What did Yea Forums think of "The Shallows"?

What did Yea Forums think of "The Shallows"?

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4/10.

Blake’s career is more like “The Swallows”

>dude blake lively stuck on a rock for an hour and a half lmao
I was rooting for the shark the whole time

kino tummy

good not great

Great tits
flat ass

it was pretty shallow

What’s up with all the Blake lively threads? There’s like 2-3 of them up now

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Normies just saw Simple Favor because it was added to streaming sites

>flat ass

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Cause she’s /ourgirl/. Deal with it.

I'd swim in her shallows if you know what I mean.

high heels to lift her butt

does silicone float? she's got a life vest there

that the reef is still the best shark movie after jaws.

High heels lift everything but the toes. Her ass should stay on the same part of her body regardless of what shoes she's wearing.

>high heels
>padded underwear
>figure-molding dress
>posture

You'll have a heart-attack the minute you see a woman when it wakes up in the morning.

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Why is this woman being pushed on this board so much all of a sudden

Shallow and pedantic.

*fake tits

cope

Don't make them not great

fake tits are great.

t. virgin

that's a nice tum

>wouldn't want to suck on a great pair of fake tits
I think you're the one here clinging hard to your virginity

Midriff is the thinking man's fetish

Imagine being a shark and biting into her taut tummy. Feeling your teeth sink into her supple flesh as she thrashes around in pain, screaming an crying. And then you crunch all the way through, severing her spine and bisecting her entire body. Her legs drift down into the abyss and the top of her lifeless torso floats upwards to the surface, face frozen in anguish.

literally like sucking on a football, seek help for your oral fixation

>literally like sucking on a football,
You also think holding real breasts feels like holding bags of sand don't you kek

No it's like holding a sock filled with salty nickels

gays love that movie for some reason

bravo!

bimbofication is a chad fetisch buddy.

as a binge-fap?
10/10
as a kino?
3/10

how stupid can you be?

Her ass isn't fat enough
I CAN'T COOM

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this

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it's cute

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sequel when?

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Daily reminder: Ryan Reynolds taps dat ass on the nightly.
You'll never even come close to touching anything like that.

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I already dated an Stacy, but she cucked me with her cousin.

needs to stop removing her fluff

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fluff?

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muff fluff