Sell me this pen user

If you buy this pen from me, then MAYBE i'll buy it back for twice as much *winks at you*

That pen was in Hermione's cunni

This pen gives you dubs

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>selling a pen to someone who already knows you're going to try to sell him a pen

This movie is unbelievably retarded.

Is he trying to gauge how enthusiastic or clever he will be in his attempt to sell the pen? I'd take the pen and jam it through his fucking eye.

Why the fuck would you respond to every post? People like you man...

>weel, um. It's a noice peenn, ah have win

Give me your pen, faggot! You don't have one?! Well, maybe next life *hammer cock*

This is where you pull out your 911 and shove it in his face while demanding why he WOULD EVER WANT TO BE SOLD THIS CRAPPY LITTLE PEN

Buying this pen will make your penis bigger

It's a big pen

You can have this pen today with no money down. Just 12 easy payments at a low rate of just 5.7%

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That's what good salesmen do. Only the absolute creme of mental midgets are fooled into believing that a salesman isn't actively trying to sell them something.

A good salesman manages to get past the preconceived notion that every customer has, that they are about to get ripped off, by using their silver tongue to make them believe otherwise.

This pen slid softly out of Maisie Williams' salty snatch.

let me tell you about this pen... it's a big beautiful pen... much bigger than normal pens, almost a marker... people always tell me... Trump, you know pens... and I do. I am a better judge of pens than anyone who has ever held a pen before... I KNOW pens, believe me... and you need this pen.

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Yo! Check this out homie. This is the new pen y'know what I'm saying? Feel it. You dig?

>This pen is magic! Watch as I make it disappear

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Ayoo wyboi, buy this mufuggin pen fo I pop a cap in yo ass.

Jesus Christ, he said sell it not make me want to move countries just to get away from it.

Nah fuck off this pen is mine.

>white people

Can someone edit Brad and Bruce into that

>Black "people"

No it's my pen.

I went to a job interview like ten years ago and the guy told me this except he used a banana. I asked him if he wanted to buy a banana. I didn't get the job. Wtf.

>assblasted white people

ill take 10

I did something like that in an interview after undergrad (I graduated undergrad in 07 so this was before the Joker shenanigans). It was for a financial advisor position with the scummiest of scummy companies and I really didn't want the job so when the guy did the "sell me this pen" bit I asked if I could hold it because I noticed something strange about it.
>this is a nice pen but I bet you didn't know it was magic
>only the most discerning eye can see the traces of magic in this world
>only the quickest minds can manipulate it
And then I made it disappear. When he asked me for his pen back I said it would be 125K a year and 401K matching.
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I did not get the job.
/blog

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I'm fucking sold.

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>Inferiority complex ridden black "people"

>projecting assblasted white people

>I did not get the job.
lol

Get off the internet, it was made by white people.

I did get the pen, though.

this was such a self-sucking j*w pandering fagfest

>irrational projecting assblasted white people

excellent trick

To be honest that's one of the more creative responses to that task I've heard, I'm surprised you got a negative reaction.

So whites can stay in Africa?

Why does the Joker kill exclusively black people in this movie?

>Ladies and gentlemen thank you for coming. I've been studying Gotham's crime stats, and I believe you deserve to know the truth.

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>disjointed irrational projecting assblasted white people

He said he wasn't prepared to discuss compensation at that moment and I retorted with something similar to "nigga if you want your fancy ass pen back you better pay me my money cunt". It all worked out because at the job I ended up getting, with a company I still work for, everyone got a huge kick out of the pen story and it's a tradition now for people to steal the pen. I think one of the IT guys has it now. If you steal the pen and it's out of ink you have to buy two rounds at happy hour and refill it.

I stole this pen off of Eddie Murphy when he wasn't looking. I took two so I have an extra. I could part with it for 8 dollars if you want. I would sell it myself but I don't have the time.

based

this user has the tism

This pen has been in a niggers hand before.

alright fella I gotchya pen don't worry about paying just buy me a pint later geeza alright cya later boy

>someone knows a salesman is gonna try and sell him something
Woah shit

It's a fucking pen. Do you ever write anything? I thought so. You're gonna buy a pen eventually, so why not now? It's like 10 cents.

It was better in Boiler Room when Ribisi was talking to the guy selling newspaper subs on the phone. (Boiler Room was based on Belfort's company)

NO MORE DEAD COPS!

I already did. Think back when you bought this Pen. It was me Leo, at the counter.