>finish movie
>look up "movie ending explained"
Finish movie
what’s wrong with that?
>finish movie
>look up its tvtropes page
Not wanting to know other people's takes and analysis what are you a fag boy
>what’s wrong with that?
I do this.
>they all retards who can't understand nor create too the very least use it as the source for creative intrigue and so they will never know the joy of thinking on it themselves
>finish movie
>make a thread on Yea Forums
>start new movie or TV show
>Immediately search online if there's any nude pics of the actresses
>watch looper
>try making diagram with straws and shit
>it doesn't work
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LOOK UP THE MEANING OF THE MOVIE YOU HAVE TO COME TO THAT CONCLUSION YOURSELF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>finish movie
>ask Yea Forums what I thought about it
>finish a movie
>I liked it
>make a thread on Yea Forums about it
>they hate it
>now I hate it
I did this with primer but I’m a brainlet
>watch movie
>stop it every ten minutes to browse Yea Forums
what if i'm just interested in other peoples' interpretations and opinions
Primer isn't about solving all the timelines. That's not important.
tardkino
>finish movie
>look up it's IMDb trivia page
imagine being such a smoothbrain you need other people to think for you
>finish movie
>don't remember what happened in it
Just did this with Parasite
it's cringe because it implies you thought the movie was real. Fake events don't have an "explanation" cuz they're literally made up
> Men like us are the glue that chugs this hellish industry
do americans really do this? holy shit, you are dumb.
>Finnish movie
>can't understand what they're saying
I mostly just want to see if they enjoyed all the same jokes I did.
>Go to funny moments page
>Favorite moment isn't in there
>Extemely lame joke is there instead
>want to watch movie
>look it up on wikipedia and read the first paragraph of the synopsis, but don't get too far in.
>pause the movie at regular points to make sure you understand it, consulting the internet for the plot and character names
This is literally me
>watch nu male slow burn mystery thriller
>wow what the fuck is that plot twist! wheres the build up?
>huh? but what happened at the end?
>this doesnt resolve even half of the plot
>why did they foreshadow only the non important parts?
>its a vague make up your own mind but the producer will later tweet the correct answer on a reddit AMA episode
>watch ww2 movie
>look it up and find ww2 actually happened
Do europeans really get beheaded by muslims?
i did this recently with akira and the "explanation" video didn't explain shit because it was a botched manga adaptation.
>Some user makes a thread about some movie on Yea Forums
>Talk shit about it, claim it sucks
>I never actually have seen the movie
>