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Inagine
IMAGINE BEING ARNOLD etc.
THIS made my 9 year old dick feel weird for days.
On the weekends if my dad was at work and I was home alone, I would take the VHS for Striptease out and play all the scenes where Demi Moore showed her tits off.
Gallons of cum was lost to that movie.
>I miss VHS
Is the joke is that she isn't actually gross but that's what Arnold looks like he's thinking? That's pretty funny.
NCAA women's gymnastics on ESPN.
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i wonder why so many teenage boys liked the friday the 13th series and slasher movies?
The joke is that he's imagining her with a cute feminine penis so that he can be disgusted, but unfortunately he got even harder
The pool scene in Tommy Boy. My dick was diamonds.
A better, more simpler time.
This is one of those movies where I took it from my parents after they went to bed and watched it.
I think 9 year old me had a boner for a hour straight.
Shit so far, patrician fap here
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Any of them.
I miss Tim Curry...
Highlander 3 still gets me diamonds
watch the movie, its a fucking classic
>when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room.
Yeah... right
Not alone mate.
I dont remember a single other thing from this movie.
desu shriver looks like a with there too
He is alive
I know, but not doing movies anymore.
based
CONCEPTUALIZE
Imagine jacking off to a hermaphrodite lol
Women wear underwear like this again. I don't get it. I wasn't even a fan of it back then.
Yeah, me neither. Panties should be small and tight.
gone but not forgotten
RIP moot
who?
post examples, i'm horny but feeling lazy, plus seeing girls in their undies is a borderline fetish for me
now that's a healthy pair
I was 13 and on a mission to blow as many loads Demi as possible.
some faggot who went to work for Google or something
I don't remember anything of this shit apart from I wanted to fuck the brown hair slut and a really weird episode that I later discovered it was a 2001 reference
I probably learned what a boner means thank to this
You were just her type too
does anyone else wonder what thoughts were racing through Arnold's head during this scene?
Something about the raptors from Jurassic Park...
Biel
Gross
>staying up late just to catch these commercials
only poorfags understand
uhhh
for me, it's Kirstin Dunst
oh I love jumanji!
Got dayum thats cute
I remember now, Beverly was the mature woman who seduces young Fez, that movie had many fetishes
The scene where the guy throws the thirsty bitch off the bed is pretty funny.
Unironically Terminator:
youtu.be/PU-ulzbY4us?t=35
I turned out gay but I think even the very first time I saw it I was just watching every part of him.
Interestingly, the first real porn I ever saw featured a guy who looked pretty similar (longerish blonde hair, white, compact build, very young looking guy). He was shooting a "my first porno shoot" type scene and I remember how much he reminded me of these scene but it was great because you got to see everything because it was actually porn.
that double dip she does is so annoying
>you loose
>Knew about fapping from a bunch of movies and shows I really shouldn't have been watching
>One day channel hopping
>End up on Super Troopers
>Little later the scene he jerks off to the speedometer
>Something compels me to copy and I jerk for the first time
Wish my first was to something more appropriate/better.
yes, yes
Basado
was it rape?
This was probably the worst movie I have ever seen.
WB animation is so fucking bad. Even in the days of the dark knight it was fucking awful
more of a Varia man myself, but top choice
Here's what you wanted to see
she DID have braces I knew it
underrated post
its literally just because she has short hair and clown makeup jlc is legit a dyke but come on, she could get it
Yeah. That's the joke.
>autistic bait.
Tilly and her big milkers were apart of many faps
fuck outta here with that scary shit
Is that ass padding?
I will never understand how a movie can be so goddamn beautiful and aesthetic, yet be so awful at the same time.
What a disappointment.
She is legitimately unnattractive
Are back fetishes a thing? Because this would make me understand it
Get the fuck out and never come back.
Nah backs can just look good
Which of these girls did you fap to growing up boomers?
I barely watched two of these when I was growing up. Had no access to most of them. I genuinely think my first fap was a porno on the Sci-Fi Channel at 1am, Emmanuel in Space or something. First boner I can remember was from some school textbook, an illustration of a girl in a bathing suit. Kept trying to look at it in class, knew it was weird.
I was 15 when this movie released.
>go to the theater with my family
>everybody wanted to see a romcom, so I watch True Lies by myself
>this scene starts
>I start quietly stroking myself
>start generating gallons pungeant precum
>mother of family sitting in front of me starts sniffing and turns around
>watches me stroke off to completion
Xena was my favorite show, but Buffy had my dick
PONDER
You can see her rancid pubes in the sequel.
Ayekafags need to be gassed
I always hated Ayeka's laugh.
Any other fags here?
wont lie, I actually did and it makes this meme even funnier
The movie where the invisible dude fondles the sleeping woman's breasts.
Sailor Moon and Tenchi Muyo only. Never seen the others.
Ayeka a best.
Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon.
Pretty much the same. Striptease was my go to VHS
my 12 year old peepee couldn't handle TBS at night
kys furfag
Wow man. Flashbacks. Time to watch some floating titty
>mfw
We are all degenerates in some way. Embrace the demoralization of society, hedonism is the only answer.
I'm from the braces timeline as well. Do you remember Taylor swift being on american idol? Apparantly in this timeline she never was
All me. ;)
Night of Demons
hahaha
Where do you think you are?
>tenchi Muyo
>girly
It’s a harem anime with Star Wars elements. It’s the most boy thing.
God bless, user
You don't remember sarah michelle gellar in lingerie being a manipulative thot? shit made me diamonds
more TBS goodies
But user, the Jurai Emperor gets two wives. You don’t need to choose between them.
nice
what shows is this critiquing?
I legit enjoyed Sailor Moon with my sister, but yeah Sailor Mercury was definitely a young waifu for me. Same with Jenny and I can remember being disappointed Lizzy McGuire didn't feature just the animated Lizzy
Kim, Avril, Milano & the 4th one that showed up later, Britney, Gabrielle and Buffy.
>childhood fap thread
ok
>actress thread
deleted
Buttmunch is from Beavis and Butthead though I also remember it from Malcolm in the middle I think.
The foot fetishism is from basically all Disney and Warner Bros and French cartoons ever.
His wife did look like the witch from Legend though
Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss. Pic related. Many many times.
Based.
Saved by the Bell
For maybe 3 years starting when I was 12 I would time my Saturday wake up for Noon so I could spank my morning wood to Kelly
I had dreams and aspirations
Good movie
ditto from the braces timeline. I never watched AI so I can't tell ya.
Winona made me cum buckets
/pol/ 2.0?
And she's still hot.
Id still cum in her bucket
Christian Slater was handsome in that movie too
Time for a rewatch I think.
Asians are always doing animations about shitskins raping pale women.
Fucking nasty.
Id hit it
For me, its Sybil Danning
That's a nice Deagle brand Deagle.
Brittany, Avril and Kim Possible for sure. The Oops I Did It Again video made my pee pee feel funny when I was 10. Too young for the school girl video to have blown my mind though, I forget the song title.
FUCK SHE IS SO HOT
Logan's Run?
>Things that never happened
Very pedosexual friendly film.
The 17 year old fucks everyone and negotiates anal with her brother.
Her brother then goes down on the 13 yo girl in the webx then fucks her.
The sister then hooks her up with a 20 something black dude
>You can see her delicious pubes in the sequel.
ftfy
overused post*
Miss March the scene with the woman stripping on the bed, then getting bounced out the window. I've actually fapped to both the women actually.
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I think this was the first time I ever saw a woman spread her legs like that
sorry, they're just shitty screencaps. Wish I had better but no one remembers this movie and no clips or shit exist. also what's that movie?
She came In 3rd from our timelin. I'm this timeline she wasn't on it and gained her fame from YouTube
based x10
Weird Science?
Still does
Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2.
kekkle
Her "statuesque" - for that is what she calls herself - body.
JUST THE PUSSY I'VE BEEN LOOKIN FOR
this is the best thread on Yea Forums right now and you know it
Mmmm yes, Jenny Agutter.
Holy shit, take your lithium schizo
I used to record these on my VCR all the time. Shame I threw out those tapes years ago.
Jolly good.
nice
She should have played more strippers.
I kind of want to see the version with Mariska Hargitay still in that role and outfit. But I like her too.
Speaking of Prom Night, the blonde girl from Prom Night 2 who, after going evil, gets naked in a shower with her friend, then kills her.
check out Dancing at the Blue Iguana if you want to see her nips
she also plays a stripper in that but the movie is really shit
alba is so hot in this movie. not a childhood fap because i was in my 20s, in 2005, but i could fap to just this pic of her perfect 10 face.
The girl dog in a matter of loaf and death
How about 50+yo faps?
I guess the blonde's outfit does show off more skin and does give off a Dina Meyer vibe too.
dats olivia benson bro dafuck
Sure but Sin City is all about Carla Gugino mogging the fuck out of Hollywood in a couple of minutes.
Kek shit user I am sad I recognized this
And volleyball
Carla Gugino was stellar in this, but in defense of every other woman in this movie, they were all very sexy.
We had a cheater box so I got Spice and I fucking hated it because all the women were bottom of the barrel and it was just a dick going in and out of a vagina close up all the time. Or pimples. I preferred the softcore stuff on The Hot Channel or Play Channel's Night Calls stuff.
Thank god we live in a time where so many girls are making professional and amateur porn, that you never have to watch ugly people fuck ever again.
This and girls gone wild infomercials got me diamonds as a kid.
No u
Are you joking?
That's a trope because it is a reality in japan you actual fucking retard, women are traditionally paler because they spent most of their time inside while the men worked outside.
End yourself.
>later seasons become tame and not sexy at all.
did no one made this into the Peterson deepfake?
oh yes, without any doubt
Dude I've never seen a single vid from that channel unscrambled so I guess I was spared. We had a single tv so I had to outmaneuver my brother. Sometimes we just have a silent understanding that he gets to watch first and as soon as I see the lights go out from the living room it was my turn. Shit was crazy.
My friends would come over and I'd leave them alone in my living room to do what they needed to do.
that lipstick on boob scene
If you pay attention, her breast grow cup sizes season by season.
also Zone.
They made TWO muscle girl episodes with different premises.
The fuck? Selma Blair was supposed to be 13 in that movie?
Renamon.
Took me a second.
you had a sad childhood
underrated disney kino
I didn't think it was possible to be this gay.
Based. Tenchi Muyo deeply instilled in me a big sister/babysitter fetish. Things I never had.
None of them. I started at about 13 watching Real Sex on HBO.
>don't ever call me... doll
This is upsetting.
my nigga
having sleepovers at friends during middle school and seeing these commercials on comedy central/syfy, late a night, good stuff
Ith talk like that gonna get yo wig thplit homie
Jenny XJ-9 for damn sure, I used to write fapfics about her getting a new upgrade that converted protein into usable energy, so every time she was getting tired she'd fuck, suck or otherwise jerk off Brad to get him to cum into one of her intake holes for a quick energy shot, and she would do it at the worst possible times because she doesn't know about sex or sexual taboos.
Really wish I could draw porn.
pretty sure this movie game me a shaved head fetish
What some people are missing with this scene is that up until this point she was a repressed housewife dressing like a librarian. This is the moment she's loosening up. It's the setting and her character that makes it hot.
what film?
>syfy
>tfw it used to be scifi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Im getting old
Pedophile.
Yes
She is an incredibly gorgeous woman. Her feet are... unfortunate.
based
Mothra
I WANT A WINONA GF SO BAD BROS
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>spice
>showed penetration
No.
>Dillon is one of a dozen residents to file complaints with the city of Thousand Oaks over the Spice Channel, a soft-core pornography offering available to nearly 32,000 Conejo Valley homes through Ventura County Cablevision.
google.com
I think my first “fap” was to this. My cousin and I put it on and watched it and then paused to Jack off each time. But I didn’t know what masturbation really was so I put my sack over my dick and just shook it.
First real fap was to Brazilian pornstar Julia Paes.
>posting this image
>not imagining it
She posed for playboy
she is trying to hard. just sport a hair cut for women and move a round a little, not this weird ass demon spider dance that she does.
Gay
none. i jacked it to digimon.
no she dindu nuffin
Renamon.
Beavis and Butthead didn't have curse words.
this
it made my pepe hard
Frankenhooker
>Frankenhooker
Basically any movie that showed women's nipples.
>purple nurples
Nice
No she didn't. She was offered it, but was threatened with being black-listed from doing more Star Trek if she did it.
Even though she's coming back for ST:P, I think it would have been worth her doing it after Nemesis. It's a shame she never showed the fake tits that she got about 20 years ago.
From what to what? Asking for a friend
Hmm. I remember seeing the pics. I googled it after reading your post and you are indeed correct. I’m not sure who I’m thinking of.
Any fellow old fags
THE GOAT
Anyone have the edit where they removed the braces?
I wish I had a maid.
gassed and ovendodgerpilled
Tenchi Muyo was the first time I saw anime trying to normalize incest. Nowadays, it seems like every other Japanese cartoon is trying to promote brothers and sisters fucking.
What a weird fucking country.
The chick who played Yar. Have cum buckets to it
Fuck yeah brah
she's hot as fuck you faggot
cope
just admit youre a faggot
I didn't fap until I was 23
Still get off to this
VISUALIZE
Looking back, I can blame quite a lot on her corrupting influences.
Hey Ash, Whatcha playin?
absolutely based
>just do it guy
Plebs don’t understand what is hot about that scene is her corrupting a straight girl, the kiss is almost an afterthought after that 10/10 boner setup
stop being a Yea Forums fag
Search for Zone nsfw animation friendo
me too, lucky for me I can draw.
that 1986 Tanya is from the 1991 sequel.
So many... potential babies... lost in tissues
>you loose
Never gets old
Patrician
Wasn't fapping but I do remember this
>watching Sailor Moon at 9 years old
>never really cared for it but liked to watch it anyway
>dad asks me why I like that show
>didn't really have any answer for him
Looking back I think I was just in it for the cute girls. Pic related is my actual earliest tv character boner/fap
That's a GOAT rape scene, they don't make em like that any more.
ENVISION
kek
what movie i wanna fap
>18 years old
>large natural perky tits
>puts co-star Demi Moore to shame
cruel intentions you faggot zoomer
the blonde from lethal weapon 2
charmed. Never watched the show unless i was jerking off
she was hot. Dont even know what she looks like outside of this movie
this is racist and homopobic
I wonder how many takes it took haha
I downloaded tons of pics of Linda Blair's nude pictorials. They were produced before my time but I just thought she was insanely attractive as a kid.
literally jerked off to this 2 times
thank god for natalie dormer
Indeed.
She was so hot in Trading Places
dick?
selma blair in storytelling
"nigger...fuck me....hard"
>she could get it
she could get hit by a train and her face would still look the same
Suiggelporn (cracks) yup
kek
the rats controlled all banking and industry
what did they mean by this?
Fantasized about him too much as a kid.
Based.
Came here for this.
Pantyhose/tights under shorts was the fetish I got from it
The firebender girl from Avatar
This created my see through fetish
i dont see the powerpuff girls on that
i always liked the blonde one the best, and now im a jaded 30 year old that likes watching blonde women getting railed on pornhub
take me back to my innocent days, i want to fucking go back and start again
Linda Blair is insanely hot.
literally fucking wh- oh you're tlaking about the dumb anime
Fuck off, faggot.
Yup, it's ridiculous, never fails to make me diamonds.
Ah, Backdoor Babes 37. Truly a kino classic overlooked by the Academy.
>Discovered late night softcore porn.
>Misty Mundae was in so many of them
RS was hot
Biel
I suffer from mouseheat even today.