I just saw this and wanted to say it was good

He eventually has a heart attack because he’s a fat fuck and treats his body like shit

>'Aren't films boring? xD' the film

>I was in diapers during the Bush years
It shows.

It's not the Bush years anymore, I'm sick of Gen X'ers who grew up watching Colbert and Stewart and still think politics are the same as they were in 2005.

talented and adorable. I want to marry her

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>It's not the Bush years anymore
How long did it take you to figure this out?

>Republicans bad
true.
they are literal comic book villains at this point.

>gen xers who grew up on colbert and stewart
So you're young AND stupid. That's neat.

>It's not the Bush years anymore
You don't say...

>being this bluepilled

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These days, yes.

>Movie about the Bush years
>"It's not the Bush years anymore!"

What did he mean by this?

I'm going to cum on her feet and you, her husband, will have to lick it up... bitch!

Imagine gaining all that weight for a movie nobody watched.

>I'll pass.
On what? Having sex?

You know who you're talking about? This man sheds and gains weight like you change underwear. Every 6 month.

BASED

>George Soros Bad!
>w-what's a "Coke" brother?

Are you one of those people who thinks war mongering jews are alt right nazis?

Anyone has that webm of Amy Addams walking down a corridor? Shot from the back slowly going up.

Why do americans jump at the chance to enslave themselves to israel by giving them billions, dying in their wars, giving them foreskins etc??

>Made by Socialist filmmaker Adam McKay, this movie exists solely to ridicule American patriot Dick Cheney and lies about his legacy, portraying him as an unlikable sociopath without morals.

Yeah, this movie was trash. Just like The Big Short.

aaaaaand the schizos have arrived

Yes you finding abstract connections between misery and being Jewish is a clear sign of the Jewish cabal working on world domination.

No, they've been portrayed as such, going back to at least the 80s.

Think about a movie like devil's advocate, only Republicans donors are mentioned in the party where all the devil's friends hang out.

Tyler Perry looks good no homo. Amy Adams, eh. Not even gay.

Both are bad, but Soros is evil and hell-bent on destroy Western values.

but even with zero poiltics it would be awful. Adam clearly thinks he is some epic genius and films are beneath him

You do realize that gen x would be near their 50s about this time, right?

>Also I wanted to bust a nut to Amy Adams the whole movie
For me that happens in every movie she's in.

Reagan had the most corrupt administration of any president ever. Keep in mind also that republicans also generally add massive debt to the US during their terms. Apparently cutting taxes and spending a lot in the military racks up debt, who knew?

t. JIDF

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Who brought up jews? A rich piece of shit is still a rich piece of shit.

Not really, he's just a rich guy who writes checks to politicians like any other rich guy. People just take the fact that he was the most powerful stock broker at one point to paint this conspiracy theory that he's some kind of geopolitical puppet master. Anybody who learned how to count in grade school can confirm that Soros has donated 1/100th of what the Koch brothers have, and that most Republicans and right wing media personalities are bought by the Kochs.

American Democrat propaganda. The one thing that sticks with me is a mopey newsreel-ish shot of Obama looking sad while some sappy music is playing. This movie made an effort to demonize every Republican president going back to Reagan (for some reason McKay had showed a headline in this movie about Reagan removing Jimmy Carter's solar panels from the White House). It's a really bizarre connect the dots scenario from Reagan to W. Bush and Cheney to Trump. McKay still seemed angry and bitter about the 2016 presidential election so he made this movie as a means of lashing out.

>The movie is aimed solely at those who (still) hate Dick Cheney, but even that’s too broad a category: You’d have to hate Dick Cheney the way McKay does, obsessively, more than a decade after he left office, to the point where you’d thrill to a random implication that Cheney’s father-in-law murdered his mother-in-law (thus providing iniquity by association), to share the erotic charge McKay has for his material. McKay has simply lost control of himself when he plays Cheney’s heart attacks for laffs, or when he imagines the unfortunate man whose body provided the heart that was transplanted into Cheney’s chest continuing to talk from behind the grave so he can tell us that he, too, loathes Cheney. Blinded by his need to make sure you really, really get that Cheney is evil, McKay has characters just spell it out for you, as though putting it on a blackboard. Seeing young Dick jailed for a DUI isn’t enough: The narrator has to tell us, “In today’s parlance, they’d just call him a dirtbag.” Later: “He would be a dedicated and humble servant . . . TO POWER!” As Cheney seizes the moment in D.C., we hear “the plan is to take OVER the damn place!” Subsidiary characters just step right up and deliver clichés about what point they symbolize: In the 1960s, Lynne says, “I can’t run a company or be a mayor, that’s just the way the world is for a girl.”

Oh don't worry I didn't expect you to be self-ware or anything. You're just as stupid as I imagined you were.

>When Cheney became eligible for the draft, during the Vietnam War, he applied for and received five draft deferments.
>On October 6, 1965, the draft was expanded to include married men without children; Cheney's first daughter, Elizabeth, was born 9 months and two days later.
>Cheney's fifth and final deferment granted him "3-A" status, a "hardship" deferment available to men with dependents.
Why are Republicuck patriots all draft-dodgers?

Got him plenty of critical prestige.

I'd be happy to smell her fingers while I'm checking these dubs

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They talk shit but can’t handle getting hit

Dick Cheney to this fucking day defends torture and sees absolutely nothing wrong with what he did during his eight years in office.

What is so hard to understand, we want the arab oil but the fuckers are against freedom, and israel is against the fuckers. Say what you will about the jews, they're our best hope in the region for peace-keeping.

>scene with Bush choosing Cheney for VP
>"yeah I'll do all this and that.... oh yeah also gay people, i don't like em"
INCREDIBLE WRITING! I love how this movie has like a million copies on every store shelf when I go shopping.

t. JIDF

hahahaha

Because they aren’t stupid.

didn't read

>This movie made an effort to demonize every Republican president going back to Reagan

For a good reason. Reagan administration was so corrupt that despite running on law & order ticket he put Nixon to shame, just google how many people were indicted and sent to jail in the 80s, and then H.W. Bush went and pardoned everybody related to the Iran-Contra scandal just so they couldn't be officially prosecuted for the crimes they committed, and W. Bush was a moron who let Cheney play him like a fiddle and started wars in the middle-east based on lies and drove the economy to the ground while he and his friends got rich.

>defends torture
No he doesn't. Waterboarding isn't torture.

What a bore you are.

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they look kinda kino.

The law & order part means just about as much as fiscally conservative.

>uh, it's not actually torture if we call it "enhanced interrogation"

Waterboarding is a form of water torture, giving it a nicer sounding PC name doesn't change the fact.

This

I heard one of them kotch brothas died
what's up with them kotch brothas?
Who are da kotch brothas

>makes every effort to make Cheney looks bad
>still seems based

Either side pretending like they care about debt is just pathetic. If you really cared about debt, you’d stop giving 2/3 of the budget away to entitlements. The military comes nowhere near the amount spent on keeping boomers with brain tumors and welfare queens alive.

You brought up jews retard, Koch brothers are jewish shills

You know they say the exact same thing about the coch brothers. It's almost as if partizan politics is fucking retarded and engaging in it at all makes you stupider

Chappaquiddick > Vice / On the Basis of Sex
>Director John Curran (casting actor Jason Clarke as Ted Kennedy) replaces cynical smartness with ethical sympathy — a political movie advance over trite partisanship as in Adam McKay’s irredeemably ugly attack on Dick Cheney and Mimi Leder’s simple-minded partisan cheerleading of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

A movie like Chappaquiddick is so much better than Vice it's not even funny. To think that Vice was meant to be seen as a comedy in some situations. McKay appeals to the smug and self satisfied millennial audience. No surprise that Vice was nominated for Academy Awards while Chappaquiddick wasn't. It's ok when Democrats make their ugly propaganda hitpieces. Vice almost humanized Cheney when he initially shows support for his gay daughter but then he pulls out the rug from underneath her feet. A movie like Chappaquiddick knew how to be critical while sympathetic towards Ted Kennedy. But if a movie criticizes a Democrat then the Academy will no doubt ignore it. More partisan politics from people who are ignorant of history.

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>Who cares if we take care of our own citizens, the Lockheed Martin people need their billions of dollars in contracts!

>Soros is evil
Citation needed. No "he has ebil looking eyes" is not argument.

> hell-bent on destroy Western values
What values? How has he tried to destroy them?

It doesn't fit the definition of torture.Grow up.

>It doesn't fit the definition of torture
?

>those credits at the middle of the movie
10/10 kino

what about dem kotch bruddas?

Great movie. Don't bother reading this thread.

It's totally torture

That’s in the eyes of the beholder. I saw it as an ego stroke for republicans. I’ve always admired republicans for having cut throat business tactics. I mean neocon republicans not RINOS like McCain. I’m not a neocon myself but I do admire them. They use logic rather than feelings like the democrats do. Neocons are go getters and money hounds. I love it.

Uh yeah, it totally does. But I'm curious about your bullshit. Explain to us why it isn't torture .

Wow, you're so cool, guy.

>attempt to make Cheney look bad
>makes him look like an underdog, driven, go getter who rose from the bottom to the top

Being a self made man is bad in the eyes of liberals. Fucking poetry

>Waterboarding isn't torture.
>It doesn't fit the definition of torture.Grow up.

Torture - the action or practice of inflicting severe pain on someone as a punishment or in order to force them to do or say something.

>Neocons are go getters and money hounds. I love it.

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And you’re upset

>>attempt to make Hillary look bad
>>makes her look like an underdog, driven, go getter who rose from the bottom to the top
>Being a self made woman is bad in the eyes of conservatives. Fucking poetry

>severe pain on someone
Which it doesn't do. Ergo, not torture. Unpleasant? Sure, but not torture.

Because they aren’t stupid. They rather make money off of the drones that die for Israel

>self made
>woman

Pick one

>Waterboarding can cause extreme pain, damage to lungs, brain damage from oxygen deprivation, other physical injuries including broken bones due to struggling against restraints, and lasting psychological damage.
It's just little unpleasant, bro.

>self-made women
Yeah, staying with a cheating Satanic monster for political gain really screams “self-made”

>being a republican when you're not a millionaire
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>not looking up to successful people as inspiration to become a millionaire

No wonder you democrats are always poor

GOP isn't even the party of rich people anymore, just the party of rich people who inherited their dad's companies and whose companies happen to be destroying the planet.

Americans are raised on the propaganda that everyone could become a millionaire if only he works hard enough. Of course, in the real world 99,99% never become rich. But they still believe that some day that 0,01% will be them, so they somehow get the idea that they should defend the rich class interests because they WILL be part of that class some day. It's American delusion.

Nicely done.

Hated all the try hard and condescending narrative gimmicks. McKay is a hack

It worked tho

remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=dQwNs9rwtGM

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>Cheney is a deadbeat drunk loser, despite having somehow already done good studies?, he's a aimless retard but it's Lady Macbeth pulling his strings and telling him to get Power TM or she'll leave his ass, this instantly turns him from deadbeat loser to highly competent power hungry sociopath

>scene where Cheney is already in politics but for some reason without any party affiliation?, witnesses a speech about personal ambitions from cutthroat Rumsfield, Cheney likes what he's hearing because that's what his wife wants for him, some extra asks him 'hey dude what's your party' he replies 'I'm whatever this guy is'

>Cheney then suckers up to Rumsfield and becomes his obedient lackey, after a while he starts asking him 'what do we believe?' Rumsfield just laughs at him like a cartoon villain, do you get it yet, he's just a power hungry sociopath too, literally all Republicans have no beliefs, principles or moral compass and are all self serving sociopaths pretending to serve

It's literally SNL cartoon skit level satire written by moronic teenagers yet it also thinks it's so clever, profound and insightful about the corrupting nature of power and how politics is for sociopathic opportunists (but only the Evil Republicans), mannnnn. I can't believe this is what passes as prestigious and intelligent political satire these days.

I actually thought it was kino until the entire "Cheney was the true puppet master" bullshit. Also what fucking worm thought it would be a good idea to add that final scene?

he was

Don't even need to say who it is, you instantly know. Absolutely based and constantly correct contrarian gay nigger.

I mean, Bush was terrible but I don't think he was actually full blown retarded like in the film

The info is all out there, user.

Oh come on, you could tell he was a dumbass just by watching his press briefings. He was always saying dumb shit and then being mocked for it by everyone.

Only thing redeemable about it was the acting. Usually the case with Hollywood these days, that and CGI.

Literally Propaganda: the movie.
It's half full of shit and the other half disinfo with a sprinkle of truth.

based

>They use logic rather than feelings
hahaha

You have a better chance of being a millionaire in the United States than anywhere else in the world. Millionares are not the .01 %, closer to 10%. Even though most will not reach that benchmark, shooting for the stars will provide more upward social mobility than in a typical European country with its obscene 50% income tax.

In America, you can either sink or swim. I opted for swimming without being handicapped by an all encompassing safety net provided by a nanny government that makes decisions for me.

>being a democrat when you’re white

White people with four year degrees have about a 1 in 5 chance of becoming millionaires. Evidently, you were raised on the propaganda that everyone is the same and that the massive, brown underclass that is currently leaching off of normal taxpayers somehow represents the common man.

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>Sam Rockwell as George Bush
What the hell, why I didn't hear about this before?

I want to feed her

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> Amy Adams
C U T E
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>if you're rich enough to get a master's degree you're more likely to have more money than others
Wow!

He’s pretty fat in it

Good, no need to tell fat fucks to kill themselves because they already are.

I enjoyed it, but I think it would have been better without the whole "yep, that's me.... you're probably wondering how I got here in the first place...." kind of shit

Nice to know the old gay nigger shares the same opinion as me.

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>50% income tax
Typical uneducated burger.

I by no means like Cheney and Bush but this is so laughably bad it hurts to watch. It is cartoonish in how they handle the characters. Everyone acts like a sociopath and not as if they were misguided thinking that they were doing good. I can listen to Dick Cheney and believe that he wanted to do good just like when I hear liberals spouting their rhetoric. Stop with the "my side good and your side bad or much worse than my side" both are fucking shit up and we just want thing to work right. How about we vote for people we have done research on and not pick the guy we think is cool? Anything short of that and we all fling shit at each other until it becomes laughable. All recent presidents have been useless. Nothing changes and we wonder why. Any talk about the actual problems like social security and medicaid just recieves silence or backlash due to no one wanting to give it up even though it is the reason why debt is piling up. Address the elephants in the room or not. Be big boys and girls. Being an adult is about considering every opinion and not getting mad when you are wrong. Don't expect to build a house when you don't know shit about construction. Yea Forums and social media are not sufficient education and neither is Wikipedia. It takes times and effort not just waiting for some other faggot to tell you what you need to know so you can spout it back at your equally clueless peers. Humility.

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>frogposter
>wall of text
nah not reading that shit

>masters
Learn to read maybe. You can get a bachelor’s in business for under 10k if you take your undergrad at a community college. You being a failure is your own fault.

America has statistically lower social mobility than most of Europe just FYI

>people with four year degrees have about a 1 in 5 chance of becoming millionaires
reading sure is hard

Not when you exclude nonwhites.

The Bush family have been war profiteers for so long the Nye Committee was held in the 1930s after WW1 because the Bush family lobbied for intervention, used position on War Munitions Board to get their own companies weapons manufacturing contracts for US forces, while simultaneously selling Germany guns and steel. Literally lobbying for conflict and profiting off of both sides.

So you give Bush benefit of the doubt, when Cheney ran Halliburton? When Rumsfeld got billions in no-bid government contracts?

No, you’re the misguided one for buying the media created narrative that Bush Jr. was some innocent naive good boy, and not a lifetime servant of power trained from birth. Cheney believes in strength and self-interest at all costs, you can see it as patriotic if you want but it’s very basic might makes right thinking.

Oh wow, if you exclude the poorer 40% of a country you get figures that say people have more money?
Lmao.

>”hey, did you guys know that on average people in 90% white countries have it better off than people in 50% white countries?”
>>yeah, that’s because one is more white. Compare just the white populations and they are practically the same
>”ugh that wasn’t the explanation I wanted! You’re supposed to say America bad!”
Kill yourself.

Retard

Great argument.

The fact that darkies are poorer than whites isn’t proof that America has no economic mobility. They are literally poor everywhere.

Also, saying “wow” with everything doesn’t make it any less stupid.

I see you didn't bother to read what I wrote.