Is he done?

foxnews.com/entertainment/kevin-hart-car-crash-malibu-hills-back-injuries-report

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imagine he comes out of the hospital and he's now 7 feet tall

I've seen his face before. Who he?

the rock manlet friend

>hardworking black man
>black wife
>didnt abandonned his children
>manlet
>hates faggots
was it an accident or did the hollywood elite tryed to delete him?

>black wife

His wife is Asian

>he wasn't the driver, and the driver wasn't drinking

if he was actually funny and didnt do the whole black humor shtick then maybe he could be one of /ourguys/

gay mafia strikes again

He’s a groan ass little man.

poor nigga

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Damn. How was the woman not injured?

Nigga is either dead or crippled.

Yea the wreckage looked pretty bad, the news is saying “severe back injuries.”

AIGHT LOOK
SO HE'S WHAT HAPPEN LOOK
LOOK HEH DON'T MAKE LAUGH CUZ
THIS WHAT HAPPEN
I GET IN THE CAR RIGHT
I BUCKLE MY SEATBELT
TURN ON THE CAR
PUT IT ON DRIVE
STEP ON THE GAS
I LOOK UP AND I CANT SEE OVER THE DASH IM LIKE OH SHIT
I CRASHED THE CAR INTO A DITCH
MY UNCLE COME OUT THE HOUSE HEH
HEH HE'S LIKE
HE'S LIKE AYO
AYO KEV YOU A DUMB ASS NIGGA

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> his Hellcat-powered 1970 Plymouth Barracuda

Oh, that's unwise....

> the 'Cuda crashed through a guardrail after careening off the road. The modified muscle car reportedly rolled over into a ditch just before 1 a.m. Pacific Time on Sunday. Responding crews supposedly had to rescue two of the car’s occupants as they were trapped inside the vehicle following the crash.

Kevin left two people trapped in the dark in the twisted wreckage of an overturned car, while he went home to freshen up. Yeah, sumptin' up.

>didnt abandonned his children

Kevin is on wife number two and the second batch of kids. Someone got abandoned.

its a cover up for his height surgery

check'd and kek'd

The gay mafia tried to do the same to Tracy Morgan after his gay comments with that Walmart truck. All I’m sayin is chappelle better check his rear views good whenever he goes for a drive the gay mafia ain’t playing around!

Little convenient for someone who is used to standing while they work to throw their back out!

Trips confirm. Hart will be 6'5" after this "tragedy".

Funnier than any of his standups

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Jackie must be worried...

I like Kevin Hart. He's fun to watch.

Typical nigger. Just wants workers comp.

His net worth is $150,000,000 he can afford the surgery they give pro sports goons when they shatter a femur and come walking in with a bandaid on the next day.

I like Hart, his comedy is pretty lame and for normies and his movies are complete shit. But he just seems like a nice guy and I find it respectable.

Oh shit hes morphing into Chris tucker!

total robert kennedy move

LA drivers are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. They are unimaginable, egogotstical assholes barreling down any given highway in a flying missile without regard for any life in their path.

Weird, because he was such a huge subject in Chappelle's special.

The whole accident happened because he was going for a joyride with a strange woman