What did he buy with his first Friends paycheck?

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Cocaine

Coke

Friends

Blow

Chin removal surgery.

Buys baking soda... to cut his cocaine

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

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Wtf man that does look like schwimmer

La cocaina

some nail clippers
>david swears it wasn't him
sure

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Three bodyguards, a gun, a rope and a shovel.

>not knowing of all the clones made of actors

every cocaine money could buy

A pack of menthols, a bottle of old crow bourbon, and a quarter ounce of fentanyl cut with talcum powder and baking soda

paid someone to hack yes man.

A Coca-Cola drink (made with REAL cocaine)

what the hell?

coca

It still is. The active opiate is just removed and re-sold to the medical industry.
Coca cola is the only company in the US that is allowed the process cocaine.
I shit you not.

Dang. I guess that's why the recipe is secret.

Fipity bipity

Correction, I had to look it up again, let me give you the real deal: In the United States, the Stepan Company is the only manufacturing plant authorized by the Federal Government to import and process the coca plant, which it obtains mainly from Peru and, to a lesser extent, Bolivia. Besides producing the coca flavoring agent for Coca-Cola, the Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it sells to Mallinckrodt, a St. Louis, Missouri, pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.

A orange mocha frappuccino

>cocaine
>opiate
You’re half right though, in a fucking retarded way. Apparently they use elan extract from the same plant. There’s nothing opiate about cocaine though, so maybe learn the full picture before you spout off.

a prostitute.

That’s no way to talk about your mother. Sex worker is a more appropriate terminology.