Sell me this stylus

Sell me this stylus.

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I'll take my internets to go, good gent.

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buy the fucking stylus you bitchass punk otherwise my nigga tyrone finna fuck yo girl when you at yo bitchass job
buy da pen muhfuggah or i be stabbin yo faggot ass nawmean

Are you a student? No one takes notes on pen and paper anymore. This stylus fits in your hand so well you could write with it for hours. Nothing makes an email look more professional than a hand written signature, and this stylus will make it indistinguishable from a real pen. This stylus lasts forever too. No need to buy more lead or replacement pens. As long as touch screens exist, this stylus is all you need.

That's funny, Luigi - you know, I've always thought you were a funny guy.

You can use it as a dildo and shove it up your ass
Watch this
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>"Buy this stylus of I'll stab you in the fucking eye with it!"

I will suck your dick if you buy it

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Fuck you, it is mine now.

Wash your hair first.

youre not allowed to buy this stylus
sorry

Actually I don't want to sell you the stylus.

Yo, bro. Here's a free kindle. It only works with this stylus though, and the stylus costs just 10 dollars a month.

What would he have done if they had just took it from him like this? I don't think he was prepared for that reaction.

you can shove it down your peehole which feels pretty good

>thank you
*pocket the stylus
>alright give me back the stylus for my presentation
>sure, $1 please

They literally used this exact trick earlier in the movie.

B-but it's already yours.

Good post

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It's a official pen of Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck's). Limited supply.

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Not true, because apparently the tissue in western penises doesn't accomodate to rigid objects like metal rods so you are better with a plastic/rubber sounding device. If you are asian it's another story though.

Made me laugh
Based post user

And then later
>"alright, let's get this stylus out of there"

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its been 5 minutes and im still reeling

youve won the internet for today. Epic post