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Dead careers general

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Why are the most fucked up stories always from Florida?

Is this what Tom Holland did before Spiderman?

Now hows he gonna make Spider-man 3?

inshallah

meth and the weather

Florida has some kind of law where all criminal records are public iirc

converting to Islam is the final redpill

MashAllah

Another mkultra activated

The crazy weather makes people crazy

White sharia law when

soon

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tornados also in their minds

Imagine if the whole Earth did too.

>tornados
retard

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YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID

The state is already above average weird
Secondly, all criminal records are public, so all the weird shit gets picked up easily

How do you do that?

Brutal

Dig in to the flesh and then start pulling

Through the vagina apparently

FLORIDA WOMAAAAAAAAN

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it's sad that most women base their identity on sex and if you just too tired and want to go to bed, you've completely ruined their self image and it's okay to lose your mind and go wild

Well this guy being the bf certainly didn't help

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UP ON THE BAAAYOUUU

you see what the tornado does to them? thats what i meant

kek

Ouch

chad volcel

look up SS division Handschar, those dead neo-nazi fucks don't deserve to be called national socialists

Imagine being a beard and believing he actually loves you.

inshallah

Pretty pathetic.

Why the fuck is this allowed

Who will play him in the inevitable live action adaptation?

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>swn bully you for having a tiny 7" dick

If I remember correctly all criminal records are public. Let's not pretend weird shit isn't happening all over the US .

Women are literally made of paper.

Florida has a law that permits reporters to 'report' on stories without all the facts.

I've heard of finishing a girl, but this is ridiculous!

they're allowed to used all the details because of their transparency laws, you dumb shit

I used to play Minecraft with this dude on /int/craft his name was wolfdevon and he'd always larp as an SS officer or an ISIS commander

now he will larp as a heterosexual while taking endless cocks in the ass lel

That's the entirety of the U.S. Defamation, libel, and slander are all good-to-go if your "source" actually believes it. It's why there are sooooo many "anonymous sources" inside the White House pumping out convenient stories for Democrat-aligned media outlets like the NYT. Can't disprove the source, can't compel the press to produce the source, so its all good to publish.

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>Women are literally made of paper.
Your waifu is not a real woman.

I played Minecraft with this guy

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>No Sam! If you don't stop making fun of Sauron my god and savior, I'm afraid I might do stuff to you!

damn I want her ;_;

>Imagine being a beard

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Why can't I find a girl whose flaw is liking sex? Why do I have to get the crazy girls who are assholes?

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always naked and belligerent.

He needs a baby alligator in his arsenal.

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his vehicle of choice is an alligator

shes world famous lads

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Shithole state. Florida is easily the worst state in the US.