The Dark Knight released over 10 years ago. What have you achieved since watching the movie for the first time...

The Dark Knight released over 10 years ago. What have you achieved since watching the movie for the first time, Yea Forums?

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Orgasm

didn't kill myself

I became the joke man

I moved out, bought land, found a wife, and own a house now. You?

said the N(igger) word

Went on vacation to Ireland

I took a big shit and had a bigger nap.

I made The Dark Knight Rises.

Became a wagie

Held a job for 4 years, got a 1300 dollar bonus too for being there that long.

Had sex

Me toooo!

Bought my first house. Studied brewing in Copenhagen. Landed the job I wanted. Married. Got a kid. Sold my house and bought a new one. Im not much of a jokerbaby.

negative thoughts... all I have ArE neGative thOUGhts...
also this

Graduated highschool

I got laid, and I haven't jerked off in 4 (four) days now

unironically nothing and im happy that way

I lived in a society

I have a girlfriend.

If you own a house and have kids, please stop posting here. This place is no longer for you.

b&r

shit, well
>I went to college abroad
>Barely passed 2 courses, lied to my family about it for 7 years while they were struggling to send me money
>Finally fessed up when I couldn't keep it up anymore
>now work minimum wage and live at home at 28
>go to college, legit pass courses this time
>met my first gf a year ago, she's 21
>her life is pretty shit and she has some issues which is probably why she could even fall for me
>I don't have that Shakespeare burning love for her but I do really like spending time with her

overall idk. I'd say 6/10

I'd killed myself
twice in fact
once metaphorically and then figurat

I became the japist, the jester of japes

Metaphorical and figuratively means the same thing

Why so serious?