He ded

you tried

lol

I miss this lil nigga already. Can't believe the Clintons took him out.

Underrated

RIP little buddy

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RIP bret hart

I hear they had to use a specialized pair of tweezers to pull the car door off and get him out of there.

STICKY WHEN

Fucking a. Ruined a perfectly good barracuda

Is that a fucking Delorian?

Major back injuries, apparently
deadline.com/2019/09/kevin-hart-injured-in-malibu-car-crash-1202709022/

I hear he got flung out the wreckage and they're assembling a massive search party to comb the area to find him.

came up short

Force= mass x velocity. It doesnt matter how fast a manlet travels, they dont have the mass to do any damage to themselves or anyone else.

Probably a Lincoln with body mods.

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Wasn't he in a car accident a few years ago?

Was this sabotage?

he's so small every cart part probably dodged him

It was the nastiest Hot Wheels accident in recent memory.

Based.

i am seriously thinking so.hope kev is okay, we share the same name and height

That was Tracy Morgan.

"Meanwhile, Hart left the scene to get help, the CHP said."
well that's disappointing

Kek

And at the height of his career no less

Fucking hell

Apparently he swerved to avoid a massive blue bottle.

Is he really dead? That'd be awesome.

hopefully the diecast car body kept him safe

"Two people were trapped in the car.

Hart managed to get out and go to his house nearby to get help, according to CHP.

The 40-year-old comedian and the driver were both taken to a hospital with major injuries, the report said. Their conditions were unknown Sunday afternoon."

ktla.com/2019/09/01/comedian-kevin-hart-injured-in-crash-near-calabasas-chp-says/

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I'm reporting every single person who makes a height joke.
We have feelings too.

Apparently baremetalHW is getting the wreckage to see what went wrong.

he could walk to his house from the accident? dude seriously I need more info than that

Fucking zoomers

>We have feelings too.
not as many as a real person

Its a nigger joke you soft cunt.

is this just elaborate cover for heightening surgery?

OH no hope he is ok

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heard there was a pebble on the road

>Major back injuries, apparently
>Meanwhile, Hart left the scene to get help
His injuries can't be that bad then, so far as back injuries go.

>As you can see, on these older models the suspensions bend very easily and over time they become real flimsy

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He hitched a ride on a cricket.

adrenaline is hella drug. People with broken legs and backs keep running until it wears off, they will never notice it. it's why its usually recommended to go to hospital after car accident to be safe with xray

I heard he got the short bus.

Wasn't Kevin Hart one of the guys calling out the gay mafia in Hollywood?

Damn, hope there aren't any rabbit holes nearby he could have fallen in. They'll never find him

Hopefully he manages to climb a large blade of grass so they can spot him easier.

SHUT

UP

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He's fine. The kiddy seat held him in the right position for the safety belts to work

Fucking kek. A pile of napkins cushioned his landing.

And this is why road head is a terrible idea

He hopped onto a passing bee, he's fine.

FYI these guys are just trying to be like Owen Benjamin and doing a shitty job at cracking jokes...just like their hero Owen.

HURRR Kevin Hart can fit in a thimble!

Life is short.

obsessed

Shit. What if they decide to pollinate a Venus fly trap? We might never find him.

Haha Kevin hart is short ok we get it but hes really not that short guys let's be real here 5'4 is pretty normal it's right at manlet cutoff

wow you guys are so mean
also please archive this thread

Tiny hands typed this post

Fucking manlets
When will they learn?

How long does he have to stay in hospital?

...should we tell him

Just a little while.

How could they afford all those combs?

Midge

That is indeed a word that you just said. Okay..then..

The car was filled with them.

Telling tall tales again?

Hahahahahahaha

>one of the few manlet role models in hollywood gone
who will manlets look up to now?

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It will probably be a short stay

manlets raging lel

Hahaha guys, guys, Kevin Hart is so short when they got into the car accident that ripped off the hood Kevin was like "AW SHIET!" I just got this hair cut! XD

I don't need to hear Yea Forums exaggerated height expectations lol, I know that 5'4 is a perfectly normal height. A lot of men are 5'4, my entire family is around that height except my step brothers and we all get alone fine

Remake with roles reversed incoming

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everyone, of course

>Venus fly trap
So it dropped him off at his summer home? I hear those things have great sun roofs.

everyone

Someone should have put him in a booster seat so he wouldn't have been hurt.

>manlet thinks he can shut regular sized people up
Lol

this

You don't know me lol you creep. Weird assumption there, tranny. Go dilate your open gash there you Hillary voter. Still crying your mass murdering waifu didn't get into office, lil babyyyyy???? Awwhhhh don't be sad.

a tiny amount of time

oh shit I liked this movie but I kind of totally forgot about it because Marvelshits

Too easy

Toddlers.

They have to fly in a surgeon from the land of the thimble elves so it'll take some time

I had to go to the TMZ website to confirim that he's fine.
Hey, did you know that Sirhan Sirhan was stabbed in prison?

tl;dr get fucked, manlet

Sirhan Sirhan is still alive?

pritty good user

Top zozzle

the vid will save the incels of Yea Forums:

>youtube.com/watch?v=oo8QFoMadnQ

See how unoriginal everyone is? This has been said 3 times, probably more.

HE WASN’T READY

Stop being short tempered.

Damn. Just one small mistake and BOOM you're fucked.

Yea Forums is reddit, what did you expect?

hahahshahahahaha

Warwick Davis

You read it all, don't lie. If you thought that was too long you must have the IQ of the nigger that ass fucks your girlfriend. Take the 3 niggers that fuck your gf and your IQ is still lower if you combined them.

>lol he's short le booster seat
get a life incels

That doesn't work here. Do you not know how to joke? Of course you don't, Owen Benjamin can't fucking tell a joke to save his life and you look up to him.

Is it such a tall order to stay on the road?

And Andy Dick lives on....

>puns are the lowest form of comedy
low jokes for a low man

illuminati tried to sacrifice his black ass. his time is up.

He got knocked the fuck out last week, he'll be dead soon.

>all these raging manlets

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more like the illumininati

I hope you know making assumptions online is probably the most retarded thing some nigger like you can do. It's honestly pathetic.

He's already filed his short term disability claim. From what I understand, it's not a big deal, truly small potatoes. They're really trying to make a mountain out of a molehill here.

Gay mafia finally went after him like they did Tracy Morgan

alpha as af imo tbf

The lengths people will go to get a few (you)'s is disgusting

manlet

Okay, you're good. Too good LMAO

High or drunk for sure.

shame about the cuda
its a beautiful car

>manlet haters
I'm sure you guys are actually closeted manlets

More like cupboarded manlets.

>ha, loser. I don't even own a car!

>make jokes about joe rogan being short
>find out i’m the same height as him
>mfw

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this fucking thread

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Underrated

I guess his life was shortlived

>Kevin was first out of the vehicle and according to a witness, a member of his security team showed up in an SUV and picked him up. Kevin lives nearby and cops say he went home "to get medical attention."
crash car. get all drugs and drive back home to hide them. tell the passenger to get his story straight and say he was the one driving not kevin

It was only a short time ago I watch his netflix special. Could be a bit longer but it was alright.

Here's to you Kevin.
youtube.com/watch?v=KtBbyglq37E

Deskdraw Manlets, ©

Then someone quotes you and says "SEETHING MANLET!" like they won a prize. The prize for being the biggest faggot on Yea Forums.

imagine being so poor and stupid you need to attack a man's height after he gets in a car crash. Yea Forums was a mistake

Matchbox Manlets

This is the biggest S O Y thread on Yea Forums right now.

RIP little man

Maybe we should bump it up a bit?

faggot kys

Not really. In fact, I'd say it's pretty small

Cringe that you thought that was a good joke because it has the word "up" in it. You possibly have the worst humor.

>a member of his security team showed up in an SUV and picked him up

Witnesses confirm the SUV remains at the site of the accident, as that security team member was the Eagle tasked with flying Kevin to Rivendell.

No, lol. Why would I? What a stupid thing to say, dude. Are you okay?

XD THE WORD SMALL try actual jokes. Give one a go, Owen. Let's go.

>this fucking thread
just how low will you fuckers go?

Own Benjamin literally thinks Chapelle stole a joke from him. Is Owen a fucking retard? Answer is YES!

Jeez dude, you sure have a short fuse.

He needs to chill out a little.

If you scroll up a bit there are plenty of highbrow jokes

Man you have a short temper.

Yea Forums with the reddit comments. upvote

Lighten up why don't ya

you know as well as I that this topic is low hanging fruit.

somebody can't come up with a little banter so it seems

At least they won't need the step stool.

I think those comments simply went over your head.

Are the comments beneath you?

pissy and litty

The manlet cut of is 5'8 if we're being nice, and 5'11 at it's most aggressive.

Why so obsessed with OB? You sound insecure about the height jokes

finally this meme nigger is gone. Why do Americans even like him? No one outside the US gives a shit about this coping manlet

Get off your high horse

ok that was funny

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> "Driver"

Lil Kevin riding bitch while his boyfriend drives.

show a little human decency

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nah, it was a nanny.

> Kevin's Plymouth Barracuda deep in a gully about 10 feet off the road.

TMZ got a snapshot a few moments before the crash

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big if true

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I used to watch this movie a lot as a young kid.

> Kevin was first out of the vehicle and according to a witness, a member of his security team showed up in an SUV and picked him up. Kevin lives nearby and cops say he went home "to get medical attention." He was eventually treated at a hospital.

Security rushed Kevin home, so he could change out of his dress and into man clothes before going to the ER.

Imagine having the same name twice what a faggot

Shit, he's such a down to earth guy, too

I normally hate insecure manlet talk, but come on now; you and I both know that’s actually short. Most girls are taller than that

>and picked him up

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Better than fitting in the cupboard

What a happy little accident

my fucking sides

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F

f

> While Hart was in the passenger side of the vehicle, and a female passenger, identified by police as Rebecca Broxterman, 31, sat in the backseat, his Plymouth Barracuda, which tumbled off Mulholland Highway, was being driven by Jared (Stanton) Black, 28, Broxterman’s (((fiancé))).

Girl's night out.

More like Kevin Hurt

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actually kekd nice

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literally never laughed at anything he's done. ever. painfully unfunny--just yells corny punchlines. plus he's a fraud who talks about god and family and was caught railing coke trash strippers in vegas with a pregnant new wife

Pic of the car he was driving

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> Broxterman is Kevin Hart’s wife Eniko’s (((personal trainer)))

He’ll be recovering in a world class Petri dish to germinate until he’s complete again, so around 2 weeks

imagine being worth $200M and the best you can do is some dime a dozen skinny unemployed smoke

Shouldn't have fucked with gay Hollywood. I'm scared for his kids.

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midge

How come they put a figurine of a police officer next to the wreck in the right picture?

he goes on Ellen once a week and tells the audience how much he lovesssssssss his new wife
>week later caught railing coke trash strippers in Vegas

.

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I don't follow gossip. Are there rumors hes gay?

Have height

Jesus. He was millimeters from death.

>We've reached out to Kevin's rep, but no word back yet.
oh he dead

I can’t tell if this is bait. Surely nobody is this insecure about their height?

kek

>his dumbass ruined a fucking 'cuda

I am 200% mad

I. CAN'T. BREATHE.

> Fitness trainer Rebecca Broxterman and Jared, who goes by the last name Stanton on social media, but the surname “Black” professionally, got engaged in June.

> While Rebecca fills her Instagram page with work out video and inspiring quotes, Jared keeps a much lower profile online, and keeps his page private. According to Jared’s IMDB page, he works a producer, actor, and director. His latest project which just completed production is a short film entitled, Red Letter.

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at least he isnt the smallest faggot manlet.

Maybe he just doesnt measure up to other men

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>reports say he was launched into the dashboard, where he sat by the gauges and waited for help

Wait, so was the driver actually in the driver seat, or was he just the guy holding the remote control?

A little f for a little man

lmao

WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=TkxMm68jwao

fucking kek

I didn’t, keep running your mouth no one’s listening haha

reddit gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

> The 1970 Plymouth Barracuda driven by Jared Black turned from the southbound Cold Canyon Road to eastbound Mulholland Highway. Black immediately lost control of the vehicle and the Plymouth left the road and rolled over down the northern embankment.”

Tail end of your 70s muscle car breaking loose on the turn. Not uncommon. Very front heavy and light over the rear axle.

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Luckily it was just a 1:64 model of one

all me

You guys are amazing.

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I wonder how much that detailed model city cost him

Man this stuff would look great with my HO scale train layout

I know it's a meme but this chick SCREAMS coal burner
>wanna be celebrity
>past her prime
>obsessed with keeping her looks
>dresses like a sorority slut despite being twice the age of a college kid

He's a pathological liar about his height, he's 5'6 at best. You're still a manlet tho.

>manlets
Will they ever learn?

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lol can someone photoshop in a giant foot/leg in the background behind the fence

both of these people are OBVIOUSLY lying about their age

>suffer major injuries
Really, TMZ?

Literally WHO?

why do 45 yo male celebs try to dress like hip teenagers? it looks so fucking cringe and desperate

>not "The Tweezers of Life"

he looks fine, nerd

kek
someone do it pls

Force is mass x acceleration. M x V is momentum.

>google name
>negro
who cares?

There's a microscopic chance he wasn't driving.

Guys calm down I remember when I crashed my Power Wheels the first time. Its more scary than it hurts. He'll be ok.

>We are interrupting programs to tell you that Kevin Hart, Princess of Wales, is GRAVELY ILL in intensive care at Paris' Pitié-Salpêtrière Hospital after being seriously injured in a crash which killed his friend, the Chuck's heir Sneed Sneed.

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You're a faggot. Get out.

How many tweets away from perfect is his face right now?

based /n/ poster

guys....

it's true. They just released a picture of his casket.

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literally everyone loves Kevin Hart

Word is he's paralyzed from waist down. No idea if permanent or what. Will be reported soon

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Somehow, this isn't the least funny vehicle he's been in.

id hate to be short. The struggle is real.

yeah all of the microscopic organisms are wild for him

Look at the photo of his car > 120391206

1970 V8 Cuda Series Hardtop Coupe - Height 50.9 in / 1293 mm.

We can check. Is there a website that finds the comparative heights of objects automatically, or do we have to measure by hand?

Legal issues
Hart was arrested on April 14, 2013, on suspicion of drunk driving after his black Mercedes nearly collided with a tanker truck on a Southern California freeway. Hart failed a field sobriety test and was booked for misdemeanor DUI.[71] On August 5, 2013, Hart was sentenced to three years of probation after pleading no contest to one count of driving under the influence of alcohol.[72]

Seems like he had it coming.

such as your penis?

rather have that Tesla Model X than the nogged muscle car

I remember when Tracy Morgan got into that bad accident and I could never remember if it were him or Kevin Hart. Now it doesn’t matter.

He literally got out of the car, hopped in an SUV with his security, and went home before going to the hospital. What the actual fuck? So did he just leave the other people there?

yeah its so small that its slipping inside you right now without you noticing. Although, maybe that's just because you have a big gaping asshole from all of the previous penis you've taken user?

Tracy Morgan doesn't remember either

manlet jokes are only funny when the dude is ashamed of his height/ doesnt embrace it.

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Excellently executed

not a good couple of weeks for celeb passengers named kevin

>run out of material
>deliberately get into crash so you can have more content

I dun get it

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Many more people have made jokes about Kevin Hart being very small than some internet comedian who's more maligned than admired among an already comparatively insignificant audience.

Just say you don't like jokes against manlets. It's fine. They won't stop.

ZOOMERS GO HOME

ITS JUST LIKE TRACEY MORGAN

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user I...

He was drunk. Had to sober up.

You're just trying to get into a fight, aren't you. Either you're a manlet who's baiting consciously, in which case continue, or you're a manlet who's baiting unconsciously, so throwing out random offensive shit in the hopes that it pulls away attention from the manlet part.

Rich capitalist pigs often behave this way

No, I'm short. It's fun to laugh.

I don’t buy this as a car accident. I think the butthurt gays are still mad at his dollhouse tweet and tried to put a hit out on him. WATCH OUT FOR THE GAY MAFIA

Best thread I've seen in a while, fucking comedy gold.

low standards

short fuse

best itt

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i'm gonna say the m word

>manletCHAD is so strong it needs two cops who are bigger than him to drag him away

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That's fake

>Haha, get it he's short!!!

As someone who's 5'6 FUCK you and everyone on this shit website. I hope your child gets cancer and dies slowly in front of you so maybe you can suffer an ounce of what short men suffer everyday.

Why can't black comedians drive cars without getting fucked lmao? Can't blame this on racism lol

Major back injuries usually mean spinal, and there's no one on the planet tough enough to "shrug off" a spinal injury, adrenaline or no. If he left the scene to get help he might be banged up but he's not dead.

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I heard Kevin is fine. He was taken to build-a-bear workshop for treatment.

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Damn. This sum final destination shit. Five years ago a walmart trucker nearly kill him.

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>ctl+f "short"
> 24 results found
I should have known Yea Forums would be full of such tall tales

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Heh. Reminds me of how a cute tiny blue eyed blonde girl at our anime used to call my black roommate "chocolate bear".

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He was aiming for the road but he fell short

IM FUCKING DONE KEK

based

Now he's micro machines

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Just for a s-midge.

Fucking kek. Ground control to major kek

wtf thats way worse than i imagined. i thought he just drove off the road and crashed lol

>that picture
how the fuck didnt someone die

>At the height of his career, Kevin Heart died after a fatal micromachines hot wheels crash.
>We are told he was taking a shortcut when his vehicle encountered a stray molecule.
>Forensic electron microscope reports Kevin Hart suffered major injuries to his back, several protons tearing through his very low spine.
>The quantum vacuum gap between quarks and gluons is a dangerous place to be driving in at night

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Literally who?

The Rock must be sweating by now. With Kevin hart Injured, how is he going to make money without him in his movies?

holy fucking based

Why are all comedians being assassinated and framed? There's something fishy going on here.

i named my first cat after Stuart

miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

The black Joe rogan

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The virgin lil kev careen vs the Chad Tracy Morgan Wal Mart Truck

At least I'll have kids you short fuck. How does it feel knowing you'll die alone and never feel the touch of a woman on your micropenis

>People make fun of Lil Kev The Bastards height.
>They don't know hes got a fucking baby arm for a dick.

Bruh, the guy packs a 14 inch dick, Listen to Patrice talk about that shit and laugh.

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holy fuckin based

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it's mass*acceleration

He can't be that injured if he went back home after the accident. Isn't on he the first rules never to move a victim after a car accident in case of injury to the body?

calabasas is on the hills so they probably had the accident not far from his home

Unless he was driving drunk again, and the movie star needed a little sobering up time before going to the hospital. And some time to make sure the employee who's gonna lie to the cops and say he was driving to get his story straight.

Even if people shit on him, I always appreciated that Kevin Hart tried to make comedy that attacked nobody and at least tried to impart some moral lesson toward the end of it. It's just funny that despite this he seems to be the one comedian who can't stop getting into fucking trouble.

>manlet got banned
hahahahahahahahahahaahaha when will they learn bros?