Why are elfgirls so hungry for human dick?

nobody's taking about couples white boy

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because male elves being immortal, realize there is no hurry at all and can spend a century trying to decide whether to talk to that girl or the other one. meanwhile the elven girls still probably a period of time where they remain fertile before hitting some magical menopause, while some old fuck like Cirdan who probably has lived +20000 years might still remain fertile

They crave the BHD

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baalbudddy

Dwarves aren't human??????

They are hungry for BGC orc dick,
but humans are the next best thing.

"why do the older, rich 20k year old men always go for the 100 year old elves, they should settle down with a nice, adult 10k year old like me"

Porn isn't really an indicator since pornstars are paid more if they do scenes with blacks, and why are they paid more? [insert jewish propaganda theory here].

they're not, though. most elfs don't give a shit about non-elves. arwen and luthien are one of the rare historical exceptions.

not many are. the ones that are are basically the pedos of the elf race dabbling in shota

whatever blackboi

When the man dies she can inherit things

well if we assume that even immortal beings have a teen years growth period, then fertile period, and eventual menopause and old grey hairs age, male elves should be fine with waiting 5000-50000 years and might still be able to produce offspring, whereas the female counterparts might feel the rush after 4000-20000 years
dunno how old they need to get wrinkles and white hairs, but since some seem to get them, we assume some sort of aging process even if they are in theory immortal spirits, their bodies are destined to wither away unless they reach Valinor, as 4th age belongs to men

Elfs are Dicklets

She’s an elfmutt.

>Watch some interracial home made amateur
>Check out the description
>The girl is a paid porn star
Ruined it for me

elvish men are metaphor for asian men

Because humans have comparatively short lives so they're can use them like toys then forget them

That’s not Tauriel dickhead

She's a full elf

Most "amateur" porn is fake and made by paid performers like any other porn.

is amateur fetish the worst fetish or what? you're turned on by low quality. honestly, that's actually worse than cuckoldry.

god i love pristine angelic white girls

Elves in Japanese media are basically how Japs fantasize white women (and in case of "Dark Elves", Latinas)

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Then why do most Elfs in Japanese media have brown skin?

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>remove awesome male character to shoehorn in womyn
>leave his horse's name the same

what did they mean by this

I just explained that as well

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Latinas don't have brown skin like that. Assuming for the sake of argument that they do, they don't have blond hair like Japanese Elfs

who?

This is the closest you could get IRL to a Japanese Elf

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Glorfindel, a male elf who rescued frodo from the nazgul in the books. Pretty much all the cool shit that Arwyn did in the first movie was all done by Glorfindel.

Asfaloth is the horse.

In Tolkiens writing there are only a handful of recorded elf/human pairings. A handful over more than ten thousand years.

Glorfindel is in the movie

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So which is better?
Short pointy ears or long knife ears?

Tolkien wrote about 1% of 1% of the population, he basically wrote a saga of kings. And still the amount of human on elf action is eyebrow raising. If there was intermarriage to this degree in the uppermost tier of the society, imagine what happened in the lower strata.

Long ears are more aesthetic. They also make the elf look less like a human and more like a distinctive species, which is always important.

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why do western elf ears stick upward while japanese elves have horizontal ears

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It's not that they are hungry, just sometimes the greatest among men can be deemed worthy of elven girls. Naturally, all human women are beneath elven males' notice.

not necessarily
night elves are western

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Not any regular human. This one wanted the superior Dúnedain dick

Same reason white girls fuck dogs, it's easy

I suspect it has to do with some japanese mythical creature or something, idk. perhaps ganguro girls.

true. long horizontal ears are cuter so I guess that's why they seem somewhat more prevalent among japanese generic fantasy.

because the average white woman has more melanin than the average japanese woman, don't let "white" fool you

>thread marginally about sex
>BLACKED degenerates, rice burners, and animal fuckers post like their opinion means anything

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Literally only happens 4 times in mankinds 9000 year history in lotr

The books mention it nowhere that Aragorn had pants on, bet you think he spent the story pantless.

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SAGE

Tolkien literally writes about how many times it happens. Its initially only 3, but then he forgot about another so he had to add in a 4th