Moments in cinema that just don't make any sense

even though it took an ancient dwarven civilization using a forge powered by a dying start to create a gauntlet powerful enough to combine the power of all the infinity stones in the first movie, by the second Tony Stark just upgrades his armor to be able to handle them with some cool inverted mobius gamma vectors

none of this shit movie makes sense, it's just CGI nonsense for reddit soi clappers

Yes, they're reality-altering stones, the fact that they size shift is not an issue.

How was his nanotech bull shit able to withstand the power of the 5 stones when it took a master craftsman giant midget to create the gauntlet in the first place?

>just switch your brain off

this has to be the best joke of recent years, had me in hysterics and still nobody has a fucking clue what happened

Flying Leia makes sense.
It's dumb, but it makes sense.

>muh stark is a genius

Youre trying to think. Movies are meant to make you feel.

I mean it didn't look like his suit handled it at all to be honest. You know since he died an all.

The Infinity Gauntlet was designed to hold the stones and harness its power somewhat safely. Thanos is wearing them effortlessly without any harm, and no, its not only because he has super-physique but moreso it was forged by the fucking dwarves.

Tony's gauntlet can hold them stable and safe for mere SECONDS.

So yes, the Infinity Gauntlet cannot be compared to Tony's DIY option.

Infinity Gauntlet is stable, nano gauntlet is not.

using the stones killed him but holding them shouldn't even be possible for him in the first place, hulk was screaming just by holding them

Why didn’t he wish to stay alive can’t the stones do anything?

can't wait for someone to make the "films women will never understand" comment teehee

4channel definitely isn't some circlejerk like reddit

Because Hulk’s a little bitch.

Yea Forums has a culture that generally agrees on a lot of things. Reddit has an enforced hivemind because of the karma system, hidden comments, and shadowbans. But you already knew that, didn't you, nigger?

not in the sense that there was no context as to how she could pull off such a feat. like it would be pretty crazy if in Empire Strikes Back, Luke just fucking lifts the X-wing first try.

LOL HAVE SEX INCEL!!!!

She's a Skywalker in a moment of peril. This is basically just a stakes-raised version of Luke in the Wampa cave, and she *clearly knew more about the force at that moment than Luke did in the cave

It still confuses me why they didn't just kill off Leia here instead of saving her for the sequel when they already knew a year before release that she died irl.

This entire movie is so full of retarded shit it's comical. Like the script honestly feels like first-draft it's so bad. The #1 worst head-scratching thing to me would probably be the part where the fat little asian chick nearly kills Finn to save him from sacrificing himself.... because "muh love will win the war".. as they're suffering the most crippling losses imaginable and they get downed to like just a literal room left of people. lol

Also Tony casually invented fucking time travel just like that. It's not like quantum shit is his field, that's Pym's. What the FUCK.

Yea Forums has a similar hivemind its just encouraged by (You)s and general counter-culture motives instead

why dear god would they introduce miss new pricey actress chief admiral biatch, fake-out kill grandma leia, then real kill miss biatch? i mean, it was clear carrie was going to be carrion in a few years anyway

>chad tosses around a manlet

wow how unrealistic

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>i'm my own man *dies*
What did he mean by this?

This shit show

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It lost most of it's impact because he wasn't snapping away Thanos from Infinity War

you're right here we just say random shit into the void hoping to get a (you) and motivate others to do the same shitty post

is that a xim or a xer on the left?

it meant he wanted to leave the role of Iron Man and he had created the level of agency needed to do so by accruing massive wealth through parts in ZA AVENGAZ movies

Fuck you I had already forgotten this

So why didn't Tony have satelites and rockets full of nano material to resupply him so he'd never run out?

Pym did most of the work, what Tony made was a gps

why didn't he just use the power of 1 or 2 or 3 of the stones to fight thanos and the army?
thanos needed the stones to kill half of everything, tony isn't trying to do that and everybody is already back

It's a metaphor for Carrie Fischer's drug habits.

the snap destroyed the original gauntlet too dickwad, the only reason why Thanos survived that first snap was because of his physique and even then he barely survives

because dr. strange told stark that the only timeline where they win is by sacrificing himself

>the snap destroyed the original gauntlet too dickwad
No it didn't.
They find him because he uses the stones a second time to destroy them.

>chad
Pitt is 5'10.

It made sense, he made a scuffed gauntlet meaning it would kill him.

And Bruce was 5'5"

which is basically godzilla compared to chinks

no he didnt

Why did thanos wait for Tony to say his cool little one liner instead of slapping his head of his shoulders?

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>tallfags so insecure that they won't consider brad pitt a chad because he's not tall enough
LOL. Cope harder virgin.

He just wanted Stark to die because Strange is a petty faggot who cant take banter

yes he did

>Its the only way Tony. N-no flying it to the Hulk wont work, d-dont try it, you have to do it yourself
what the fuck was Strange's problem?

no he didnt, he implied that if he told Tony what has to be done or whatever, he wont do it. But that doesnt explain why he couldnt just give it to the hulk or even Thor

There was a scene where Stark looks at Strange and strange gives him a little nod or something, implying he is confirming what Stark is thinking- that he needs to sacrifice himself.

and that still doesnt explain why he couldnt just give it to the Hulk or Thor.

COMPRETE BURRSHIT

You don't remember Strange using the Timestone to look at the 14 million realities on Titan?

>the only reality where we win is the one where i give up the most powerful weapon in the universe lol

Ok, and how does that explain how he couldnt just fly it to the Hulk or Thor in that scene?

no really, why did tony need the power of all the stones to dust thanos and his army when him and his two boyfriends almost beat thanos while working together?

not only is it dumb he doesn't have a magic glove that was apparently so important that peter dinklage was in the last movie, why the fuck did he survive for a few seconds after snapping for the "dramatic death scene" instead of just fucking exploding or dropping dead

i mean i know the answer, but its retarded

Just turn your fucking brain off

>still holding that grudge even after getting revived

strange is pretty fucking based

>I am Iron Man

It was a call back to the same thing he said at the end of Iron Man 1. Which was itself an easter egg referencing the old Iron Man cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=Y63i2NR9-LE

wtf, I love Marvel now!

Its referencing a black sabbath song but yeah you are not wrong.

Because maybe in every possible timeline that causes something else to happen and resulting in their loss. You think Thanos would've just let Stark fly over to Hulk with no problem?

What's Thanos gonna do? Run like a lil bitch? He let Tony just stand there.

the people who defend this movie think of this as an epic moment and a big win for women or whatever. fits with the whole "subverting expectations" shit from the rest of the movie as well. if they were to make leia die to match reality, they probably would have kept this scene but have her die on the operating table afterwards or something retarded like that. instead, in the first five seconds of the next movie, we'll see a ship explode and be told she was on it

You act like Hulk and Stark where right next to each other when they could've been an entire battlefield apart. Tony did not know Hulk's precise location. Not to mention he was badly injured, as was Thor.

Thanos was caught off guard and was clearly winning the 1v1. Had Iron man tried to run Thanos would've easily caught him + had his entire army focus fire him since he has literally the 1 thing that decides who wins and who loses.

that video is the gayest thing i've seen in a while, goddam

PUHRRRRREASE

How and why did they all gather together like that at just the right time?

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nanomachines, son

Thor was the only asguardian who could fly because only he had the magic hammer. Whereas Stark had dozens of suits just lying around that could do the same.

9 realms tech wasn't that great, it just had a badass reputation

all women have an innate sense for when they haven't gotten enough attention and need to be in the spotlight, this happened to trigger in every single female avenger simultaneously.

...

Ah, so that explains this scene too?

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Why didn't Captain Cunt use the gauntlet when Spiderman gave it to her?

Bit big for her

small hands. only thanos's chad hands can use that.

If Captain Marvel is supposed to be embodying a powerful female super hero and everything they can be why does she look so manly? Wonder Woman does a better job and that's DC kek

She's the leader, so she needs to make you feel impressed rather than aroused.

See the other side of the coin

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>easily holds back the hand that wields all the stones
>gets fucked up by the other that only holds one
What did they mean by this?

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I thought Iron Man or Captain America was the leader of the Avengers.

Gauntlet needs you to snap to activate it. Because Thanos is autistic and wanted to complete his mission "with a snap of his fingers" and absolutely no other way.

The individual stones trigger just by holding them. So he pulls it out to use it separately.

I cannot fathom ANY reason why they would do this scene. None. NONE. It makes no sense.

Iron Man is dead and Cap is an old man who went back in time and let 9/11 happen so he could tape Peggy's succulent British arse

There's a difference between holding something back and getting punched in the face with what is essentially a nuclear explosion.

To show she's not just Luke's sister, but a full blown jedi in her own right.

>Gauntlet needs you to snap to activate it
You need to snap to use all the stones at once but you just have to close your fist to use them individually. Or something.

>but you just have to close your fist to use them individually

And she was explicitly holding his hand open to stop that

They were still alive at the time of that scene however

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There are so many better and less awkward ways to show that

>let 9/11 happen
He was thwarted by Captain Afghanistan, they were having a fist fight on flight 93.

Like CGI Leia lightsabre fight against snoke

It's been nearly 2 years and I'm still pissed off at TLJ

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this one makes sense
the whole zion bullshit is another control mechanism on the humans, the architect said so himself

TSW had like 4 hours of shitposting then everyone forgot and went back to their lives. Last Jedi truly killed the franchise

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is this fucking real

wait what?
That isn't real right? It's just a fan made webm or attempt at trolling, right?

you have to close the hand to activate a stone for some reason. in the previous movie, there's even a part where tony shoots a little think onto the glove that prevents thanos from closing that hand and he can't do shit til he gets it off

Yes it's real, Disney released it the other day.

Popular consensus is that it's a vision of some description. Either like Luke's one in the swamp in Empire, or it's a vision of Dark Rey that Kylo has, which prompts him to go good to save her.

>light saber nun chucks

PLEASE DADDY JJ!

>giving a shit about the franchise after phantom menace
You have much to learn youngling.

This is fucking capeshit. This is designed to make sense to even the most simplistic mouthbreather. It is designed by committee specifically to penetrate through layers of fat and poor public education. Imagine being such a retarded brainlet that even when directly handheld, you still don't understand basic concepts.

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Also evil C3PO. You can tell he's evil because he has red eyes

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Maybe you missed the part where he died? That doesn't sound like a good design feature...

Disney is so simple minded

>not the superior evil threepio
Gay and derivative.

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Oh man I am unironically hyped for this movie. Not because I love star wars or I think its going to be good but I am just so excited to see how hard they are going to shit. I haven't actually seen any other star wars movie besides the newest trilogy and I am really looking forward to see how they try and fix this incredibly limp series.

Why have Holdo anyway? That character could have been Ackbar or Leia, and would have so much more goddamn sense
But no

Also also Rey is actually a Midichlorian baby like Anakin and was made to be a vessel for Sheev's force ghost so he could live again and use a fleet he's had hidden for 30 years doing literally nothing to take over the galaxy

Someone stops them from getting away with the gauntlet in every possible scenario

Because, like, pink hair okay? It's sooo cool

really was an odd choice to have Dern replace Leia when they could just have Leia do all the shit dern did.
it would be like if Alfred pennyworth broke his leg and Batman had another old british butler for 30 mins of his movie but then later on...alfred comes back.
like WHATS THE FUCKING POINT!?!?!?!

Because that was never the plan

You know I had it planned all along. Trust old Sheev, he wouldn't lie to you.

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>skywalkers can defy death
>anakin couldn't

it was a stupid scene and people really need to stop having low standards to defend this shit

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>still not as bad as helicopter lightsabers

The fuck does that even mean?

I'm not trying to defend the shitpile that is TLJ, but at least come up with some legitimate complaints. Christ.

Helicopter sabres are awesome

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God I remember the threads with the anons who got to early view it. Everyone called them liars when they described this scene it was just too unbelievable and then webms started coming out good times

>im iron man, you stupid nigger
>*snap*
Thought for sure itd get an r rating

Lmao what the literal fuck am I watching? Where did this come from?

Rebels. The show that replaced the clone wars.

Rebels, it's a canon cartoon about the birth of the original Rebel Alliance. It had a slutty MILF Twi'lek as the Captain of their ship

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reminder you have to have given birth to be a MILF

false

learn what words mean. a 14 year old can be a MILF and a 50 year old can't, it all depends if she's given birth. that's why it's a fucking fetish and not "just any old whore i want to fuck"

>a 14 year old can be a MILF

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If she has given birth (thus making her a Mother) and you would want to fuck her, that makes her by definition a Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.

Do I need to break this down further for you?

Stop lusting after children you fucking freak

>Through this scene alone they basically establish that Captain Marvel is stronger than Hulk

When I was 7 I thought Hulk was so cool. It's a shame current-year 7 year olds get a pussy Hulk.

She-Hulk will kick her ass

They couldnt get her to work out a little more or make the prop lighter? It looks to heavy for her

God, I'll never forget the sheer disbelief I had the moment she opened her eyes. I thought at the very least she was only going to get back to the ship to give them something important before dying, but she continued to subvert me.

Also her scene condemning his attempted sacrifice is sandwiched between two other major characters sacrificing themselves. And also her sister sacrificed herself. Which would make sense if she was acting out of selfish trauma, but she's never presented as being in the wrong. Curb Your Enthusiasm would have been extremely fitting for the blast door being taken in the background of their kiss. But this is also the movie in which the central conflict is the resistance needing to figure out a way to escape the First Order without being detected so two of the main characters leave and return completely undetected in their quest to figure out a way to escape. And you would think wiping out all the data of the magic hyperspace tracking macguffin would be a plot point since the First Order can just use it again next time.

>not going down hk-47 route instead of this garbage
I truly hope they never adapt KoTOR.

What really blows me away is Wasp just ditching Scott in the van.

dawg you're autism is getting in the way, yes the abbreviation literally refers to mothers, but in common use its referring to an older woman. Middle-aged Wine Aunt I'd Like to Fuck just doesn't have the same ring to it

They really wanted to add another cool powerful female into the lore but they forgot that in order to justify her smug bitchiness they needed to give her some semblance of a logical reason to not tell Poe her plan. And also her plan needed to actually have a chance of working in the first place.

ALL WAMEN ARE QWEENS

Chain of command my dude. You do as you're told and leave decisions to the boss.

I agree, that moment made no sense to me

I love the movie otherwise.

So what you're saying is your fetish is inherently embarrassing, and so you attempt to hide what it really is under a different name.

That sounds kind of like the First Order. Wouldn't it make more sense for the Resistance to have an emphasis on trust and camaraderie as the keystone of their cooperation? Wouldn't it have been much more thematically interesting for Holdo to give a plea for Poe's trust during their mutiny, rather than just responding with "I hope you know what you're doing?" No fucking shit he doesn't know what he's doing.

Yeah pretty much, what fetish isn't embarrassing?

>woman pleading to a man who's supposed to trust her and obey her orders already

wow, very problematic user

If the writers didn’t have Thanos destroy the stones they wouldn’t have had to do any lame time travel shit.

Anakin did defy death you dolt. He had 3 limbs cut off, then got lit on fire. He had the exact opposite power that he was trying to achieve.

She did have a kid with the Jedi Kanan though. Therefore, total MILF.

BURRSHITTU

Memes aside there’s probably a lot of special forces guys or people who were actually in real street fights (think harden criminals) who could probably kick the shit out of martial arts guys or other fighters like this. Real life fighting is different than enclosed circuit ring fighting

Seething gook

>capeshit
>making any sense

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you're retarded, MILF isn't to be taken literally. if you're under 35 and have had a kid you aren't a milf. if you're over 35 and hot, you're a milf. that's all there is to it.

I remember a very valid post from some feminist site about how this scene was actually very offensive because they just clutched together a bunch of female characters that didn't even knew each other and it actually showed how small is the woman cast.

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It's a fact that Dr. Strange let Tony Stark die.

That made sense since it was the only way to serve the Greater Good (TM)

just turn ur brain off

Man old Leia looked so much like my dead aunt.

a human cant will control over the gauntlet like that, he was dying just from holding it.

You know he did exactly this, right?

my girlfriend (female) actually sighed at this scene, every female i know heted the blatantly forced feminism token scene

considering carrie died after this movie, they should have let leia die there

He died because he's a weak ass manlet. Thanos' second snap almost blew him up

>this guy who rose to the top in a super competitive fighting organization and has an insane combination of endurance, reflexes and knowledge of fighting won't know how to kick some special forces guy in the balls even though the latter mostly knows guns/knives and bare essential hand to hand combat centered around sneaking up and subduing unsuspecting weaklings.

Why won't this retarded meme die holy shit. If special forces guys were that good hand to hand they wouldn't be making 80k a year getting their shit blown up. They'd go into the circuit and be millionaires

Watching her get punched into the next ZIP code was immensely satisfying.

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Why didn't Strange just use the time stone to bring Tony back to life? The Doctor Strange movie showed that the stone could be used on a small scale (the apple/book pages) he could have reversed Iron Man to a state before he used the stones while retaining all the effects of the the snap.

Strange engineered the whole situation because Tony's faggotry rubbed him the wrong way

You know what, I'll accept that.

PREASE BRAD PRITTU

I audibly laughed in the theater at this

They dont teach anything about hand to hand even in what you described. Your average marine who gets like 2 years worth of infantry training gets about 2 weeks of mandatory hand to hand. A navy seal might get like a week or two more than that. Hand to hand is the stupidest possible thing to focus training on, seals dont snap necks up close they just fucking shoot you.

I find it hard to believe that competitive fighters wouldn't btfo military who's primary form of training is centered around guns
Also their hand to hand combat training is kill or be killed.
If they pulled out a knife on a am unarmed competitive martial artist, then yeah they might win
But barring that I don't think so
Someone who spends his whole life fighting other ppl isn't going to lose to someone who trained years ago for theoretical situations that would likely never happen

good grief you are the dumbest user

What's funny is they all, individually, thought "Oh look the other girls are gathering right there. I need to come along." As fucking if.

I haven't seen the movie, but why didn't Brie Larson use them while she had the gauntlet?

>I'm so high right now

Snood

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>ppl
dumb underage twitter nigger get off your phone

You're stupid. I hope you're no older than 14.

it bothers me how the camera angle changes with the cut. it ought to be the same but zoomed out. even her expression changes between cuts. from blank to smug. also FUCK the new 'unstable' sith saber look. trying too hard.

lol