Mom complains about grocery bag being too heavy

same here

this is how i felt after lifting 100 pounds for the first time

i feel so powerful i could take on anyone

but now i could lift over 200 pounds and i still feel like shit

lol i'll just shoot you faggot

how could you not lift 100 lbs are you handicapped or something

Can you beat 8 fluid ounces of acid on your face, kafir ?

maybe, but I know exactly what my groceries will cost before the cash girls tells me

>stepmom keeps tossing plates on the floor
>this is an attempt to scare me into doing what she wants, or maybe she's just lost her mind who knows
>I tell her that those are her plates, so it doesn't really bother me when she breaks them
>she threatens to go break my stuff
>...try it
>she doesn't go try it

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Including the CIA agent monitoring us?

Alpha as fuck

you know everyone has to start somewhere, i was a dyel from the start

>lift the bag with relative ease
youtube.com/watch?v=DxMKSDSe85o

>visit mom
>she says she can't open a jar
>says she needs my "manly power"
>I burst out laughing

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>Lift every shopping bag with one hand and carry them all in at once
Best feeling

I know body weight counters. If you even threw one punch you'd wake up on the ground with a headache. Try it, cretin.

we have scales that can count your body weight now, you don't need people to do it

Sounds like she's genuinely being nice, you laughing will just make her think you're not happy with your masculinity

don't make your mother sad for you