Kinos where fat crybabies get their shit pushed in?

One thing I find myself disliking a lot with the UFC is the level of striking ability. Unless you have guys who are expert strikers, a lot of these grapplers and takedown fighters really lack the ability to play defense on punches

They're not experts. Most of them train in these styles for less than 2 years.

He was stunned and in pain, and also he dodged so many strikes already you run out of luck eventually.
DC went all in for an early stoppage. His bet didn't work so well as he was tired in the later rounds and Stipe figured out his weakness.
They are in constant preparedness for takedowns and leg kicks. Even the best boxer would look bad with his hands if he didn't have his huge gloves to hide behind while also having his hands ready for kicks and to counter takedowns. I am a huge boxing fan but you have to take everything into context.

it requires an entirely different type of striking. It's always hilarious seeing "k1 level" strikers come into MMA and get their shit pushed in. Adesanya is supposed to be a striking god and he got lit up by a tubby welterweight.

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON

>When I say SLAVERY you say S-

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

DC thought he could box when he should've wrestled. His ego defeated him and he ruined his legacy.

This is going to happen to khabib this Saturday

Not in ADCCland with a fuckload of muzzies.

The same can be said for wrestlers who lay on strikers

how is that not a hate crime

I can't wait to see their reaction

How are fighting sports still legal? They're barbaric.

Dustbin is an overrated creole faggot with awful tattoos, he isn't winning the strap.

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I want every eye-poking nigger in this sport to fuck off

pussy
Based nigger slayer

kek

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He's going to KO that crotch sniffing muslim faggot

that little hit at the end

No

Yes Abdul

post robbie lawler webms heembros

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he unironically was though

cletus pls don't cum in yer cousin, ok?

I noticed striking becoming more prevalent in mma in recent years. Is the sport moving away from grappling and bjj?

>muh barbarism
you're a born loser

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Your parents are cousins Abdul, now go fuck your goat

Shit comeback considering the incest rate among muslims

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Yeah, but cuttybabbying is the new meta along with elite wrestling/bjj

Female fights are so, the losers should get fucked by the winner like Ultimate Surrender

holy hell thats funny
boop

who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

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*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF^

>cuttybabbying
what is this slang for?

Just remember that the US is a lapdog for both jews and muslims ok ;^)

As someone who spent weeks talking shit to Askren fanboys, that KO was sooo satisfying

cazul much?

Just remember we only care about your oil and we'll drone strike the fuck out of you anytime we want

Fighting's all fine and good but

>get punched in the head with no protection
>eventually get head trauma and become a parkinson's ridden blabbering alzheimer patient in your mid 40s

No amount of money is worth it.

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no???

cutting weight like a motherfucker, destroying your kidneys and so on

they weight in a day before the fight, slang for a fighter that cuts a lot of weight so they have the size advantage on fight night

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its worse getting hit in your head with protection. sustained brain rattling over time will fuck you up a lot worse than a few heems will.

it means they get cut really easily aka there a bleeder

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Dropping extreme weight in order to dominate smaller fighters in lower weightclasses.

Examples are Jon Jones, Max Holloway, Tony Ferguson and Conor McGregor.

>sustained brain rattling
that's what they all do in training

>heems

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lmao @ Jon Jones. Dude has no problems getting to 205.

get into my guard

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yeah the stupid ones
smart fighters don't spar at all

god I wish that were me

I love to receive those kicks right into my groin as I attempt to enter her in that position.

DC thought he was invincible and tried to slug it out, it didn't work for him because his opponent was able to tank him long enough to tire him out and expose his weakness (which I can agree it was surprising because this was a rematch and Stipe got knocked the fuck out during the first round in their prior fight) , DC was overconfident enough to not even try to use his superior wrestling skills and got knocked the fuck out for it

He uses steroids fuck off. Stipe and Ngannou would heem that hypocritical nigger.

uwu that noes boop was adorable.

Do you know how insignificant a picogram is?

...

>defending a literal nigger
wew

That's why smart and agile fighters avoid blows to the head instead of being dumb brutes who take every hit (literally) head-on because "muh strength".

>a /heem/ thread on tv

Can we not?

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o fer shure bee i totally agree wun hunnit percent but at the same time i disagree

in many ways, heem was always a Yea Forums thread.

its actually increasing the fucking quality on this board you dumb x

Is that Arnie in the crowd?

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lol

Fun fact: They use half-naked ladies not for the sake of the audience but to boost the (already high) testosterone levels of the fighers and make them perform even more brutal.

Yes, he was there.

For fucks sake it looks like national geographic or something. Brutal.

holy fuck she puts the majority of strippers and hookers i’ve come across to shame

DC did well for 2.5 rounds. Why don't you fight a 6'4 man tank, with a wrestling pedigree and a golden glove, with fists the size of fucking lunch boxes for 2 consecutive minutes. Let's see how well you do faggot.

>tests positive for 1 picogram
>cant even finish old ass smith

>doesnt test positive for anything
>gets a mixed decision against a guy whose knees literally exploded the 2nd round

Him and Romero both thought they were boxers. The absolute state of Gen X lmao.

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oh g-d I can't believe "people" like you still exist, I blame white people for inventing antibiotics.

Damn nigga almost fucked em in his ass at the end, imaginr that he pulls his shorts down at the end and just hammers his ass

romero was an insane specimen, he can do whatever he wants and it would probably work

But he lost to the natty huezillian.

shit happens, i enjoyed his crazy antics while they lasted
i dont carry the webms but i had some funny ones of him just speeding around the octagon with his arms flailing

He would've won if wrestled instead trying to stand and bang is all.

Romero is a ridiculously gifted fighter, he has the fighting iq of a potato, he's an Olympic wrestler who doesn't try to fucking wrestle

That's why his loss was so infuriating.

Your biopic, lmao

those punches look like they dont hurt at all

jonny boy is a psychotic mandingo junkie nigger

That woman clearly IS a stripper

That makes a strange bit of sense actually.

Well she's an S-class whore then.

A 6'4 225-230 professional athlete punching and elbowing you multiple times while you can't defend doesn't look like it hurts?

Im sure he could cut down to 205. Hes not that big

in all fairness, trying to wrestle jones is suicide

GO TO SLEEP LIL NIGGA

t. never been in a fight

Adesanya is not a k1 level kickboxer

Romero never fought Jones.

yeah hes a lanklet and hes only connecting with his pinky lol

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Stipe is a bum

Is he dead? His body is as stiff as a fucking board.

Who won the story of the fight?

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>like watching fights
>always feel bad when someone goes stiff or limp and realize they've taken brain damage and will probably have the brain of a 92-year-old with severe alzheimers in 10-15 years

> t.

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my cock

Do you? for how long? 5 mins? 1 Hour? A day?

>the fucking dude in black
Holy kek

triggered nigger

Why do everyone say this when Goodridge is the fucking only one to who this happened?

Ref should have stopped that a bit earlier i think

>UFC ass
Too perfect

Balding Russian Grandma is the biggest smokeshow since Ronda.

What did she mean by that?

How does he punch so powerfully that time itself is warped?

it would be extremely painful

Why was the ref feeling his man boobs?

Up till that point Ben was winning the fight.

Tbh DC is already a 40 yr old guy
And stipe didn't exactly win until he used his head and try to use his range and actually targeting the body
It's a poor showing for both desu

>Imagine

Can’t wait for the October redemption

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Ben askren is the only MMA arts fighter to submit an opponent while knocked out

Cringe @ all these jokes Christ

Either of his fights

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what fucking magic is this?

What do you mean?
Even if they don't end up completely fucked, it's still not good for them and I guarantee you they'll all end up with CTE, even if they don't commit a WWE triple murder/suicide

this is what natural striking looks like when you have to be ready to stop a takedown and can't just clinch for 12 rounds

nice to see a lot of my heembros are on Yea Forums too

what was her endgame?

he always looked like he smells like salami

Does Porier have a chance this weekend?

>Even if they don't end up completely fucked, it's still not good for them and I guarantee you they'll all end up with CTE, even if they don't commit a WWE triple murder/suicide
That's part of the allure and why Football, MMA and Hockey are the GOAT sports.

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d'aw

Only if Khabib thinks he's a boxer.

Jones? I was talking about Costa, not that Romero has ever fought Jon Jones to begin with

What the fuck lmao