>tinder date comes round to "watch movie"
>plug in my laptop
>halfway through random flick she chose
>laptop restarts to update windows
>still not done after 30 mins, she makes an excuse and leaves
kinos for this feel?
Tinder date comes round to "watch movie"
Julian Flores
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Angel Lewis
use a usb
Grayson Allen
use netflix
Xavier Morgan
>meet tinder date at bar
>spend whole night talking to her friend who I thought was my date because they looked a lot alike
Matthew Carter
lol why do people do this?
Ayden Howard
Grab her wrist, look into her eyes with a desperate face and yell, inches away from her nose
"WE CAN STILL FUCK. THE MOVIE'S GONE BUT WE CAN FUCK, PLEASE! PLEASE LET ME FUCK YOU!"
Make sure to have tears running down your face and clench your teeth as you wait for an answer
Ethan Cox
>tinder date comes round to watch movie
>start touching her boobs 5 mins in
>fuck
ur fault faggot
Andrew Baker
remember those old vocaroos popularised the medium? the ones which went "fucking NORMIES AAGHH". they really have come true.
Carson Butler
>plug in my laptop
Matthew Sullivan
>doesnt have a chromecast as a backup
You only have yourself to blame
Jeremiah Reed
>tinder date
normals pls vacate my board
Josiah James
>he plugs his dick in my vagina
Kevin Garcia
almost this entire board is either failed normies or pedo hyper-degenerates
Sebastian Ortiz
>tinder date comes round to "watch movie"
>plug in my laptop
>xhe sees "Activate Windows" watermark
>xhe dilates
Original Netflix Series for this feel?
Adam Gonzalez
based
Jeremiah Parker
this actually works
nice dubs btw, you must be proud
Evan Wilson
Yea Forums- shitposts and piss-poor "moderation"
Gabriel Reyes
You made that story up. You're stupid.
*tvblox*
Wyatt Allen
>Yea Forums- shitposts and piss-poor "moderation"
Liam Butler
>>Yea Forums- shitposts and piss-poor "moderation"
Jose Thompson
That's the cue to make a move. You blew it by being beta.
Jackson Clark
I downloaded tinder 4 days ago and got 50 likes and 18 matches. Is this good or bad? How come none of my matches reply to me? Help me bros
Jacob Smith
Holy shit!!! Do you retards not realize that there other boards than just Yea Forums?
Wanna talk politics? Go to /pol/
Cartoons? Yea Forums
Stupid bullshit with no purpose? Yea Forums or it’s many clones.
Seriously, Yea Forums isn’t the only board on Yea Forums, like holy shit post somewhere else.
Zachary Watson
For free you say?
Angel Hill
>Yea Forums- shitposts and piss-poor "moderation"
Nolan Sanchez
ok reddit
Bentley Stewart
wan sum fuk?
Daniel Russell
that's why you have a game console or chromecast bro lmao now you'll never lose your virginity
Gabriel Jenkins
Revolution OS (2001)
Nolan Collins
should download oo shutup10
and just update manually and selectively, like everyone did back when computer users were smart
Noah Scott
That wasn't the issue. The issue is that you didn't start cuddling and then making sexual advances within 20 minutes of starting the movie.
Angel Lopez
Wtf it worked
Adam Gray
>crossboarding
Samuel Johnson
We warned you about the laptop user.
We warned you
Sebastian Cook
>omg becky this virgin doesn't have netflix
Angel Davis
that one episode of extras when stephen merchant goes on a date with ashley jensen and scoops a floater from the toilet
Tyler Peterson
>he doesn't have a customised LTSC build with windows update disabled & replaced with a GNU update manager.
She was right to leave.
Adrian Morris
t. plebbit
Aiden Gray
i dont know why but tinder seems soulless to me... can you actually meet people that u can talk with or is it just to have sex with a normalfag stacey?
Wyatt Brooks
you deserved it
Jacob Reyes
she's the yify she sees my stiffy
Brayden Nelson
I met a few girls on there, hated all of them. but I also hate women in general. had marginally more luck with okcupid but never found an actual relationship out of online dating.
Julian Kelly
>oh my god, is that gentoo?
Blake Thompson
Ironically, anything that isn't an actual Yea Forums thread gets deleted. Actual topics aren't allowed, only autism.
Owen Allen
Jacob Sanders
Even better, it's GuixSD
Gabriel Powell
>you're not supposed to reply to the post you're mocking, summerfag
Juan Richardson
>take me
>no, leave the laptop on
James Cooper
>open up netflix on my macbook
>gf starts s'ing the d
Adam Taylor
>*fires up Media Center xbox connected to a server containing thousands of movies and tv shows* hop in bae, wanna watch some classic The Office and chill?
Adam Hill
Use Plex
Asher Morgan
i used a laptop with hdmi in 2011, was that the reason my gf left me then?
Kevin Morgan
ouch bro... you messed up... im going to have to take away your chad status... sorry bro...
David Hughes
>watching jew corporate media glued to a potato saddle
>""date"""
americans wtf
John Nelson
That's why i have a backup
Noah Bell
>not using linux
Mason Adams
>pedo hyper-degenerates
Yeah I hate those guys, they should just be a wholesome cunnyseur like me
Sebastian Sullivan
You are years late, only bots and normies left.
Nolan Jackson
The thad VCR and CRT.
Jace Jones
>Not being interesting enough to hold her attention.
>Needing a movie for filler.
John Powell
>he doesn't have a smart TV synced to his Lenovo tablet for all his kino viewing needs