How would you get out of this situation Yea Forums?

probably wouldnt. crazy dudes with guns are my greatest fear, of all the things in the world, some crazy asshole with a gun who crosses paths with me would be the worst possible thing i can imagine. hope that shit never happens.

tell him to have sex

I’d tell him that my hands are lethal weapons

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He’d just tie you up and make you watch him fuck your gf.

point over his shoulder like hes a scooby doo monster and run away when hes distracted

>what would you do hypothetically in this situation you don't ever want to happen to you
>I hope that situation never happens
Well fucking yeah

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uuh..yeah?

tell him to dilate

If I ever got put in a life threatening situation like this I think I would just start convulsing and pretend I have some rare disease

might scare them off or get them to leave me alone

i dunno. i would have tried SOMETHING at least, knowing i was probably fucked anyway. getting shot in the gut would be worth it if it meant saving your girls life, and maybe your own. he probably wouldn't expect full on aggression with no regard to my own safety,

You'd have to swim away, he was blocking the only land route.

honestly just run away in any pattern but a straight line

unless the guy is a pro marksman most people are really shit at hitting moving targets, you'd have a fairly decent chance of getting away without getting shot, especially if all he has is a handgun

>grab the girl and run away

he's got a bag over his head and probably can't see shit.

Do that dance from The OA

The guy in this situation didn't know he was fucked, he thought he was just getting robbed as per what the zodiac said.

Zodiac was actually a pretty good marksman so unfortunately you'd be fucked. Also, you would have a hard time getting away, he was blocking the only land escape (they were basically at the end of a peninsula).

I always bring an "acid" soaked cigarette.

My default reaction to stress is to just start masturbating.

He takes the mask off and is revealed to be Brad Pitt all along.

teleport behind his back

Unironically just fucking grab my girl and sprint in odd directions. He might hit you once or so but I'm fast as fuck and so is my girl so I doubt it. He definitely wouldnt catch me.

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kung fu chop the gun out his hand then have sex with my gf

holy based

Don't be rude to fragile user

Use girl as shield and run at him hoping he dumps his mag in the girl, leaving me In a one on one fist fight to the death.

Why did I laugh

tell the girl we run, then run in the opposite direction. you at least have a 50/50 chance to escape.

I would tell him that growing up I had dreams and aspirations

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>How would you get out of this situation Yea Forums?

Well being that this is occurring at Lake Berryessa, I would jump into the lake. If the Zodiac Killer tried to swim after me, I would swim right next to the Glory Hole, and being that I am a champion swimmer I would resist the currents while the Zodiac Killer gets sucked in and falls to his death.

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i would thank him for letting him be a part of his art
then request for a single bullet to the head

Heh, I too remember that Beretta Jetfire anecdote

>"Nice outfit dork, did your boyfriend made it for you?"

wesposting is now a thing

Run

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Damn, where does that go?

You guys would be "running" into a lake.

jump in the water and dive, bullets cant go deep

the dam doesn't go anywhere, retard

I'm Jesuchrist man, I can do whatever my father wants

what happens if you fall in?

I'm talking about the hole you faggot.

what if zodiac starts jacking it too?

I'll just take the bullet(s). It's loud enough to draw attention, could be a quick death, and it's less embarrassing than following orders before dying anyway.

>i-i'm not a retard
>proves he's a retard by missing the joke

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>only 5 kills
>it's considered the most famous killer
lmao what a fag

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he's famous because he didn't get caught, and people themselves also wish they could do that

Only five confirmed kills. Also he's famous more for his random method of killing, never having been caught and the amusing letters he sent out.

Don't do anything he says, I don't think get the impression he wants to shoot you if he is commanding you to tie each other up, so stand your ground and just see if he walks closer or anything. If it's a few steps away at least there's a fighting chance, you might take a bullet running into him but it's still two of you against him and anything can happen when you are wrestling on the ground.

Don't be retarded, he said he wouldn't be able get out of the situation and that he hopes it never actually does happen to him. Makes complete sense from the question asked.

I DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS

that's because the cops were retarded, there's more unknown SK that didn't get caught

I would loudly declare "I'M GAY, ISN'T THE WEATHER TODAY SO MUCH NICER THAN YESTERDAY'S FORECAST?" (confusing statement makes him do a mental double-take for a few seconds) then poo into my hand and throw it at him, then run away

The key here would be to remain calm, to not having any ‘tells’ of nervousness or fear. I imagine that if I could remain calm it would be quite easy to gain his respect, convince him that I’m an admirer, that I could introduce him to new and more... invented forms of playing with his prey. Then when I have gained his trust, I’ll instruct him to plant a kiss on my lovers left cheek, right then when I have his back turned I would remove a small surgical blade from my sleeve and slit his jugular into tiny pieces

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By staying home.

fag

From the way he operated he kinda seems like just a fuckin asshole more than anything, no interesting method to his killings, no sexual gratification, no "ritual" to it, he just walks up to people and shoots them. So as far as serial killers go he is actually not very interesting. The letters are just him looking for attention and he almost definitely took credit for murders he didn't commit.

>How about I give you something more valuable than my money: my time?

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You kind of have to assume someone is going to shoot if they are pointing a gun right at you though (and of course, he did shoot people). He was also in an elevated position blocking the only land escape.

But they didn't write a bunch of amusing letters.

Waste disposal. You may survive but you'll never be the same again.

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The lake killing was kind of interesting and had some ritual stuff going on (like his hood, the tying them up). We just don't know if he ever repeated that behavior. Towards the end of his "career" that we know he did pick up a woman so he could have switched to killing lone women, in which case he might have done the same kind of ritual thing, we don't know.

>if I pull that mask off, would you die?

finally

spin my flaccid cock like a helicopter, making the rotating schlong block all of his bullets

Holy Fuck Limmy could play a good Joker.

then you jack off harder than him

Run into the lake.

It's only 9mm and a single gunshot is rarely fatal.

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probably just commando roll behind him and deliver a neck chop or two.

It really isnt that hard. I dont know why theres so much debate .

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I would ask him for an interview

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