it's the possibility of Luke's academy jumpstarting the careers of talented young actors as his pupils and questioning the dilemma of whether a jedi can fall in love or not. Like real progress in the universe and whatnot.

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>and the latter forgot (or didn't care) what the original intention was.
Nailed it.
The people who wrote the concept blatantly didn't stay on to oversee the script, so we got the guy getting traumatised by the death of a comrade merrily slaughtering his fellows literally the next day.

He could have used Luke in his movie (even planned to have him play a big role) but removed him and made him a cameo because he was too interesting and took away from his shitty OCs. Literally. And because of that we gut TLJ Luke.

yes he put them in danger by not being on the ground and btfoing the imperials at the shield which is where he would have been had he not chosen to try and protect his father and he would have done the same if the sequels were written without the focus on trashing him. Luke would have put Kylo, Han and Leia over everything just like we seen him do time and again in the OT.

He's also said that, even though he didn't want to do it, he at least liked Star Wars as a kid. (Unlike Trek.). It's probably why his Trek was very-Warsy. Star Trek 2009 wasn't Star Trek, it was the best Star Wars since 1980.

You're acting like Luke had a copy of the script, user.
From what Luke knew when he made his decision, the plan would go off just fine without him and staying might actually let Vader sense him, which is why he decided to try redeeming his father.

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Finn is a great example of waisted potential. Same thing with Poe. Him dying and randomly coming back on a whim of JJs was dumb and prevented him from meeting Rey. The they spend the next movie as a female punching bag for Holdo and Leia. He only meets Rey at the very end of the second movie. Rey has no relationship with anyone except for Finn and Kylo. She inadvertently killed Luke by running away and beating him. In fact her beating Luke pretty much damned anyone having an open mind and accepting her as the main hero.

What you don’t get is how superficial and formulaic their animated shit really is. How hollow and devoid of any sort of long-term cultural relevance. Disney has been “polishing” tales from folklore and mythology for their entire existence. Such tales were, in a sense, the popular culture of their respective eras. When these tales are mostly only familiar to modern audiences *because* of Disney, it’s not as obvious, but when they attempt to apply that formula to something that’s lived its entire existence in modern pop culture, it becomes transparently manipulative and disingenuous.

Obi-Wan and Yoda told Luke he was being a fool and that trying to redeem Vader is useless. Vader himself says this too Luke knew he was going into danger but did so anyway I already stated this sorry user but theres really no way to reconcile luke abandoning his friends when the OT makes it very clear that its something he would never do even for the greater good.

>waisted potential
I see what you did there kek

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what do you mean by this

>the most subversive movie of the year
This months movie that Reinforces societal conventions and mainstream media opinions

>strong and brave
Weak and cowardly, usually going after The safest target

>game changer
Not popular at all but we like it so it most be relevant

>not made for you
It was but you aren’t allowed to complain

Obi-Wan and Yoda also told him to trust his feelings, which is why he trusted them to redeem Vader, and Vader's words clearly weren't trustworthy. He also didn't recklessly put his friends or the rebellion fleet in danger to do so, which is what you're trying to argue.
You're trying to warp previous situations into a neat box of things Luke would never do, and hope I forget that the original point was writing TFA's mystery box into a situation where Luke was attempting to protect his friends and the republic from the worst case scenario of him going rogue and being a much bigger danger than Snoke ever was.

would you give up on your own father user?

JJ's plan was making a bunch of mystery boxes and let the idiots who have to make episode VII and IX figure out what the answers are.

According to an interview in France, Daisy let slip there were at least outlines.
I highly doubt it was anything specific, however, but Jonson at least had something to work with that he decided to bin.

>Luke will abandon his friends and family despite doing everything contrary because I say so
okay man whatever you say theres a reason why luke never did this in the old EU it was because lucas was in charge and knew it was against his entire chatacter and actions its funny how you can only pick apart the examples i give but none to support your own because every time Luke chooses friends and family over the greater good and all you do is try and worm those examples into the opposite.

no and thats entirely what i was saying. luke chooses his friends and family over the greater good and his idealism wins in the end its what makes him a wonderful character.

>abandon
At this point I can tell you're just going to ignore everything posted and repeat that until I get bored.
> its funny how you can only pick apart the examples i give but none to support your own
No user, I'm not going to blindly accept your attempts at twisting his prior actions and hoping I don't notice. What the fuck did you think was going to happen when you resort to posting retarded shit like
>but he still went through with it and put the entire rebel fleet at risk because he wanted to save his father.
>yes he put them in danger by not being on the ground and btfoing the imperials at the shield
>why luke never did this in the old EU it was because lucas was in charge
nigger he literally got exiled once and accepted it because he knew the political climate was too volatile for him to ignore it.

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The spanish title has got to be the worst one yet, because they translated "rise" as "erection"

>La Erección del Trotacielos

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Say what you want about George Lucas but at least he would have made a third trilogy with consistency character development, not some soulless mishmash of shit

Reylo confirmed.

>willingly choosing an imposed exile to keep the peace is the same as a self-imposed abandonment over emotional self-laceration
>still hasnt given examples of luke abandoning his friends for the greater good
>too retarded to realize that lukes not being on the ground with the rebels is what almost cost them the victory but lukes refusal to abandon his father was what saved the day
>projecting about ignoring when thats all youve done
heres my last (You) no one fucking thi ks that Luke abandoning his friends is in character because it goes against all established evidence from the films, that you cannot provide any counterpoints to.

>Worst thing is still Pablo lying about Lucas's intentions for the stromtroopers.
What was the lie and what was Lucas intention? Haven't heard this before.

Positive reality might be a critical deconstruction... the point is that art seeks an ideal in characterization.

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

I prefer lucases wholesome kindheartedness over rians cynical divisiveness

Actually code for "I didn't want to do another Star Wars because of the pressure but I decided to take this one because The Force Awakens was initially well received but then people started coming to their senses and then that round faced asshole Rian threw everything out the window and now I'm left to please a furious fanbase with a mystery box full of garbage that I have no idea what to do with"

>willingly choosing an imposed exile to keep the peace is the same as a self-imposed abandonment over emotional self-laceration
there's that word again. Working on a solution and returning when you've got one isn't an abandonment. You're seriously stupid enough to think that rewriting something over TLJ means accepting TLJ's reasoning, aren't you?
>still hasnt given examples of luke abandoning his friends for the greater good
Don't need to, because you're the only one stupid enough to think repeating the same shit will make me believe that's what I meant.
>too retarded to realize that lukes not being on the ground with the rebels is what almost cost them the victory but lukes refusal to abandon his father was what saved the day
Hey dumbass, when you say something retarded that relies on Luke reading the script to make sense, don't double down on it.
>projecting about ignoring when thats all youve done
Never change, you're an absolute treasure
>heres my last (You)
And here's the response, because I know you won't resist samefagging or giving a reply later when you think nobody will be around to respond, you transparent coward.

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So do I.

Rey is a basic bitch. Look at all the protagonists in NuWars: white British women who are extremely competent and strong. It's a self-insert power fantasy for upper-middle class Twitter mongs.

I especially love how they're all English. It caters to the mentality of American girls who want to feel exotic and special, but not TOO exotic and special.

lmao the absolute state of Yea Forums
go fuck yourself you dumb nip

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This cannot be real right

The figure of a sapient bowling pin

The trailer views are awful, I never thought a fucking Joker movie would beat Srar Wars in trailer views

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Good God, it’s actually widening faster than Boyega’s hips.

>it's real
(this is a test)
NIGGER
(test complete)

So he created this plot line so that he could jack himself off to his own soft core cuck porn in the theater? And cuck every fan into eating it up

Things literally couldn't get worse for Luke. Although I wouldn't put it past the chucklefucks in charge to make him a pedo or something.

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stop blaming KK. she's just the goy frontman. the Jews at Disney are obviously the ones pulling the strings.

If Disney was pulling the strings, the propaganda would be done significantly more competently.

this is the same guy who projected his daddy issues onto Luke "The Hero" Skywalker theres something very wrong with Rian.

>derailed whatever he had in mind
I think you're being a tad too generous there user. JJ "Mysterybox" Abrams seems to only think and plan to the next scene or set.

>They're just burning money to try to look okay.
Oh my God, Star Wars is a woman. Georgey was her boyfriend when she was a young and beautiful teenage girl, and everyone loved her. George then decided to pimp her out and get himself rich. Then there was a long hiatus where nobody saw what she was doing and she came back with her lesbian wife Kathleen and her jewish fucktoy suyboy strap on ass fuckable men Rian and JJ. Still she promised to please everyone with her beauty and everyone got excited when she made her filter ridden photoshopped Instagram posts. Then everyone came and had a good look at her and scoffed in disgust at this dried up prostitute in her 40s. Everyone can see she hit the wall a long time ago but it took a good physical look to really ingrain it in your head. Now she still flashes her gross and continually aging corpse at everyone, waving her saggy tits at disgusted onlookers, parents covering their children's eyes.

I knew shit was fucked the minute they said there would be a new Star Wars movie every year. They just wanted another Marvel cash cow and didn't give a single shit about making some proper movies.

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If only he let someone competent direct 1-3
FUCK

Because he was The Chosen One to carry on Spielberg's legacy. Unfortunately they picked someone who completely lacks talent.

I knew things were fucked, but I assumed they'd at least be smart enough to put out something serviceable before milking it to the brink.
Their incompetence is just staggering.

>won't please everyone
How is this any different from every Star Wars flick since Empire Strikes Back?

If he wants his "work" to be divisive, as TLJ as was, then why has he been so fucking insufferably defensive of said work on twitter?

He doesn't actually believe what he's saying there. These are the words of an insecure man-child who is pre-emptively making excuses for his poor performance.

Well did they buy them?

>The Rise Of Skywalker Won't Please Everyone
>Code for "I'm making more feminist bullshit, hoping the woke crowd buys the toys"
No, I think it's code for "After the disaster that is The Last Jedi, I'm salvaging as much as I can, but it won't be enough

I'm going to watch this. To see the train crash in action. I hope this movie will get Kathleen Kennedy fired. And that her successor will cancel Johnson's planned trilogy and Benioff and Weiss' planned movies.
Start with new movies. Without forced niggers and roasties, and with light saber fights and grand armies battling

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Do you also sometimes wonder if there is an alternate universe in which the Disney trilogy and the sequels were legit kino? I'm convinced it exists and it gives me comfort.

Exactly this. J J isn’t devoid of technical skill, just talent and imagination. He’s a lazy, visionless fuck who trades on Spielberg’s image without possessing any of his passion or creativity.

>turned Star Wars into a social justice soapbox.
This is the only critique I have because I have no problem ignoring hidden or less hidden messages in modern movies and just watch the movie for what it is.
TFA is pure shit, but TLJ was different. It's not only one of the worst movies ever made; it shat on everything and everyone. It's insulting and I never want to see it again, and I only watched the cam rip.

>"I'm making more feminist bullshit, hoping the woke crowd buys the toys"
Who wouldn't want toys of the brave cosplaying Snap Wexley, and his loyal companion, Chodor?

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>I'm going to give them money. I hope KK gets fired because the film didn't make money.
What did the retard mean by this?

>with light saber fights and grand armies battling

gay

>We need a Jabba replacement.
>I thought that was Phasma.
>No, you idiot, that’s Boba Fett. I’m talking about Jabba the Hutt.
>Which one is that again?
>The giant slug with a face.
>Hmm ... how about a giant *maggot* with a face?
>BRILLIANT!

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it's funny, I was the one guy amongst my group who knew shit would be really bad the moment the disney deal came through. I was the only one that didn't like TFA. They said I was jaded. Then TFA came out. I'm not even happy about their pain, the poor deluded fucks. At least it was a wakeup call

Then TLJ came out*

it was the universe that got the 9 film vision lucas had in store from the beginning
>OT is Luke vs Vader with the Emperor a distant threat and "the other" being Lukes lost brother instead of Leia
>Prequels are focused on the original reason it was stated anakin fell: fron being disillusioned with the corrupt republic and manipulation from the Emperor not some cheesy love story
>Sequels are Luke and his brother at odds until they join forces and the final battle is a full on rebel assault on the Imperial Centre
you should read about the original ideas they were pretty cool sounding

It's code for "Yea Forums and YouTube commenter "fans" aren't going to like it literally no matter what I do, literally, and I completely recognize that"

And he's right

that he's retarded. i'm going to pirate it personally

I think deep down Pablo and Leeland absolutely hate every single minute of Disney star wars, and their eternal pain at their entire wasted lives as "star wars historian" leading to THIS is the only thing that cheers me up a little bit with the whole disney fuckup

When you think about it, Spielberg may be the true reason why Star Wars sucks more than ever today.
>insisted on Lucas selling Star Wars to Disney
>convinced Lucas to put Kathleen in charge
>showed up at the premiere of Galaxy's Edge while Lucas only showed up for the grand opening
>forced JJ to work on the next Star Wars film & convinced Kathleen
>wanted Alden Ehrenreich to be Han Solo
Spielberg wanted to get back at Lucas the whole time, knowing that Disney would fuck it up in the long term. He was the true puppet master all along. It all makes sense now.

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I think I will just have Yea Forums confirm the time travel/shmi-rey rumors on premiere night and won't watch it at all if they were not true.

If you want a movie which is actual pleasant to watch I might just have the thing for you user

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Isn't that a red flag?
So instead of making a good product you make "a generic movie".

Then again, this is the fuckhead who says Star Wars is too "philosophical" despite being extremely well polished entry level stuff.
That also says something about the comments.
Star Wars isn't deep, its taking a lot from Dune and a lot of other sources, and actually take a huge effort to polish the presentation and remove the Frankenstein stiches most works of the type have. So it feels seamless and polished, which is amazing.
And if you feel that something that is polished and well presented is.... "Too Philosophical", is there even anything left to save that person? There is far more legitimate reasons to hate stuff

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>insisted on Lucas selling Star Wars to Disney
>convinced Lucas to put Kathleen in charge
source? I read an interview where he said when George told him he gave Lucasfilm to KK, he was shocked. Probably because he knew she was a fraud that was only good at sucking his dick.
>showed up at the premiere of Galaxy's Edge while Lucas only showed up for the grand opening
>forced JJ to work on the next Star Wars film & convinced Kathleen
>wanted Alden Ehrenreich to be Han Solo
ture. There's also the fact that TFA premiered on Spielberg's brithday. I find this extremely fishy and an insult to George Lucas.
>Spielberg wanted to get back at Lucas the whole time,
I think it's Spielberg's jewish nature. He wanted Star Wars in the hands of his fellow. There's no way scumbags like JJ or Johnson would get to make Star Wars movies if George Lucas was producing. Now you have some literal-who making the Mandalorian and everything that will follow.

I think Spielberg is just jealous of Lucas' success. Star Wars was a game changer. Spielberg never produced a generation spanning cultural phenomenon. Indi and jaws were successful, but always remained movies and nothing more.

Huh? He said Star TREK was too philosophical.

Birthing hips

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"It was me, George. It was me all along. I'm the author of all your pain."

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Yeah he even said it when George previewed the movie t his friends, Spielberg said he hated him for making this because it was so good. And then there's the assholes like De Palma who said he didn't like it.

>>showed up at the premiere of Galaxy's Edge while Lucas only showed up for the grand opening

This was the really weird part, JJ, Kathleen, and Spielberg were at the preview but not Lucas, Hamill, and the others (since they'd show up at the grand opening).

>"Won't please everyone"

Starting with the Disney investors, it seems.

its the one thing a jew fears a foreskin monster

>If you want a movie which is actual pleasant to watch I might just have the thing for you user
>Sonygger trash
Fuck off.

The pickled dick alien is named Chodor? Imma start calling him Chode.

>the Portal/Half-Life universe
please, don't, its all I have left
I would much prefer the meager diet of leaks and rumors (or lack thereof) than some kike getting his grubby hands all over one of the best fictional universes

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>>Sonygger trash
>Fuck off.
>t. seething Mousecuck still asshurt over the MCU losing Spider-Twink

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It's like Lucas is avoiding them

What are you guys going to do with your time instead of seeing Soiwars?

>liking a series just because it makes Jewish people look like scheming elitists

Back to /pol/ with you /pol/tard

Disney had $$$ in their eyes when they bought Lucas - the news was full of comments from them, that we'd have a new Star Wars movie every year, and they had something like 20 movies in mind immediately. They were gonna milk the cow as hard as they could. A plan? Why? Kennedy is a GENIUS! (Shhh, nobody mention that she has no real experience producing movies, or running a studio) Star Wars isn't HARD to write - if that buffoon Lucas can do it, our highly educated and woke woman hires can do better! And we can do BETTER - the Force is Female, y'all.

BTW - this is what you call "hubris".

Whelp. We all saw what happened.
And, I think Iger has no choice. He made all those comments that "Star Wars is taking a break"...and now it's all about more movies, and the TV show, blah blah blah. The investors and the board spoke - "you will keep making movies".

This is gonna be epic, when it all crumbles.

>Spielberg
>passion
>creativity
He didn't make a single good movie after Jaws, just formulaic schlock.

>outlines
Yeah, they're called The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

>new trilogy is a failure
>let's get D&D to do the next trilogy
What could go wrong?

what is with this trend of "X beloved thing isn't for the fans anymore" I understand wanting to broaden your audience but you don't flip off your core fanbase at the same time.

They did fire the fat black woman tho

>set off in a new direction and basically never mention Episodes 7-9 again.
Any story set between Return of the Jedi and Sequel Trilogy feels ultimately pointless because it's just the road back to Empire VS Rebels. It doesn't help that the technology looks exactly the same 30 years later either. Disney dug themselves into a hole by pandering too hard to nostalgia in the Sequels.

>If he wants his "work" to be divisive, as TLJ as was, then why has he been so fucking insufferably defensive of said work on twitter?
Because he wants at least one person to defend it.

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I think it’s code for, “I’m a huge, huge choke artist, hack, and a fraud who’s never successfully brought either a story or an audience to climax once in my vastly overrated career, so I’m just going to set up a bunch of empty “mystery boxes” and skip away and leave it all for someone else to figure ou- wait, what? You ... actually want me to *finish* a story? Well shit. At least I can push off some of the blame on that other retard they hired while I try to spin my conclusion as “innovative and bold.”

Who dis?

I honestly don't mind having a female heroine, it's just that (((JJ))) is a total hack who just copy/pasted elements of the OT, and Ryan Johnson tried too hard to be creative with Star Wars and just made it shitty and ruined the character of Luke.

It seems like nobody on the Nu Wars creative staff actually understands that scifi needs to have some logical grounding (i.e. hyperspeed ramming breaks canon, shuttles can't escape to a casino planet while being monitored by a massive enemy fleet, etc.). They're all incompetent retards who were given the authority to write Star Wars by sheer nepotism, and don't actually understand or respect the franchise.

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Retard here. I'm going to watch it. But I probably will be the only one
Fuck off Reddit art house movie lover. Why do you watch Star Wars?

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This.
>wont please everyone
Is just a new buzz phrase to get people talking, like we are ITT

>>let's get D&D to do the next trilogy
....these fucking """""people""""" in charge of the franchise just can't seem to escape Murphy's Law, can they?

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>they're going to retcon rey's parents being trailer trash that traded her for beer money
Sucks because it was the only entertaining thing about nu wars so far.

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they dont want the dedicated, critcal-thinking nerds of yesteryear who arent afraid to voice their opinions. they want the unthinking plebs who will buy all the merch and never criticise anything ala marvel.

If they make the toys of rubber and more phallic the whole crowd would buy more of them.

The irony is that the fanbase they want doesn't want to put in the effort in supporting it.

Please have a dick.

>they dont want the dedicated, critcal-thinking nerds of yesteryear who arent afraid to voice their opinions. they want the unthinking plebs who will buy all the merch and never criticise anything ala marvel.
That's it exactly. Turn your brain off and buy merch.

yep they wanted to put zero effort into the sequels and therefore tried to attract zero IQ fans but in doing so alienated the group of people who actually bought their merch in favour of those who just type twitter hashtags.

Maybe Spielberg is just there to make sure JJ and Kathleen Kennedy don't try to kill each other while there?

>>wont please everyone
>Is just a new buzz phrase to get people tal
They're telling their fans to not be afraid to disagree when all their friends say the movie was crap.

>Chinese will gain control of the Western cinema industry and produce more shitty movies with an even stronger Communistic tone to them
>When things have gotten so bad this is actually preferable to the messages Hollywood forces into every major movie franchise.

Sorry to dissapoint.
scene-porn.com/crazy-blonde-emo-teen/

AFAIK, (((Hollywood))) runs on SJW pandering and Jewish nepotism. Over the years, actors and writers have increasingly had to signal that they are "woke" and on board with globo-homo. It's not so much that hiring KK was objectively good, it's just that hiring KK was necessary in order for (((Mr. Shekelberg))) to approve your funding.

Munich and Schindler's List are fantastic and definitely not formulaic in the slightest

It's also that JJ is a dickless bitchboy who doesn't know how to write female character. It's the feminist male syndrome, he's so scared to upset feminists that he makes female characters stronger, smarter and better at everything. If he was a confident man he wouldn't hesitate to give her flaws and typical female flaws like being physically overpowered by a man. But no, the cunt absolutely destroys Adam Driver despite beinga trained Sith who is twice her size.

It's all on Kennedy and her tribe of bootlickers at Lucas. She has a complete shit record for hiring directors, and firing them. She seems to go for trendy, instead of hiring people who would be invested in Star Wars and the lore - and hiring weak white men who will bend a knee to her vagina.
Ever wonder why no WOMAN has directed a Star Wars movie yet? And how odd that is, when she's been taking over the entire thing in the name of women? And before you say "There are no good women directors" - she hired Rian Johnson - "good' was never a criteria.

based

>lets make him a cowardly janitor
More like
>haha wouldnt it be funny if he pretends to know what hes doing but it turns out hes just a janitor
> le quip XD
They just write little jokes like that without thinking of the overall implications or story

Dude, most people don't care that much. They want a happy, shiny movie, or a jump scare movie, or a brainless bright, loud action movie, or a sappy chick flick. He's catering to the lowest common denominator, which is where all the ticket sales are. He delivers, on time, on budget, and doesn't cause problems. He's got a track record of selling a shit ton of movie tickets and DVDs/BRs to the average chump. Of course he gets hired.

Why didn't this happen with Marvel when they started making movies?

Jar Jar Cocknose is a slimy rat who only wanted to get his hands on the biggest franchises as his way of climbing the corporate ladder!!!FACT!!!

The disturbing part is why would anyone buy little Rey if not for molesting her?

>jews not ruining things
they have had thousands of years of practice user

>Why didn't this happen with Marvel when they started making movies?
It will. It just didn't happen yet. In fact, it's happening as we speak. Dark Phoenix?

>being this perverted
why does everyone assume that virgins have to jack off? Have they never heard of wet dreams?

They put Thrawn in Star Wars Rebels to pander to fans. Better than nothing, I guess.

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Lies, he always wanted to do SW and Trek was the perfect in.

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Disney fags are spreading the rumor that JJ is in conflict with KK. What a joke. She fired Trevorow so that her lapdog culd finish what he started. He knew it will be a disaster but his reputation is done anyway, why would he turn down an extra dozen millions $? He'sa jew after all. He gets to wreck a goy's life's work and get away with lots of shekels.

Dark Phoenix wasn't made by Marvel and Disney you retard.

It's just gonna be a rehash of Return of the Jedi, I'll probably go see it once but I don't know why anyone really gives a fuck

Eh, she's ok.

Marvel started as some standalone films that then became the MCU officially once they started raking-in tons of cash.

Now that Marvel in mainstream, they're trying to poz it up as hard as possible. Prepare your anus for black lesbian Thor.

Children are small, and have dexterous hands with little fingers. Child slave labor would be perfect for crawling around tight spaces in busted up ships to find usable parts and then cleaning them. Before child labor laws were enacted, kids were used pretty much in the same way in manufacturing plants.

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Disney animation started nailing it again when Lasseter was put in charge of it. He oversaw the golden years of Disney and Pixar. He was in charge for the biggest hits of both.

But, he got #metooed - probably because he was fighting the relentless reboot/sequel shit Disney is demanding.

So that's all over, now. Looking at Pixar's upcoming releases, they're shit now, too. Thanks, Iger.

ITT: manchildren complain about kids' movies

Disney shills aren't spreading that. JJ kept talking about how he had no intention of doing the other two films and there was pretty clear reduced communication between him and the story group. Plus on top of that the story group praising TLJ more than TFA and also TLJ cutting off most of JJ's mystery boxes make it a possibility.

>laugingSTARTS.webm

someone ate the blackberry at willy wonka’s chocolate factory

>shill has lack of self-awareness

>golden years of Disney
The Golden years of Disney was Little Mermaid through Fantasia 2000, stop buying this bullshit that shit like Frozen or Moana counts as a "second Renaissance" or something

No in order to get banned you have to call someone a nigger. Like this, the mods are niggers

Thanks Armond huWhite

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How much you bet Kathleen pegs Rian with her strap on? How much you wanna be Rian loves every inch of it too?

I'm not surprised.

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>Please excuse Episode IX. We made it bad on purpose, as a statement.

>Code for "I'm making more feminist bullshit, hoping the woke crowd buys the toys"
Is this even a surprise to anyone at this point

Based reference.

He means reyloosers. I will laugh at them when Finn and Rey share a passionate kiss and kill that patricidal nazi and leave him to rot.

Obese Tumblr shippers are going to be assblasted no matter what happens.
I particularly look forward to when they try setting up their cancerous general and get sneeded to hell again

I don't use this ever to critique film because generally people misuse this word but I can with 100% confidence say that The Last Jedi was a pretentious film by a pretentious director. A complete and utter failure at everything it "attempted".

Shit film. I'll take the safer Episode 7 any day over that garbage.

Based Prequel bro.

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>Dark Phoenix wasn't made by Marvel and Disney you retard.
Meh. Close enough.

based

>tired of money
never
>create good art
also never

Star Wars is there goy-toy, it rakes in sweet shekels until it runs dry, then they jump onto something else, like Marvel garbage (cause DC shot itself)

who gives a fuck about the Knights of Ren? Jew Jew didn't create one interesting character or plot device. I actually have to hand it to Rian for crashing the plane with no survivors.

because he's a jew and they're all like this

I wouldn't give him too much credit. That plane was only flying on one engine fueled by nostalgia fumes.

Basically;
JJ's a greedy little Jew that had no plans moving forward, just lay the foundation dusts his hands clean and let creative talent take over.
Turns out, Kathleen Kenned-Goy is beyond retarded, and needs little Jew to repair the damage again because he last touched it.

My guess is she has blackmail on (((him))).

>assuming Reylo's aren't anti-semites that hate Jew-Jew cause he's a tribesman
user...

wrong. look at CNN. Jews have lost the plot.

People will tell you he's a jew, but you have to add that he's a scientologist too.