The Thing Thread

During the kennel thing scene, they hint palmer being the one
There is a shot of several characters in a hallways somewhat confuaed. As this shot of happens, two things indicate Palmer is not human
>palmer is the only character in that shot to fully expose his face to the camera, all others remain fixated on something or in some way there face is obscured
>all the characters sound confused and annoyed
>Windows then asks directly in an annoyed tone
>HEY Palmer what is it?
>Palmer's response is very quick, and somewhat nervous/guilty
Doesnt add to the film really bit it's a cool thing to notice if you like thr film

hmmmmm
I'm watching you user

I'm a human

I also thought of a pretty good reason as to why the thing never used that acid spray thing after the first scene

That sounds like the reasoning of some Thing, you two go stand in the corner.

the thing is my waifu

Trust me guys, you're safe with me

does Yea Forums suck this movies dick because there are no women?

Why don't we wait here...
See what happens

No danger here, I'm not the thing lol

confirmed the thing

IT WANTED TO BE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

*smashes*

If you guys like this movie so much, why can you never agree on any of the points in it?

WINDOWS BLAST EM

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You seem to know too much.

because that's literally the point of the movie, to cause paranoia and mistrust

IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME, I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE THING

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The thing is a big dummy and deserves to get torched and blown up.

The Thing is not real, and why would I even be on 4channel anyway?

haha no way, now lets just go somewhere private and let me explain

test

* knock knock*

''Excuse me user, is everything alright in there?''

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H-hello, Alan

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Ain't no such thing as the Thing ;^)

They just keep appearing. Kill the damn things already.

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uhhh, you don't get to bring clever girls

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Dude just get assimilated bro. You'll be perfectly fine as long as you do everything I say

I know i'm human

No wait, Im not ready! Shut the door!

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

Motherfucker I'm duct taping you to a sofa.

oh no I'd hate it if you got close to me

Am I The Thing? Perhaps it want me to think I'm still human so it can strike without warning.

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Childs get the flamethrower aimed on this guy.

This guy can't even write a sentence, stick a hot wire in his nuts.

why would he pour his whiskey in the chesstron 3000? it makes so sense, and for someone in the arctic on a scientific expedition he knows how precious those items are.

At a horror convention Q&A session in 2008, Keith David (Childs) was asked if he ever knew who, at the very end of the movie, was infected with the alien. He smiled and said, "Well, I don't know about (Kurt Russell), but it sure as hell wasn't me." He may be right, as the movie's prequel, The Thing (2011) established that, while assimilating its victims, the alien gets rid of all artificial implants and appendages (including medical implants, fillings, and earrings). Childs' earring can still be seen in his ear, at the end of the movie.

wait
what

It was being a bitch.

He was a cunt and a drunk it is why he had his own shack

2011 isn't canon and if you think it is you're a dumb nigger.

Chesstron was a cheating bitch
The move it makes to beat MacReady is impossible

Here, check my blood, im clean

Thats exactly what the thing would say

Childs and McCready sharing a drink is pure kino

>Thats exactly what the thing would say
That's exactly what the thing would say to make us accuse and torch an innocent human

And thats exactly what the thing would say to save an alien partner

what role did he have in teh expedition? was he the caretaker or something?
maybe he just lacked the capacity to go up against the chesstron and had a temper tantrum when it beat him fair and square

He was the pilot you faggot, watch the film.

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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