Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
christ i cant believe im still wasting my life here
Yeah same. I spent 10 years of my life on here almost every day
Its been about 12 years since this pasta was made. What do you guys think John and his bitch are doing now?
mfw he died in a really gruesome car accident because he was speeding and driving drunk
childhood is resenting john's arrogance
adulthood is admiring his success
John is actually dead now
John is dead from drug overdose while his then girlfriend went on to become a hooker and moved to Amsterdam.
Wtf is this shit? You seem lost. Reddit is down the hall on the right kid.
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD, CLYDE CASH!
Movie when?
This
Jesus fuck, have I really been here this long? It’s been 10 years and I still can’t leave this fucking place
it's ya brother Johnny
The man in the image was turned out to be a man named Paulie Carbone, who was killed in a car accident on July 10, 2007.
I wonder what this dude is up to now? He probably is married, balding, with like 5 teenage kids
I will fucking end you!!1
That photograph hasn't aged well. What would a modern John and girlfriend look like?
Hes dead
>I also get straight A's
Hey John, you've been saying this for 12 years straight. I am starting to think you are in some mental institution that you think of as your college.
Damn, I just read that. This dude has been dead for ten years! Was he actually starting QB and basketball captain or whatever or was that all BS? Did he actually write the pasta?
He died in a car crash in 2009. Look it up.
What I mean is: what would be today's equivalent of John and girlfriend?