HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Based furry thread

3 EPs in. I really like Chamberlain. I'm a sucker for smoothtalkers

have you really not seen the original movie?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Deet's vision isn't of Jen. It's of Rian. And probably how/why the Skeksis know about the prophecy.

>the Heretic used to be the Conqueror

what the fuck was he conquering?

Elder Cadia is the soothsayer, ya moron. Chamberlain is Chamberlain.

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CHAMBERLAIN YOU BRING THAT BOTTLE BACK RIGHT NOW

I haven't. Didn't know of its existence

it's okay zoomer, you can still redeem yourself if you've been enjoying the show

don't stick around for too long unless you want spoiled

>They gave the male Gelfling a penis, but no tits or vag for the female.
What did they mean by this?

CHAMBERRAAAAAIN

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>Gets to rejoin his other half and become whole in the end, while everyone who got in his way died and never got to rejoin together with their other half.

Absolutely ruthless.

Non-Gelflings like the Arathim. This world is fucking huge and has a shitload of races.

have we seen all the Skeksis all across the show and the movie now?

Hunter was fucking based btw

should check the movie out then, maybe after you finish the show so not to spoil too much

There's a Dark Crystal wiki and it looks like 5 haven't made an appearance in the movie or series yet.

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I guess the blades on their backs are what's left of their wings.

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where the fuck could the possibly be

CHAMBERLAIN

THAT'S MY ROADKILL

If they looked like that back in the day I guess it would make sense Aughra trusted them with the Crystal.

This guy walks into your lab one day and gives you two gimped little freaks

what do?

love the original movie
on the 5th episode and honestly it's very good
Deet a qt and i really like her character and story a lot

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I want to drink Deet's essence

Apparently two were killed immediately after the Great Division because the Skeksis didn't realize hurting the urRu would hurt their counterpart. One was strangled and another was pushed into the flames.

One is listed as Mariner and another was a Spymaster during the Garthim War so they should be in season 2.

hmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

posting begins

Who is the best Gelffu and why is it brea?

>SkekHak along with skekYi, are the two Skeksis that were killed immediately after the Great Division. His death caused by one of his fellow Skeksis tossing his urRu counterpart into the shaft leading into Thra's core, causing him to suddenly ignite and be burnt to death.

>SkekYi is one of the two Skeksis along with skekHak, to die immediately after the Great Division. It died due to one of the Skeksis choking his urRu counterpart, urYa, to death, causing him to suffocate by proxy.

based skeksis

>Chamberlain decimating Rian with FACTS and LOGIC in the carriage
Kino scene

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skekYi? More like skekYeet

My favorite was Tavra the warrior princess.

I'm actually liking this better than the movie. It's a little slow here and there but they did such a good job with the puppets and effects it doesn't really have those Power Rangers moments where things look really fake.

The end of episode 4 was intense, I was surprised I was so invested in it, sometimes didn't even feel like I was watching puppets

HEARD YOU WHIMPERING SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

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Maybe you shouldn't sit still for 3 hours straight

I just finished watching the movie for the first time in like 20 years.
What the fuck was Henson smoking?

talking about me?

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What was her problem?

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>What the fuck was Henson smoking?

Dark Cyrstal was the sane one compared to Labyrinth.

Wanting to bend over for a Skeksis was her lifelong goal

>HMMMMMmmmm posting beings

Never thought I'd live to see the day

Maybe I was a child and remember it happening more smoothly, but there's a straight up giant exposition dump right outta the gate. Still a fun movie to watch for the puppetry alone.

pure 80s LSD and cocaine
yea theres a narrator, its not a bad thing though.

no contest

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TRIAL BY STONE

>why would I ever wash my hands
if she gave you a handjob your dick grease would be on her hands FOREVER

She wanted the Emperor's dick

Thats the only thing I don't get. Doesn't the Chamberlain fight the General with trial by stone after the emperor dies? So how does he die?

Hot

perfect

The General is a different character from the Garthim Master, they do have somewhat similar roles and personalities but they're different characters. You can tell by how skekUng isn't a complete brainlet unlike the General.

>Wow user! Your dick is almost as big as Rian's!

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Haven't started watching this yet. Is it a prequel to the movie?

not the same general
he is mentioned in the series when one skeksis suggest recalling all other skeksis to the castle. They name him then.

Yes. Takes place 50 years before the movie.

SkekUng more like SkekDUNG HAHAHAHAHA

anyone got a gif or webm of the skeksis emperor doing purple sith lightning

Checked

Got to meet the legend himself. Bit of a Prima Donna.

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Deet was a babe..but had "prior engagements"

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She had multiple dads. Gelflings are polyamarous.
Also you can stick it in their ears.

Kek!

AHAHAHAHA LOOOOOL IT HAS A PENIS XD

Deet Violeta is op, pls nerf

Why did the emperor die in the movie? I thought the crystal was meant to regenerate them.

so is this actually good?
and will we get a Farscape continuation?

>so is this actually good?
Very
>and will we get a Farscape continuation?
Probably not, but that'd be rad.

I demand a Deet gf
I give science 5 years
if science fails
I'm going to fuck and suck that puppet

I really loved their design. It basically tells you everything about them right away. Evil, decadent and frail magic-wielding slavers

Deet is already real
We just need to heist the Henson Creature Shop

1. No more Gelfling essence, Podlings only do so much
2. He is deteriorating rapidly from dabbling in black magic
3. They can only stall death, not end it

flipside: she's rubbing onto your dick the dick grease of every horny male Grottan she jerked off in the caves

Hell, it's an OLD meme. My family and I were saying HMMMMM? for years whenever the subject of the movie came up.

turns out
little monkey fella

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Pretty bird yes

Peanut brain.

Why does nobody appreciate the based scientist

He's doing his best

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We live in a blessed timeline if we're getting Dark Crystal memes

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Doshbah!! Doshbah!!

Wtf why did Rian stay in the carriage. I'm so confused

Because Chamberlain dropped some knowledge on his ass.

Did anyone else got this homoerotic vibe with the Heretic-Mystic relationship

They seem to act as lovers

Lady gaga gelfling.

why are there two voice actors per character in the cast?

It does, but he was also using ghetto magic which accelerated his degeneration and he was too ill to get up out of bed to get to the crystal chamber for daily regeneration. Probably the others recognized this and went out of their way to just let him lay there and rot.

The first one is the voice actor, the second is the puppeteer. Sometimes they are the same person.

They're two halves of the same creature, their relationship is inherently much closer than anything two separate people could even have. It would be like wondering if your right arm is in a homoerotic relationship with your left arm because they're so closely connected.

I tried to watch this movie and found it tiresome. Made it halfway through. It's technically impressive but incredibly boring and the MC is such a dial-tone with his stoner voice.

Hup is quite the singer

The movie is not good. TV show however is fantastic. Just slog through.

I would totally fuck myself tho

get some taste kid

This franchise is the textbook definition of "pleb filter"

No that's Better Call Saul.

The Dark Crystal is almost certainly nostalgic boomer bait.

well you had those 2 that fucked off to that gelfling village to collect tithes, so the others could be doing sexy shit around thra. also, did anyone else think the oozing pustules was a bit much?