Actor, comedian, UFC commentator, largest podcast in the world

>actor, comedian, UFC commentator, largest podcast in the world
Is there anything he CAN'T do?

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act

Not suck up to his guests on his show.

make a bad podcast

Tell jokes

Not be taken advantage of and has his show used as a soapbox by alt-right figureheads

satisfy his thirst for big muscular men

reach the top shelf in a grocery store, grow a full head of hair, have actual opinions

go on certain rollercoasters

be funny, not look funny

Can't tell everyone that Alex Jones is Bill Hicks

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>Alt-right
HAHAHAHA please tell us exactly, what does alt-right mean?

It's synonymous with cringe

Fight an ape

Alt right means anime and pepe profile pictures

Trump supporter basically

Grow hair

but only retarded trannies like anime

Make it 30 minutes without mentioning drugs or chimps.

Gay

He just had John Carmack on and only spoke about quake and rockets for 2 and a half hours

not talk about chimps, dmt or fritz haber

>constantly talks about how he's left wing apart from muh guns
>/pol/shit teenagers praise him because he had a bunch of retarded daddies on his podcast

Be tall

>HAHAHAHA please tell us exactly, what does alt-right mean?

Literally anything that someone on the left doesn't like

>Alt right means anime and pepe profile pictures

Dose that make lefty/pol/ alt right then retard

I've never heard /pol/ praise this retard

/pol/ thinks hes a centrist faggot who doesnt even have his own opinions retard. try visiting at least once a year.

How would you know what happens in /pol/?

>>/pol/shit teenagers praise him because he had a bunch of retarded daddies on his podcast

yikes

>not browsing /pol/ to shit on israel loving boomers
absolutely gay

>israel loving boomers
Like Trump?

make me laugh at his jokes

yes retard, except for r/donalds containment thread

yes dumbshit

jamie pull up my wife's daughter

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Look me in the eye when standing upright

his stand up is awful and he's in the closet

so his wife literally had a child with a nigger? ahahahaha

>Is there anything he CAN'T do?

STEM

joe unironically mentions blacked on the podcast, several times.

Carmack led that show. The dude is well spoken, and thankfully Joe let him talk. Rinella was good last week, too, he's always a good guest.

Openly call Robert Schimmel his step dad. He married his daughter, but when he talks about him, he acts like he just knew him as a comic. Never made any sense to me.

He can't interview for shit. He constantly interrupts his guests with off topic shit when they're clearly halfway through making a point and often responds to them like he wasn't even listening.

Also his drug shit is really starting to grate. I was listening to a months old episode where he starts bullying this soiboy tech guy for an uncomfortably long time because he had no interest in trying psychadellics. I guess the marijuana proselytizing is just part of the show at this point but he's absurdly defensive about it.

Which one is the most annoying of his ramblings?
>muh drugs
>muh conspiracy theories
>muh chimps