What kino would you put in the Voyager golden record?

What kino would you put in the Voyager golden record?

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Fire in the Sky so aliens will know what to NOT do when they arrive.Those fucker greys

Los Simpson S11E05

Voyager golden disc recording 1:
Hello, we're a evolved species from a planet called earth, we hate niggers, jannies and spics and would kindly recommend you to do the same. Bye.

creed - with arms wide open

>we're a evolved
>a evolved
>a evolved
Congratulations on making yourself look like a dumb nigger to the aliens.

american psycho

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Planet Earth
Planet Earth 2
Blue Planet
Blue Planet 2
Human Planet

the dark knight rises

Who said they couldn't be dumb nigger aliens? We gotta use the language that makes them understand.

Poor Little White Guy

Looks like the death star
Anyway,probably BWWM movies and /s/ black sexy women pictures for the aliens with white males because if they arrive 100 years later they need to know the dominant human couple on earth

Gay niggers from outer space so they’ll know what to do when they come to earth

Yugioh the pyramid of light
Speed Racer
Baahubali 1 & 2
Pokemon the first movie

God hates niggers

how would the aliums play the golden disc? Where's the golden player

>they look at it as porn and become human pain fetishists
nice job retard

It doesn't matter because no one will ever read it

That's hot

sounds like a cool story idea of aliens looking across the stars to murderfuck humans

Mars Needs Moms

>fedora tips

you're a big grey

What’s all that stuff mean? If I can’t understand it and I’m the same species as the guys who wrote it, what are the odds aliens understand it? Dumb, shouldn’t have used spy codes should’ve just drawn pictures.

What it really needs is a strip of film.
film is more intuitive than the disc
Film doesn't need that ridiculous hydrogen atom manual

So,the plot of Fire in the Sky? What was their fucking problem?
Alo,post the webm. You know which one,the one of nightmares. The abduction of Travis Walton

Comunnion

Great, a menu in video format.

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Freddy Got Fingered
Epic Movie
Synecdoche, NY
Song to Song
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla

These should give them a good idea of human nature.

WEAR IZ TEH FOODZ :-DDD

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>Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
>not Godzilla against Mechagodzilla and Tokyo SOS
Boomer

Lawrence of Arabia
Lethal Weapon
Carlitos Way
Toy Story

>every video made by chris chan

Based

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>ayys first contact with the world will be cunnyposting and calling the jannies niggers

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The first five minutes of The Dark Knight Rises

Devo Whip It video

Predator
that will teach them

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The Greatest Story Never Told.

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The only big idea here

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They are expected to figure out they should spin the disc and to scratch it with a needle

It's just a vanity project and the scientists don't want it to be too obvious

How are you going to put movie on your space craft

2001: A space Odyssey.
With a note:
We are a de-evolving species being pushed back into our animalistic nature. Please come help.
With a vesica picese image on top.

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Fucking this. And everything else by Attenborough.

And Thin Red Line.

If this happens I'll gladly become an ambassador for our species and marry an alien wife.

BvS: Ultimate Edition

>Please come help
You are guilty of treason to humanity

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Snyder Cut

based

Empire of dust
Also a documentary about penguins.

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Batman Forever, season 1 and 2 of Invader zim but obnoxiously loud and a recipe for really cheap spaghetti

the miniseries Chernobyl
based penguin poster

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Penguins are at the same time weird, cool, funny, cute and tough as hell, plus the places they live in make for some beautiful and sometimes surreal shots. Besides I think even aliens could resonate with how penguins constantly fight nature itself to survive.

gay

It has a needle and speaker for the music, and the images can be replicated by following the codes

This plus Walking With Dinosaurs, Prehistoric Beasts and Cavemen

Reminder he's the most well-documented human in history after Jesus Christ

Prove it

TDKR plane scene.

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these dubs

my peenis weenis of course!

>Jesus Christ
>well-documented

Oh, boy.

Mars Attacks

The plane scene

You are weak

Joker, unironically.

So are you

Joker (2019) so they know not to mess with us gamers

He's the most well-documented human in history period, with most of that documentation actually being verified. Autism's a hell of a drug.

>redpilled without ever having set dildo-shaped foot on earth
is this how we get back at the kikes in 500 years time?

Based

Birth of a Nation

if an alien race is as advanced as we are they can easily understand it