The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth
>you must spend the next 18 months in a specially constructed underground bunker with 20 anons until the surface is habitable again
>you're allowed one and only one kino to bring into the bunker
choose wisely, Yea Forums. you'll have to watch it every day for 18 months.

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>the sun has fallen out of orbit
>sun
>orbit

cant believe this thread still baits people

Somebody should shoop la luz extinguido into that entry.

Ferris Bueler's Day Off

days of our lives

>What are basic mechanics of the solar system

does each user get to bring one movie? or is it one for 20 people?

Don't worry, that bunker will save you.

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The sun falling makes no sense, the Moon on the other hand is a giant rock hovering over the Earth, imagine if it crashed

no, you have been chosen by the group to choose the entertainment, it's your only job.

op seems to be from the 14th century

The Fugitive

What an absolute unit

t h i q q

>cant believe this thread still baits people
>"I was pretending to be retarded. GOTCHA!"
OP, just GTFO.

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fake news

the bunker was designed and constructed by the earth's finest engineers. it can withstand 1000s of degrees of heat and is buried miles deep in the earth. it also has 18 months worth of food and water and oxygen tanks to last until the sun passes through the earth and it's safe again. just pick a fucking movie.

>entire planet turns into gas in 18 months of literal sunbathing
>bunker somehow manages to leave the sun despite it's gravitational pull
>nothing outside the bunker
can I at least have 2 (two) movies?

What the fuck? The sun would literally incinerate the earth if it were to somehow “fall out of orbit” and crash into us. I can’t believe how insanely fucking retarded you people are sometimes over what I suspect to be a meme thread anyway. I hope all of you find solace in the fact that your autistic machinations of your desires to be crushed by BBW women spawned yet another shitty Yea Forums thread and contributed to the further degradation of the site’s culture.

if the moon crashed into earth, the engineers wouldn't have enough time to build the bunker. it has to be the sun.

what if the moon came down reeeeeally slow?

Jeremiah Johnson. It's almost 100% beautiful great outdoors scenes with plenty of variation, and it's about a man socially isolating himself. The perfect movie to dream yourself away with when stuck in a claustrophobic hellbox filled with incels.

If I was stuck with bros instead of anons it'd be Master and Commander instead.

You're telling me that you take all the time to prepare this magic bunker and you only have room for one movie? Poor planning, if you ask me.

Well it’s orbiting around the galaxy.

this is why you would never be chosen for a spot in the bunker, you can't follow simple instructions. you only have one job, moron, choose a kino. the engineers have already figured out the bunker.

this thread has been posted literally dozens of time, retard
its not OP being an idiot, its that your impulse control is as low as your iq

all of earth's knowledge will be stored in the bunker, jackass. there's only room for a 5gb thumb drive. pick a movie or gtfo of my bunker.

I need a question answered first. Would I be having to watch the 1 kino I bring with the other anons or would it be for me to watch alone?

it's already been explained, you have been chosen to pick the kino that everyone will watch.

>What the fuck? The sun would literally incinerate the earth if it were to somehow “fall out of orbit” and crash into us. I can’t believe how insanely fucking retarded you people are sometimes over what I suspect to be a meme thread anyway. I hope all of you find solace in the fact that your autistic machinations of your desires to be crushed by BBW women spawned yet another shitty Yea Forums thread and contributed to the further degradation of the site’s culture.

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you'd only need the bunker to protect you during the day while the sun is on, rest of the time it would be cool

How does something orbit a flat planet

Shrek on VHS

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Seven Samurai

the sound of music 1965. has broad appeal, is wholesome and has a positive message.

>the sun doesnt have an orbit

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Fucking newfags, lurk for two years before posting

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The good bad and the ugly

Armory Disgrace! Ginger and Big Booty Ho Search For Dick. The only worthwhile video Tina Horn was ever in, sadly.

Sun orbits around a blackhole.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)

The Thing, I guess.

5gb is like 10 yify movies though

Alright then geniuses, since that's so obviously what OP meant then the sun goes into a collision course with the black hole at the center of the galaxy, dragging the entire solar system with it, meaning that the Earth is fucked anyway. Are you happy now?

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I forgot to mention that you may be murdered by the others if you pick a film they don't like.

patrician choice.

After all of the hard work and engineering that went into ensuring the survival of the human race, your only job is to pick a fucking movie, and you can't even do that. I can assure you that a lazy whiner such as yourself would NEVER be chosen to be one of the bunker survivors.

>le lurk meme
No one falls for that anymore.

The real kicker is that if no other films survive, you 20 anons must transcribe and reenact all other films you consider worthwhile to carry them into the future

A post-apocalyptic rebuilt society wouldn't be enticed by the stories we tell to entertain ourselves. They'd just focus on telling their own stories, based on the problems and triumphs of their own society.

I think I would bring with me something intelligent and witty, so I could keep noticing more details each time i watch it again, something like Oblivion (tom cruise).
That's a really interesting concept Op!

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
What?
>and is on a collision course with Earth
Huh?
>>you must spend the next 18 months in a specially constructed underground bunker with 20 anons until the surface is habitable again

There will be NO surface. There would be no planet. Do you have any idea how fucking big the sun IS op?

youtube.com/watch?v=3JdWlSF195Y

Where's Ancalagon the Black?

Pic related. Every. Damn. Day.

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Fucking kek.

I bring a single copy of Simpsons S11E5, it is the one piece of media that has to preserved for future generations

>the sun has fallen out of orbit

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Kung Pow

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MR HICKEY YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF THIS SOLAR SYSTEM

Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

It's something I can't imagine anyone with a pulse getting tired of, all the passion and care Jackson took with the LotR films but with the additional benefit of the studio finagling trusting him and his additional expertise as a filmmaker.

The absolute state of newfaggot redditfugee cucks.
Why do they all try so hard to argue about science on a fucking kino board? Trying to get dick and sharty upboat science points?
We dont do that shit around here gayass cocksucking faggots, pick a film.
I pick Big Trouble in Little China.

Unironically, if the sun were to fall out of galactic orbit and hurled toward deep space, would earth and the other planets just be dragged behind the sun? Would it be survivable?

>sun on collison course with earth
>habitable again
some kinda porn with a story

This isn't the movie board any more. It's the shitposting board. So people will naturally shitpost about the joke premise rather than answer the question.

Anal Acrobats 3

Zardoz
it will be the basis of our new society

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Melancholia would be quite fitting, but quite depressing as well.
So I'd go with Withnail and I. Comfy countryside, cathartic boozing, and that Hamlet bit for a bit of philosophical redemption. Fantastic soundtrack, lots of laughs, outstanding rewatch value. Every line is memorable.

>would earth and the other planets just be dragged behind the sun?
yes, in their respective orbits
>Would it be survivable?
yes, otherwise they wouldn't have gone through the trouble of building the shelter. now pick a fucking film.

Nigga.
1. The earth orbits the sun, the barycenter of the orbit is inside the sun
2. The earth would be completely vaporized almost immediately, ain't no surviving that shit

I essentially lived this existence as a young boy. One of the only VHS movies we had managed to copy with my brother was Big Trouble in Little China. So I watched it repeatedly, dozens of times. Not a bad pick. The rewatch value is insane. It's got humor, action and eastern witchcraft in equal measures, and none of those falls short. It's like a gritty, grimey, real world Indiana Jones movie.

>Comfy countryside
That countryside is the opposite of comfy. Designed to be so.

>(possibly hollow)

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It's still comfy. Overcoming adversity is comfy. Even if it takes one Uncle Monty to overcome it.

Boogie Nights.

It has to be something cheerful. If tv series do count, all the seasons from Kenny VS Spenny then. It would also inspire us to do some competitions and make time pass.
Alternatively, What we do in the shadows, for similar reasons, except we'll roleplay as vampires once the inevitable madness from isolation kicks in.

It probably won't be that big a deal. The sun is roughly the size of a basketball so it'll probably bounce back into orbit

>The Earth will be habitable again after a collision with the Sun
What the fuck, OP?

Imagine the smell

You blithering fucking retard.

this. it would take the earth years to recover from a collision with the sun, you'd need alot more than one movie.

Groundhog Day.

Starship Troopers, it will lay the groundwork for the egalitarian "fascist" utopia we will build upon our reemergence.

underrated post

The Sunset Limited

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME......

This.

Oh shit yify new this would happen all along and prepared in advance. Thanks yify.

I'd pick a film that would provoke debate. My choice would be, "The Phantom Menace"

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