What is the most Canadian KINO you ever seen?

What is the most Canadian KINO you ever seen?

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Dear Zachary

Is there any good historical Canadian kino? Either contemporary period pieces or genuine classic films.

that time I discovered my wife (shes canadian) had cheated on me so I beat her up, fuck her and left the house then I came back 1 week later pick my stuff and we got divorced
I'm still angry she cheated though

The Toronto episode of Insomniac

Black Robe

The Wild Hunt

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Good Cop Bon Cop

Red Green's Duct Tape Forever

2010 Winter Olympics Ice Hockey

Anything from BlackedRaw.com

You know I've recently noticed on porn sites a lot of "Canadian girl gets fucked" type of titles. Seems weird since "Canadian girls" never really seemed a big genre or even something that's wholly distinct from any other white girl niche. I guess since Canada seems to be mopping the floor with the US these days both politically and socially, pornsites with the help of alphabet agencies have had to create an illusion of cuckoldry for the Americans in order to make them feel better about this.

It's just funny to be able to witness firsthand the conditioning of the American populace via porn sites.

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cube

Paesschandle with the Canadian cosmic Christ who died for our sins because of some advanced trench warfare crucifixion techniques the crafty Germans developed.

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A Cry in the Wild

Incendies

Who do I become a leafaboo?

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Not sure, but I love any movie starring this kiness

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Good picks.

Hobo feels like a lot of canadian made shows. Shit budget with one good named actor. Fubar is pretty decent if your looking for trailer trash in canada.

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Wish there was more kino about the North-West Mounted Police during the gold rush.

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>canadians want to maul this to death
truly the niggers of north, no better than oriental whale and dog killing niggers or the turbo retards who sniffs rhino horn dust thinking it makes them real men

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>huuurrr duuurrrr america is the bane of all evil
COPE

I'd call Letterkenny a guilty pleasure, but I dont feel guilt over anything I enjoy.

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based seal clubbing newfies

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>What is the most Canadian KINO you ever seen?
Hobo With A Shotgun is pure leafkino.
Colored money, cops that don't give a shit, Strombolopolous and Ricky dying horribly. It's great.

this. it's goofy shit but it's charming too. probably won't appeal to non-canadians though

jacob two two

Absolutely disgusted by the lack of Trailer Park Boys being posted ITT

>Ayy my minor league hockey idol is now rewritten to be a sheeny and I, the sheeny screenwriter will play his BEST FRIEND
Baruchel is by far the shittiest and least talented of all those Apatow kike hangers-on.
Good icefight scenes at least.

I enjoyed this one, reminds me of my brother and I.

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Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fuckin' percocets?

The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz

Things

No one said that. I just said you’re all dumb lemmings and it’s fun to watch you get trained wrongly from birth like a nation full of Wimp Lo’s.

If I wanted any lip out of you I'd lower my zipper

that's a sick movie, anybody who like action movies should really check it out

Imagine how interesting the lives of those men were

>american playing peacenik
you all hunted bison to virtual extinction from herds of 10s of millions in like 12 years

Alright fellas, post your towns/cities
Vancouver reporting
There is no good kino about this shithole, and most the stuff filmed here is also coincidentally shit

Living in a comfy log cabin that also has internet is like my dream.
Could get a husky or German Shepard too

I thought Vancouver was the nicest of Canada's cities.

Don't forget: Keanu's birthday is today.

Halifax. Fucking sucks here. No one else uses our time zone.

Rule of thumb, Canada's cities are almost all shit across the board. Exceptions being QC, Montreal and as far as I'm told, Halifax.
I think Calgary has simmering potential to one day be at least okay.

who cares lol bison aren't cute

Retard

>Canada seems to be mopping the floor with the US these days both politically and socially

Being a Chinese puppet state isn't exactly my idea of "mopping the floor with the US" and Canada has always been years behind any other first world country in terms of social movements, literally just following trends.

t. Canadian

>the political insights of the cumbrain

>Canada seems to be mopping the floor with the US these days both politically and socially
Eurocuck delusion

It's about a greasy punk rock band touring small town Canada, getting drunk, smoking a lot of darts, and their inner turmoil. Mid-90s Canadiana

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one of Canada's most beautiful exports of culture
Phil The Alien

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OBSESSED

lol the mutts are here

>Montreal
>Good

No, it's a post-modern hyper-liberal cesspool, Montreal is a socialite vacuum and Québec is dying of cancer thanks to Justin "full strings attached" Trudeau.

You can tell the mutts REALLY didn’t like that post by how quickly janny had to remove it

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still far far better than the majority immigrant and egregiously expensive Toronto and Vancouver, though it's gonna be next to fall to the unstoppable flow of chink money

Will try. Thank you. If it's as outrageous as Top of the food chain and the ending of Passchendaele, I'm in.

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>post-modern
No fucking idea what you could mean by this in the context of describing a city. If you mean architecturally then it still has much much more legacy architecture than any other Canadian city outside of QB
>hyper-liberal
This is true of all North American metropolises.
>socialite vacuum
True of all Canadian cities

Montreal has the best nightlife and a palpable culture unique to its geography, that alone puts it miles ahead of any other Canadian city. Plus it's way more affordable.

Bobcaygeon, moved up here from the city. First thing I noticed, it's all white.

Anyone in Edmonton who calls this place "Yeg" should inhale poison gas. I'd sooner call it Edmonchuk or Elympia like the nigs call it.

Calgary is awful, there's is almost nothing going on there
tons of money from being the economic center of the province but god help you if you're looking for something to do on a Friday night

>OWNING the amerimutts with your cuck porn fantasies
they were saving you the embarrassment, though they would ban you if they really wanted to help

>Muh nightlife
That, in no way, shape, or form, counteracts the dangerously passionless nature of its inhabitants.

>palpable culture unique to its geography
Lay down the bong bud.

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Stay mad mutt

Ginger Snaps, I don't even know if it was canadian made though, it just seems that way to me

>Cannucks complaining about "shitty" cities.
Cross the Erie and visit Cleveland. You'll gain new appreciation for how nice your city is.

Fubar

The last couple seasons sucked but the first few are kino

Letter kenny

Canadian Bacon
Enemy
All TPB movies
Scott Pilgrim

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Did you go because of the song? that's my favourite Hip song

Must have wanted a real man (aka non-American).

>Graham Greene

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Strange Brew
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I'll trade injuns for apefricans any time. At least if there's a facism takeover, you can ship coons to Africa. The chugs are stuck here unless we can trick them into returning to Siberia.

YEG

Ended up getting baked and firing some rope to this one.
Couldnt be helped

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I can't stand that show because I grew up going to school with a bunch of people who were like a number of the characters in the show, particularly that hockey player duo. Those people are actually some of the most brain dead and intolerable people I've ever met.

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london ontario

How do we escape?

Winnifag here

Pontypool?

Albertistan poster here, rollin coal and and smokin Cronk

Tfw I'm visiting London right now and might stay for good. What should I do here?

There's lots and lots of forests here. Go for a walk in one maybe?
Anyways all the interesting things worth doing are downtown, outside of that it's just retail stores and malls

Leave.
But seriously, just go walk around springbank, may be go check out the architecture at the western campus, then you can leave.
This city has nothing to offer anyone outside of drinking and family dealings in city hall. It is a depressing sandtrap for those unable to leave it.

Is there a more influential movie/tv show to come out of Canada than Trailer Park Boys?

Calgary wins imo, and I've lived all over Canada.

>Vancouver too expensive
>Toronto filled with pajeets and asians, hot in the summer cold in the winter
>praries LMAO
>Maritimes are economically JUSTed
>Quebec filled with whiners
>Calgary has fair CoL and good economics, cold winters but the chanooks every once and a while melt all the snow

If you complain that there is "nothing tod o on a Friday night" you are probably 18 years old and think partying is the epitome of good living.

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How do you Cannucks deal with the cold? I live in Ohio and these -30F winters are killing me.

Idk user seems like a lot more of a happening city than my home town in Saint John New Brunswick

stay inside

It's a simple trade off. We suffer greatly in summer heatwaves while US anons suffer greatly in winter deep freezes

Pontypool

Most Canadians travel/explore like crazy in the summer from what I've seen, since they know their winters will keep them pretty indoors.

>Kevin Smith earnestly believes this is what "tween girls'' want

Wear warm clothes.

went to Canada last week and apparently you can touch the strippers there? quite the wakeup call compared to American strip clubs, but it was nice to cup some huge titties and feel their tight little tummies

You can fuck the strippers in certain places

The Final Sacrifice

Yes it is based.

The closer you get to Quebec the more relaxed the rules are.

I was shocked to find out there were strip clubs where you couldn't touch the strippers, literally what is the point of going then?

>tfw got really drunk one night and licked a stripper's pusy and she yelled at me

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I almost did that lmao

Saint John's is actually fairly nice though. You're right on the water so sailing isn't a hassle. On top of that you're not dealing with as many people trying to make their way through a city designed by an inbred child.
London is just the halfway point between Toronto and Windsor that refuses to develop itself in any meaningful way. The city council and the main business entities that operate in the city function exclusively as tight-knit cliches made up of family members or friends of the families.

To make it all worse we have people from Kitchener/Toronto buying up property, and Chinese, who have deals cut with Fanshawe and Western, buying up a fuck ton of property too.
So you're basically looking at a place that's becoming unreasonably expensive to live in, that is overtly hostile to anyone trying to start or build a business without any connections to the major players.

how did it taste like

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Trailer Park Boys obviously.

Pic related is the only canadian kino

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Hard to remember. Fucking drunk mixed signals man. I'm sure strippers deal with that shit all the time lmao

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>Going to a strip club
>Paying some thot money just to get blue-balled

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>London is just the halfway point between Toronto and Windsor that refuses to develop itself in any meaningful way

See imo I think that's a good thing

it's a nice middle ground between boring towns and major metropolises like toronto

I went with my girlfriend who was also touching the girls

When I was 22 I got a couple dances in a row from a hot young brunette, on the third she was letting me suck on her tits, by the fourth she was sitting in my lap legs spread fingering herself a bit, let me lick her fingers afterwards. Guess it pays to be respectful and wear deodorant because I'm a sperg.

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I like Leafland a lot but the cold is way too much. If only Merica and Canada could switch geographical positions.

can you jerk off in front of the strippers?

if not then what's the point?

I lived EOA for 3 years

It's easy to bring a stripper home for a threesome if you and your girl aren't completely ugly, couple hundred bucks at most from what I hear

I talked to all of the girls about their job/life because I'm fascinated by the sex trade in general and the common complaint is that they hate indians because of how bad they smell

Indians do smell bad, it's their diet of all the spices, it's not even a racism thing they actually stink, especially when there's a million of them on the city bus going to your local college

good choice

Its jewish owned so Blacked is obviously from america

Just south of Toronto

Death Hunt (1981)
The Wild North (1952)
Both great outdoor adventures in Canada. Death Hunt based on actual events.

Grass is greener bud. SJ is full of bs too. Very unfriendly to entrepreneurs without connections. Also very poor job market. It is a demographic disaster

It's convenient for getting places since it's effectively in the middle of the province. The problems start to come up when you live here for long periods of time. There's not all that much to do without traveling, traveling is a bitch because the roads are awful and congested, and what little there is to do in the city itself revolves around working, drinking, or going to school.
London has very much been a university city for years now. Sure we have big offices like the TD or RBC buildings downtown, but the reality is that those companies travel to Toronto for all their events and training because London itself either lacks the facilities they want, or the ones they offer are far too expensive.

Don't get me wrong, there are some nice areas outside the city or around the Thames, but the city as a whole is a miserable boring place if you're not a party brat or married to your work.

corner gas

Seal clubbing is needed for proper balance in nature. Thats why it was banned and is being brought back

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Some mini docukino for you

PEI represent

If you like chinks, faggots and junkies it's wonderful.

Underrated and fully checked

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I can assure you that Calgary is a shithole that's only going downhill.
FUBAR is some great Calgaian Kino though

The one with these guys, not the other Fubar

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My post apocalypse robo-waifu

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Trailer park boys

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st. johns reporting

Trailer Park Boissss

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Victoria here
All that's filmed here is shitty hallmark movies and Xmen

only shame is you can't throw loonies and toonies at the strippers

haha hello canadians, how aboot a timbit for your pet moose, let's go play some ice hockey eh haha

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Yea Forums Canuck threads > Yea Forums canuck threads

vancouver best city, big city numba 1, we rika fried rice, ching chong wing wong

Nirvanna the Band the Show is absolute kino. Pretty hard to find unless you have CBC Gem
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based

Any interesting stories you hear? How do they rate other ethnic groups in terms of hygiene/behaviour?

Are Canadian women noticeably different from American women in habit or personality?

Came here for this, ya hoser.

cleaner and they have manners

ReBoot

Canadian from Ontario here, and you're full of shit if you truly believe they are any different than american women.

I've spent half my life in Canada and half my life in the US.

The women are essentially the same everywhere.

I've been to America a few times and have absolutely never heard a female there say please or thank you.

Kinda based honestly

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Where did you go.

I've done a bit of stomping around Georgia and everyone was very nice.

pontypool is a sick movie. very underrated as far as no budget horror goes

mon oncle antoine is true french canadian christmas kino

New York and Indiana

Wolfcop 1 and 2 are good Canadian kinos to watch at halloween time

>the most Canadian KINO you ever seen
XQC's stream

The first one was dumb fun. The second one was a mistake.

Charlottetown

me too, what part?

>Chinese puppet state
We're still a US puppet state. We let in a lot of chinks here but our governments hate each other.

You should have known about New York. Surprised by Indiana though

When I was a wagie at a call centre 90% of all calls from NY or Florida were fucking assholes

Hillsborough

that's near Stratford right? I'm still new to the area, anything interesting you'd recommend in the area?
I'm in the other corner, Capital and Upton

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classic

I'll vouch for this.

(((Liev Schreiber))) made that movie kino.
Whatever you do, DON'T watch part 2. Pure distilled garbage.

KW standing by.

I'm an Anglo-Canadian and I say Anglo-Canadian kino mostly sucks.
Atanarjuat (Inuktitut)
Le declin de l'empire americain (French)
are both true kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=khvy2-Qxuzw
full movie on youtube

>canadian
>not smoking pot
that's fake

no, they're all the same

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The Mask.
1st Canadian horror movies. Trippy as fuck. Scary bits are in 3d.
It's weird as landmarks are still as recognizable as watching The Boys today.

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Jesus of Montreal

hard core logo
strange brew
pontypool

bon cop bad cop is pretty good. a frenchy cop teams up with an ontario straight ass cop to solve a hockey murder, hilarity ensues.

Tusk

The only correct answer

Came here to post this, personally I fell in love with the setting. Just put some thought into it and I guarantee this setting will make more sense than basically every other post apocalypse ever even with the 90s retro futuristic tech

>unlimited fresh asian pussy from the two major universities
>love me some yellow tail fishy smelling pussy

cant complain

this is a horrible movie, do not believe his lies

I even liked the sequel

For me it's Monsieur Lazhar

WELL YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN 'WAY
BUT THEN YOU TELL ME THAT IT TOOK 3 DAYS

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Perfectly Normal (1991)

highway 61

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Corner Gas is so fuckin comfy

quality went downhil but beginning was great

based and

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Nanaimo nibba reporting in

you live in lake Ontario?

Vernon BC
>Vancouver has no good kino
you are wrong. Watch through a blue lens.

Corner Gas

Toronto

city is great but the people are shit

The guy this is based off is a cop in my hometown in Massachusetts.

>There is no good kino about this shithole
why is that? lots of countries that are doing worse than Canada have kino film waves. Why is canada's artistic output so lacking? or am i being a clueless americanized idiot? Seriously I can't think of any internationally famous Canadian music genre, or musician (except the band Preoccupations, who fell off after the first album), nor writer of tv/film director.

came to post this

>city is great
have you actually ever taken the subway or driven though the dvp? The city is fucking shit

nah the city is great if you're not a shut-in faggot with no spending money

>shut-in faggot with no spending money
basically you

Videodrome

>People leave my hometown, go to a big city, their life gets noticeably worse and they never come back
Why watch this on a tv screen when I can look out a window

you're the one that brought up the subway as if relying on it isn't 100% the sign of a poorfaggot

>He doesn't know about Rush

Canmore reporting
As a St. Catharines native, I find this town pretty based

Living in the city in Canada is like going to outer space because you're living room is too cold. Toronto is full of the worst kind of people on Earth, Montreal is a shell of what it was in the 70s, Calgary and Edmonton are the dreariest places in the entire world 3/4'ths of the year, Vancouver is full of hypebeast Asian people and they drove up all the property prices so much that a house costs nearly as much as an entire estate in some provinces, Victoria is like that too but with a fuckton of rain, Halifax is nearly completely gentrified with a fuckton of hipsters and alcoholics infesting every single side street and the entire city ruined due to terrible apartment buildings and laughable city planning. Anything else? Oh yeah, Regina is where the RCMP go to train because you have a higher chance of getting robbed there than making home on time with the amount of fucking traffic.

the brass rail is real kino

Do you actually live in Toronto? You're probably some tranny living in Edmonton. You have to take the subway in any large major metropolitan city you idiot tranny.

I want to get a job in the Rockies but Teck wont hire me. What can a guy do??

based. London is a shithole, but it has a weird charm to it.

I live downtown and walk to most places. I don't need to rely on it to get to and from work with the rest of the disgusting masses

ops pic is basically me but I’m not Canadian

Hipsters in Halifax? It's mostly niggers and rednecks there at least in Dartmouth anyway.

Vancouver in the 70s looks so comfy. My dad was a teen in Vancouver at this time, I'm jealous.

Toronto in the 1980s was amazing. Canada before 1998 was really a great country to live in.

This is a weird little known Canadian gem. It's essentially a parody based on the JT Leroy scandal, which got it's own adaptation this year starring Kristen Stewart.

Having seen both, Who is KK Downey is way better.

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I remember watching Uh-Oh in the 90s and thinking holy shit there are a lot of brown kids in Ontario. a taste of what was to come.

Hamilton here

Only Kinos I can think of are those by Xavier Dolan, along with Bligger, Longer and Uncut.

Alien Thunder

absolutely based

Canada's only consistently good media output was animation and slapstick comedy. Not sure about cartoons anymore because I don't keep up with it.

Red Green

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I'm glad I have memories of Vancouver in the early nineties when I was a kid. It's not much but it's nice to remember.

Weird revisionism. Things haven't "changed" that much, time have just changed and there are more developments.

>Rush
i always thought they were american

K I N G S T O N

Just moved here to do my masters at Queen’s. Probably the whitest city I’ve lived in apart from Charlottetown. Looking forward to bantzing zoomers in the courses I TA.

It's just nostalgia. I'm aware that places change over time but I still kinda miss the city that I was a kid in. In the same was that I miss the way my house was when I was a kid. It's still there, my parents still live there, the rooms are all still there, but things have changed.

vancouver forever

Murdoch Mysteries

This movie has one of the corniest sex scenes in film

Windsor. I can see where they filmed robocop across the river in Detroit

I saw this in theatres and was bored out of my skull. The love dialogue was terrible too

Toronto and I actually liked Scott Pilgrim

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>Calgary and Edmonton are the dreariest places in the entire world 3/4'ths of the year
Calgary gets more days of sun than any other city in Canada, what the fuck are you talkign about?

Edmonton is definitely shit though

Wow its -30 out and the sun is gonna set at 4pm but hey during the afternoon it sure was clear out!

Retard

Look up the definition of dreary before you make yourself look stupid. But I know it comes naturally.

Coquitlam here, please kill me

Is Halifax really that bad? I was thinking of moving there since it has an actual downtown unlike the rest of the east coast.

Lost of good shit in here.

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Kind of surprised no one has mentioned My Winnipeg
Im a burger btw

Van here, worked in the film industry, went crazy and am back at a 9-5

It was okay.

C.R.A.Z.Y. was a good movie as far as I can remember.

Also, Incendie too.

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kingston. just started uni, very comfy

>250+ replies
>No Kenny vs Spenny
youtube.com/watch?v=-EpQ9LSOKEg

Originally from London, live in Etobicoke now (the good part)

This. Montreal is easily the best city in Canada, and top 3 in North America

Roadkill
Yellowknife (the film, I'm not from there)

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Maybe if all you do is drink/do drugs

Its a shithole compared to both Toronto and Quebec.

thank fuck someone said it

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>Toronto
Completely soulless and devoid of any culture. Opinion discarded

Montreal is even more soulless and devoid of culture than Toronto. Literally name any specifics

the only worthwhile city in canada east of lloydminster is montreal
change my mind

This is such a shit tier clueless opinion that I’m going to assume you’ve never been to Montreal or Toronto, for that matter. Literally walk around downtown in both cities during the day and during the night and you’ll immediately see the difference. Also Montreal has a larger food, art, architecture, and music scene, aside from the obviously superior night life

Montreal is extremely overrated
>No good parks
>No recreation besides drinking/doing drugs/hookers
>Roads and public transit are either completely fucked or low quality
>Everyone speaks broken english or retard-tier french
>No good architecture, even the stuff on the river has been mostly replaced by luxury brand stores - only place where its intact is Quebec
>Overrated food
>Main festivals are in major decline (went to the last JFL and it was a joke)
Its trying to be New York in the way that people accuse Toronto of trying to be New York

Toronto has
>Huge parks
>Good transit
>Tons of beaches
>Everyone speaks English
>Can find anything you want in terms of shopping or food
>Wider variety of architecture
>Competitive restaurant scene, the food is way higher quality
>New major festivals every day, even local ethnic festivals have hundreds of thousands of visitors
>Neighborhoods have distinct identities
>Tons of venues - get world class acts all the time
>Theater district
>Sports teams in every major league
>Opportunity to make a pile of money
>St. Lawrence Market blows away any market in Montreal
>Pick any leisure activity you can do it here
>Tons of new shit to do every year

Montreal is a fucking joke kek.

don't care virgin

>d-d-don't care virgin
That's right faggot, fucking exposed.

didn't read this post

for me? it's nirvanna the band the show

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one week

I mean, tpb hands down. There's some other good shit, and tpb went downhill in later seasons, but it is the kinoest of Canadian kinos.

fuck off, bo-bandy

yits bin

Sup faggot where in Halifax. Or are you a dartmouth shitter like me.

>be in 10th grade
>history teacher brings class to see film for assignment
>le sex scene
>teacher visually cringes so hard

Fuck this boring film.

Ture

Great characters. Overrated film.

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>no mention of this underrated classic

youtu.be/FpDtxUNPIik

Underrated answer

Wish I saw this post years ago

Arby 'n' the Chief

I live in Quebec. The suburbs may be nice and calm but downtown, like old Quebec or St-roch, where the actual fun is happening is the same kind of people y'all hate as Montreal

woah this looks cool. thanks for posting

not that poster but i've seen that. some good poverty kino right there.

The part where the soldier gets crucified was weird

Oshawa ON

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Nick, get off of this website.

Matt, give me back my stuff.

North of 60

Regina, Saskatchewan. It's ok.

Salty milk and coins

I think it’s best you leave before things get out of hand.

Canadian Bacon

>Canada's cities are almost all shit across the board

I'm from Regina and I don't want to leave. Of course the inevitable response to that's "haw haw regina that's not even a city etc".

Based, same here

>Canadian
Uhhhh.

>ctrl-f
>"Strange Brew"
>your post
thanks fren

hey I've got a stupid sounding completely serious foreigner question: Is anyone from the Northwest Territories or far northern reaches of Canada? and is your life there extremely challenging?

No, but I've been to Whitehorse. You'd be disappointed at how ordinary it is (I know I was).

The Neddeaus of Duqesne Island

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Based

Test

Helicopter Canada (1966)

ayyyyy same