F

He's going to make it

>"suffered major back injuries"
Could be nothing, I "broke my neck" a year ago and was walking the next afternoon. Still sucked, but he could be fine.

Maybe he’ll become like Chevy Chase after he fucked up his back doing pratfalls all the time on SNL and developed a lifelong addiction to pain killers and basically became a drug addict in and out of rehab his whole
Life

one millimeter at a time

dat nigga dead

what happens when you break your neck?

It was at its height too, his career was too short man

The bones in your neck break

>black
more like Pryor
literally everyone wanted to be like Cosby

We walked to get help. This could very much be the case if he ends up paralyzed, let alone dead.

I'm pretty sure I had the least serious version of a broken neck possible and I still spent a couple months in a neck brace and a few more doing rehab to minimize it causing lifelong pain.

Tell that to zod's snapped neck

did you take your abilify this morning?

kek

Anyone over 5 foot would have had their head ripped off. Niggas lucky the top of the steering wheel acted like a roll cage.

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he dead

nah probably some Teddy Pendergrass type situation went down

This is Dave Chappelle's fault.

Lel
>don’t you dare put that evil on David

I get it, it's just not good.

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>spine broken
F

It's just a cover up for the leg extensions. this nigga boutta pop on stage at 6'0" with a whole new routine

Well RIP
Did he have any upcoming movies?

Kevin Hart has had more sex than everyone on this board.
Just think about that for a moment

He's featured on the new episode of comedians in cars getting coffee through a feeding tube

>Could be nothing
DID YOU SEE THE PICTURES OF THE CAR

That's the fucking joke, you sniveling, atrocious dunce.

Holy shit, dude.

Isn't this how Doctor Strange started?

>SHAQQED

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Wow. My grandfather was right. Short people do have some benefits.

>6'2" vs 5'11"

Lol

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this show was gold
I miss toonces the cat

F

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RIP Chris Rock I loved him in Shanghai Noon

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kek

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I guess things aren't looking up for him.

It was cut open by the firefighters. The two others were still trapped inside. The one of the trapped only had minor injuries. Hart was able to walk off the scene to get help.

>this turbomanlet has had more sex than i'll ever have

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f

I can't believe he drove me around in a lyft once

Hart attack?

So is he going to pull a Tracy Morgan after this?

lol

He may end up paralyzed. He was in a car with lap belts from the 60s

I guess he’s going to be a sit down comedian from now on

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Due to all the photoshopping on the internet, I had a take another second to process this to make sure I wasn't imagining this photo.

> To get help

> There is no such thing as a cell phone

He called his crew to pick him up and take him home, leaving the others in the wreckage of an overturned wreck.

You may not know this but cell phones tend to get broken/thrown around/out of the car in crashes, especially when the car overturns. It's not always a guarantee you'll have access to it in the event of a crash.
And he was transported by ambulance to the hospital where he probably still is.

deserved to die for installing a stupid fucking dial shifter instead of a real stick

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Anybody know how bad his back injury is?

Major

Is he going to be paralyzed?

No, he's got millions of dollars.

That is so fucking lame and tacky, god damn this should not bother me but it does

Old school!

So did fdr

is it normal to have that much space in the engine bay?

I fucking hate those shit.

>it's real
ahhhh shit. i dont really care about him but damn.

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I head the drs say minor, but then they looked at his dob.

FDR was 199 years ago.

Depends how badly you break it. If your spinal cord breaks then you’re dead or paralysed.

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>No, he's got millions of dollars.

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Good Kevin Heart is literally one of the worst “comedians” out right now. Literally bixtier garbage that only attracts the Madea crowd.

>auto

What the fuck is wrong with Americans

This is Trumps America.

>all that money and effort into retromodding that shit
>a
>fucking
>dial shifter
holy SHIT

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doctors say he gonna need a backiotomy

There are four important muscles that connect your head to your neck and support it in such a way that you don't snap the part of your spine that goes up and connects. There was a famous case of a young child riding a bike hit by a car who snapped all 4 of these muscles, but did not damage his spinal cord, and had few permanent complications.

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test

>putting that auto tranny shit in a vintage muscle car
>having that limpdick shift knob to top it off
Ahhhhhhhh, SHIETTTT NIGA WHAT WEERE U THINKIN

>is it normal to have that much space in the engine bay?
its an old school muscle, so yea.

On those cars, yes. The engine bays on them are huge.

>letting someone drive your car
deserved it

that's what you get for being a homophobe

lfrsolutions.com/boosie/1543/

He’s paralysed.

usually yes, the more space you have the easier its to work on
but that is a show car, everything is tucked away so it "looks good and clean" aka a real bitch to work on for anyone who didn't set it up

I have no idea why you would by a sports car and get it in auto.

t. daily drives a stick shift

It's an old car with a modern engine, so there's extra space. The older engines were much bigger/spread out.

what kind of shit source is this

literally made by AI

Imagine being the person with Kevin Hart and every article is just talking about him.

>Carlos.png

I'd be glad because then they're not shaming me for my shit driving

Paul Walker went the same way.
RIP

They'll always be known as the person who nearly killed Kevin Hart.

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I don't even drive stick and even I find this blasph/o/my.

Shut up Meg.

You just know

i wish. fuck niggers.

Riding stick in L.A. is a bitch especially with all the traffic. Fuck that. Kevin did the right thing you tryhard gearheads.

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Kevin Hard to stand up any more

What's the difference between OJ and Kevin Hart?
OJ walked

rc cola!
hell yeah baby wooooo

He got out of the car by himself and went to his house before being taken to the hospital. Does anybody read what actually happened, or just rush onto this board to be edgy?

The reports were, Hart was picked up by his security people, taken to his nearby home, THEN his people took him to Northridge Hospital. The others were eventually cut out of the wreckage and transported to UCLA Medical, which is a "you are fooked" level of serious hospital.

F

R.I.P.

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F

Whenever Shaq stands next to someone I just picture him fucking that other person.

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There is no recovery from a major back injury, dumdum. I feel sorry for him.

To be fair that was like 30 years ago. Prognosis has actually advanced a surprising amount in this area.

so it's true that being a manlet probably saved his life

SPINAL

THHHPINAL

You dumbasses. Thats a hellcat engine. It makes 700+ horsepower. There no stick shift transmissions that can reliably take that power. Even the T56 magnum is at its limits there. Sure. The dial shift sucks. But it was probably the easiest transmission control he can get for that transmission. Which is the best mate for that engine. Since its fucking pushing 700+ horsepower and has more than 6 gears.
Also, unironically. The automatic shifts faster.

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>that engine bay
hnnnnnggggg

DRIVER AND PASSENGER ARE WHITE, DRIVING KEVIN'S CAR
RIOTS IN 3, 2...

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>white
user...

What is with this meme of big rim wheels? Why dont people have sidewall anymore?
You need some meat on them tires so they can actually connect to the ground

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what? they are probably jewish, but still white af

Why would you want that many HP in a daily driver vintage muscle? No wonder he crashed so hard

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>grandpa spent the last 10 years of his life in a wheelchair unable to move anything below his neck
Fucking legalize euthanasia everywhere, god damn.

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To make loud noises while you pussyfoot it around town because youre absolutely horrified of it.
t. Drag racer with a car he cant daily anymore

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Did the Gay Mafia have Kevin whacked?

There are no bones in the neck you retard.

Tell that to Epstein.

Unexpected kek.

yeah, the neck is made of jello and spaghetti mush

Sounds gay as hell. I just don’t get why people jack their Mustang or Supra up to 1000+hp and daily drive them. Must be horrendous

Im up to 961hp and I only track it. Its a 557BBF turbo car.

Just realized I'm as tall as him

Based retard

So what's the general consensus? Based or Cringe?

Why I still come here

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Imagine if you could meet him in person

(((Lesbian Mafia)))

Based

And?
Who gives a single fuck?
If he got his back rekt at least he'll have a lot of fond memories cause his ass certainly isn't having any more.

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He was on their clit list

>I determine someone's value by how many persons he fucked

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Why the hate for dial shifters?

There it is again, this image. Cute!! A cute!!!!

The quality of feel is quite low. They arent as rigid as even a cheap cars automatic shifter. Theyre also odd. No one is used to them yet, and it was an answer to a problem that didnt exist.

They'd rather hold a large shaft in their hands

Jesus, my grandfather was left-side paralyzed for like 15 from a stroke, that was bad enough.
Did nothing but drink constantly.

Kev Hart has 2 stand-up specials that are absolutely untouchable 10/10

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It's an automatic so it wouldn't have made any difference at all.

Hart managed to get out of the vehicle and look for help with major back injuries? impressive if true.

Only non retard

Yeah, you tell him grandma

THIEF

>His final post
it's not fair bros

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boy nigga wishes he stayed home this weekend

F to a real one

youtu.be/1Za8BtLgKv8

>and look for help
He got into a car of one of his security boyz & jetted, leaving the other 2 trapped in the car.

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Life is so short.

Around blacks....

damn bro

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Watch your back(s)

Who's taller, Kevin Hart in a wheelchair or Warwick Davis?

Your eyes glow red briefly, then fade. Then your body is spirited away to a secure government facility and later transformed into an engine of pure destruction.

He crawled out in a daze and got taken to a hospital. They called 911 on the way there.

>the top of the steering wheel acted like a roll cage.

Oh fucking hell. I can't stop laughing. Good thing he forgot his phone books.

Clearly says he went home briefly first. Guessing Kev had some shit on him he didn't want found.

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Beautiful.

Fucking saved.

They're reporting that it's "major back injury" but he got out of the wrecked car, walked home, and then went to the hospital. He's not paralyzed

Brings up an interesting question: what could he have had on him he didn't want found that he couldn't just hand off to his security to take for him?
Really fucking odd to crawl out of a wreck with your back fucked up & jet to your HOUSE, leaving 2 people trapped in your car, before 911 even got called.
Odd as fuck.

>Kevin! Use your shrinking powers and go for help!
>Nigga, I don't have shrinking powers.
>What the fuck? You mean that's just you all the time? Tell the EMTs to have the oxygen ready, cause I finna laugh myself to death.

>passenger
well, you can stop the jokes now. not his fault

No biggy. He's looking at short-time disability, tops. The long and short of it is that they're really making a mountain out of a molehill here.

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I think his house was very close by and I'm pretty sure you don't just drag injured people out of a car unless it's on fire.

>car crashes
>gets out
>leaves friends behind to go home
>chills for a while
>calls cops so he doesn't look like an ass
>goes to hospital so he can garner some pity points

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No, I totally get not dragging them out. But how little of a fuck do you have to give about them to just take off, when you're clearly able to go home, even briefly, while they're still trapped, if you've no pressing reason to do so before the cops show up?
Ringing bells in my head here. Does not seem right.

Based gearheadbro.

Who?

Oh lawd

I mean whoever the guy is, Kev was letting him drive his car, so the guy wasn't a stranger.

*slow clap*

i put my bone in ur mums neck haha

Are you serious?

>Awesome car
>doesnt have a roll bar
sad tbqh

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*standing ovation*

>6’0” Chad vs 5’9” Virgin

Then why don't you turn your neck 360º and walk away.

>was picked up by a member of his security team

Who then flew him back to the Shire.

Very interdasting.
Something about this definitely seems a bit off now that it's being put like this.

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People escape cars that look far worse than this and die in a 20 mph collision dipshit.

That was not the ending I was expecting.

literally becuas ehes a turbo manlet he plays to it

normal manlets are cursed to be in between

t.6'3"

looks like he has a small dick. Fucking ridiculous. Can you imagine being a 7 foot tall negro and only having a 6 inch cock?

>more sex = you’re a better person
how’s highschool?

The Lord giveth & the Lord taketh.

I wish your parents had been gay.

I drive a manual daily and there's no point to it. I'm not on a fucking track, I'm on a regular road driving at 40mph. I like driving but if I could afford a new car I'd get an auto for sure.

Each of his fingers are like massive dicks though, think of the potential.

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Who?

Kevin should have gone all Tony Soprano on his friends that survived the crash. Kennedy and Heidi, you know the one.

*grabs him by the throat* back the fuck off!?!?

>imagine for a second being this stupid

kys

t. kevin Hart

That's gotta Hart!

Reminds me of that scene in the movie Bedazzled lol

Also having big fingers don’t do you justice if they dwarf your penis.

where were you when kevin heart was crashed
i was sat at home when my phone rang
"heart is crash"
no

>you don't just drag injured people out of a car unless it's on fire
Then why the fuck did they take hart to his house and not wait for the fucking ambulance to show up you fucking moron, how fucking thick do you have to be to defend his shitty behavior

nice
hart went on his own to get help, the others were trapped

>hart went on his own to get help, the others were trapped
He dragged himself for 1 mile to get to his house? You are an incredibly rare species of retarded, right?

rollbars only work with helmets
otherwise they're nice solid hard object to mash your soft cranium on

why are you seething so hard? thats whta the official report and news say

(((white)))

see

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>very high power engine
>50 year old car
>no roll cage
Whoever built that car is a moron and I bet it handled like shit. Imagine how much money he spent on that fucking thing.

manual drivers are like vegetarians. they want EVERYONE to know they hold a 2 foot dick while driving their trucks

they weren't allowed to use the eagles user

>50 year old car
How many parts of that car do you think were actually original?

Damn. That looks 100x better than Kevins retromod shit

and that's just in the US where they're a minority, here in Europe the retardation has spread to everyone

in europe, automatics are purely for spastics and the over 80s.

absolute banter that to americans they're standard.

>automatics are gud!
>american cars are gud

seems to me if it was a manual it wouldnt have crashed

haha now this is a based post! brought to you by 4channel™ reddit group of companies

r.i.p. Gary Coleman

>6' vs. 5'12"

'had' being the operative word

Yeah, what a tragedy

Lanklets BTFO

Hate to break it to you amerimutt but that’s the same measurement

haha, you sure showed him. haha

Damn dude that guy got gtfo lol

this was the gay mafia doing !

Haha yeah Americans are so stupid lol

nice one

Absolute state of the BBC’s coverage.

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lol that's ridiculous

take that dildo out of your ass my man

>this guy nearly died, but it's okay because he said something ''homophobic'' couple years ago

This exceptional black comedian with a decades long list of movies and standup shows, literally one of the richest comedians in the world.. almost died. But hey remember when he said something vaguely offensive and didn’t apologize hard enough and then refused to apologize again? BBC will never let you forget. That’s the apex of his entire fucking life now.

Bow, or else.

gotta keep the pressure on no matter what, can't let the sinners think they are forgiven.

>Herp derp ima DD mah resto-mod

Fuck off retard

Muh brutha from anutha mutha

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>Sources say Kevin Hart may never walk again
>Sources say Kevin Hart may never walk again
>Sources say Kevin Hart may never walk again

Are you German?

So are you saying that stick shift trasmissions can't sustain that power? But what about sport/race cars?

I thought most sports cars these days had flappy paddle shifters, which are automatics with manual override

His son doesn't need to fear the dollhouse anymore.

Who dis nigga always look like he squinting?

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>gas guzzling engine
>not converting to electric

youtu.be/CYrk5r4kiSM?t=4

>Mulholland Highway

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Please explain one advantage of a manual car on residential roads. Ill wait.

you get to shift gears like cocking a shotgun, its cool

LEL

More like shift cocks you fucking fag, bet you love having your hand on a phallus

correct,humans cant shift fast enough anymore

no you really don't. esp since these tires aren't supposed to last for decades-they'll probably be replaced after 5 years or so

Too fast I heard

I tried watching a movie of this guy about some rich idiot with a grill shop and it was so fucking boring that stopped watching. Chris Tucker is so much funnier.

The M6 is fine you double nigger.

I drive manual too and It's just extra unnecessary work. It's so bizarre how spics and euros feel some sense of superiority for it.

Did they finished filming Jumanji? Is he in this one also?

>anymore
yeah it's been the case for 30 years
none, but retards think it makes them manly

fucking lel put me and my pic in the screencap

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you drive diesel cars in Europe so I would hold my tongue if I were you

What's wrong with diesel engines? Are you butthurt you can't afford one?

>engaging in a fist fight with an alligator
fucking Floridaman

Spread? Manual has always been the standard here. Only in US is it a fad.

He was wearing a princess dress

came here to post about this

lol

provide source

Drugs is the obvious answer

Did he do something that pissed off the tribe?

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I've never understood why he's so famous as he is. He's not funny. He's not good looking. He can't act. He's only annoying.

I understand that the Jew overlords demand that there must always be a token black funnyguy, that woke comedians/late show hosts can parade in front of the audience. But why that guy? Was he just drawn out of a hat? Was it like winning the lottery in much the same way it seems many actresses are just randomly plastered everywhere, the NPCs are told in no uncertain terms that they are The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet, which they repeat unthinkingly. Is it the same with this manlet? The media tells you he's hilarious - The NPCs think he's hilarious.

I love Euro manual smugness when Europeans can't even buy their own cars with manuals while Americans can. Ahahahahahaha.

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He can still walk...

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Wasn't he in a major car crash a few years ago?

Have I travelled through time again?

>it's real
R.I.P. to a real 1

Kevin Hart? More like Kekked Hard

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Yes. He career was almost cancelled this past year. When I first heard the news I assumed it was a “single car collision” suicide attempt.

They just need a non-threatening black guy they can stick in movies to draw blacks without scaring off whites.

>cropped

Yeah he's a manlet and a sellout, he's kind of a coon, jews love it. A bit like John Boyega in SW. Just a nigger to entertain jews.

What was this instthit doing in the car? So that's how they make a living, slutting for rich niggers?
instagram.com/rebeccabroxfit/

Gen X got Chris Rock.
Millenials got Dave Chapelle.
Zoomers got that fag.

Sad.

IMAGINE.

6 inches still good for fucking though

Do anyone know how significant is the injuries?

"major" back injuries is all I've seen, who the fuck knows what the actually means

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They're trash on cars; they sound like shit, perform poorly and are extremely polluting. And they're cheaper so idk what your argument is about.

right but everyone says dumb shit like "automatics are for disabled and old people" all the while being absolute trash driver
>Only in US
no

They cut the top of the car off to get them out. There aren't photos of what it looked like prior.

Put me in the screen cap, this will go down in history.

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>automatic

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>huehuehue i completed the joke eheheheh

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can we trade the nigger to get Hubert back please

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A FUCKING CUDA GOT DESTROYED

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holy kek. legendary

I was about to post this.