CONFIRMED SPOILERS FOR STAR WARS: RISE OF SKYWALKER >Kylo Ren tries to apologize for killing Han Solo, he really means it, but she won't accept his apology and beats Kylo Ren in anger. >Palpatine comes back to life and kills Kylo Ren when he's weak >Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to lifeand have an epic fight and kill the emperor >They all have lightsabers, including leia >Rey is a descendant of palpatine >The movie ends with Rey looking at the twin suns on palpatine, sad that she couldn't save Kylo Ren, the last skywalker.
Somebody who has inside source on lucasfilm and leaks everything star wars related months before release. He leaked everything about the force awakens and the last jedi, a year before their releases
Lincoln Moore
Still not going to see it tho.
Noah Brown
Yeah I think I prefer the yuuzhan vongs
Jason Torres
>[Camera pans out as Rey rubs her belly] >"So he truly was the last Skywalker... >Until now." >[Cue fanfare]
Oliver Collins
>rubs belly d-did she vore him ?!
Josiah Cox
Does Chewbacca winks at the camera in the end?
Alexander Perez
I remember the leak for VIII. Was pretty good.
Then the movie came out. Oh no...
Luke Moore
>Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to lifeand have an epic fight and kill the emperor She's fucking dead
Daniel Russell
>at the twin suns on palpatine,
Brody Williams
If vore was the first thing that came to your mind there you are truly a lost case
They ARE desperate, they lost billions on two theme parks that were empty during summer. That means they are going to lose much more on the winter season,
Kevin Moore
the real leak is the jar jar emperor
Nicholas Sanders
this so much. It's sad that I don't have any interest to see the final one because TLJ sucked hard. JJ will probably do a much better job than Johnson and probably make an okayish movie but I just don't want to support Disney anymore. They're just a marketing machine that tries to cater to retards. It's a shame because I'm sure that JJ would have otherwise delivered a great trilogy had he been given complete creative control
>but she won't accept his apology and beats Kylo Ren in anger. Because she knew Han Solo for at least two days. He was very important to her.
Robert Taylor
The Force has shown her how great of a guy he was.
Oliver Sullivan
ITT: bullshit and shilling for a series nobody cares about anymore because Disney ruins everything they touch
Aaron Taylor
THICC
Elijah Jackson
>So there has been a theory going around and has been confirmed that like Anakin was born of the force Rey will also become pregnant without any father being involved. Disney wants a new trilogy after this which involves Rey returning to Naboo to take over House Palpatine, she becomes a senator in the new democratic republic. Rey will bring progressive ideals to the galaxy such as free gender reassignment surgery, force clinics where jedi train using dilators etc Sounds really frickin good
Kevin Powell
It's MakingStarWars(Jason Ward) so it's real
Hunter Kelly
>>So there has been a theory going around and has been confirmed that like Anakin was born of the force Rey will also become pregnant without any father being involved. Disney wants a new trilogy after this which involves Rey returning to Naboo to take over House Palpatine, she becomes a senator in the new democratic republic. I would actually be okay with this
Angel Nelson
idk I just made it up but I mean come on, Disney will want more movies after this and doing a 'soft reboot' on anakin with familiar places and faces is right up their alley
Levi Clark
Can someone do a SOUL vs SOULLESS comparison with Darth Maul drawing his lightsaber and Rey drawing hers?
Austin Gomez
>>Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to lifeand have an epic fight and kill the emperor
Disney are ditching nu-wars, and doing trilogies not related to this time line.
Their current thinking is that if they want to return to this time, they will use FG Luke rather than Rey. Mark Hamill doesn't have a massive coke problem that makes him difficult to control, and is more marketable.
Christopher Lopez
>>Kylo Ren tries to apologize for killing Han Solo, he really means it, but she won't accept his apology and beats Kylo Ren in anger. >Palpatine comes back to life and kills Kylo Ren when he's weak Why is Kylo such a terrible non-threat of a villain? He loses every fight
Tyler Roberts
>You don't know the power of the dark side uWu~
Andrew Jackson
>kill all the skywalkers >the entire nu wars trilogy is just a cynical destruction of all the hope and happiness of the original trilogy this is so fucking bad
Carter Nelson
>cynical destruction of all the hope and happiness
That sums up pretty much every franchise these days. Even Superman became a cynical and depressing crapfest. Christopher Nolan ruined everything.
Brody Hill
Did they really "leak" that hoping people would be more interested in the movie? Cause I've only seen negative reaction toward it outside of here.
Logan Long
>>Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to lifeand have an epic fight and kill the emperor >>They all have lightsabers, including leia >>Rey is a descendant of palpatine Oh my god, I'm so excited I'm literally jizzing myself. I'll be there on opening night just jizzing all over the theatre seats and any unfortunate bystanders that come close to me cause this is just SO FREAKING EPIC
I want to believe no one is braindead enough to believe any of these "leaks", but after the shit I see in this fandom...
The only thing that sounds plausible is Kylo apologizing and Rey still being mad and that isn't even a "leak" as Daisy hinted at it in a recent interview saying "Is an apology ever enough? Will actions speak louder than words?"
Benjamin Morris
I mean he isn't wrong, as nice as the older movies are its nice to see a little more diversity in the cast and bringing it back to what lucas said, these movies are for children, when rose saved finn I saw the kids faces light up with happiness, they were telling their parents how much they loved them and stuff. Even the casino planet was an absolute blast and at the same time we are teaching the next wave of star wars fans that you dont have to be the prettiest slant eyed gook or the smartest nigger.
Because he has to follow the will of the force, and the will of the force is for Luke to finish his training, not run into a trap.
Christopher Fisher
>these movies are for children >anakin slaughtering younglings is for kids. >Jedi genocide is for kids >Political intrigue and plotting is for kids. Name a more braindead argument.
Justin Diaz
I think it was more of a choice not to interfere, not that he couldn't. Still beyond moronic to have a literal force ghost fight though.
Brayden Perry
Lucas said the movies are made for 12 year olds. Doesn't matter what you say, the creator has told you who he made them for and it isnt fucking man children.
Adrian Green
Why aren't the children toys selling then? Surely if kids loved it so much there wouldn't be so many at bargain stores and clearance isles. Watching star wars as a kid and reacting them with my toys were one of the best parts of the growing up.
Josiah Myers
The leak isn't real, don't get worked up
Jackson Johnson
>kids media is supposed to be shitty Another brainlet argument.
Logan Smith
Because parents don't have the same sort of disposable income, because that kid in the ghetto who wants his hero finn can't afford it?? duh Who made that argument? nobody you brainless cunt, fuck off
Ayden Richardson
>thinking ANYONE stands a chance against based sheev in lightsaber combat
>Because parents don't have the same sort of disposable income, because that kid in the ghetto who wants his hero finn can't afford it?? duh Then why are other toys selling well?
Hudson Butler
such as? show me the data
Ethan Nelson
>Rey is a descendant of palpatine Imagine wrinkling old Sheev going to town on some young imperial recruit
Connor Morgan
>jews put a foreskin monster in star wars
Adrian Cox
Nah
He totally banged sly moore when he was chancellor though
Aaron Miller
>Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to life and have an epic fight and kill the emperor cringe. thats the most fanservice thing imaginable
Yeah, he's a Disney shill, but his leaks are always real
Josiah Torres
>Palpatine comes back to life and kills Kylo Ren when he's weak >Leia dies in the movie, but she and Luke come back to lifeand have an epic fight and kill the emperor
What's the point of dead people coming back to life to kill each other, if they can come back to life?
Luis Reyes
I still don't people siting any of his leaks that ended up real, and I can't find any online
Lincoln Robinson
Don't see people*
Adrian Wood
Just listened to the abridged, highly produced version of New Jedi Order on Audible over the last few months; it’s incredible how much better written those stories are than the shit were given now.
Brody Baker
What is “FG Luke”?
Ian Ramirez
Well you might be brain damaged because the vong shit was absolutely despised until the age of old thing bad new thing good
Brody Harris
>the age of old thing bad new thing good I mean old thing good new thing bad
Sebastian Long
You can’t even convey a logical thought using English. Vong were always kino pleb filters.
Thomas Brown
Pleb filter is just a fancy way of saying universally hated
Luke Robinson
wouldn't her eyes instantly dry up and bleed in space?
Christian Wood
>proven source Nice try you worthless retard
Kevin Ortiz
The masses are stupid, hive minded sheep, easily placated. The MCU is a perfect example.
Cameron Hill
>Even in the leaks, movie is still shit
Kylo loses for a fourth time, who could have seen that coming
Josiah Rogers
>doesn't mention the junker girl >doesn't mention Matt Smith's character
>she won't accept his apology and beats Kylo Ren in anger. >Rey looking at the twin suns on palpatine, sad that she couldn't save Kylo Ren,
That doesn't make any sense. She beats him so Palpatine can kill him, and then she's sad she couldn't save him? If this is true they are now actively making sure I hate everything Rey does
Anthony Cooper
He'd batter resurect himself and leave his faggot nephew dead.
Christopher Gonzalez
Why do people make fake leaks? 5mins of fame?
Hudson Lopez
Why do people doubt legit leaks? 5mins of fame?
Kevin Parker
>Rey is Palpatine's granddaughter >C-3PO becomes an evil sith droid Its sound bad enough to be true. Also why is JJ so uninspired?
Hey! Maybe if the shills keep posting topics about star wars, people will be interested and go see it at cinemas?! It worked really well for The Last Jedi, Ghostbusters, Alita... the list goes on
Eli Hill
>casino planet was a blast You overplayed on your bait
Thomas Brooks
They already destroyed that continuity when Yoda force lightninged a tree. Also the hyperspace ram. They literally do not care
Joshua Perez
>she...beats Kylo Ren lmao
Parker Thomas
Why the hell does Rey care if Kylo killed Solo? She barely new him.
Lucas Anderson
hehe well spotted
Ryan Martinez
Because she latches onto randos cause she lived a very lonely life. t. lonelyfag
Ryan Edwards
For pity's sake, enough with the reassignment jokes, most trans people don't even do that shit
Christopher Thomas
Why even bother with anything since there will always be a dark side of the force and always a baddie to use it. Might as well just hyperspace ram a star destroyer through every planet
Tyler Flores
My thoughts exactly.
Grayson Perez
dilate
James Ross
Yes, prequels are more for tweens and teens than lil' children
That could have worked if not for his portrayal in TLJ.
Benjamin Howard
"We fucked by raping and killing the villain and the heroes, please watch our movie and buy our toys"
Lincoln Rodriguez
>I just don't want to support Disney anymore just buy a ticket for another non-disney movie at the same time and place user
Oliver Hughes
They will leave it ten years, and rely on voice acting and cgi. They will let people forget about how they fucked up Luke in TLJ, even in ROS.
Luke will be portrayed as Rey's wise master, who she had a lot of respect for and felt as close to as a father, wait and see.
Julian Cruz
I've said for a while that they should pull a Logan. Call it a 'legends' story if you want, but just have a samurai/western of old man Luke going on one last journey as he sees the effects of their win at the end of rotj of the rest of the galaxy
Jeremiah Flores
C3PO has red eyes so it's most likely be a Bad Robot design so JJ will get the royalties on the merch. He pulled the same stunt on TFA, remember 3PO with a red arm?
>Christopher Nolan ruined everything. Woah fag, take it up with either Zach Snyder or Frank Miller.
Carter Johnson
Funny how majority of american slave owners were jewish and watto had white slaves (ultimate jewish fantasy) Is this how the jew really sees the goyim? hmm will have to research into it
jesus christ imagine the smell in those thigh crevices after she has been sitting for 5 hours
Joseph Jenkins
Her lightsaber is a big tube which when fired up produces meth or crack clouds for her to suck on for increased force powers.
Carter Robinson
Normal bodies don't work like your fat rolls.
Colton Peterson
Zori something. Poe's ex-gf. At first I thought she was some kind of mandalorian but in reality I think they just want another try at making a Boba Fett meme character, even after they failed badly with Phasma.
Caleb Martinez
>rise_of_skywalker/ >couldn't save Kylo Ren, the last skywalker
Not much of a rise.
Hudson Barnes
Depends on what Kylo does before he dies. Might be referring to a specific part of him.
Mason Smith
>that webm fuckin hell, im dyin
Nathan Lewis
He'll come back as a force ghost to fuck her.
Jason Taylor
Another pathetic attempt at getting parents to force young girls to like Star Wars.
You mean the continuity where Force ghosts can lighting things, Hyperspace can explode fleets and ships can go FTL from and into planet's atmosphere not even fucking mentioning gravity wells?
