Why did he get coke instead of pepsi?

I just love this guy

pepsi tastes like ass

Coca-cola is so much better than p*psi. Coke has a delicious bitter flavor that's good cold AND even warm.
While p*psi tastes like they went straight for the sugar.

Huh?

Coke is better in small doses but pepsi is better if you are drinking over time.

coke is better

and hes a chad for buying actual coke and not the diet or zero "coke" chemical garbage

Protip: if you scan all the items individually it won't cause infetterence to build up

>AND even warm
Room temperature coke is pretty great.

retard alert

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

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I went to europe once and their regular coke tasted exactly like zero, it was fucking odd.

kys

Because he is not a racist,jerk.

fpbp

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI JUST ONE PEPSI AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME

Whys he so handsome? Girls go crazy for the Goose but I can't figure out why

He actually bought 5 ,but gave 2 away for free. Humble down to earth guy.

OP pic confirms this.

how do you know what ass tastes like?

Fuck you,buy coke and stay in school.

the opposite is true and it's why pepsi won taste tests based on a sip but coke is popular because people dont have a single sip, they have a 2L

They're interlocking and he's compressing them with his hand and chin, canlet.

Pepsi is so much better, what a fag

>he hasn't tasted ass

How can one man be so kino.

>No liking pussy sweetness
t. gay faggot

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Found the lardass. Try switching to sparkling water.

Is he dare I say our guy?

>preferring Pepsi to Coke
Are you black?

does anyone else find the existence and dominance of the coca-cola and pepsi corporations to be bizarre? all they do is sell unhealthy sugar water.

I think Ryan is testing us,we'll keep buying Coke-cola anyway goose.

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Pepsi is flat and oversweet. Coke is fizzier and the right degree of sweet.

>looking that good even when autistically holding coke cans

it's not fair bros

all water bottle companies do is sell you plastic with tap water in it

Actually it is,he deserves all the cunny coming to him.

>sparkling water
I'd rather drink regular water than that swill.

I only drink Pepsi Max retard

No racism in gosling thread please.

I don't think you realize how much soda people drink.

3 cans??

hello virgin

>gay lefties smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish, and take pozzed loads in the ass
>"omg stop drinking sugar"

The only retard here is you,do your self a favor and buy a 2 liter coke.

Man back in collage I went through a 36 pack a week, most americans are no different.

I drink tons of diet soda. Don't drink alcohol or have other meaningful vices

So a 36 pack would last Ryan 11 days,not bad.

I hope you will enjoy not being able to walk, first because of being too fat and later because of loosing your legs to diabetes.

Most of the world is addicted to caffeine.

you need to go out and find yourself a nice girl

Diet soda will still bloat your ass,its still carbonated. Just drink regular coke.

How will I get fat off pepsi max, it is just water and colouring

I would be obese with diabetes and horrible teeth if I drank as much regular soda as I do diet so no thanks

Gosling keeps cucking me,how do I stop him?

Doesn’t make it better

>diabetes
100% genetic disposition.

No. I cutted that shit out also. Today's "nice girl" is a STD vending machine.

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Looks more like a penis to me

But at least you would get Goose's approval.

this will never get old

just drink more water then and stick with the normal soda why go diet at all?

Sure. Burning out your pancreas has nothing to do with diabetes I bet.

at last. nice numerals too

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>just have two separate drinks instead of one while also getting extra calories
is what you're not saying here that you hate the taste? the taste is fine to me and I don't really prefer regular over diet

Worst that 36 cans a week did to me was kidney failure.

Why's that odd? That's why they created Coke Zero. Your coke probably tastes weird because they don't use actual sugar in it anymore.

... yes it does?

He literally did nothing wrong,what a great guy

coke zero master race reporting in

Is Ryan Gosling actually an Incel or is that just meme on Yea Forums

>the 3 2Ls of Coke Zero for $5 at your grocery storey

>not realizing he only got these to mix with rum or whiskey
Have sex

He has a wife and kids. He just has some slightly autistic mannerisms.

Doubt it. He doesn't drink or smoke really humble human being.

>not using cherry coke or dr. pepper for whiskey

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Never heard the truth described so accurately.

Good for him,he deserves it.

>cherry coke
what a fag you want a little loopy straw?

No it doesn't. Artificial sweeteners fuck up your gut flora. Read up on it yourself if you want.

>drinking cola
Do people really do this?

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>the tread that destroyed Yea Forums

T-thanks goose.

bepsi :D

muh gut flora!!! who gives a shit

>shrinks your testicals
Nothing personal aye.

>"Eine Fritz Kola, bitte!"

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This. I wish I could drink coke but I’ll get fat. Already putting on weight from boozing pretty hard this month

this may be the only accurate description of coke vs pepsi ive ever read

I prefer to drink my cola on the edge.

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How's he carrying that many cokes? Is it his jawline.

you guys dont serve cokes to girls you bring back from the club? they should already be drunk, they just little a little sugar and calories to get going

>cant drink regular plain water
>instead have to drink "sparkling" water like some giant faggot

>why he so handsome
>girls go crazy for the goose but I can’t figure out why.
Because he’s extremely handsome based retard

>girls
lol gay

maybe you should stop posting here and learn how to fucking spell

But what makes him handsome? He's like a 8/10 at best

he def smokes cigs at least up until filming nice guys

He's got the right combination of features that makes girls swoon.

WHAT ARE THE FEATURES I NEED TO KNOW!

Some people just need bubbly stuff to scratch their throat. If you have to drink carbonated then carbonated water is the best of them all. Best served cold.

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Fake cigs with no tobacco,he keeps his body clean

I'm not a woman so I'm not sure myself.

I need a gay user to tell me,recently had a grill tell me I look like Goose so I'm tryna figure out what it is.

nah they were actually real for filming, and smoking that much for that long made him quit

First time I read this pasta it was about Based Harvey

But why does he wear the scorpion jacket in Drive.

they smoke herbal cigs dude, you think anyone wants that on set even if the actor is willing to smoke packs while doing a bunch of takes?

>Not drinking whiskey straight or with ice like a man
No way goose is drinking like you low tolerance fags

fuck off roastie, your flaps are not needed here

Hrs got a great face, blonde hair and is fit. I think rating him only 8/10 is dishonest too. It’s ok to feel threatened by the goose’s good looks

Soiboy detected, I bet you eat your steak rare too.

reddit-tier response

Herbals bro, having to do that many takes with real tabacky will make an actor puke

Coke and Pepsi is the same. The main ingredients for both are sugar and caffeine.

Huh?

Only meet I eat is pussy. Have no idea how drinking whiskey without bubbly sugar water can make me soi if anything you needing a spoonful of sugar to make the medicine go down probably means you’re soi, gay, or a perma virgin. My guess is all three

I bet you're a racist

ok virgin

HOLLLY FUCKING FINNA BASED

Huh? Huh? Huh?

m.sunshinecoastdaily.com.au/news/ryan-gosling-quits-smoking/3028017/

inb4 phonefag-- I'll nvr quit u clover

>not balancing 3 bottles of Mexican Coca-Cola (made with real cane sugar)
wtf i can no longer respect Goose

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also, he def smoked real cigs for blue valentine. dude was a heavy smoker in his post-notebook days bc that's just what you do after living in east la lol

holy shit, how can this man be so based?

>Try switching to sparkling water
whats the point of that you dumb nigger. just drink regular water.

>Only meet I eat is pussy.
100% soi.

cans interlocked.
interlocked.

I’m phone posting too I don’t give a fuck, I’m tired and still in bed, this is comfy on all levels

>drinking soda instead of good ol' sips

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>t. soiboi cuckold

sparkling water was getting huge until they started making a shit load of meme non-citrus flavors that taste like ass. Now they're getting mocked out. Even Beer companies are trying to get in on the sparkling water game. It's officially a joke beverage (although i still drink San Pell like a gentleman)

Out in europe they just have it straight as a standard water choice, but fizz+water is just garbage.

Because he already had water at home

/thread and fpbp

fucking based post best post

Mein Bruder.

Fritz Kola is the patrician's choice.

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Based and redpilled

Are you autistic? Honest question

>Fritz Kola
>would you like to drink my kola?
>now is the time we sip!

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All I drink is either beer or tap water. Fuck coke and fuck pepsi

they taste pretty much the same, but i guess when you ingest multiple liters of the shit on a daily basis, you became some kind of connosseiur

actual retard detected. pepsi max is way better than cola, even if it's still unhealthy

redpilled.

this guy gets it